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Title: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: bones129 on July 05, 2013, 01:23:36 AM
Damn. Mrs. Bones has to hit the road for a two week business trip in the fall. I can do laundry, but can't cook for crap and hate shopping. Besides eating out every night, any suggestions?
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: michigancat on July 05, 2013, 01:39:54 AM
Learning to cook and stopping whining about shopping could be some nice alternatives.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: timhawk on July 05, 2013, 06:03:50 AM
Damn. Mrs. Bones has to hit the road for a two week business trip in the fall. I can do laundry, but can't cook for crap and hate shopping. Besides eating out every night, any suggestions?

get an escort
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: 8manpick on July 05, 2013, 08:12:21 AM
Why would you need to shop?
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: wetwillie on July 05, 2013, 09:26:38 AM
The eff
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: Tobias on July 05, 2013, 09:39:24 AM
get pak'd and marathon some manly show
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: CNS on July 05, 2013, 09:46:09 AM
Kids?  If not, jesus christ, what is this thread even about?
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: Pete on July 05, 2013, 11:15:17 AM
If you are in Joco, stop by the Culinary Center of Kansas City....they have partially prepared meals with easy instructions to follow.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 05, 2013, 11:26:38 AM
I've been gone all week on a staycation similar to this (there is no Mrs Blumpkin yet). 

Here is a potential list of activities:

A) Pizza: it's great.

B) Que up the Netflix: enjoy some Sliders

C) Golf.  Golfing it great.  I actually improve the drunker I get.  If you are cheap (like me) grab a disc golf and hit up a course.

D) Fish.  See golf.

E) Since your wife is gone for two weeks, get in that much needed 'bating time.  Let's face it...women are succubuses.  Free yourself like Django from the shackles of vaginal oppression. 
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 05, 2013, 12:21:47 PM
I've been gone all week on a staycation similar to this (there is no Mrs Blumpkin yet). 

Here is a potential list of activities:

A) Pizza: it's great.

B) Que up the Netflix: enjoy some Sliders

C) Golf.  Golfing it great.  I actually improve the drunker I get.  If you are cheap (like me) grab a disc golf and hit up a course.

D) Fish.  See golf.

E) Since your wife is gone for two weeks, get in that much needed 'bating time.  Let's face it...women are succubuses. Free yourself like Django from the shackles of vaginal oppression.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: SdK on July 05, 2013, 12:31:36 PM
Do whatever you did before you were married.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: deputy dawg on July 05, 2013, 04:17:41 PM
I've been gone all week on a staycation similar to this (there is no Mrs Blumpkin yet). 

Here is a potential list of activities:

A) Pizza: it's great.

B) Que up the Netflix: enjoy some Sliders

C) Golf.  Golfing it great.  I actually improve the drunker I get.  If you are cheap (like me) grab a disc golf and hit up a course.

D) Fish.  See golf.

E) Since your wife is gone for two weeks, get in that much needed 'bating time.  Let's face it...women are succubuses. Free yourself like Django from the shackles of vaginal oppression.

 :lol:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

Quote
In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus is a female demon or supernatural entity that appears in dreams, who takes the form of a human woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual intercourse. The male counterpart is the incubus. Religious traditions hold that repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death.

 :excited:  Like learning new big words.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: bones129 on July 05, 2013, 10:32:07 PM

This succubus business is making me paranoid.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: Shacks on July 05, 2013, 10:49:44 PM
Start drinking at noon, play tons of video games (replace with Netflix marathons if vidya games aren't your thing), watch football all day on Saturday, eat a lot of junk food, go gambling

Basically all the fun crap you could do whenever you wanted while you were single
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: Kat Kid on July 05, 2013, 10:56:05 PM
This happens to me from time to time.  Some recommendations from personal experience:

Do's:

Leave the house
Maybe take a walk to go hang out at your neighborhood bar and take a newspaper and just set up shop and shoot the crap like a regular
don't necessarily need to cook something great, make yourself some quality sandwiches or buy some good cheeses and crackers?

Don'ts:

Stay inside the entire time eating pizza (you will feel bad about yourself even if it seems like a good idea at the time)
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: michigancat on July 05, 2013, 11:03:13 PM
I go to lots of concerts and watch TV shows my wife doesn't like.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 05, 2013, 11:18:18 PM
Get ripped
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 05, 2013, 11:46:53 PM
Don'ts:

Stay inside the entire time eating pizza (you will feel bad about yourself even if it seems like a good idea at the time)

Doing this right now while future Mrs. SB is in Alaska. :frown:
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: Pett on July 05, 2013, 11:51:01 PM
Damn. Mrs. Bones has to hit the road for a two week business trip in the fall. I can do laundry, but can't cook for crap and hate shopping. Besides eating out every night, any suggestions?
Did she mention anything about a hall pass?
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 05, 2013, 11:54:43 PM
Im sure Mrs Bones's boyfriend will take good care of her
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: bones129 on July 05, 2013, 11:56:27 PM
Damn. Mrs. Bones has to hit the road for a two week business trip in the fall. I can do laundry, but can't cook for crap and hate shopping. Besides eating out every night, any suggestions?
Did she mention anything about a hall pass?

No. But good one nevertheless.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: star seed 7 on July 06, 2013, 12:01:28 AM
Sounds like having a wife is awful.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: bones129 on July 06, 2013, 12:07:40 AM
Im sure Mrs Bones's boyfriend will take good care of her

She has no need for a boyfriend...there's a reason they call me Bones.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: steve dave on July 06, 2013, 12:08:50 AM
get blasted and turntable
Title: Re: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: michigancat on July 06, 2013, 12:10:00 AM
Sounds like having a wife is awful.

I get tired of the concerts pretty quickly.
Title: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: felix rex on July 06, 2013, 07:34:30 PM
Don'ts:

Stay inside the entire time eating pizza (you will feel bad about yourself even if it seems like a good idea at the time)

Doing this right now while future Mrs. SB is in Alaska. :frown:

I'm reading j rake scoops in the Ron Prince stories thread and catching up on other combo fanning threads I missed. Do not feel bad about it one bit.
Title: Re: Temporary Bachelor
Post by: michigancat on July 06, 2013, 07:54:30 PM
Don'ts:

Stay inside the entire time eating pizza (you will feel bad about yourself even if it seems like a good idea at the time)

Doing this right now while future Mrs. SB is in Alaska. :frown:

I'm reading j rake scoops in the Ron Prince stories thread and catching up on other combo fanning threads I missed. Do not feel bad about it one bit.

here ya go:

https://www.songkick.com/concerts/16506029-cayucas-at-dc9

They're like a west-coast-barely-graduated-high-school easy-going version of Vampire Weekend.