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Title: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: bones129 on July 01, 2013, 11:48:42 PM
There is something sinister about this guy. Thoughts or facts? (BTW, not sure I believe the rumor that he wears pantyhose under his suit pants on the sidelines during games).
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: timhawk on July 01, 2013, 11:54:30 PM
There is something sinister about this guy. Thoughts or facts?

jfc you guys are obsessed with bill, he's currently out recruiting 7 of the top 15 players for next year... while brucie is bringing in Krap.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: bones129 on July 02, 2013, 12:01:17 AM
There is something sinister about this guy. Thoughts or facts?

jfc you guys are obsessed with bill, he's currently out recruiting 7 of the top 15 players for next year... while brucie is bringing in Krap.

You can recruit and still be sinister.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: deputy dawg on July 02, 2013, 07:24:47 AM
Bill Self is an OK guy, he just can't help himself around all those poor heifers in Lawrentucky.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: timhawk on July 02, 2013, 08:48:00 AM
Bill Self is an OK guy, he just can't help himself around all those poor heifers in Lawrentucky.

wow, being a Kstate fan I figured you would know how to spell "heifer"
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 02, 2013, 08:52:00 AM
He's one of the best at being a complete sleazeball, but if you can get away with it, do it. 

Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 02, 2013, 10:03:30 AM
I have never eaten at the Salty Iguana, but Bill Self really makes me want to give it a try. He seems like such a great guy.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: OregonSmock on July 02, 2013, 12:38:40 PM
Bill Self is a 'tater's worst nightmare. 
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: lopakman on July 02, 2013, 12:42:06 PM
I have never eaten at the Salty Iguana, but Bill Self really makes me want to give it a try. He seems like such a great guy.

It's pretty pud Mexican food.  Wouldn't last a week on Southwest Blvd.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 02, 2013, 12:57:27 PM
Bill Self is a 'tater's worst nightmare.

He's like a cold glass of water poured over the top of a plate of tater tots.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: hemmy on July 02, 2013, 01:18:48 PM
'tater

The new phog catch-phrase  :D
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: scottwildcat on July 02, 2013, 01:20:16 PM
Bill Self: crap human, great coach.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 02, 2013, 01:29:34 PM
His favorite movie is "Grown Ups"
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 02, 2013, 01:33:27 PM
His favorite movie is "Grown Ups"

Nope. "Wild Hogs".

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Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: deputy dawg on July 02, 2013, 01:34:07 PM
Bill Self is an OK guy, he just can't help himself around all those poor heifers in Lawrentucky.

wow, being a Kstate fan I figured you would know how to spell "heifer"

Being a ku fan, I'm surprised you'd recognize the difference.  I bet you call all cattle "cows" too.

Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: timhawk on July 02, 2013, 01:37:49 PM
Bill Self is an OK guy, he just can't help himself around all those poor heifers in Lawrentucky.

wow, being a Kstate fan I figured you would know how to spell "heifer"

Being a ku fan, I'm surprised you'd recognize the difference.  I bet you call all cattle "cows" too.

nope, I'm originally from western ks and grew up helping friends parents on their farm so I know a little about farming.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 02, 2013, 01:38:38 PM
Bill Self is an OK guy, he just can't help himself around all those poor heifers in Lawrentucky.

wow, being a Kstate fan I figured you would know how to spell "heifer"

Being a ku fan, I'm surprised you'd recognize the difference.  I bet you call all cattle "cows" too.

nope, I'm originally from western ks and grew up helping friends parents on their farm so I know a little about farming.

What a 'tater
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Cire on July 02, 2013, 02:21:37 PM
Roy was a nightmare, at least we can beat bill self every once in a while.  And when we don't beat him he doesn't beat us 100-65
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2013, 02:33:46 PM
Bill Self is an OK guy, he just can't help himself around all those poor heifers in Lawrentucky.

wow, being a Kstate fan I figured you would know how to spell "heifer"

Being a ku fan, I'm surprised you'd recognize the difference.  I bet you call all cattle "cows" too.

nope, I'm originally from western ks and grew up helping friends parents on their farm so I know a little about farming.

wave the wheat you huge hick
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Cire on July 02, 2013, 02:35:21 PM
Hayseed ku fan.   Water is wet etc
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2013, 02:37:41 PM
chubby chaser
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: lopakman on July 02, 2013, 02:46:21 PM
Bill Self is an OK guy, he just can't help himself around all those poor heifers in Lawrentucky.

wow, being a Kstate fan I figured you would know how to spell "heifer"

Being a ku fan, I'm surprised you'd recognize the difference.  I bet you call all cattle "cows" too.

nope, I'm originally from western ks and grew up helping friends parents on their farm so I know a little about farming.

Yeah but what do you know about farm humping?
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Spracne on July 02, 2013, 02:47:31 PM
His wife wears underwear with the dick-holes in them.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: rollingplains on July 06, 2013, 04:47:44 PM
Did you say "At least with Bill we beat them once in awhile????? :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:   You're easily satisfied,, 2 wins in a quarter of a century
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: p1k3 on July 06, 2013, 05:04:46 PM
He has the same morals as Ron Prince, yet he's actually had success.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on July 06, 2013, 05:19:40 PM
Can we please stop starting topics about KU? They are going to kick our ass in basketball.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: eastcat on July 07, 2013, 01:30:18 AM
I'm just glad he doesn't take up coaching football.

Maybe Weis would be willing to give him a shot at DC or something?
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: scottwildcat on July 07, 2013, 08:35:57 AM
Can we please stop starting topics about KU? They are going to kick our ass in basketball.

It is Trim 3:16 not Luke 3:16, continue going what you want to people!
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: meSACKwilliams on July 08, 2013, 07:23:01 PM
I'm just glad he doesn't take up coaching football.

Maybe Weis would be willing to give him a shot at DC or something?

I'm pretty sure Self would do a better job with the football team than Weis.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Spracne on July 08, 2013, 08:06:38 PM
I'm just glad he doesn't take up coaching football.

Maybe Weis would be willing to give him a shot at DC or something?

I'm pretty sure Self would do a better job with the football team than Weis.

This is my favorite poster.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 08, 2013, 08:08:20 PM
I'm just glad he doesn't take up coaching football.

Maybe Weis would be willing to give him a shot at DC or something?

I'm pretty sure Self would do a better job with the football team than Weis.

Couldn't do worse
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: meSACKwilliams on July 08, 2013, 10:24:22 PM
I'm just glad he doesn't take up coaching football.

Maybe Weis would be willing to give him a shot at DC or something?

I'm pretty sure Self would do a better job with the football team than Weis.

Couldn't do worse

Never know until you try. Hey KU AD, ya hear that?
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: OregonSmock on July 09, 2013, 11:39:36 AM
The 'tater obsession with Bill Self is getting a little creepy.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: _33 on July 09, 2013, 11:45:12 AM
The 'tater obsession with Bill Self is getting a little creepy.

Oh man it's so creepy.  What a bunch of creeps. Why are you guys talking about Bill Self?  Because you're all creepy.  Stop talking about him so much you creeps!
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: OregonSmock on July 09, 2013, 11:56:12 AM
The 'tater obsession with Bill Self is getting a little creepy.

Oh man it's so creepy.  What a bunch of creeps. Why are you guys talking about Bill Self?  Because you're all creepy.  Stop talking about him so much you creeps!


Interesting meltdown.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: _33 on July 09, 2013, 12:07:33 PM
The 'tater obsession with Bill Self is getting a little creepy.

Oh man it's so creepy.  What a bunch of creeps. Why are you guys talking about Bill Self?  Because you're all creepy.  Stop talking about him so much you creeps!


Interesting meltdown.

Hey are you talking about bill self you creep?  No I didn't say anything about bill self.  Oh, well then you're not a creep. 
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: _33 on July 09, 2013, 12:10:50 PM
What is that creepy guy talking about over there?  I think bill self.  Oh, let's get him!
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on July 09, 2013, 12:37:54 PM
The 'tater obsession with Bill Self is getting a little creepy.
Can somebody link me to a quick primer on the whole "tater" thing? I need to know if I should be offended or flattered. Thanks in advance.

BTW - I think Bill Self is a great recruiter (2nd only to Calipari, probably) and a very good coach (developer of talent/in-game). That's a winning combination! 'Grats to our KU brethren.  :tsc:
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: CNS on July 09, 2013, 01:11:04 PM
The 'tater obsession with Bill Self is getting a little creepy.
Can somebody link me to a quick primer on the whole "tater" thing? I need to know if I should be offended or flattered. Thanks in advance.

BTW - I think Bill Self is a great recruiter (2nd only to Calipari, probably) and a very good coach (developer of talent/in-game). That's a winning combination! 'Grats to our KU brethren.  :tsc:

k-sTATER
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: OregonSmock on July 09, 2013, 01:17:29 PM
Nine KU threads on the front page (three specifically about Bill Self).  Yikes.


 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: puniraptor on July 09, 2013, 01:21:21 PM
Nine KU threads on the front page (three specifically about Bill Self).  Yikes.


 :sdeek:

guy, oscar Weber is our basketball coach. oscar Weber.

oscar Weber.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: TheFormerKCCat on July 09, 2013, 01:26:24 PM
k-sTATER
Thanks. Aww, that's pretty cute. Think he came up with that all by himself? Well done, Mr. SmockHawk!  :tsc:
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: yoman on July 09, 2013, 02:06:02 PM
Nine KU threads on the front page (three specifically about Bill Self).  Yikes.


 :sdeek:

I miss the summer of GRCOAT too.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 09, 2013, 03:17:36 PM
Nine KU threads on the front page (three specifically about Bill Self).  Yikes.


 :sdeek:

I waste an ridiculous amount of time on this blog, and you have more posts than me.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Jackstack99EMAW on July 09, 2013, 03:32:50 PM
Nine KU threads on the front page (three specifically about Bill Self).  Yikes.


 :sdeek:
A lot of them are jokes, beems.  "Does KU put wiggins on Karapetyan and risk fouling him out?" and I saw less than nine. 
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: _33 on July 09, 2013, 04:13:29 PM
Doesn't surprise me one bit that this board has nine KU threads.  Basically just a bunch of taters and creeps that post here.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: WildcatNkilt on July 09, 2013, 04:33:42 PM
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Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: puniraptor on July 09, 2013, 04:41:22 PM
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 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: yoman on July 09, 2013, 04:45:06 PM
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 :lol: :lol:

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Title: Bill Self and His Fabulous Head of Hair
Post by: Big Sam on July 17, 2013, 08:57:04 AM
Not that any one cares at present (with the great Ron Prince thread going down on the football board), but I just received accurate information on the Bill Self Hairstylings.

I had always believed that he wore a toupe.  Apparently, I was wrong.  Bill is hipper than that.  He apparently has a weave.  Source level: most excellent.

Now, I just hope old Bill starts really working that weave.  Wish I had fabulous photoshop skills, so I could drop some fashion hints to Billy.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: AbeFroman on July 17, 2013, 09:45:56 AM
Who is Bill Self? I found out he's actually pretty honest

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Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: OK_Cat on July 17, 2013, 10:09:10 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Cire on July 17, 2013, 10:59:20 AM
pffft
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 17, 2013, 01:47:43 PM
What in the?
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Trim on July 17, 2013, 09:57:17 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: bones129 on July 17, 2013, 10:45:40 PM
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Inspired post. Well done, very well done.
Title: Re: Bill Self and His Fabulous Head of Hair
Post by: rollingplains on July 18, 2013, 03:09:56 PM
I bet his BALLS still work or at least don't drag the ground, maybe someday your Bill will have a NC ,, oh wait there arent enough years left , hell just win a stinkin bowl game :billdance: Ill take my Bills hair anytime !!!!! :excited:
Title: Re: Bill Self and His Fabulous Head of Hair
Post by: CNS on July 18, 2013, 03:14:17 PM
Rollingplains, this is the thread where you retell all of the Bill-Self's-Balls-Still-Work stories.  Also, when done, GTFO as you are a horrible poster.

TIA.
Title: Re: Bill Self and His Fabulous Head of Hair
Post by: LickNeckey on July 18, 2013, 08:51:42 PM
hair plugs

source strong A
Title: Re: Bill Self and His Fabulous Head of Hair
Post by: bones129 on July 18, 2013, 08:59:49 PM
hair plugs

source strong A

plugs for a plugger
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: yoman on July 19, 2013, 10:03:23 AM
Who is Bill Self? I found out he's actually pretty honest

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I don't think this can be discussed enough. He either has a really pissed off intern, or is even more badass than we give him credit for.
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: pissclams on July 23, 2013, 12:28:37 PM
Who is Bill Self? I found out he's actually pretty honest

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Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 23, 2013, 12:29:44 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on July 23, 2013, 12:30:41 PM
WTF!
Title: Re: Discuss: Just who is Bill Self, and what is he all about?
Post by: pissclams on July 23, 2013, 12:33:26 PM
was from march, obviously currie said GTFO masta seff.