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Title: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2013, 10:59:30 AM
How does America's ass taste? 

 :kstatriot:

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: mocat on June 06, 2013, 11:03:12 AM
oh hai Deutschland, yeah we totally stoles all your best peoples:

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 06, 2013, 11:03:36 AM
hell yes
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: SabiNation on June 06, 2013, 11:04:01 AM
Great thread.  Go America.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: OK_Cat on June 06, 2013, 11:04:55 AM
volkswagons suck!

america
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: slimz on June 06, 2013, 11:06:27 AM
(https://www.mtholyoke.edu/~kmmurray/The%20Longest%20Day/eisenhower%20and%20soldiers.jpg)

What's that? Oh, just Kansans winning more titles? Figures.

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Pete on June 06, 2013, 11:41:46 AM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: CNS on June 06, 2013, 11:42:42 AM
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War Bearz!!!!

Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Mr Bread on June 06, 2013, 11:45:57 AM
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War Bearz!!!!

Those dudes party hard.  A day in the life of a war bar would kill an average modern day bro from party diet alone. 
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 06, 2013, 12:29:55 PM
Remember when there was an EAST Germany  :lol: it was basically the East St. Louis of countries. 
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 06, 2013, 12:36:47 PM
Ill ask them when I arrive on Saturday.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Institutional Control on June 06, 2013, 12:40:15 PM
I don't get this thread.

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 06, 2013, 12:42:07 PM
I don't get this thread.

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Your HS history teacher ->  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 06, 2013, 12:56:17 PM
We took this:

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And turned him into this:

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That's America folks.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: scottwildcat on June 06, 2013, 02:26:13 PM
SUCK IT NAZIS!!!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Institutional Control on June 06, 2013, 02:27:58 PM
Your HS history teacher ->  :shakesfist:

It took me a while but I figured it out. Is today the day the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2013, 02:55:33 PM
What's that Nazis, you back for more??

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 06, 2013, 03:46:00 PM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 06, 2013, 03:47:26 PM
Hey Germany, how 'bout you learn some 'glish, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: puniraptor on June 06, 2013, 03:48:30 PM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Phil Titola on June 06, 2013, 05:30:50 PM
Ill ask them when I arrive on Saturday.

Sunday
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: star seed 7 on June 06, 2013, 05:37:28 PM
Ill ask them when I arrive on Saturday.

Sunday

surprise!
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 06, 2013, 07:46:20 PM
Ill ask them when I arrive on Saturday.

Sunday

surprise!

Forgot about the ol' leave Chicago at 5pm, get to Dusseldorf at 8am.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Paul Moscow on June 06, 2013, 07:50:26 PM
Gives no care

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 06, 2013, 08:11:05 PM
Moar please
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2013, 08:48:12 PM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2013, 09:06:01 PM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 06, 2013, 09:12:38 PM
Oh?

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: mocat on June 07, 2013, 12:33:24 PM
onion:

Quote
Shaven, Cologned Grandpa Heads Into Town To Rake In D-Day Pussy
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2014, 08:26:15 AM
Hey guys, remember that one time exactly 70 years ago when Germany was able to fend off an Allied invasion led by American forces?  Yeah me neither.

Amazing job that day.  As much as I try I know I will never be fully able to grasp the enormity of that event.

Look at these studs, they probably needed another boat just to haul their enormous balls around.

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Reboulet on June 06, 2014, 08:59:51 AM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: mocat on June 06, 2014, 09:04:01 AM
onion:

Quote
Shaven, Cologned Grandpa Heads Into Town To Rake In D-Day Pussy

 :lol: oh man
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 06, 2014, 09:07:31 AM
suck it so hard, nazis
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: HerrSonntag on June 06, 2014, 09:11:44 AM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 06, 2014, 09:34:38 AM
pretty insignificant event as WWII events go. :users:
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 06, 2014, 09:39:30 AM
pretty insignificant event as WWII events go. :users:

Had the best name tho
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: SdK on June 06, 2014, 09:44:34 AM
I've been to East Germany and have my picture taken with the Berlin Wall.  :D
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: eastcat on June 06, 2014, 09:45:15 AM
More like how does russia's ass taste.

'44 was pretty late to the party.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: SdK on June 06, 2014, 09:48:40 AM
Ill ask them when I arrive on Saturday.

Sunday

surprise!

Forgot about the ol' leave Chicago at 5pm, get to Dusseldorf at 8am.

Lived on dusseldorf strausa
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 06, 2014, 09:51:07 AM
To make a football analogy.  On D-Day the Allies were running an designed QB keeper and the Nazi's picked up the pitch man and no one picked up the QB and like boom touchdown!
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 06, 2014, 10:09:42 AM
More like how does russia's ass taste.

'44 was pretty late to the party.

Russia was just the pawn in a game of chess.  We were the back line and won the war. 
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2014, 10:11:53 AM
pretty insignificant event as WWII events go. :users:


Well it was no atomic bomb but I wouldn't call it insignificant.

You know who thought it was significant?  This Nazi sniper guy who looks like Scott Bakula, that's who.

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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 06, 2014, 10:12:16 AM
More like how does russia's ass taste.

'44 was pretty late to the party.

Russia was just the pawn in a game of chess.  We were the back line and won the war.
this is true. don't take anything away from the americans just because we were smart enough to avoid losing 30 million people.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Reboulet on June 06, 2014, 10:15:18 AM
Everyone who is downplaying the significance of D-Day can go slam a male genitals. USA #1
 :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: OK_Cat on June 06, 2014, 10:24:23 AM

To make a football analogy.  On D-Day the Allies were running an designed QB keeper and the Nazi's picked up the pitch man and no one picked up the QB and like boom touchdown!

In the bww bowl
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: eastcat on June 06, 2014, 10:26:42 AM
More like how does russia's ass taste.

'44 was pretty late to the party.

Russia was just the pawn in a game of chess.  We were the back line and won the war.

Soviets had them bent over.

Would have been interesting if we nuked our way to moscow for the after party.

Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 06, 2014, 10:37:20 AM
More like how does russia's ass taste.

'44 was pretty late to the party.

Russia was just the pawn in a game of chess.  We were the back line and won the war.

Soviets had them bent over.

Would have been interesting if we nuked our way to moscow for the after party.

Soviets are possibly the worst at fighting a war in history.  They make the french look good
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 06, 2014, 10:44:04 AM
poland, tho.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: AppleJack on June 06, 2014, 10:53:55 AM
The United States of America. Man, what a name for a great country.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 06, 2014, 10:55:29 AM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: hemmy on June 06, 2014, 11:03:59 AM
Germany got pushed out of the Soviet Union because their country has crap weather and soil made out of clay. Also, Japan was willing to invade from the east but Hitler didn't like Japanese people.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Cire on June 06, 2014, 11:06:08 AM
DDAy in HD
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: hemmy on June 06, 2014, 11:08:11 AM
DDAy in HD

will be watching
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: The Big Train on June 06, 2014, 11:10:14 AM
:kstatriot:
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: eastcat on June 06, 2014, 11:32:11 AM
Germany got pushed out of the Soviet Union because their country has crap weather and soil made out of clay. Also, Japan was willing to invade from the east but Hitler didn't like Japanese people.

The Japanese would have spent a week walking through Siberia before they said "eff this" and went back to terrorizing the south pacific.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2014, 11:54:42 AM
DDAy in HD

will be watching


As will I, getting drunk at the same time.  If any Germans happen to even look at me wrong today I will kick them in the taint and re-enact my own personal version of D Day.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: puniraptor on June 06, 2014, 01:22:54 PM
if it wasn't for the allied invasion of Normandy, all of Europe would be CCCP right now.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: HerrSonntag on June 06, 2014, 02:38:43 PM
if it wasn't for the allied invasion of Normandy, all of Europe would be CCCP right now.
If the old Soviet Union were 2-3 times as large, it would have failed even faster.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: puniraptor on June 06, 2014, 02:43:38 PM
if it wasn't for the allied invasion of Normandy, all of Europe would be CCCP right now.
If the old Soviet Union were 2-3 times as large, it would have failed even faster.

What a boring alternative history.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 06, 2014, 11:56:00 PM
DDAy in HD

Enjoyable
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Tobias on June 07, 2014, 04:24:06 PM
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Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 07, 2014, 06:11:55 PM
Was interesting how Stalin basically begged FDR to save his pud country by opening a western front.
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 10, 2014, 08:34:40 AM
Cool pictures in this link:  http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/06/d-day-landing-sites-pictures_n_5458026.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: puniraptor on June 10, 2014, 08:46:07 AM
Cool pictures in this link:  http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/06/d-day-landing-sites-pictures_n_5458026.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

wow
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2019, 11:12:05 AM
75th anniversary.  Great job America   :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)
Post by: deputy dawg on June 06, 2019, 04:28:33 PM
Watched a documentary on the Eastern front in WWII.  The Nazis and Soviets would go at it with almost 100 divisions covering a front hundreds of miles wide.  Almost all Western front battles took place with 8 divisions or less.  The Soviets were made of stern stuff, but they still lost like 26 million people to that war, the west lost something like 4 million.

If you ever get a chance to see any footage of the Kursk campaign, it was like the largest tank battle of all time.