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Title: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 08, 2013, 10:09:01 PM
65 wins at Florida...  31 arrests.

2.1 wins per arrest.

 :gocho:
Title: Re: Urban Meyer proves MCMW theory
Post by: LickNeckey on July 08, 2013, 10:13:49 PM
Tom Osborne, Barry Switzer, Jerry Tarkanian, and every succesful Miami coach have already proved this thesis
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 08, 2013, 10:23:29 PM
There... fixed the post headline.

 :grin:
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: star seed 7 on July 08, 2013, 10:57:20 PM
Charlie is at like 12 arrests per win.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Big Sam on July 08, 2013, 11:04:40 PM
Charlie is at like 12 arrests per win.

 :driving:


(Charlie drivin' the prison bus.)
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 09, 2013, 08:48:31 AM
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 09, 2013, 08:52:44 AM
Charlie is at like 12 arrests per win.

Wrong "type" of criminals?

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: schreds21 on July 09, 2013, 09:01:27 AM
Charlie is at like 12 arrests per win.

Wrong "type" of criminals?

 :dunno:
They just don't do things the right way.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: deputy dawg on July 09, 2013, 09:23:47 AM
Maybe we can use some of the confy revenue to establish the proper atmosphere, and buy one of these

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.staticflickr.com%2F3361%2F3523795973_a8d0f0180b_z.jpg&hash=234443d89f14a0dab68198dbf64b89ca37fb7753)

Park it out by BSFS, make sure it's visible.  As a bonus, could lease it to groups as a shuttle to Aggieville.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: AbeFroman on July 09, 2013, 12:00:50 PM
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest someone when all the evidence is disposed of.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on July 09, 2013, 12:07:08 PM
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest convict someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

FYP

and...

The huskers kept LPD plenty busy under Dr. Tom's watch...

Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 09, 2013, 12:41:56 PM
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/1997/12/10/osborne_flashback/phillips.html (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/1997/12/10/osborne_flashback/phillips.html)

Plus, Thunder Collins is in prison for murder right now.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 09, 2013, 02:23:39 PM
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

He had lots of arrests
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Frankenklein on July 09, 2013, 02:32:39 PM
   Do you get players to buy into the program or just recruit em already hardened
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 09, 2013, 02:34:31 PM
   Do you get players to buy into the program or just recruit em already hardened

Should we form an Leavenworth/Lansing pipeline?!  :excited:
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: CNS on July 09, 2013, 03:12:22 PM
   Do you get players to buy into the program or just recruit em already hardened

With our tucks, it would have to be a strict buy in(jump in?) program.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: AbeFroman on July 09, 2013, 03:13:43 PM
I think the real trick, as proven by Osborne and Meyer, is that you need to recruit at least one murderer. Serial killers are even better.

Did Osborne even have arrests besides Phillips? It's hard to arrest someone when all the evidence is disposed of.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/1997/12/10/osborne_flashback/phillips.html (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/1997/12/10/osborne_flashback/phillips.html)

Plus, Thunder Collins is in prison for murder right now.

Geez. You know it's bad when they save/post articles from before they had a website.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 10, 2013, 06:45:53 AM
so why are writers so pissy with Meyer? because he won't answer their questions about his days at Florida?
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 10, 2013, 08:17:03 AM
I think we can all agree that when you're hiding guns in your desk drawers, that's pretty much the pinnacle of MCMW.

Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: CNS on July 10, 2013, 10:39:33 AM
I think we can all agree that when you're hiding guns in your desk drawers, that's pretty much the pinnacle of MCMW.

Some ppl call that looking out for the best interests of a youngster who is just having a little hard time transitioning from a tough childhood into manhood, Dax.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 10, 2013, 11:15:39 AM
I think we can all agree that when you're hiding guns in your desk drawers, that's pretty much the pinnacle of MCMW.

Some ppl call that looking out for the best interests of a youngster who is just having a little hard time transitioning from a tough childhood into manhood, Dax.

True, and there's the safe place factor as well.

Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: ELL3 on July 10, 2013, 11:22:03 AM
Damn, we missed with Marcus Raines
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 10, 2013, 02:22:29 PM
Damn, we missed with Marcus Raines
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: LickNeckey on July 10, 2013, 08:49:05 PM
i'm pretty sure that the Peter brothers just raped another chick

as an aside I was told by a friend that I knew the chick that Lawrence drug down the stairs by her hair.  i did this  :horrorsurprise:

also thread should be changed to Tom Osborne perfects MCMW. 

not only did he pull it off he won as much as Meyer did at Florida and is still revered despite his atrocities

Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 10, 2013, 09:04:17 PM
Quote
"Game's been called off," one booster said. "Nobody can make bail."

 :lol: :lol: :lol: Nebraska's "boosters" are comically poor.
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Kat Kid on July 10, 2013, 11:09:24 PM
having been charged with attempted second-degree murder with the shooting of _______________ at a convenience store. ________ told police that he and _________ were fighting when Washington pulled his gun and fired, saying, "Your life is gone."


THINK QUICK, WAS THIS GEORGE ZIMMERMAN/TRAYVON MARTIN OR A NEBRASKA FOOTBALL PLAYER???






REVEAL:

On Sept. 11, two days before Washington pleaded not guilty to both counts, Osborne said, "I think there is a very, very good chance that Riley didn't do what he's accused of. I've talked to a lot of people.... I feel pretty comfortable about Riley's case."
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: LickNeckey on July 11, 2013, 12:18:41 AM
sept 11th   :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise:

are Nub players terrorists???

in your heart you have the answer
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: CNS on July 11, 2013, 02:04:17 PM
Didn't this get Tom elected to the Senate or something?
Title: Re: Urban Meyer perfects MCMW theory
Post by: Kat Kid on July 11, 2013, 02:05:00 PM
Didn't this get Tom elected to the Senate or something?

House of Reps.  Could've been Gov. too but choose to be Nub AD.