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Title: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 08:05:29 AM
this is for the college guys on the board.  just started my summer break, the last one i'll have in high school as i head into my senior year at MHS.   i want advice from the studs on this board.

what should i do this summer?   i want to get everything out of my system so that i can finish up high school strong and then get ready to be a wildcat at KSU go cats!

my friend and i went fishing yesterday but it got boring because it was too hot and the fish weren't biting.   manhattan can be fun in the summer.  what did you guys do heading into your senior years?

thanks buds. :cheers:
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Kat Kid on June 27, 2013, 08:08:54 AM
Drive out to Pillsbury Crossing to tan/chill.  Turn up some tunes and  people will assume you are in college.  Tons of babes out there when the weather is right, particularly on a weekend.  Soak up some rays, tell people you are in "open option because i like to keep my options open" and you will def get some digits from some babes.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: steve dave on June 27, 2013, 08:10:28 AM
Are you familiar with the lyrics to Tim McGraws "Down On The Farm"?
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: OK_Cat on June 27, 2013, 08:10:57 AM
find as many older guys as you can to buy you beer!
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 08:11:43 AM
ok i'm going to drive to pillsbury today, good idea.  what is options open? 

and sd, country sux  :nono:
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: puniraptor on June 27, 2013, 08:11:59 AM
get a job at little caesar's.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 08:12:10 AM
find as many older guys as you can to buy you beer!

my brother works at a liquor store    :popcorn:
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: GCJayhawker on June 27, 2013, 08:15:28 AM
Wait Clams is not even a high school senior yet? That's amazing, never would have guessed.  Well played sir, well played.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: DQ12 on June 27, 2013, 08:20:58 AM
If your parents go out of town, get your bro to buy you do beer and throw a house party.  Great practice for college parties, plus it's way fun.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 27, 2013, 08:24:23 AM
pm me if you want me to buy you beer if your bro is out of town or something.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: ben ji on June 27, 2013, 08:24:41 AM
If your parents go out of town, get your bro to buy you do beer and throw a house party.  Great practice for college parties, plus it's way fun.

Make sure everyone parks down the street though. Clams neighbor Miss. Garfield is an old fun killer and would love nothing more than to rat him out to the RCPD.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 08:27:52 AM
If your parents go out of town, get your bro to buy you do beer and throw a house party.  Great practice for college parties, plus it's way fun.

my parents never leave town. 
dad is teaching summer session on campus and my mother is works days at cico park.  so no parties at my house. 
does anyone know the trail behind sunset zoo?
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 27, 2013, 08:30:22 AM
clams, you could try the summer pool pass at city park. i know there are a lot of kids running around but you could probably lie and tell them youre 25 so you could do the adult swim with all the babes. hubba hubba.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on June 27, 2013, 08:33:36 AM
I bet clams was the Governor at Boys State this summer
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 27, 2013, 08:40:04 AM
crap, I thought clams was 40
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 27, 2013, 08:53:45 AM
The 3 B's bud: Beer, bros, & broads.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: puniraptor on June 27, 2013, 08:54:33 AM
The 3 B's bud: Beer, bros, & broads.

buds buds and bruds
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: SabiNation on June 27, 2013, 08:59:42 AM
pissclams you should get a fake i.d. so you can go to aggieville. 
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 27, 2013, 09:11:01 AM

does anyone know the trail behind sunset zoo?
do I ever!  :)
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: CNS on June 27, 2013, 09:11:56 AM
Clams, get a job and make as much as you can over the next few months so that you can do nothing but party your first semester at school.  This will get your social life on the right track and when your social life is on the right track you exude confidence like crazy.  With all that confidence dripping off of you, prof's will see it and round all of your grades up, so it will get your academic career kicked off well too. 

This always works. 

As for what to do to make money, you ask?  I say an internship with Go Powercat would be a good place to start.  It would get your foot in the door with the Nucky Thompson(elite HBO reference that you probs don't get since you are only 18 and your parents probs don't let you watch yet due to your age) of Aggieville, will help you score loads of ladies, will get you "IN" with the local bartenders and bar owners, and will line your pockets with fat stacks of cash.

Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: SabiNation on June 27, 2013, 09:21:15 AM
This always works. 

As for what to do to make money, you ask?  I say an internship with Go Powercat would be a good place to start.  It would get your foot in the door with the Nucky Thompson(elite HBO reference that you probs don't get since you are only 18 and your parents probs don't let you watch yet due to your age) of Aggieville, will help you score loads of ladies, will get you "IN" with the local bartenders and bar owners, and will line your pockets with fat stacks of cash.

Great advice here from CNS.  If you get "in" with Nucky, he'll probably even introduce you to his mistress Billie who lives in Las Vegas.  Her twitter handle is @BillieInVegas and she's really hot.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: The Big Train on June 27, 2013, 09:41:02 AM
Country Stampede is this weekend.  Get some 4 day passes and you can see what every weekend of college life really is like.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: 'taterblast on June 27, 2013, 09:41:40 AM
'clams - the first thing you gotta do is get a part timer for booze money, then really the rest will play itself out.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: puniraptor on June 27, 2013, 09:42:28 AM
practice talking to girls
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 27, 2013, 09:43:56 AM
step 1- go to the manhattan city pool
step 2- find the biggest mofo around
step 3- beat the living crap out of him in front of everyone
step 4- own the pool and soak in the rays with babes around
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: 'taterblast on June 27, 2013, 09:44:31 AM
step 1- go to the manhattan city pool
step 2- find the biggest mofo around
step 3- beat the living crap out of him in front of everyone
step 4- own the pool and soak in the rays with babes fillies and buds around

fyp
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: yoman on June 27, 2013, 09:52:09 AM
step 1- go to the manhattan city pool
step 2- find the biggest mofo around
step 3- beat the living crap out of him in front of everyone
step 4- own the pool and soak in the rays with babes fillies and buds around

Am willing to sacrifice some of my own street cred and help out young clams by throwing the fight in his favor. Gotta give back to the youth you know?
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: MeatSauce on June 27, 2013, 10:20:29 AM
keep a low profile, work out and get jacked, so when you stroll into MHS on 8/14 all the chicks get whiplash from checking out the new rippedclams.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 27, 2013, 10:28:23 AM
get ripped
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Winters on June 27, 2013, 10:30:33 AM
raise hell
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: CNS on June 27, 2013, 10:33:05 AM
I misread this as Clams entering into college, not his senior yr in HS. 

Since that is the case, ignore my previous post. 

What you should do is get really good at Call of Duty and not care about a damn thing else.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: steaksdime on June 27, 2013, 10:35:56 AM
Mountain biking on the trails at the spillway during the day.

Then camping at Goofy or Carnahan. No drinking and driving, youngster.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on June 27, 2013, 10:59:56 AM
Oh man!  One great thing about being a senior is all the hottest soph girls will want a ride to lunch with you next year.  (Lol, like you didn't know this already.)  And do Mr. MHS next year!

 :dance:  <-- PC ruling the school
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: DQ12 on June 27, 2013, 11:53:12 AM
You should do some UFM stuff and go canoeing and whatnot.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 12:14:08 PM
keep a low profile, work out and get jacked, so when you stroll into MHS on 8/14 all the chicks get whiplash from checking out the new rippedclams.

already started working out, put on 2 pounds.  i read the protein shake thread from ksufans and printed it out so i'm just following that.  coach marn said i can work out with the football team in the weight room all summer.

don't worry this one is covered already
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 12:15:09 PM
Oh man!  One great thing about being a senior is all the hottest soph girls will want a ride to lunch with you next year.  (Lol, like you didn't know this already.)  And do Mr. MHS next year!

 :dance:  <-- PC ruling the school

definitely doing Mr MHS, definitely not doing sub deb. 
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 27, 2013, 12:16:56 PM
what is your current lady situaish like, clams? do you have a girlfriend? are you getting some on the side? do you like girls? high school was a long time ago for me.

there is a poster on this board who slept with a lot of chicks in high school. you might pm him?
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 27, 2013, 12:18:10 PM
Clams you should start planning a senior spring break trip right NOW. Galveston is like hot babe central USA population hot babes in March.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 12:21:14 PM
Clams you should start planning a senior spring break trip right NOW. Galveston is like hot babe central USA population hot babes in March.

i prob won't have any money b/c i'm still saving for go ksu U. 

no girlfriend situ to speak of, that's great news for the girls of emaw.  i want to start dating a XO now lol.  #poundit #sluts #poonraider
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: DIB on June 27, 2013, 12:21:49 PM
If you haven't had your first pregnancy scare, I recommend getting that out of the way.  Nothing worse than trying finish your homework, while some broad is yammering about how late she is.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Mr Bread on June 27, 2013, 12:22:57 PM
You should start practicing trimming your bush as college ladies like a well groomed downstairs.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: DIB on June 27, 2013, 12:25:58 PM
You might want to do a couple test runs to see how drinkin' and druggin' affects your...uh...performance.  College sluts aren't as forgiving as high school broads.

Pro Tip: Ask your dealer to get you a few viagra.  Keep them handy for "emergencies"
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 12:29:40 PM
You should start practicing trimming your bush as college ladies like a well groomed downstairs.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FEEK%21%21.gif&hash=e020b045f1c6b89a670f81ce858a152e51050522)

thought you guys were kidding about that and still think you are kidding about that
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 12:30:18 PM
You might want to do a couple test runs to see how drinkin' and druggin' affects your...uh...performance.  College sluts aren't as forgiving as high school broads.

Pro Tip: Ask your dealer to get you a few viagra.  Keep them handy for "emergencies"

trust me i have no complaints registered from #ladies #sack #professional_lover
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 27, 2013, 12:31:36 PM
clams- will your brother get t-ribs and i some brews this weekend? his sister is out of town for the entire month. help?!
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 12:35:40 PM
meet me on the trail behind sunset zoo and we can talk about it
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 27, 2013, 12:47:17 PM
wouldnt do that if i were you. manhattan high's sro reads this blog all the time and will probably bust you. pick a new place via pm or get busted.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Kat Kid on June 27, 2013, 12:49:15 PM
Rosencutter at twilight bros.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 27, 2013, 05:01:45 PM
I'd go grab a slushy from daras fill it with some vodka and go see some boobs at the stampede
Title: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 27, 2013, 05:37:28 PM
Anybody going to The Rocks tonight?
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: DQ12 on June 27, 2013, 06:01:16 PM
Yeah when I was a junior at MHS a few bros and I went to Stampede and snuck into the campground and got trashed with some K-State freshman.  Jess, the megababe from the class of '06 (who i had homeroom with in '04  :gocho:) go so drunk she showed her jugs and ended up puking.

Highlight of my summer.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 06:24:40 PM
Yeah when I was a junior at MHS a few bros and I went to Stampede and snuck into the campground and got trashed with some K-State freshman.  Jess, the megababe from the class of '06 (who i had homeroom with in '04  :gocho:) go so drunk she showed her jugs and ended up puking.

Highlight of my summer.

did i mention i'm going to stampede?  anyone else going maybe we can do some  :bartender:
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 27, 2013, 07:23:23 PM
Yeah when I was a junior at MHS a few bros and I went to Stampede and snuck into the campground and got trashed with some K-State freshman.  Jess, the megababe from the class of '06 (who i had homeroom with in '04  :gocho:) go so drunk she showed her jugs and ended up puking.

Highlight of my summer.

did i mention i'm going to stampede?  anyone else going maybe we can do some  :bartender:
are wildcats wild pissclams?!
Title: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 27, 2013, 07:50:28 PM
Definitely do Mr. MHS but start planning your talent now. Are you still shredding AC/DC on your Strat? Also, find a new bass player and do the Battle.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 27, 2013, 10:19:42 PM
'clams if you want to get into a bar this summer I can hook you up. What's your curfew these days?
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 27, 2013, 10:34:54 PM
no curfew  :cheers:
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 27, 2013, 10:42:00 PM
no curfew  :cheers:

I'll pm you the deets, but basically as long as you got $20 there's a friend of a friend who will accept that instead of an ID, if you know what I'm saying.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: eastcat on June 28, 2013, 12:48:39 AM
no curfew  :cheers:

I'll pm you the deets, but basically as long as you got $20 there's a friend of a friend who will accept that instead of an ID, if you know what I'm saying.

RCPD is the same, except it's $200
Title: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on June 28, 2013, 05:05:36 PM
STAMPEDE!
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 28, 2013, 06:11:42 PM
coach marn
try to live your summer how marn would. get ripped, get tan, and eff bitches
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 29, 2013, 11:20:42 AM
coach marn
try to live your summer how marn would. get ripped, get tan, eff bitches, shun sleeves

fyp
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: 3maw on December 04, 2013, 12:40:36 AM
figure out a way to piss off mike marsh, and do it often

protip: not that hard.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 04, 2013, 08:06:18 AM
Pissclams, you taking the ACT this weekend?
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: pissclams on December 04, 2013, 08:18:02 AM
yup and i'm nervous but i went to dara's last night with my mom and picked up a king size snickers bar and a liter of mountain dew.  my mom called it "brain food"  :cool:

i bet i do pretty good
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 04, 2013, 08:32:03 AM
'clams are you playing any winter or spring sports?  I ask because my senior year I only did fall sports and I boozed it up big time after that (we had zero tolerance policy).  Was my fav semester.
Title: Re: advice thread - heading into my senior year at Manhattan High
Post by: Winters on December 04, 2013, 09:35:32 AM
yup and i'm nervous but i went to dara's last night with my mom and picked up a king size snickers bar and a liter of mountain dew.  my mom called it "brain food"  :cool:

i bet i do pretty good
Don't forget to get plenty of sleep the night before, I'm sure you'll do great!