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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
You'll want to keep your personal phone.
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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
You'll want to keep your personal phone.
This, have a buddy with that setup and at first he decided to use his company phone for everything. Then his co-worker got fired for some questionable pictures/text's done on the company phone, buddy went and got a personal phone right after that.
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It's about a 50/50 split here.
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I don't trust my friends, plus the girl I'm seeing likes to send "fun texts". Also, I have a buddy who sends me pics of girls like a dbag, but he does it cause he knows it annoys me (yeah, I'm actually not creepy IRL).
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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
:dubious: welcome to 2005
but also grats on the new job.
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Are work and personal carrier the same? Go different if you can.
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Also make sure at least one of them will work in Europe or other parts of the world.
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The 2nd monitor is meant for jamming with your friends on turntable all day :thumbs:
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Also make sure at least one of them will work in Europe or other parts of the world.
Yeah, it works there. Our other offices are in UK, Australia, Canada, and Hong Kong. I've never been to a international country. I'm a little nervous about flying over the ocean, crashing, and dying.
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Also, do you guys BBS on your work phones when traveling and on your dead time?
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Get a separate iPhone!! And... Whatever you do don't let them merge files via the iCloud!!
Keep personal 110% separate from biz for your own protection.
Thank me later.
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I use for my company phone for everything and have never had any issues. They won't care about what you do with the phone unless they are looking for a reason to fire you. If they are looking for a reason to fire you then they will find one regardless of your phone habits. My prediction is within a year you'll get tired of dealing with two different phones and go to one.
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They shouldn't be checking your personal phonecalls/texts, if they do, look for a new place to work
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Also, there's a girl who already hates me. When she didn't think I could hear: "umm, wtf? I didn't know we were hiring more inside ppl. I wanted ***** accounts. Why does "new guy" get them!" :runaway:
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#teamTwoCellPhones
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fanning, many people can/do the "one phone" thing successfully but i don't think you'd be part of that group. i just keep my phone under my name and let the company reimburse me (still not perfect but better than having no control, in which case i'd keep two phones). doesn't work everywhere obviously.
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This thread should probably be merged with the "First World Problems" thread. :grin:
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Also, there's a girl who already hates me. When she didn't think I could hear: "umm, wtf? I didn't know we were hiring more inside ppl. I wanted ***** accounts. Why does "new guy" get them!" :runaway:
rough ridin' destroy her wackycat.
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i would clean up your internet usage (mainly bbsing) before i would worry about what is being sent from your work phone. if a company is going to be upset about something it would first be the fact that you use their computer to bbs while youre at work. thats billable time going to waste*... the phone stuff, as long as it isnt super inappropriate, at least isnt on works time. as someone mentioned earlier, most of the time if they are going through your phone for inappropriate things, youve already been fired...
*by waste i mean good use, of course
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i would clean up your internet usage (mainly bbsing) before i would worry about what is being sent from your work phone. if a company is going to be upset about something it would first be the fact that you use their computer to bbs while youre at work.
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i would clean up your internet usage (mainly bbsing) before i would worry about what is being sent from your work phone. if a company is going to be upset about something it would first be the fact that you use their computer to bbs while youre at work. thats billable time going to waste*... the phone stuff, as long as it isnt super inappropriate, at least isnt on works time. as someone mentioned earlier, most of the time if they are going through your phone for inappropriate things, youve already been fired...
*by waste i mean good use, of course
He is in sales. Exceed your quotas and nobody cares what you're doing on "billable time".
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i would clean up your internet usage (mainly bbsing) before i would worry about what is being sent from your work phone. if a company is going to be upset about something it would first be the fact that you use their computer to bbs while youre at work. thats billable time going to waste*... the phone stuff, as long as it isnt super inappropriate, at least isnt on works time. as someone mentioned earlier, most of the time if they are going through your phone for inappropriate things, youve already been fired...
*by waste i mean good use, of course
He is in sales. Exceed your quotas and nobody cares what you're doing on "billable time".
This. HE can porn surf all he wants and send dic pics to every broad in the joint if he is beating his numbers.
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Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years. #humblebrag
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Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years. #humblebrag
Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years. #humblebrag
in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.
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Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years. #humblebrag
Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years. #humblebrag
in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.
Grats Mikey!!!!
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Also, there's a girl who already hates me. When she didn't think I could hear: "umm, wtf? I didn't know we were hiring more inside ppl. I wanted ***** accounts. Why does "new guy" get them!" :runaway:
Watch out for this Wildebeest. She is that person in the office that can't separate work/life and insists on calling the office Christmas Party a "Holiday Party". If she's hot and has an inner thigh tat...pound it. If not...stay away (far away).
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Also, there's a girl who already hates me. When she didn't think I could hear: "umm, wtf? I didn't know we were hiring more inside ppl. I wanted ***** accounts. Why does "new guy" get them!" :runaway:
Watch out for this Wildebeest. She is that person in the office that can't separate work/life and insists on calling the office Christmas Party a "Holiday Party". If she's hot and has an inner thigh tat...pound it. If not...stay away (far away).
Yeah, you know she already has it out for you. Keep her close, though. Don't let her out of your sight. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, as I always say.
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i got a cheapo $10/month phone for personal calls/texts, and use the company iphone for everything else.
but i'm in a small company (6 people), so nobody really gives a crap.
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I use my personal phone for work and then expense the bill. If I used their iPhone then they would keep the number and the phone when they fire me. I was all :nono:
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Can we just make a "help wackycat with his job" thread and be done with it, you know that's what this thread is going to turn into. like he can post his super complicated excel and word questions here and then hamburglar can figure them out for him. Cofd can basically just do his job for him (you two can work out some sort of fee). Then Saul can fix all his computer problems. Grats wacky, I just got you a promotion
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here's something we can decide for fanning:
should he over-achieve for the first few months to get noticed as a go-getter and a good hire? or should he under-achieve/do the bare minimum so that they don't expect him to be an over-achiever forever?
i say go bare minimum, fanning. don't be a hero.
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Can we just make a "help wackycat with his job" thread and be done with it, you know that's what this thread is going to turn into. like he can post his super complicated excel and word questions here and then hamburglar can figure them out for him. Cofd can basically just do his job for him (you two can work out some sort of fee). Then Saul can fix all his computer problems. Grats wacky, I just got you a promotion
:love:
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here's something we can decide for fanning:
should he over-achieve for the first few months to get noticed as a go-getter and a good hire? or should he under-achieve/do the bare minimum so that they don't expect him to be an over-achiever forever?
i say go bare minimum, fanning. don't be a hero.
Yea Fanning...don't be that guy. Just have your minimum 15 pieces of flare and put in your grind. Then, after 6 months of low-key bare minimum quality work...unleash hell. This technique can actually improve your 1 year eval which will get you a hella :kstategrad: raise.
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Learning mobile software apps right now is like learning a second language. A lot of training videos this week. It will take awhile before I know what the hell I'm talking about, but that's common for a new job, right?
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fanning, i mean this with all seriousness - a new job is like going to prison. find the biggest, baddest salesperson and knock their rough ridin' teeth in just so everybody knows who is the new alpha beast.
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:thumbs:
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just for everyone's records when we discuss future work sitches, what is the workroom environment like? cubicles? your own private office? give us a quick layout of the immediate area.
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It's very state of the art. Open cubes, rooms to make calls that are glass windows, but by the flip of a switch, it clouds up. There are several work areas to get away from your desk to stay loose. There's a gaming room: Xbox w/ big screen, pool table, etc. I'm staying away from that room, it's gotta be a trick. I'm on the 11th floor downtown and my office overlooks the jones pool, PNL, and the sprint center. We have a full stocked bar when you walk in. :elite:
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just for everyone's records when we discuss future work sitches, what is the workroom environment like? cubicles? your own private office? give us a quick layout of the immediate area.
Agreed. This is important information. Do you share a cube or are you flying solo? I can always spot a former frat member in the office as well. This is a good guy to get to know. Keep him at a distance, but he'll serve as your gateway to eventually piss pound peeps with your awesomeness.
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It's very state of the art. Open cubes, rooms to make calls that are glass windows, but by the flip of a switch, it clouds up. There are several work areas to get away from your desk to stay loose. There's a gaming room: Xbox w/ big screen, pool table, etc. I'm staying away from that room, it's gotta be a trick. I'm on the 11th floor downtown and my office overlooks the jones pool, and the sprint center. We have a full stocked bar when you walk in. :elite:
Hmmmmm...what are the demographics of the other salespeople? Age, gender, etc.?
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Late 20's-late 30's
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Late 20's-late 30's
Nice. Sounds like a sweet set-up. Just don't send dick pics on your corporate phone and you should be golden. If you spot any drug addicts, let me know. I charge 250 an hour and will hook you up with a 10% per hour finder's fee (kidding...maybe).
In all honesty it sounds like a decent work environment for you outside of the "Ummm, wtf" chick.
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Thanks, guys! And will do, blumpkin. I'll win her over.
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she just wants your meat, fanning.
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Fart when you walk by her cube, then of course blame on her.
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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
:dubious: welcome to 2005
Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at
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Can we just make a "help wackycat with his job" thread and be done with it, you know that's what this thread is going to turn into. like he can post his super complicated excel and word questions here and then hamburglar can figure them out for him. Cofd can basically just do his job for him (you two can work out some sort of fee). Then Saul can fix all his computer problems. Grats wacky, I just got you a promotion
Let's do this. Wackycat, send me a list of all your biggest accounts and I'll get started immediately.
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i can't wait for "is there any way to un-send an email???"
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Can we just make a "help wackycat with his job" thread and be done with it, you know that's what this thread is going to turn into. like he can post his super complicated excel and word questions here and then hamburglar can figure them out for him. Cofd can basically just do his job for him (you two can work out some sort of fee). Then Saul can fix all his computer problems. Grats wacky, I just got you a promotion
Let's do this. Wackycat, send me a list of all your biggest accounts and I'll get started immediately.
:bait:
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Can we just make a "help wackycat with his job" thread and be done with it, you know that's what this thread is going to turn into. like he can post his super complicated excel and word questions here and then hamburglar can figure them out for him. Cofd can basically just do his job for him (you two can work out some sort of fee). Then Saul can fix all his computer problems. Grats wacky, I just got you a promotion
Let's do this. Wackycat, send me a list of all your biggest accounts and I'll get started immediately.
I also have a master's in quantitative psychology (applied statistics) so hit me up with a PM when you need some advice. I'll help you lay down some quant reports that will make your peers weep and this "ummmm, wtf" chick give you a handy in the bathroom.
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Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?
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i can't wait for "is there any way to un-send an email???"
it's probably going to be a reply-all also :lol:
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as far as overachieving at first, don't. Take the time to get your understanding, then once you know your stuff adequately, do a hard 3-6 months of putting in work. Time it so that you are able to really accomplish a bunch in that 3-6 months. Also, by the time you should begin your period of overachieving, you should have a good understanding of the product and what others' prized accts are. Then target the crap out of that one chicks high end stuff. You should be able to end her in that amt of time and make a good rep for yourself.
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Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?
Great! I just got done taking a nap under my desk, so it's right on schedule. Also, Manager took me to lunch today. Super cool guy. He said this: "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Our trainer left for another position last week and we really won't have anything set up for you for another 7-10 days. So what I'm telling you is, just chill till then. Try and read up on the company and "look busy" in front of the other reps. So what I'm really saying is, relax till then". :lol:
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Have you had to put together any TPS reports yet? Also, let us know when they move your office to the basement.
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yeah, definitely a trap fanning
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Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?
Great! I just got done taking a nap under my desk, so it's right on schedule. Also, Manager took me to lunch today. Super cool guy. He said this: "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Our trainer left for another position last week and we really won't have anything set up for you for another 7-10 days. So what I'm telling you is, just chill till then. Try and read up on the company and "look busy" in front of the other reps. So what I'm really saying is, relax till then". :lol:
Same thing happened to me. Looking busy can be harder than you think.
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Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?
Great! I just got done taking a nap under my desk, so it's right on schedule. Also, Manager took me to lunch today. Super cool guy. He said this: "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Our trainer left for another position last week and we really won't have anything set up for you for another 7-10 days. So what I'm telling you is, just chill till then. Try and read up on the company and "look busy" in front of the other reps. So what I'm really saying is, relax till then". :lol:
Same thing happened to me. Looking busy can be harder than you think.
Just BBS. You will look very busy, as long as others can't see your monitor.
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Fanning, how's the Penske file coming along?
Great! I just got done taking a nap under my desk, so it's right on schedule. Also, Manager took me to lunch today. Super cool guy. He said this: "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Our trainer left for another position last week and we really won't have anything set up for you for another 7-10 days. So what I'm telling you is, just chill till then. Try and read up on the company and "look busy" in front of the other reps. So what I'm really saying is, relax till then". :lol:
Same thing happened to me. Looking busy can be harder than you think.
Just BBS. You will look very busy, as long as others can't see your monitor.
that's what the iPhone is for. I look like I'm doing super elite stuff right now with my coffee, laptop, and my recliner next to the window that overlooks the jones pool. Btw, wtf? There's like 50 ppl there right now. What do those ppl do? Joco brats?
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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
:dubious: welcome to 2005
Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at
2 monitors lol.. Three is the minimum.
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Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years. #humblebrag
Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years. #humblebrag
in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.
:cheers: Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.
Grats Mikey!!!!
:cheers: Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.
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Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years. #humblebrag
Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years. #humblebrag
in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.
:cheers: Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.
Grats Mikey!!!!
High five!!
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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
:dubious: welcome to 2005
Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at
2 monitors lol.. Three is the minimum.
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Alright...out with it. What is your turntable handle???
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Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years. #humblebrag
Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years. #humblebrag
in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.
:cheers: Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.
Grats Mikey!!!!
:cheers: Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.
I drive my own car and pay for my own gas, but I really don't give a eff when I see that gas is 63 cents higher than it was 2 weeks ago, either. :cheers:
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Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 13 years. #humblebrag
Haven't paid for my own cell phone or truck in 14 years. #humblebrag
in fact, I've never had a personal cell phone.
:cheers: Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.
Grats Mikey!!!!
:cheers: Nothing better than driving past a gas station where gas is 63 cents higher than 2 weeks ago and not giving a eff.
I drive my own car and pay for my own gas, but I really don't give a eff when I see that gas is 63 cents higher than it was 2 weeks ago, either. :cheers:
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I have no idea what the price of gas is.
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I have no idea what the price of gas is.
yeah, if you actually pay attention to the price of gas i really feel sorry for you.
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Eff you purposely naive gas peeps. :shakesfist:
(Secretly jelly.)
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I have no idea what the price of gas is.
thanks obama
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I have no idea what the price of gas is.
yeah, if you actually pay attention to the price of gas i really feel sorry for you.
I'm very conscious of the price of fuel due to the nature of the business that I am in. Please feel sorry for me now?
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I have no idea what the price of gas is.
yeah, if you actually pay attention to the price of gas i really feel sorry for you.
I'm very conscious of the price of fuel due to the nature of the business that I am in. Please feel sorry for me now?
the exception that proves the rule.
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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
:dubious: welcome to 2005
Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at
LOL my lap top at work shot craps about a week ago. They gave me this crappy loaner until they could get my new one ordered and set up. It doesn't fit my docking station which so I've had to use it undocked for a full week now. It's amazing how unproductive I've been, it's like I can't get crap done anymore with just one moniter. Maybe this should go in the first world problems thread.
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A company credit card, a laptop, 2 monitors, and an iPhone 5 that they say I can use for personal? They're rough ridin' with me right you guys? I feel like this is all a trick to see if I'll jump on youjizz.com. anyways, should I drop my personal cellphone contract and just transfer everything over to my iPhone or will they see me sexting my fillies on that thing? TIA
:dubious: welcome to 2005
Bro 2 monitors is the crap and nothing to scoff at
LOL my lap top at work shot craps about a week ago. They gave me this crappy loaner until they could get my new one ordered and set up. It doesn't fit my docking station so I've had to use it undocked for a full week now. It's amazing how unproductive I've been, it's like I can't get crap done anymore with just one moniter. Maybe this should go in the first world problems thread.
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I have no idea what the price of gas is.
yeah, if you actually pay attention to the price of gas i really feel sorry for you.
I'm very conscious of the price of fuel due to the nature of the business that I am in. Please feel sorry for me now?
the exception that proves the rule.
There are 2 gas stations within a couple of blocks from my house, and they flip-flop on being the cheapest in town. 15-20 cents cheaper each time. so i pay attention to those 2 particular places so that i fill up at the cheaper of the two each time. don't feel sorry for me, i enjoy it.
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oh man do you guys laugh as hard as i do when they put the unleaded price and then put like 1st born or arm and then leg like this:
Unleaded: $3.89
Super Unleaded: Arm
Premium: Leg
:lol: :lol: :lol: oh man gets me every time
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Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.
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Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.
finish her, fanning.
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:cheers:
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Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.
finish her, fanning.
FATALITY COMPLETE!
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Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.
finish her, fanning.
FATALITY COMPLETE!
She got fired in the six minutes between posts?
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Late 20's-late 30's
Nice. Sounds like a sweet set-up. Just don't send dick pics on your corporate phone and you should be golden. If you spot any drug addicts, let me know. I charge 250 an hour and will hook you up with a 10% per hour finder's fee (kidding...maybe).
In all honesty it sounds like a decent work environment for you outside of the "Ummm, wtf" chick.
How many of your patients still know how to score? I'm doing some research for a paper
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Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.
finish her, fanning.
FATALITY COMPLETE!
She got fired in the six minutes between posts?
Why did you have to ruin the mortal combat reference? This is why we can't have nice things around here.
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What this really means is when I flop down the corp card and buy wacky a round of beers I don't have to be embarassed about who I write down on the receipt so accounting approves it for marketing.
"Here is my expense report"
"University of who?"
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What this really means is when I flop down the corp card and buy wacky a round of beers I don't have to be embarassed about who I write down on the receipt so accounting approves it for marketing.
"Here is my expense report"
"University of who?"
High tides raise all ships.
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What this really means is when I flop down the corp card and buy wacky a round of beers I don't have to be embarassed about who I write down on the receipt so accounting approves it for marketing.
"Here is my expense report"
"University of who?"
High tides raise all ships.
"He's all growns up!" :D
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So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now? :runaway:
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Get a little better each day. Also, run, catch, block, tackle, or whatevs.
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Guise post your phone number in this thread and Wackycat can practice some cold calling.
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Enjoy it wacky, once you know what you're doing you'll get really busy and not have as much time to spend with your gE friends
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Guise post your phone number in this thread and Wackycat can practice some cold calling.
Cold calling is the best.
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Guise post your phone number in this thread and Wackycat can practice some cold calling.
Cold calling is the best.
eff, I'd rather hit on girls I have no chance with (sober).
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No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it. :gocho:
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No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it. :gocho:
Are you talking about work or #fanningbrag? :fatty:
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So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now? :runaway:
Tell your boss you are going to explore the building then drive out to ben ji's business park on your lunch break and do some fishing
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No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it. :gocho:
That's a pretty awesome business model, "only sell to existing customers".
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So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now? :runaway:
Tell your boss you are going to explore the building then drive out to ben ji's business park on your lunch break and do some fishing
:love: Also, I have a confession, your place of business is out there! We need to share a beer sometime soon so I can tell you how I backed out of the interview there. Short story, I drove all the way out there, my stomach went off and I needed to take a massive crap, so I called to reschedule and never did since this op came knocking. :shy:
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No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it. :gocho:
That's a pretty awesome business model, "only sell to existing customers".
We have a team for new business. I think it's a easier way to start for a n00b.
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So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now? :runaway:
Tell your boss you are going to explore the building then drive out to ben ji's business park on your lunch break and do some fishing
:love: Also, I have a confession, your place of business is out there! We need to share a beer sometime soon so I can tell you how I backed out of the interview there. Short story, I drove all the way out there, my stomach went off and I needed to take a massive crap, so I called to reschedule and never did since this op came knocking. :shy:
AWESOME
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So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now? :runaway:
Tell your boss you are going to explore the building then drive out to ben ji's business park on your lunch break and do some fishing
:love: Also, I have a confession, your place of business is out there! We need to share a beer sometime soon so I can tell you how I backed out of the interview there. Short story, I drove all the way out there, my stomach went off and I needed to take a massive crap, so I called to reschedule and never did since this op came knocking. :shy:
Man...talk about crap getting in the way of things. :lol:
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So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now? :runaway:
Wasn't this covered at all in your studies for your MBA?
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So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now? :runaway:
Wasn't this covered at all in your studies for your MBA?
listen, we both know that thing is a joke. However, I still put in the "work" so I'll give myself the tip of the cap.
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No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it. :gocho:
That's a pretty awesome business model, "only sell to existing customers".
We have a team for new business. I think it's a easier way to start for a n00b.
Man, that sounds totally pud. I hope those poor bastards only doing new business at least get higher commissions then you. :)
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No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it. :gocho:
That's a pretty awesome business model, "only sell to existing customers".
We have a team for new business. I think it's a easier way to start for a n00b.
Man, that sounds totally pud. I hope those poor bastards only doing new business at least get higher commissions then you. :)
They do, but I'm happy with how it's setup.
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Gotta tame the beast before you let it out of it's cage I guess.
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What is your retention goal wacky cat? I bet you can do 95% no prob.
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What is your retention goal wacky cat? I bet you can do 95% no prob.
yeah, we haven't discussed the Deets yet, but I could do that. My quota for the year is 1.1 mill, he thinks I can crush that in 6 months just by taking orders.
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What is your retention goal wacky cat? I bet you can do 95% no prob.
yeah, we haven't discussed the Deets yet, but I could do that. My quota for the year is 1.1 mill, he thinks I can crush that in 6 months just by taking orders.
What's the margin on the product?
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What is your retention goal wacky cat? I bet you can do 95% no prob.
yeah, we haven't discussed the Deets yet, but I could do that. My quota for the year is 1.1 mill, he thinks I can crush that in 6 months just by taking orders.
What's the margin on the product?
Software has no margin.
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What is your retention goal wacky cat? I bet you can do 95% no prob.
yeah, we haven't discussed the Deets yet, but I could do that. My quota for the year is 1.1 mill, he thinks I can crush that in 6 months just by taking orders.
What's the margin on the product?
Software has no margin.
Do you think he knew that?
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Yeah
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I just got off a conference call with a client and the CEO's name was Frank Martin. :horrorsurprise: :runaway:
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I just got off a conference call with a client and the CEO's name was Frank Martin. :horrorsurprise: :runaway:
This job was your destiny.
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So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now? :runaway:
Wasn't this covered at all in your studies for your MBA?
listen, we both know that thing is a joke. However, I still put in the "work" so I'll give myself the tip of the cap.
LOL... :thumbsup:
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I just got off a conference call with a client and the CEO's name was Frank Martin. :horrorsurprise: :runaway:
Ask for a immediate doubling of your expense acct. Gonna need it. Booze, stripper, etc.
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I just got off a conference call with a client and the CEO's name was Frank Martin. :horrorsurprise: :runaway:
Ask for a immediate doubling of your expense acct. Gonna need it. Booze, stripper, etc.
They're headquarters are in Miami. :runaway:
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I just got off a conference call with a client and the CEO's name was Frank Martin. :horrorsurprise: :runaway:
Ask for a immediate doubling of your expense acct. Gonna need it. Booze, stripper, etc.
They're headquarters are in Miami. :runaway:
THIS IS IT, WC!!!!!!
THIS IS IT!!!!