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Title: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 07:47:42 PM
what the hell are you up to this tuesday and why can't i find a hotel room.  :don'tcare:
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 23, 2013, 07:52:55 PM
what the hell are you up to this tuesday and why can't i find a hotel room.  :don'tcare:
My schedule is open. Let me ask mom if you can stay the night.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 07:55:08 PM
seriously though, you go to marriott.com and type in kc and the only thing that pops up is lawrence. there is a hamptom in belton that is like the only available room in the whole town/suburb and it's a tuesday in the middle of june. what gives, kc?  :don'tcare:
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: kitten_mittons on June 23, 2013, 08:10:02 PM
Braves are in town.
Title: Re: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: bones129 on June 23, 2013, 08:12:29 PM
Braves are in town.

Reason enough. Top NL team taking on the always unpredictable Royals. Many coming in anticipation of a colossal bloodbath at The K.
Title: dear kansas city
Post by: Pete on June 23, 2013, 08:13:33 PM
Ah yes, Tuesday Fest.  It's all anyone is talking about.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: CNS on June 23, 2013, 08:39:33 PM
Workout and Coachpitch baseball.

Rick, come get ripped at the Y with me and then we can go watch my kid's baseball game!
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 23, 2013, 09:15:22 PM
Skills USA bruh
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 23, 2013, 09:18:52 PM
People really want to be here.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: pissclams on June 23, 2013, 09:35:28 PM
there's also a big education convention at bartle hall going on this week
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 09:46:39 PM


Rick, come get ripped at the Y with me and then we can go watch my kid's baseball game!

i would enjoy that. seriously. kids baseball games are a treat. will have my whole family in tow though so will have to pass. next time?
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: star seed 7 on June 23, 2013, 09:49:47 PM
I hear people from Dallas vacation in kc.   Lots of people in Dallas.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Phil Titola on June 23, 2013, 10:14:45 PM
Skills USA bruh

This.  Annoying time.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 23, 2013, 10:20:13 PM
You can stay at my house. It's only an hour away. However, I have a cat that doesn't like new people so you should steer clear of him. Your kids can feel free to play my video games but an adult has to handle the discs. Finally, help yourself to what's in the pantry.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 10:30:45 PM
You can stay at my house. It's only an hour away. However, I have a cat that doesn't like new people so you should steer clear of him. Your kids can feel free to play my video games but an adult has to handle the discs. Finally, help yourself to what's in the pantry.

the pantry part almost (almost) sold me. i booked the place in belton though so i'll stick with it. so weird though kc. so, so weird. tuesday in june? who knew.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: kim carnes on June 23, 2013, 10:35:11 PM
Belton?  Yikes
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 23, 2013, 10:38:57 PM
FOB is in town.. light em up up up light em up up up I'm on Fire! whoahooahooa
Title: Re: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: CNS on June 23, 2013, 10:39:41 PM
Belton?  Yikes

Same thought.

RD, you know Belton is in MO, right?

I mean Belton is one of the towns that gives MO it's rep.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 23, 2013, 10:46:00 PM
 Let's pak rd!  It's my softball night!
Title: Re: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 10:47:43 PM
Belton?  Yikes

Same thought.

RD, you know Belton is in MO, right?

I mean Belton is one of the towns that gives MO it's rep.

just need a place to sleep for the night. long story. not a family vacation or anything but yeah, will check tomorrow and tuesday to see if anything else opens up.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 10:49:04 PM
Let's pak rd!  It's my softball night!


would love to. can't. shouldn't have started the thread but it was just so f'ing weird. tuesday in kc hotel room no problem, right? nope. nothing. welcome to belton.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 23, 2013, 10:50:16 PM
Well then, you and Belton deserve each other.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 10:54:40 PM
Well then, you and Belton deserve each other.

you don't mean that. i really just can't do anything tuesday night. pretend i'm having surgery or something. i'd love to watch you guys play softball.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: DQ12 on June 23, 2013, 10:57:12 PM
best of luck on the operation, daris.  here's to a speedy recovery.
Title: Re: dear kansas city
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 23, 2013, 11:00:54 PM
best of luck on the operation, daris.  here's to a speedy recovery.

Yup, god speed and thanks to Obamacare!  Really saved our friend here.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Pete on June 23, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
I bet it's a vasectomy!
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 23, 2013, 11:05:51 PM
belton is gross. T's & P's, rd.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 11:06:50 PM
I bet it's a vasectomy!

have i ever told the story about the guy that did his own vasectomy? pretty sure i have. it's apparently a very easy procedure.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: CNS on June 23, 2013, 11:07:32 PM
Tattoo removal.  Name of dream Caribbean resteaunt.

Dreams come and go, but Caribbean restraunt name tattoos are forever.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 23, 2013, 11:08:40 PM
So, I'm going to take some flowers by rd's room at Belton Hospital on Tuesday before my softball game if anyone wants to throw in.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: jtksu on June 23, 2013, 11:09:21 PM
Mole removal. Daris strikes me as a moley ass mofo.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: DQ12 on June 23, 2013, 11:12:06 PM
So, I'm going to take some flowers by rd's room at Belton Hospital on Tuesday before my softball game if anyone wants to throw in.
money's pretty tight for me right now, but, hey, stuff like this is important.

you got a hamilton coming your way.
Title: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 23, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
LASIK. Figures its worth it when you consider the money you'll spend on glasses for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 23, 2013, 11:14:43 PM
Just checked, visiting hours are 4-6.  Let's do this for rd
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Pete on June 23, 2013, 11:17:04 PM
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 23, 2013, 11:20:27 PM
Man, hospital food, am I right guys?!
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: DQ12 on June 23, 2013, 11:27:43 PM
i'll have the mrs. cook up a casserole and swing it by belton around 530 after work
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 23, 2013, 11:28:55 PM
Mole removal. Daris strikes me as a moley ass mofo.

actually not true
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Pete on June 23, 2013, 11:31:05 PM
I have a number of Louis L'Amour's that I'll bring by.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 23, 2013, 11:37:53 PM
Hey Daris, Belton Community Days was this weekend. I heard that there is a food truck there selling the world's BEST homemade root beer.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: bones129 on June 23, 2013, 11:52:01 PM
belton is gross. T's & P's, rd.

I remember getting drunk there years ago, but I don't recall why I was there. Haven't been back since.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: jtksu on June 24, 2013, 12:02:30 AM
belton is gross. T's & P's, rd.

I remember getting drunk there years ago, but I don't recall why I was there. Haven't been back since.

I think there is a brewery there. Maybe that's it?
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: jtksu on June 24, 2013, 12:03:36 AM
Mole removal. Daris strikes me as a moley ass mofo.

actually not true

Pretty much what one would expect a moleman to say. Typical.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 24, 2013, 09:27:11 AM
laser hair removal.. if you have never met rick he looks a lot like george the animal steele
Title: Re: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: CNS on June 24, 2013, 09:31:50 AM
belton is gross. T's & P's, rd.

I remember getting drunk there years ago, but I don't recall why I was there. Haven't been back since.

They specialize in those family all-you-can-eat buffet things that are super cheap, super gross, and made so that all pathways are wide enough for your rascal scooter.

Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 24, 2013, 09:34:48 AM
https://www.carepages.com/ (https://www.carepages.com/)

search "daris yearly physical and laser hair removal" for hourly updates on rick's status.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 24, 2013, 10:09:42 AM
probs just a haircut. rick takes his hair super serious.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: ChiComCat on June 24, 2013, 10:11:47 AM
Getting a tendons removed that he feels do nothing but slow him down
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: CNS on June 24, 2013, 10:16:21 AM
Guys, after thinking about this I don't think it is surgery.  I mean this whole remote-location-somewhat-far-from-home-yet-easily-driveable-but-still-in-a-seedy-location thing seems very CraigsList'ey.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: ChiComCat on June 24, 2013, 10:22:45 AM
 :dunno:

I saw you at PRICE CHOPPER, I said hello - w4m - 45 (Liberty, MO)
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Okay, this is really a weird situation. I was at Price Chopper in Liberty, MO out off of 291 (south) the old Price Chopper on June 23rd, 2013 around 3:30-4 pm. I was standing back at the fish counter, I saw you. You were walking towards me, you walked with a limp, you have blonde (very short hair) you went back to the area where the frozen turkey and fish is located. You were wearing jeans. You paid at the service counter. You walk with a cane. I said hello to you when you walked past me at the fresh seafood counter, you said hello back to me, I should have chased you out the door because I was standing in line when you left because I hurried up to the front. I just want to say that you are a beautiful man, and while you were walking towards me that is exactly what I was thinking. I know better than to allow a moment to pass and not jump on it. I have no idea what came over me. I was in complete awe

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mis/3890257437.html
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 24, 2013, 01:40:00 PM
Probably this:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNi5KF2CEAIMha1.jpg:large)
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 24, 2013, 01:53:12 PM
Probably this:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNi5KF2CEAIMha1.jpg:large)

Somebody needs to contact him about the EMAW alternative, Chick-fil-Gay.
Title: Re: dear kansas city: GUESS RICK DARIS' OUT PATIENT SURGERY
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 24, 2013, 01:58:52 PM
Somebody needs to contact him about the EMAW alternative, Chick-fil-Gay.

completely forgot about this. oh man what a ride  :lol: