Fat guy at my office has one of these.
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Also have you tried laying with your belly touching the cold concrete floor? After a run my dogs do this in the garage, and they keep shifting positions as the concrete they're laying on gets warm. Also stick out your tongue and breath in and out really fast, "pant." If that still doesn't work, drown your face in a bucket of water, be sure to slobber a lot.
OOO!! I forgot, you could always go to the office fridge and open it up and just stand there right in front of it, stand almost inside it. Open the freezer too while you're at it. Scope out any goodies in there you might want while you're at it.
smoke menthols
Put ice (not a knife) on your inside wrists.
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You can't. Just ask the Bucks, Bulls, Pacers and Spurs.
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Also have you tried laying with your belly touching the cold concrete floor? After a run my dogs do this in the garage, and they keep shifting positions as the concrete they're laying on gets warm. Also stick out your tongue and breath in and out really fast, "pant." If that still doesn't work, drown your face in a bucket of water, be sure to slobber a lot.
start a thread about how much you love summer.
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the power went out in downtown mhk for about an hour.. thought I was going to die or a riot was going to break out
No air conditioning? Make a homemade air conditioner using a fan and bowl of ice. The fan’s breeze will blow across the ice cubes and, as they melt, ice-cooled air will spread and help cool off a small space, like a bedroom or kitchen.
Avoid coffee and alcohol. “They are diuretic-based and can lead to frequent bathroom visits that exacerbate dehydration,” Kikano says.
Found a blog with some tips:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/07/summer-heat-wave-tips-to-beat-the-heat-2/ (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/07/summer-heat-wave-tips-to-beat-the-heat-2/)QuoteNo air conditioning? Make a homemade air conditioner using a fan and bowl of ice. The fan’s breeze will blow across the ice cubes and, as they melt, ice-cooled air will spread and help cool off a small space, like a bedroom or kitchen.
:grin:QuoteAvoid coffee and alcohol. “They are diuretic-based and can lead to frequent bathroom visits that exacerbate dehydration,” Kikano says.
:don'tcare:
Shave head
Shave head
do you read goEMAW.com? Me and Emo are growing our hair out
Shave head
do you read goEMAW.com? Me and Emo are growing our hair out
royals baseball and buds on the internet
Here ya go CF3
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70's for like next 5 days here according to Lezak yesterday evening.
smoke menthols
68 right now
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it's 95 degrees right now
Try your advanced shower/bath technique, but with COOOOOOOLD water
omg if the power goes out I will seriously die (not bbs'n)
metalhead I bet they think they're in costa rica or something
They're just flying around everywhere. Fast too! Zip Zip Zip! EVERYWHERE!
They're just flying around everywhere. Fast too! Zip Zip Zip! EVERYWHERE!
MH 2 summers ago Mrs CF3 woke me up and was like, "what's that?" It was a bat circling my bed at 3 AM. I trapped that thing with a milk crate. It was terrifying.
i think costa rica has a bunch of bats
bats seem pretty cool iyam
i think costa rica has a bunch of bats
Well, these guys seem friendly. I think they are eating all of the flying insects that come out at night. I wonder if costa rica bats are the ones that live off of blood. NO THANKS!
bat teeth are so small and sharp you could be bitten and never even know it
bat teeth are so small and sharp you could be bitten and never even know it
I guess, if you are a sound sleeper. I have been bit dozens of times, and felt every one.
bat teeth are so small and sharp you could be bitten and never even know it
I guess, if you are a sound sleeper. I have been bit dozens of times, and felt every one.
bat teeth are so small and sharp you could be bitten and never even know it
I guess, if you are a sound sleeper. I have been bit dozens of times, and felt every one.
do you live in a cave?
bat teeth are so small and sharp you could be bitten and never even know it
I guess, if you are a sound sleeper. I have been bit dozens of times, and felt every one.
do you live in a cave?
try a vodka with hawaiian punch, heavy on the ice
did that last week and am still hot. i think i timed it wrong though :frown:
(point, skinnyfor3)
we're in the stretch run though, i can see hoodie weather on the horizon
we're in the stretch run though, i can see hoodie weather on the horizon
it's coming. i think right after this next high pressure ridge pushes through we're gonna get some cool nights.
there's no good royals baseball to distract myself with. its just donald trump and a billion degrees hot
Is it globally warm or is this regional?
Wow. Tough time to be a citizen of Earth's northern hemisphere.
I love going to the pool, I love playing outside even when it is like a sauna, I love the sun, I love changing outfits like 3 times a day. I guess it would be annoying if I was working outside all day or inside.Yeah always remember this is the worst of summer, and everyone is still outside bc it rules. The worst of winter is incomparable to this
I guess it would be annoying if I was working outside all day.
working outside when it's cold is way worse.
I love going to the pool, I love playing outside even when it is like a sauna, I love the sun, I love changing outfits like 3 times a day. I guess it would be annoying if I was working outside all day or inside.Yeah always remember this is the worst of summer, and everyone is still outside bc it rules. The worst of winter is incomparable to this
We are like a week into summer and have already seen “this is the worst of summer” sighting 😂
Definitely pooling this afternoon
Definitely pooling this afternoon
This summer in Louisiana is like nothing I've ever felt. Humans aren't made for this and climate change is real.I had to add a window unit to my RV. Rooftop units aren't cutting it after 1p. It's quite hot down here.
Humidity is the worst thing in the world.
How do you like the pizza? Wait, you can't eat gluten. What are you even going to eat, there?They have gluten free crust and vegan cheese options! So will try one of those pies. Waiting on a friend to get here.
You can't have dairy, either?Nope. Sucks big time!
How did I beat the heat? Headed up north to Fargo. 64 degrees right now and IT IS GLORIOUS
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August has been a sexy lil minx in NEKS this year
Guys, winter sucks major ass. Its so cold you will die when you go outside and its dark 19 hours a day. Quit bitching about the heat.
it's ok to notice that both february and august suck in kansas, but february is def worse.
August has been a sexy lil minx in NEKS this year
it's ok to notice that both february and august suck in kansas, but february is def worse.
I literally sat on someone's porch with an outdoor TV to watch the Super Bowl.
August has been a sexy lil minx in NEKS this year
Meanwhile, in the L.A. of the Plains, it was 108 the other day, and I couldn't be outside longer than 20 minutes without burning. Thankfully, there was a hot breeze to cool me off. Felt like living in a convection oven.
August has been a sexy lil minx in NEKS this year
Meanwhile, in the L.A. of the Plains, it was 108 the other day, and I couldn't be outside longer than 20 minutes without burning. Thankfully, there was a hot breeze to cool me off. Felt like living in a convection oven.
You can be swimming in an outdoor pool on thanksgiving in Dallas so you still taking plenty of W's my guy
I've stated for over 100 years August is the worst month. Anyone who disagrees is a dumb. Although we will be miserable for days and days, I like being proven right.But we are almost to September which is technically fall. Or is it just a mirage?
About time you fuckers felt the heat.
The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend
This is where I come down. There are some horrible days left in August but the days are getting longer and fall (best season) is approaching. February is just bleak.The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend
the worst of february is worse than the worst of august. if you want to say a nice day in february is better than a nice day in august, i will not argue with you.
This is where I come down. There are some horrible days left in August but the days are getting longer and fall (best season) is approaching. February is just bleak.The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend
the worst of february is worse than the worst of august. if you want to say a nice day in february is better than a nice day in august, i will not argue with you.
@DaBigTrain can you confirm?Can confirm.
I've stated for over 100 years August is the worst month. Anyone who disagrees is a dumb. Although we will be miserable for days and days, I like being proven right.But we are almost to September which is technically fall. Or is it just a mirage?
I've stated for over 100 years August is the worst month. Anyone who disagrees is a dumb. Although we will be miserable for days and days, I like being proven right.But we are almost to September which is technically fall. Or is it just a mirage?
September is still too hot but you get nice cool days mixed in, plus football.
The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend
the worst of february is worse than the worst of august. if you want to say a nice day in february is better than a nice day in august, i will not argue with you.
wow, we had a great february this year. in 2022 there were 11 days (including four consecutive) where the temp did not get above 30
wow, we had a great february this year. in 2022 there were 11 days (including four consecutive) where the temp did not get above 30
Global warming is making February look sexier every year.
i'm going to oregon in a few weeks (first time!) and it's 100+ degrees and stuff is getting canceled due to wildfires :(
we are hosting a team building event for our baseball team this saturday. I bought some of those misters to string along the roof of my deck and a 10x10 portable canopy that'll be in the driveway. hopefully that helps BEAT THE HEAT! but probably just make it hotly moist.when I was young we called “team building” events for our baseball team “practice”, smdh
i'm going to oregon in a few weeks (first time!) and it's 100+ degrees and stuff is getting canceled due to wildfires :(
Well, that's August for you.
Yes. Been a wonderful breeze of late in SW Louisiana. I love walking through a hair dryer.August has been a sexy lil minx in NEKS this year
Meanwhile, in the L.A. of the Plains, it was 108 the other day, and I couldn't be outside longer than 20 minutes without burning. Thankfully, there was a hot breeze to cool me off. Felt like living in a convection oven.
I don’t understand why people live south of KS. It’s just a horror movie and only going to get worse.
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What will be the Kansas of 2040? I need to plan my move there before I become priced out. Maybe it's southern Minnesota.
What will be the Kansas of 2040? I need to plan my move there before I become priced out. Maybe it's southern Minnesota.
It's totally South Dakota.
What will be the Kansas of 2040? I need to plan my move there before I become priced out. Maybe it's southern Minnesota.
It's totally South Dakota.
I just can't with the Dakotas
This is how it’s done, guys
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This is how it’s done, guys
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I too have been busy collecting pelts at my rooftop pool.
Katpappy, that container holds a gallon of liquid.This is how it’s done, guys
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I too have been busy collecting pelts at my rooftop pool.
Hopefully, you're not competing with those tiny hands gripping a man-sized mug.
This is how it’s done, guyshell yeah
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This is how it’s done, guys
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I too have been busy collecting pelts at my rooftop pool.
Hopefully, you're not competing with those tiny hands gripping a man-sized mug.
i'm going to oregon in a few weeks (first time!) and it's 100+ degrees and stuff is getting canceled due to wildfires :(
Too many wildfires up there.
The "February is worse" crowd is going to look so stupid this weekend
the worst of february is worse than the worst of august. if you want to say a nice day in february is better than a nice day in august, i will not argue with you.
As Ichiro once said "August.... in Kansas City is hotter.... than two rats in a rough ridin' wool sock"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtImIqR5neU&ab_channel=BrianDeaton
As Ichiro once said "August.... in Kansas City is hotter.... than two rats in a rough ridin' wool sock"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtImIqR5neU&ab_channel=BrianDeaton
pure
Fake newslmao
https://x.com/kkhasissues/status/1693446085799284976?s=46&t=qihx_M5rao00w7e29gt7Rw
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He messed it up slightly but I've heard that approximately 1 million times
i could not see out of any of the windows in my house this morning. feels very houston-y
Burnin' alive
Set my soul on fire
Runnin' with a gun
This place is gonna burn
No firewater, or novacaine
No thunderstorm, no John Wayne
No kids to rock, nowhere to run
So watch out 'cause this place is gonna burn
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
They be smokin' your hide, come runnin' wild
Tell you nothin' to fear, cause the buck stops here
He came from a little town called hope
And someday, maybe, it'll go up in smoke, I say
No firewater, or novacaine
No thunderstorm and no John Wayne
No kids to rock, nowhere to run
So watch out 'cause this place is gonna burn
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
It's an all out war
An all out war
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Somewhere
There's a little town called Hope
And someday, maybe baby
He'll inhale that smoke
Yeah, we're burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
It's an all out war
An out all war
We are burnin' alive
It's an all out war
We're burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Burnin' alive
Yeah
Watch the place burn down
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Titletown
The last week of 100+ daily temps has been very hard on the soybeans. Not to pit this up but hope some scientists in the bowels of Throckmorton Hall are coming up with a future plan for growing crops in a climate that seems to like killing crops and cows. Like maybe getting some genes out of algae that live in volcanos to splice into the corn.It’s going to be back to the low 90’s next week, Greta. Jeez louise.