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Title: If you could pick one job
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 03, 2013, 08:53:28 AM
What would it be? I have today off and woke up to a fishing show where they're fishing for salmon in Vancouver. I'd probably do that. Host a fishing show in beautiful areas. Ben ji, you in?
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 03, 2013, 08:56:33 AM
Venture capitalist.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 03, 2013, 08:59:24 AM
SportsCenter anchor
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: ben ji on July 03, 2013, 09:01:03 AM
What would it be? I have today off and woke up to a fishing show where they're fishing for salmon in Vancouver. I'd probably do that. Host a fishing show in beautiful areas. Ben ji, you in?

Would love to retire and be a part time deep sea fishing guide in Key West.

I feel like you are on to something here wacky would love to host a fishing show with you. I could play the straight guy who gives useful fishing tips and techniques while you play the comic relief guy who constantly falls in the water and hooks himself on casts. Also Lady would be a key part of the show.

Anyone have any camera skills and is willing to volunteer to follow wackycat and ben ji on their fishing adventures?
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Winters on July 03, 2013, 09:03:16 AM
Price is Right host
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 03, 2013, 09:04:10 AM
Strip club DJamer
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Post by: 'taterblast on July 03, 2013, 09:04:21 AM
MLB bullpen catcher
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: 8manpick on July 03, 2013, 09:06:50 AM
Rock star
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Post by: F14ABE on July 03, 2013, 09:08:35 AM
I'd be a superhero!
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 03, 2013, 09:08:46 AM
Hand model

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Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 03, 2013, 09:10:54 AM
What would it be? I have today off and woke up to a fishing show where they're fishing for salmon in Vancouver. I'd probably do that. Host a fishing show in beautiful areas. Ben ji, you in?

Would love to retire and be a part time deep sea fishing guide in Key West.

I feel like you are on to something here wacky would love to host a fishing show with you. I could play the straight guy who gives useful fishing tips and techniques while you play the comic relief guy who constantly falls in the water and hooks himself on casts. Also Lady would be a key part of the show.

Anyone have any camera skills and is willing to volunteer to follow wackycat and ben ji on their fishing adventures?
:love:
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 03, 2013, 09:13:14 AM
I would totally do it except Wacky would probably tweet pictures of be taking a dump behind a bush or something.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Institutional Control on July 03, 2013, 09:14:11 AM
I always wanted to sell software.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Trim on July 03, 2013, 09:16:29 AM
Hand model

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"That's a white hand."
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Tobias on July 03, 2013, 09:18:30 AM
write software
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 03, 2013, 09:20:08 AM
I would totally do it except Wacky would probably tweet pictures of be taking a dump behind a bush or something.
I would.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 03, 2013, 09:21:01 AM
I always wanted to sell software.
Me too. :kstategrad:
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: KITNfury on July 03, 2013, 09:30:42 AM
Price is Right host
Oh man. We're like two peas in a glittery green pod
Title: If you could pick one job
Post by: ChiComCat on July 03, 2013, 09:33:15 AM
Bourdain
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: DQ12 on July 03, 2013, 09:46:23 AM
doorknobs
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: hemmy on July 03, 2013, 09:49:07 AM
SportsCenter anchor

That would be the worst thing in the world.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Brock Landers on July 03, 2013, 09:52:57 AM
Price is Right host


Did you see that they're having an all Plinko episode this fall??   :love:
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2013, 09:54:41 AM
kansas state message board owner
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: lopakman on July 03, 2013, 10:12:16 AM
kansas state message board owner

Just say it SD, you're jealous of Fitz.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 03, 2013, 10:14:01 AM
Union electrician
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: puniraptor on July 03, 2013, 10:16:31 AM
alien autopsier / ufo pilot
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Post by: Willesgirl on July 03, 2013, 10:21:04 AM
Opposition researcher.
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Post by: 8manpick on July 03, 2013, 10:53:29 AM
Bilderberger(ite?)
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: ben ji on July 03, 2013, 11:02:11 AM
Still waiting for someone to pick being a camera guy as their dream job.......If this fishing show is going to take youtube by storm we are going to need a good camera guy to capture all our cheeky shenanigans.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: SabiNation on July 03, 2013, 11:02:50 AM
Still waiting for someone to pick being a camera guy as their dream job.......If this fishing show is going to take youtube by storm we are going to need a good camera guy to capture all our cheeky shenanigans.

My phone can record videos?   :dunno:
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 03, 2013, 11:04:24 AM
sub-par twitter troll
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Panjandrum on July 03, 2013, 11:20:15 AM
Screenwriter/Director
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Post by: scottwildcat on July 03, 2013, 11:26:36 AM
Screenwriter/Director

This would be a lot of fun
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 03, 2013, 11:31:16 AM
Bounty Hunter
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 03, 2013, 12:20:12 PM
Drug/alcohol/sex addicted lottery winner
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 03, 2013, 12:34:56 PM
Owner/Operator of a kick ass chicken wing eatery...
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 03, 2013, 12:48:26 PM
Rock star
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Headinjun on July 03, 2013, 12:49:11 PM
Fullback for the Patriots.

Ill play like 10 plays a game, get paid a lil bank, and also get to tell some New England Italian honeys that I'm on the squad.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: lopakman on July 03, 2013, 12:58:57 PM
Fullback for the Patriots.

Ill play like 10 plays a game, get paid a lil bank, and also get to tell some New England Italian honeys that I'm on the squad.

If you're doing it all for the Italian women why not be a professional soccer player in Italy?
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: ben ji on July 03, 2013, 01:00:19 PM
Screenwriter/Director

Hired to produce wackycat and I's unnamed reality TV fishing show.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Shacks on July 03, 2013, 01:04:22 PM
MLB long relief pitcher.  You only go out there when your team is either winning by a lot, losing by a lot or playing an 18 inning game.  To keep things interesting, you might also get the occasional spot start if the scheduled starter comes down with a cold or something on the day of the game.  Expectations will be low though, so as long as you don't give up six runs in the first two innings people will be satisfied.  Other than that, you just hang out in the bullpen and collect a couple million per year.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 03, 2013, 01:17:16 PM
MLB long relief pitcher.  You only go out there when your team is either winning by a lot, losing by a lot or playing an 18 inning game.  To keep things interesting, you might also get the occasional spot start if the scheduled starter comes down with a cold or something on the day of the game.  Expectations will be low though, so as long as you don't give up six runs in the first two innings people will be satisfied.  Other than that, you just hang out in the bullpen and collect a couple million per year.

That sounds great, but I would rather actually play a lot and get paid a couple million per year. That would be more fun, imo.
Title: If you could pick one job
Post by: Pete on July 03, 2013, 02:13:06 PM
Being on / writing for SNL would be fun.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: sys on July 03, 2013, 02:16:27 PM
cattle rancher.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 03, 2013, 02:18:08 PM
How about the Coast Guard? Seems like there's a lot of pride, a lot of tradition there.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: puniraptor on July 03, 2013, 02:19:59 PM
president of egypt
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2013, 02:56:10 PM
cattle rancher.

I could do this if I want. DO NOT WANT.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 03, 2013, 03:12:23 PM
Price is Right host

This is the right answer.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: CNS on July 03, 2013, 03:15:28 PM
Bourdain

This.  By far.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: star seed 7 on July 03, 2013, 03:44:48 PM
Independently wealthy, and do nothing.   Jobs are the worst.   Even a job that you enjoy is pretty smothering.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: 0.42 on July 03, 2013, 03:51:20 PM
doorknobs

ffffffffff
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: sys on July 03, 2013, 03:59:41 PM
cattle rancher.

I could do this if I want. DO NOT WANT.

i hate you for your freedoms.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Mr Bread on July 03, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
Independently wealthy, and do nothing.   Jobs are the worst.   Even a job that you enjoy is pretty smothering  Gets old.  What was once thrilling or interesting is now mundane.  Welcome to your future as a lifeless ghost robot.  The good news is that along with that you'll just keep on getting older with less energy, a little softer and saggier year by year, mentally slower and then you die.  But until then you get to keep going to work and managing your finances and watching shitty television.  Totally worth it.

Yes.  I would just have a bunch of personal projects that I would never see through, but I would really enjoy myself anyway.  Like I'm learning how to play the guitar and writing a folk album this week.  Stand-up comedy in two months.  Certainly cooking.  Might just move down to Dallas for a bit and pal around with AST.  I'm writing a novel.  Brewing my own plum beer week after next after next guys.  What a life.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 03, 2013, 07:56:39 PM
kansas state message board owner

Just say it SD, you're jealous of Fitz.

Jealous of Wackycat
Title: If you could pick one job
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 03, 2013, 08:15:26 PM
Rock star

And an astronaut.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: PowercatPat on July 03, 2013, 08:59:01 PM
I'm really surprised nobody has said porn star. I would have to go with backup NFL QB.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: CNS on July 03, 2013, 09:14:32 PM
Gardener with no deadline, no bitchy customers, and no budget.

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Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: wiley on July 03, 2013, 09:49:25 PM
Pirate of the caribbean
Title: If you could pick one job
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 03, 2013, 11:36:11 PM
I'm really surprised nobody has said porn star.

Very dumb of you to think this, Pat.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 04, 2013, 12:12:51 AM
Independently wealthy, and do nothing.   Jobs are the worst.   Even a job that you enjoy is pretty smothering.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: bones129 on July 04, 2013, 12:19:19 AM
No job, and be extremely well paid for having no job. So ideal.
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 04, 2013, 12:53:49 AM
How do some of you dorks not have hobbies you'd want to get paid to do? Are 8man and I really the only musicians who would like to get paid well to make music?
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 04, 2013, 12:27:49 PM
How do some of you dorks not have hobbies you'd want to get paid to do? Are 8man and I really the only musicians who would like to get paid well to make music?

I would love to get paid to make music Stevesie
Title: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: sys on July 04, 2013, 12:30:59 PM
How do some of you dorks not have hobbies you'd want to get paid to do?

that's exactly what mine was.
Title: Re: Re: If you could pick one job
Post by: CNS on July 04, 2013, 01:08:45 PM
How do some of you dorks not have hobbies you'd want to get paid to do?

that's exactly what mine was.

Same
Title: If you could pick one job
Post by: Tobias on July 04, 2013, 01:12:42 PM
yup