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Title: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: Winters on May 10, 2013, 08:46:56 AM
Dear goEMAW.com posters,
I have a 14-year-old daughter whose body odor and room is very repulsive to me. My daughter takes a bath every morning before school but still always smells like she is swimming in warm sewage. Her room has an even stronger odor and I can hardly stand going in there. I've spoken to her about it and she insists she can't smell it, though I feel she's become immune to the smell. My wife doesn't seem to notice it, not even her body odor. I've given her soap and shower gels telling her that they really smell nice in an effort to entice her to use them. After approaching her about this several times to no avail, I'm seeking your help in how to address this with without her feeling that I'm always "on her case" about something. Please help!
----Winters
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: scottwildcat on May 10, 2013, 08:49:25 AM
Sounds like something wrong take her to a doctor.....NOT doctor jack though.
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: GoodForAnother on May 10, 2013, 08:50:10 AM
there's a dude on TMB who smelled so bad as a kid his parents took him to the doctor. turns out he had stuck a bean up his nose and it had sprouted and then rotted in his nose.
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: Institutional Control on May 10, 2013, 08:56:14 AM
She's probably smoking weed.
Title: Re: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 10, 2013, 09:08:42 AM
there's a dude on TMB who smelled so bad as a kid his parents took him to the doctor. turns out he had stuck a bean up his nose and it had sprouted and then rotted in his nose.
My sister is a second grade teacher and had a student do that with a piece of sponge. 

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Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: CNS on May 10, 2013, 09:11:44 AM
Kid in my school had well water.  Ground became contaminated with his septic tank or some crap.  They were somewhat poor.  Took them a while to be able to afford getting the septic fixed. 

Drank bottled water.

Showered in contaminated well water.

Smelled like mild sewage for like 3 months.

Last I heard ppl still call him "Stinky" as a nickname.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: AST on May 10, 2013, 09:13:03 AM
there's a dude on TMB who smelled so bad as a kid his parents took him to the doctor. turns out he had stuck a bean up his nose and it had sprouted and then rotted in his nose.
My sister is a second grade teacher and had a student do that with a piece of sponge. 

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Skeptical, I've never heard of a sponge sprouting before
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: SabiNation on May 10, 2013, 09:14:38 AM
Gather some of her closest friends and bribe them with candy so that they will tell her she smells and refuse to be around her.  Peer pressure always works
Title: Re: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: CNS on May 10, 2013, 09:15:20 AM
there's a dude on TMB who smelled so bad as a kid his parents took him to the doctor. turns out he had stuck a bean up his nose and it had sprouted and then rotted in his nose.
My sister is a second grade teacher and had a student do that with a piece of sponge. 

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Skeptical, I've never heard of a sponge sprouting before

Probs something in the sponge  :dunno:
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: AST on May 10, 2013, 09:20:20 AM
Seriously doe, forget about and re-address when she's 25 or so

For now it should work as a penis force field for all the 16-17 year old hormone machines that are around her all day
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: Winters on May 10, 2013, 10:48:06 AM
Gather some of her closest friends and bribe them with candy so that they will tell her she smells and refuse to be around her.  Peer pressure always works
Best idea thus far
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: Willesgirl on May 10, 2013, 12:36:37 PM
My teenage nephew (now a squawk), has some medical condition that makes his sweat smell really nasty. Walking past his bedroom used to make me gag. Now he uses some prescription deodorant. It doesn't help that much, but he's managed to land a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 10, 2013, 12:41:59 PM
does your daughter have a mustache, wintz?
Title: Re: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: Frankenklein on May 10, 2013, 12:44:47 PM
there's a dude on TMB who smelled so bad as a kid his parents took him to the doctor. turns out he had stuck a bean up his nose and it had sprouted and then rotted in his nose.
My sister is a second grade teacher and had a student do that with a piece of sponge. 

Sent from my VS950 4G using Tapatalk 2
  My niece with a gun cleaning swatch,check her nose
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 10, 2013, 03:01:36 PM
Just start calling her Reek and be done with it.
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: ChiComCat on May 10, 2013, 03:05:46 PM
Dear goEMAW.com posters,
I have a 14-year-old daughter whose body odor and room is very repulsive to me. My daughter takes a bath every morning before school but still always smells like she is swimming in warm sewage. Her room has an even stronger odor and I can hardly stand going in there. I've spoken to her about it and she insists she can't smell it, though I feel she's become immune to the smell. My wife doesn't seem to notice it, not even her body odor. I've given her soap and shower gels telling her that they really smell nice in an effort to entice her to use them. After approaching her about this several times to no avail, I'm seeking your help in how to address this with without her feeling that I'm always "on her case" about something. Please help!
----Winters

Does it smell like she is on her menses?
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 10, 2013, 03:07:03 PM
Just start calling her Reek and be done with it.
:lol:
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: star seed 7 on May 10, 2013, 04:26:06 PM
Just start calling her Reek and be done with it.

oh boy, now all the booknerds are going to come in and laugh their heads off.
Title: Re: Dear goEMAW.com posters,
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 10, 2013, 04:29:36 PM
Nerds agree, Reek might have been suffering from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria)