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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: bones129 on July 05, 2013, 01:23:36 AM
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Damn. Mrs. Bones has to hit the road for a two week business trip in the fall. I can do laundry, but can't cook for crap and hate shopping. Besides eating out every night, any suggestions?
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Learning to cook and stopping whining about shopping could be some nice alternatives.
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Damn. Mrs. Bones has to hit the road for a two week business trip in the fall. I can do laundry, but can't cook for crap and hate shopping. Besides eating out every night, any suggestions?
get an escort
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Why would you need to shop?
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The eff
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get pak'd and marathon some manly show
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Kids? If not, jesus christ, what is this thread even about?
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If you are in Joco, stop by the Culinary Center of Kansas City....they have partially prepared meals with easy instructions to follow.
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I've been gone all week on a staycation similar to this (there is no Mrs Blumpkin yet).
Here is a potential list of activities:
A) Pizza: it's great.
B) Que up the Netflix: enjoy some Sliders
C) Golf. Golfing it great. I actually improve the drunker I get. If you are cheap (like me) grab a disc golf and hit up a course.
D) Fish. See golf.
E) Since your wife is gone for two weeks, get in that much needed 'bating time. Let's face it...women are succubuses. Free yourself like Django from the shackles of vaginal oppression.
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I've been gone all week on a staycation similar to this (there is no Mrs Blumpkin yet).
Here is a potential list of activities:
A) Pizza: it's great.
B) Que up the Netflix: enjoy some Sliders
C) Golf. Golfing it great. I actually improve the drunker I get. If you are cheap (like me) grab a disc golf and hit up a course.
D) Fish. See golf.
E) Since your wife is gone for two weeks, get in that much needed 'bating time. Let's face it...women are succubuses. Free yourself like Django from the shackles of vaginal oppression.
:lol:
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Do whatever you did before you were married.
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I've been gone all week on a staycation similar to this (there is no Mrs Blumpkin yet).
Here is a potential list of activities:
A) Pizza: it's great.
B) Que up the Netflix: enjoy some Sliders
C) Golf. Golfing it great. I actually improve the drunker I get. If you are cheap (like me) grab a disc golf and hit up a course.
D) Fish. See golf.
E) Since your wife is gone for two weeks, get in that much needed 'bating time. Let's face it...women are succubuses. Free yourself like Django from the shackles of vaginal oppression.
:lol:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus
In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus is a female demon or supernatural entity that appears in dreams, who takes the form of a human woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual intercourse. The male counterpart is the incubus. Religious traditions hold that repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death.
:excited: Like learning new big words.
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This succubus business is making me paranoid.
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Start drinking at noon, play tons of video games (replace with Netflix marathons if vidya games aren't your thing), watch football all day on Saturday, eat a lot of junk food, go gambling
Basically all the fun crap you could do whenever you wanted while you were single
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This happens to me from time to time. Some recommendations from personal experience:
Do's:
Leave the house
Maybe take a walk to go hang out at your neighborhood bar and take a newspaper and just set up shop and shoot the crap like a regular
don't necessarily need to cook something great, make yourself some quality sandwiches or buy some good cheeses and crackers?
Don'ts:
Stay inside the entire time eating pizza (you will feel bad about yourself even if it seems like a good idea at the time)
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I go to lots of concerts and watch TV shows my wife doesn't like.
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Get ripped
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Don'ts:
Stay inside the entire time eating pizza (you will feel bad about yourself even if it seems like a good idea at the time)
Doing this right now while future Mrs. SB is in Alaska. :frown:
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Damn. Mrs. Bones has to hit the road for a two week business trip in the fall. I can do laundry, but can't cook for crap and hate shopping. Besides eating out every night, any suggestions?
Did she mention anything about a hall pass?
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Im sure Mrs Bones's boyfriend will take good care of her
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Damn. Mrs. Bones has to hit the road for a two week business trip in the fall. I can do laundry, but can't cook for crap and hate shopping. Besides eating out every night, any suggestions?
Did she mention anything about a hall pass?
No. But good one nevertheless.
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Sounds like having a wife is awful.
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Im sure Mrs Bones's boyfriend will take good care of her
She has no need for a boyfriend...there's a reason they call me Bones.
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get blasted and turntable
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Sounds like having a wife is awful.
I get tired of the concerts pretty quickly.
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Don'ts:
Stay inside the entire time eating pizza (you will feel bad about yourself even if it seems like a good idea at the time)
Doing this right now while future Mrs. SB is in Alaska. :frown:
I'm reading j rake scoops in the Ron Prince stories thread and catching up on other combo fanning threads I missed. Do not feel bad about it one bit.
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Don'ts:
Stay inside the entire time eating pizza (you will feel bad about yourself even if it seems like a good idea at the time)
Doing this right now while future Mrs. SB is in Alaska. :frown:
I'm reading j rake scoops in the Ron Prince stories thread and catching up on other combo fanning threads I missed. Do not feel bad about it one bit.
here ya go:
https://www.songkick.com/concerts/16506029-cayucas-at-dc9
They're like a west-coast-barely-graduated-high-school easy-going version of Vampire Weekend.