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Title: Traumatic Event
Post by: GCJayhawker on May 23, 2013, 11:51:26 AM
I just got stuck in an elevator for ten minutes and had to be rescued by maintenance crews and building security.  I'm pretty shook up over here, but luckily my ordeal is over. What traumatic things have you all experienced? Obviously none of them can compare to what I just went through.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: puniraptor on May 23, 2013, 11:52:56 AM
I can't wait to watch the security cam footage of you freaking out :users:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 23, 2013, 11:54:06 AM
One time my wife let my dogs out without a leash and one took off.  Got him back but it was touch and go there for a while.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: CNS on May 23, 2013, 11:54:40 AM
When young and in Mississippi on vacation, was walking along the yacht club breakwater(large rocks put out around area that guards the marina from waves) was looking down as I walked because it is more like hopping from large ass rock to large ass rock.  Anyway, happened to look up and approx 10' in front of me was a 10' alligator just hanging out on the rocks watching me.  Animal control said that when they get a bunch of rain sometimes they make their way to the bay from the bayous.

Scary as eff. 
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: steve dave on May 23, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
when I was at this brewery the other day their wifi was out and I was trying to upload my beer info to untappd and it took almost 100 years using 3g. I almost lost it and murdered everyone there.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: michigancat on May 23, 2013, 12:09:05 PM
I was on a Bart train that was stuck in the transbay tube for like 45 minutes. Not really traumatic, just kind of annoying. (plus I got to remind you I live by SF, which I love to do more than almost anything)
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 12:11:46 PM
GF had a lapse in taking her BC the week after her ACL surgery, but FORGOT TO TELL MOCAT that information. missed a cycle and then was a week late on when the next one would have happened. oddly enough, mocat just found out he wasn't a father this morning, like 1 HOUR AGO you guys. talk about trauma
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: SabiNation on May 23, 2013, 12:13:37 PM
GF had a lapse in taking her BC the week after her ACL surgery, but FORGOT TO TELL MOCAT that information. missed a cycle and then was a week late on when the next one would have happened. oddly enough, mocat just found out he wasn't a father this morning, like 1 HOUR AGO you guys. talk about trauma

grats bro
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 23, 2013, 12:13:51 PM
Who is the father?  :runaway:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: CNS on May 23, 2013, 12:14:08 PM
GF had a lapse in taking her BC the week after her ACL surgery, but FORGOT TO TELL MOCAT that information. missed a cycle and then was a week late on when the next one would have happened. oddly enough, mocat just found out he wasn't a father this morning, like 1 HOUR AGO you guys. talk about trauma

Oh man!
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Pete on May 23, 2013, 12:17:15 PM
GF had a lapse in taking her BC the week after her ACL surgery, but FORGOT TO TELL MOCAT that information. missed a cycle and then was a week late on when the next one would have happened. oddly enough, mocat just found out he wasn't a father this morning, like 1 HOUR AGO you guys. talk about trauma

One of the greatest feelings in the world.  You should go celebrate tonight.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Pete on May 23, 2013, 12:18:38 PM
Kind of along the lines of Mocat, but a Canadian friend of mine thought he had an STD once, but it was just a bladder infection.  LOL!
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: GoodForAnother on May 23, 2013, 12:50:01 PM
a lot of people just died in a tornado
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 12:51:47 PM
Who is the father?  :runaway:

maybe you should re-read it, because there is no father! that's the feel-good ending to the traumatic story  :D
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Boom Roasted on May 23, 2013, 12:53:39 PM
GF had a lapse in taking her BC the week after her ACL surgery, but FORGOT TO TELL MOCAT that information. missed a cycle and then was a week late on when the next one would have happened. oddly enough, mocat just found out he wasn't a father this morning, like 1 HOUR AGO you guys. talk about trauma

grats bro

 :dance:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 12:54:10 PM
GF had a lapse in taking her BC the week after her ACL surgery, but FORGOT TO TELL MOCAT that information. missed a cycle and then was a week late on when the next one would have happened. oddly enough, mocat just found out he wasn't a father this morning, like 1 HOUR AGO you guys. talk about trauma

One of the greatest feelings in the world.  You should go celebrate tonight.

I plan on paking my face off tonight. it's been a stressful few weeks. Of course I played it off the whole time like I wasn't worried (because that's what a supportive BF is supposed to do) but when she told me i was like OMG THANK GOD PHEWWW let's party!
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 12:59:56 PM
might have a Not Expecting party tonight and make a sign that says IT'S NOT A BOY OR A GIRL!
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: steve dave on May 23, 2013, 01:00:41 PM
YES! Really drive home how awful it would have been to sire a child with her!  :excited:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 23, 2013, 01:01:21 PM
The air conditioning in part of my office isn't fully working.  My god, it's so uncomfortable that it's hard to work.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 01:02:04 PM
YES! Really drive home how awful it would have been to sire a child with her!  :excited:

NOT YET STEVE!  :curse:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: XocolateThundarr on May 23, 2013, 01:22:42 PM
might have a Not Expecting party tonight and make a sign that says IT'S NOT A BOY OR A GIRL!

Better make sure she has been taking her pills before you party too hard...
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 01:33:41 PM
i said i just found out the good news this morning. what does that tell you about today?
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 23, 2013, 01:38:23 PM
Who is the father?  :runaway:

maybe you should re-read it, because there is no father! that's the feel-good ending to the traumatic story  :D

Is it wackycat?  :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: slobber on May 23, 2013, 01:43:05 PM
I am a Royals fan.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: XocolateThundarr on May 23, 2013, 01:43:40 PM
i said i just found out the good news this morning. what does that tell you about today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDZ4fjZq-H4
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 23, 2013, 01:45:07 PM
I am a Royals fan.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: lopakman on May 23, 2013, 01:57:27 PM
I married a KU grad.  It/she still haunts me to this day.  She is super jealous of titletown though.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 23, 2013, 02:04:27 PM
I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 23, 2013, 02:05:23 PM
I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

Exactly why Obama needs to round up everyone's guns
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 02:33:08 PM
i said i just found out the good news this morning. what does that tell you about today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDZ4fjZq-H4

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 23, 2013, 03:10:46 PM
I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

That's your own rough ridin' fault for not clearing it before it was handed to you, dumbass.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 23, 2013, 03:17:50 PM
didnt know bubbles was a gangbanger homie  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: steve dave on May 23, 2013, 03:20:16 PM
that's your own fault for having a friend who would have people check out the gun he just bought
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: michigancat on May 23, 2013, 03:26:44 PM
I'm not 100% sure that owner deserves the right to own a gun. I mean, he used to, but he should probably lose it. Or at least get a corner torn off his totin' chip. (scouts reference)
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 23, 2013, 03:35:52 PM
In college...I took a rip off of a 3 foot bong.  I went to blow smoke out but none came out and has yet to come out.  I'm scared.

 :bigtoke:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 23, 2013, 03:46:42 PM
In college...I took a rip off of a 3 foot bong.  I went to blow smoke out but none came out and has yet to come out.  I'm scared.

 :bigtoke:

you might still be high, blumpz?
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 23, 2013, 03:55:41 PM
In college...I took a rip off of a 3 foot bong.  I went to blow smoke out but none came out and has yet to come out.  I'm scared.

 :bigtoke:

you might still be high, blumpz?

Explains my habitual cravings for Sour Cream and Onion Pringles with a Sunkist Orange soda.   
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Bloodfart on May 23, 2013, 04:00:03 PM
When I was 6 yrs old as I got out of the shower and was drying off my dad happened to notice that my sack was super swole.  He was concerned and had me checked out by the family doc.  Turned out that I had a hernia that entered into my coin purse (guess I took my squats workout a little too far) but that wasn't the worst part.  Bf older bros made up a nickname for me "Big Balls." 

I know I know it doesn't sound like a bad thing to be known for but 6 yr old Bf wanted nothing to do with big balls at the time.  Big bros still call me that from time to time.   :angry:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KCFDcat on May 23, 2013, 04:04:55 PM
I'm not 100% sure that owner deserves the right to own a gun. I mean, he used to, but he should probably lose it. Or at least get a corner torn off his totin' chip. (scouts reference)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: XocolateThundarr on May 23, 2013, 04:22:24 PM
I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

That's your own rough ridin' fault for not clearing it before it was handed to you, dumbass.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Mr Bread on May 23, 2013, 04:33:00 PM
When I was 6 yrs old as I got out of the shower and was drying off my dad happened to notice that my sack was super swole.  He was concerned and had me checked out by the family doc.  Turned out that I had a hernia that entered into my coin purse (guess I took my squats workout a little too far) but that wasn't the worst part.  Bf older bros made up a nickname for me "Big Balls." 

I know I know it doesn't sound like a bad thing to be known for but 6 yr old Bf wanted nothing to do with big balls at the time.  Big bros still call me that from time to time.   :angry:

A lot of things in this post were traumatic to me to read. 
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: CNS on May 23, 2013, 04:35:39 PM
Bloodsack's story seems to be full of meat gazing. 

Also, ball damage stories are the worst.

Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 23, 2013, 04:39:01 PM
I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

That's your own rough ridin' fault for not clearing it before it was handed to you, dumbass.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Mr Bread on May 23, 2013, 04:39:26 PM
Bloodsack's story seems to be full of meat gazing. 

Also, ball damage stories are the worst.

Yes.  Paternal meat gazing coupled with scrote trauma.  Jeez.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 23, 2013, 04:47:44 PM
In high school, I was walking back to my car after football practice when I saw a couple guys horsing around in the parking lot. One guy jumped into the bed of a truck and the other guy thought it'd be funny to start driving away and then slam on the brakes.  He went straight through the back windshield.  :sdeek:

He got out of the truck looking like this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg2.timeinc.net%2Few%2Fi%2F2012%2F08%2F20%2Ffl-carrie-DL_510x767.jpg&hash=f48e2de98293dbdb7312dde5dc0382b2124e0407)
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 23, 2013, 04:53:56 PM
Ate it super hard on my Sims Kevin Staab skateboard on a huge hill.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: jtksu on May 23, 2013, 04:54:54 PM
You were hounding that poor girl sex just weeks after surgery?  Loser move bro.



Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: DQ12 on May 23, 2013, 04:55:50 PM
One time when i was a kid, probably 6 or so, my friend's dad tickled me so much i peed my pants a little bit and had to go home.

Pretty inappropriate, in hindsight.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Mr Bread on May 23, 2013, 05:02:46 PM
I guess in hindsight it's not surprising that the traumatic event thread would turn into a bunch of borderline molestation accounts.  Getting molested is typically quite traumatic. 
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Frankenklein on May 23, 2013, 05:51:57 PM
I am a Royals fan.
Then you should have known it would happen
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: TheHamburglar on May 23, 2013, 06:00:56 PM
When I was 12 I went up the Stratosphere with my parents. The windows up there angle out so you can see straight down. I got on my hands and knees so I could look straight down. My mom came up behind me and slightly push me forward. For a split second I had the feeling that I was going over. I turned white as a ghost and shut down. I still don't like heights and I very easily get the feeling that I could lose my balance when I'm up high, like in the upper deck of a stadium.
Title: Traumatic Event
Post by: steve dave on May 23, 2013, 06:08:50 PM
yes hamburg, eff the stratosphere. I love flying but can't stand looking out the windows of that shitpole.
Title: Traumatic Event
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 23, 2013, 06:37:57 PM
mocat this will be a day you'll never forget. grats! 
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: sys on May 23, 2013, 07:44:33 PM
You were hounding that poor girl sex just weeks after surgery?  Loser move bro.

yeah, ouch.
Title: Re: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 07:47:49 PM
You were hounding that poor girl sex just weeks after surgery?  Loser move bro.

yeah, ouch.

Pffft, mama gets what she wants
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: sys on May 23, 2013, 08:06:32 PM
she's a tough girl.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 23, 2013, 09:20:39 PM
I stopped by to drink at a friend's place on Sunday night. He was sober, but he wanted to show me his new gun. I shouldered it and gave my approval before handing it back to him. He then gave it to a stupid, semi-drunk girl who pointed the AR-15 at me and my friend's chests. We freaked and another guy took the gun from her. I wouldn't have thought about it again, but the third guy cycled the action and a bullet popped out.

That's your own rough ridin' fault for not clearing it before it was handed to you, dumbass.

i guess i gave the guy who handed a rifle to a man he'd just witnessed slam 6 pounders a bit too much credit. i apologize to all gE gunnuts.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Shacks on May 23, 2013, 10:40:10 PM
I guess in hindsight it's not surprising that the traumatic event thread would turn into a bunch of borderline molestation accounts.  Getting molested is typically quite traumatic.

This isn't traumatic for me, but my girlfriend's best friend's dad was just arrested on several counts of possession and distribution of child pornography.  They're a little freaked out.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUBrian on May 23, 2013, 11:08:07 PM
He went straight through the back windshield.

can the back window of an auto be called a windshield when it doesn't really block much wind?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUBrian on May 23, 2013, 11:09:52 PM
I just got stuck in an elevator for ten minutes and had to be rescued by maintenance crews and building security.  I'm pretty shook up over here, but luckily my ordeal is over. What traumatic things have you all experienced? Obviously none of them can compare to what I just went through.

I call bullshit on this "story". Garden City doesn't have buildings with elevators.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Testy Westy on May 23, 2013, 11:39:31 PM
If you've never had a testicle torsion that required emergency surgery or you would lose your nut you can GTFOOMF with your "traumatic" story.
Title: Traumatic Event
Post by: Tobias on May 23, 2013, 11:43:27 PM
maybe grandfather these guys in, but can we have testicle torsion follow extreme cases of racism as the only potentially bannable offenses?
Title: Re: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 06:40:36 AM
If you've never had a testicle torsion that required emergency surgery or you would lose your nut you can GTFOOMF with your "traumatic" story.

Sounds like if you've had your traumatic story, you won't ever have to worry about my traumatic story happening lloll
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Dr.Spaceman on May 24, 2013, 09:52:31 AM
Today I saw an autopsy of a dude who had been dead for at least 6 weeks.  The smell is just awful and the maggots are pretty gross too.  I seriously almost  :barf:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: steve dave on May 24, 2013, 09:54:37 AM
cleaning out my gerbil's cage with a vacuum cleaner hose in 3rd grade and sucked him up. cried hard.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Institutional Control on May 24, 2013, 09:56:34 AM
If this was a contest with prize money involved I could win this thing with a story from my teen years so traumatic I have never told anyone.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on May 24, 2013, 10:04:49 AM
When young and in Mississippi on vacation, was walking along the yacht club breakwater(large rocks put out around area that guards the marina from waves) was looking down as I walked because it is more like hopping from large ass rock to large ass rock.  Anyway, happened to look up and approx 10' in front of me was a 10' alligator just hanging out on the rocks watching me.  Animal control said that when they get a bunch of rain sometimes they make their way to the bay from the bayous.

Scary as eff.

Love stories like this...  Did it eat you?

 :excited:

Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 10:09:34 AM
If this was a contest with prize money involved I could win this thing with a story from my teen years so traumatic I have never told anyone.

 :users:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 10:17:44 AM
Last year when I first moved to Iowa (for my position following my post-doc at Auburn University), I was driving north on I-35 toward my home from hanging out with friends at a casino.  It was late (around 2 to 3am).  There wasn't anyone on the road.  In the distance I saw some head lights.  Something was off.  As I get closer to the oncoming headlights, I realize they are heading southbound in the northbound lanes.  I slammed on my brakes and pulled off the road just in time to avoid a head on collision.  Shaken up, I drove home.  I don't know if anyone was hurt down the road, but to this day I don't drive on the interstate past midnight. 
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: CNS on May 24, 2013, 10:50:49 AM
When young and in Mississippi on vacation, was walking along the yacht club breakwater(large rocks put out around area that guards the marina from waves) was looking down as I walked because it is more like hopping from large ass rock to large ass rock.  Anyway, happened to look up and approx 10' in front of me was a 10' alligator just hanging out on the rocks watching me.  Animal control said that when they get a bunch of rain sometimes they make their way to the bay from the bayous.

Scary as eff.

Love stories like this...  Did it eat you?

 :excited:

Nope.  At first, thought it wasn't real. It didn't move at all.  So, I backed up a couple feet and threw a rock at it.  Hit it right on the nose and it kinda flipped out and opened its jaws all the way.  Needless to say I crapped my pants and ran away.  Animal control came and couldn't get control of it.  It got away and could be seen swimming around off the beach for the next few days. 
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: SEK_EMAW on May 24, 2013, 11:00:20 AM
Last year when I first moved to Iowa (for my position following my post-doc at Auburn University), I was driving north on I-35 toward my home from hanging out with friends at a casino.  It was late (around 2 to 3am).  There wasn't anyone on the road.  In the distance I saw some head lights.  Something was off.  As I get closer to the oncoming headlights, I realize they are heading southbound in the northbound lanes.  I slammed on my brakes and pulled off the road just in time to avoid a head on collision.  Shaken up, I drove home.  I don't know if anyone was hurt down the road, but to this day I don't drive on the interstate past midnight.

Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around

Amirite, blumps?
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 24, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
A number:

I was almost run over as a child.   Did the right thing at a cross walk that had old timey lights that didn't overhang the road.   Truck pulled up and the next lane didn't see the light, almost get nailed by a caddy, still shudder thinking about it today.

Driving to a meeting a few years ago headed down a 4 lane U.S. highway, some idiot pulled right out in front of me, had to do some serious driving to keep from T-Boneing them at 60 MPH.   Had to pull over and gather myself for a bit.

Stopped at a stop light on a busy road, around here you've got to keep your eyes on the rear view mirror because the road system is 20 years behind and way over crowded and people don't pay attention.   I could see a big ass Toyota Tundra pickup truck barreling down on me and I had no where to go as there were cars stopped on my left, and cars coming into a turn lane on the right.   So I started pumping my breaks and hit the emergency flashers, thankfully the guy looked up from messing around with his effing GPS just in time and swerved and just clipped the back side of my car.    When stopped at a light around here I have my eyes in the rear view the whole time if there's no one stopped behind me.   Plus this is the land of the giant pickup and SUV with every freaking soccer mom and redneck running around in giant effing SUV's that they can barely climb into and every compensating white guy around here apparently needs a giant 4x4 extended cab pickup.





Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: CNS on May 24, 2013, 11:04:21 AM
Last year when I first moved to Iowa (for my position following my post-doc at Auburn University), I was driving north on I-35 toward my home from hanging out with friends at a casino.  It was late (around 2 to 3am).  There wasn't anyone on the road.  In the distance I saw some head lights.  Something was off.  As I get closer to the oncoming headlights, I realize they are heading southbound in the northbound lanes.  I slammed on my brakes and pulled off the road just in time to avoid a head on collision.  Shaken up, I drove home.  I don't know if anyone was hurt down the road, but to this day I don't drive on the interstate past midnight.

Idiots
Out
WanderingWading
Around

Amirite, blumps?
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 11:10:56 AM
Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around

Amirite, blumps?

Couldn't freaking agree more.  These toothless hillbillies living in their mold shantes do three things on the weekends: 1) Drink heavily then cow tip, 2) drive drunk, 3) Look for something to fornicate with (pig, sister, cow, cousin).

Inbred
Oggling
White
Asshats


Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 24, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 11:23:06 AM
Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

I wish this was true.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on May 24, 2013, 11:27:05 AM
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: steve dave on May 24, 2013, 11:28:23 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: CNS on May 24, 2013, 11:29:41 AM
Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

Emo, this is sad.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 11:31:31 AM
JFC JCIW/G  :frown:

that is the most traumatic thing ever
Title: Traumatic Event
Post by: puniraptor on May 24, 2013, 11:40:20 AM
:frown:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: CNS on May 24, 2013, 11:41:04 AM
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

Man, this is the stuff country songs are made of.
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Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 11:42:37 AM
I just hope the truck driver wasn't hurt. 
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Post by: Brock Landers on May 24, 2013, 11:42:56 AM
Welp CFoD, now is your time to shine I guess.  JFC.....    :frown:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Testy Westy on May 24, 2013, 11:46:05 AM
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

ok, add this to the list with testicle torsions
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 11:46:47 AM
Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

Mother fuckers.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 11:57:20 AM
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

JCIW/G...that is haunting.  It has to be one of those memories that will trigger on nights that seem similar.  Sounds like you all did everything you could that night but it was never going to be enough.  Such a shame.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 24, 2013, 11:59:39 AM
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 24, 2013, 12:00:11 PM
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

shut up emo THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: steve dave on May 24, 2013, 12:00:51 PM
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

nobody is going to believe anything you post on here ever again
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 12:03:36 PM
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

I wish this was true.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 12:03:45 PM
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

nobody is going to believe anything you post on here ever again

SOB...I swore for you Emo and I only break out eff bombs for special responses.  Drop Dead Fred was a good movie though so that is a plus.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 24, 2013, 12:04:16 PM
perhaps i'll make better decisions in the future because i know that story, JCIW/G.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: steve dave on May 24, 2013, 12:04:34 PM
Guys I got my idea for the imaginary friend thing from Drop Dead Fred.  Sorry for duping you guys.  :frown:

Was forced to take pills to "kill" my imaginary friend when I was a kid.

I wish this was true.

nice out Bread. should have trusted your instincts.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Boom Roasted on May 24, 2013, 12:07:24 PM
Was drinking at the local townie bar 3 years ago. Frequented this bar quit a bit so got to know all the bartenders and the owner really well, so my friends and I routinely were able to stay after hours. A group of about 5 of is were partying on a typical late Thursday night.  The 2 girl bartenders were also bingeing with my friends and I.  One of the girl bartenders was much drunker than the other, so the more sober one hid the her keys from her and planned to call for a ride later.  The drunk girl ended up having a spare key somewhere and snuck out to her car. We heard her start up the engine and we ran out to stop her.  She locked herself in and pulled out a pipe and started smoking something (I think weed but who knows). I stood in front of her car and told her I wasn't moving out of the way until she agreed not to drive.  After 30 minutes of negotiating with her she agreed to open the door and come back inside and ride home with her friend. Right as I moved out of the way she jumped back in the car and took off. The bar was right off a highway and 20 seconds later we watched her cross the highway into the median without stopping. She get T-Boned by a truck.  I ran up to the car but couldn't get to her because the car was too smashed up. She was still alive and I could hear her moaning but she died later at the hospital. Traumatic as eff.

:cry:
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 24, 2013, 12:08:52 PM
I am tempted to delete my post after reading JCisWG's post.

So sad.

Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 25, 2013, 02:35:58 AM
As a meta-topic, do you think tragedy is something best shared with the world, that they might learn from it?  Or is it simply voyeuristic to do so, to be blown up for the world to see, like a reality TV show writ large?
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: mocat on May 25, 2013, 02:42:45 AM
Could be tberaputic
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 25, 2013, 03:28:00 AM
When I was in kindergarten my dad took me to see Jurassic Park. I was scared of dinosaurs for 2 or 3 years after that.
Title: Re: Traumatic Event
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 25, 2013, 04:26:36 AM
wut?