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Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 09, 2013, 01:14:17 PM
Ode To King oscar

imagine for a second if i were to tell you that just 14 months into his stint at k-state, oscar weber would not only own a big 12 troph, but he has successfully expunged and eradicated the mold festering within our program brought here by the previous regime.

we're an early favorite to win this season's puerto rico tip-off (which incidentally is very close to the home of angel rodriguez, but apparently not close enough?). 

the BTF is fully functioning and is honing our team into a gun blade not seen before in the big 12.  razor sharp, it cuts with extreme prejudice.  thank you, BTF.

our roster is growing with the type of athlete that the big 12 should fear.  our players are at the top of nearly every ranking imaginable and the movement is only strengthening our dominance as we extend into titletown v.2.

the pipeline has been machined  and it will continue to deliver the wagyu of basketball players to our leader, King oscar for them to serve their apprenticeship prior to becoming professional.  the professionals.

we honor you, king oscar

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg18.imageshack.us%2Fimg18%2F8792%2F2kingbruce.jpg&hash=59c6402c6244e039e8a5ab45672ef5578047e5c3)

Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: EMAWzified on May 09, 2013, 01:25:13 PM
We're so blessed.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Cire on May 09, 2013, 01:30:33 PM
nope
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: meow meow on May 09, 2013, 01:34:59 PM
looks 'shopped
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: 0.42 on May 09, 2013, 01:46:31 PM
meh
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: O-town Kat on May 09, 2013, 02:10:52 PM
That painting or whatever does not feature his fart face.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 09, 2013, 02:11:18 PM
typical bunch here at goEMAW, can't provide any tangible argument why anything i posted isn't true.

it's ok to admit when you're wrong.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 09, 2013, 02:12:30 PM
That painting or whatever does not feature his fart face.

oscar doesn't photograph well, for sure.  the painting more accurately portrays our king though.  trust me.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 09, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
I think the painting Clams drew really demonstrates why oscar is not well-liked around here. He needs to grow a beard and color it blond. If he did that and wore a crown on the sideline, people might stop thinking he doesn't know what he's doing. If you want people to think you are a boss, you have to look like one, and oscar just doesn't look like one.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: kso_FAN on May 09, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
Wait... your telling me there are people that aren't on this ship?!?!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.us%2Fa%2Fimg825%2F1281%2Fkingbruce.png&hash=3c5d9a5b469d66528fb9f2affe337e83e8b571c3)
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 09, 2013, 03:12:16 PM
apparently they're too cool or whatever
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: lopakman on May 09, 2013, 04:28:58 PM
Ode To King oscar

imagine for a second if i were to tell you that just 14 months into his stint at k-state, oscar weber would not only own a big 12 troph, but he has successfully expunged and eradicated the mold festering within our program brought here by the previous regime.

we're an early favorite to win this season's puerto rico tip-off (which incidentally is very close to the home of angel rodriguez, but apparently not close enough?). 

the BTF is fully functioning and is honing our team into a gun blade not seen before in the big 12.  razor sharp, it cuts with extreme prejudice.  thank you, BTF.

our roster is growing with the type of athlete that the big 12 should fear.  our players are at the top of nearly every ranking imaginable and the movement is only strengthening our dominance as we extend into titletown v.2.

the pipeline has been machined  and it will continue to deliver the wagyu of basketball players to our leader, King oscar for them to serve their apprenticeship prior to becoming professional.  the professionals.

we honor you, king oscar

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg18.imageshack.us%2Fimg18%2F8792%2F2kingbruce.jpg&hash=59c6402c6244e039e8a5ab45672ef5578047e5c3)

Was totally awesome how oscar got us the BTF.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: BWebbs0 on May 09, 2013, 05:10:03 PM
typical bunch here at goEMAW, can't provide any tangible argument why anything i posted isn't true.

it's ok to admit when you're wrong.

Tell me more about this "pipeline". As in the pipeline to nowhere?
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 09, 2013, 05:17:33 PM
For surely a king is first a man. And so it must follow that a king does as all men do: the best he can.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Winters on May 09, 2013, 05:45:50 PM
Homerun hire
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 09, 2013, 06:41:11 PM
typical bunch here at goEMAW, can't provide any tangible argument why anything i posted isn't true.

it's ok to admit when you're wrong.

Tell me more about this "pipeline". As in the pipeline to nowhere?

maybe you should check out the recruiting threads at the top of the page from time to time, or don't.   just keep your head in the sand, save us all the pain of having to look at it online :lol: 
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on May 09, 2013, 08:32:37 PM
Sign me up as leftenant of the ship. ahoy!
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: scottwildcat on May 09, 2013, 08:38:04 PM
BID
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: bones129 on May 09, 2013, 11:35:19 PM
I think the painting Clams drew really demonstrates why oscar is not well-liked around here. He needs to grow a beard and color it blond. If he did that and wore a crown on the sideline, people might stop thinking he doesn't know what he's doing. If you want people to think you are a boss, you have to look like one, and oscar just doesn't look like one.

This.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 09, 2013, 11:40:42 PM
i like 'clams as a person and a poster and a human but he is dead wrong here.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: ksupamplemousse on May 10, 2013, 01:21:03 AM
I thought Clams was an elite poster? Kind of a half-assed effort here.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: DQ12 on May 10, 2013, 12:32:27 PM
I would follow king oscar into battle.  I am a true wildcat.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 10, 2013, 12:42:48 PM
He's more of like a city councilman than a king
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: CNS on May 10, 2013, 12:52:28 PM
He's more of like a city councilman than a king

Very anti FPD and yard orgies type councilman.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Gooch on May 10, 2013, 01:22:32 PM
The only ship oscar is captaining.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.abcnews.com%2Fimages%2FInternational%2Fap_Italy_Cruise_ship_Aground_120114_wg.jpg&hash=0ddfb6ffb95fc2e8dd65fa7ebb668efd332a8e94)
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:03:07 PM
The only ship oscar is captaining.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.abcnews.com%2Fimages%2FInternational%2Fap_Italy_Cruise_ship_Aground_120114_wg.jpg&hash=0ddfb6ffb95fc2e8dd65fa7ebb668efd332a8e94)
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:03:26 PM
He's more of like a city councilman than a king
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:03:43 PM
I thought Clams was an elite poster? Kind of a half-assed effort here.
walk the plank
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 10, 2013, 03:04:24 PM
So he's the king and you're pirate boat captain?
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:04:34 PM
nope
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:04:57 PM
meh
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:05:18 PM
That painting or whatever does not feature his fart face.
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:05:56 PM
Ode To King oscar

imagine for a second if i were to tell you that just 14 months into his stint at k-state, oscar weber would not only own a big 12 troph, but he has successfully expunged and eradicated the mold festering within our program brought here by the previous regime.

we're an early favorite to win this season's puerto rico tip-off (which incidentally is very close to the home of angel rodriguez, but apparently not close enough?). 

the BTF is fully functioning and is honing our team into a gun blade not seen before in the big 12.  razor sharp, it cuts with extreme prejudice.  thank you, BTF.

our roster is growing with the type of athlete that the big 12 should fear.  our players are at the top of nearly every ranking imaginable and the movement is only strengthening our dominance as we extend into titletown v.2.

the pipeline has been machined  and it will continue to deliver the wagyu of basketball players to our leader, King oscar for them to serve their apprenticeship prior to becoming professional.  the professionals.

we honor you, king oscar

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg18.imageshack.us%2Fimg18%2F8792%2F2kingbruce.jpg&hash=59c6402c6244e039e8a5ab45672ef5578047e5c3)

Was totally awesome how oscar got us the BTF.
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:06:23 PM
typical bunch here at goEMAW, can't provide any tangible argument why anything i posted isn't true.

it's ok to admit when you're wrong.

Tell me more about this "pipeline". As in the pipeline to nowhere?
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:06:54 PM
BID
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:07:30 PM
I think the painting Clams drew really demonstrates why oscar is not well-liked around here. He needs to grow a beard and color it blond. If he did that and wore a crown on the sideline, people might stop thinking he doesn't know what he's doing. If you want people to think you are a boss, you have to look like one, and oscar just doesn't look like one.
walk the plank
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 10, 2013, 03:07:56 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:08:02 PM
i like 'clams as a person and a poster and a human but he is dead wrong here.
walk the plank
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:09:22 PM
We're so blessed.
batten down the hatches!
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:09:52 PM
Wait... your telling me there are people that aren't on this ship?!?!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.us%2Fa%2Fimg825%2F1281%2Fkingbruce.png&hash=3c5d9a5b469d66528fb9f2affe337e83e8b571c3)
man the cannons!
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
Homerun hire
ready your arrows!
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:11:39 PM
Sign me up as leftenant of the ship. ahoy!
sharpen your blade!
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:13:14 PM
I would follow king oscar into battle.  I am a true wildcat.
hoist our flag to the mast!
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2013, 03:14:01 PM
So he's the king and you're pirate boat captain?
walk the plank
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: scottwildcat on May 10, 2013, 03:14:39 PM
someone needs to make a video to the song I Won't Give Up by Jason Mraz with video clips of Shane and Gip.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: CNS on May 10, 2013, 03:21:02 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzx81.isl.uiuc.edu%2Ftanzer22.org%2F2104%2Fdinghy%2Fimage%2F060916.24.overhead_view_at_shore.jpg&hash=fcec82949a74092c80c20288aa22083774b0acc5)

All aboard.  Plenty of room. 

Everyone, jump on oscar's dinghy.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: MadCat on May 10, 2013, 03:33:16 PM
When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: deputy dawg on May 10, 2013, 03:41:30 PM
oscar's "ship" after this years NCAA tourney:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.environmentalgraffiti.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2F4357856836a8fa8c7bd1zjpg_0.img_assist_custom-600x500.jpg&hash=58ae4532ff1e5531b1ec99267721dbfc00e70e66)

Can't say I'm sorry to not be on board.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: The Whale on May 10, 2013, 06:52:17 PM
I would follow king oscar into battle.  I am a true wildcat.
hoist our flag to the mast!
Needs the picture of Sasha Kaun recognizing Captain oscar's boat at sea
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: EuroCat on May 10, 2013, 09:38:31 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fzx81.isl.uiuc.edu%2Ftanzer22.org%2F2104%2Fdinghy%2Fimage%2F060916.24.overhead_view_at_shore.jpg&hash=fcec82949a74092c80c20288aa22083774b0acc5)

All aboard.  Plenty of room. 

Everyone, jump on oscar's dinghy.
It's full of oscar's star recruits!
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Illiniphil85 on May 11, 2013, 11:14:23 AM
Admiral oscar at Illinois
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi870.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab266%2Fh_munster%2Foscar-weber-sub-500.jpg&hash=7a1c16bad998288992c12fa062ca3e4f993005a4) (http://s870.photobucket.com/user/h_munster/media/oscar-weber-sub-500.jpg.html)
Title: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: pissclams on May 11, 2013, 11:29:07 AM
Admiral oscar at Illinois
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi870.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab266%2Fh_munster%2Foscar-weber-sub-500.jpg&hash=7a1c16bad998288992c12fa062ca3e4f993005a4) (http://s870.photobucket.com/user/h_munster/media/oscar-weber-sub-500.jpg.html)
walk the plank
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 11, 2013, 11:30:08 AM
admiral daris reporting for duty. can't wait to sail this ship with you captain oscar. we're in for a "whale" of a journey. lol, go cats!
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: EMAWzified on May 11, 2013, 12:39:58 PM
I knew this was the waters into which Capt. oscar Pissgums was sailing; I just didn't realize it was full steam ahead

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.primal-urge-magazine.com%2FOct%2520-%2520Nov%2Fs%2520clay%2FCaptain%2520Pissgums%25208967.jpg&hash=83ccb5990b23bde42d512400215dd9fb30574ffa)
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Kat Kid on May 12, 2013, 06:14:08 AM
 :bball:
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: deputy dawg on May 12, 2013, 07:03:28 AM
Admiral oscar at Illinois
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi870.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fab266%2Fh_munster%2Foscar-weber-sub-500.jpg&hash=7a1c16bad998288992c12fa062ca3e4f993005a4) (http://s870.photobucket.com/user/h_munster/media/oscar-weber-sub-500.jpg.html)

 :lol:
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: GoodForAnother on May 12, 2013, 04:16:17 PM
I'm on the good ship bruceypop
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: 8manpick on May 12, 2013, 04:38:57 PM
Pretty shameless post count padding by 'sclams ITT.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: ChiComCat on May 12, 2013, 05:08:40 PM
*ChiCat looks back at everyone, confused, holding a match in hand over a pool of gasoline*

Wait, so we're not doing this?
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: sys on May 12, 2013, 05:16:30 PM
*ChiCat looks back at everyone, confused, holding a match in hand over a pool of gasoline*

Wait, so we're not doing this?

we cancelled the insurance, chicat, there's nothing to gain.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 12, 2013, 10:41:00 PM
*ChiCat looks back at everyone, confused, holding a match in hand over a pool of gasoline*

Wait, so we're not doing this?

we cancelled the insurance, chicat, there's nothing to gain.

Heh
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: kslim on May 13, 2013, 10:22:35 AM
fully on board

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-4Noi_NYp2bo%2FTdGTS6t9aHI%2FAAAAAAAAAWc%2FyQvUGZcVwqw%2Fs1600%2Fdumpster.JPG&hash=6c3d75b4ee66cc3fa6396c1b579e72dc531b57ff)

cant really lose in this scenario
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 13, 2013, 11:44:00 AM
I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me.

Go oscar!

 :kstatriot:
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: CNS on May 13, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
Everyone here(except beems and rake) are fans of KSU Basketball.   :dunno:
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: EMAWesome on May 13, 2013, 01:06:03 PM
When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated.

Kind of a Dick Move
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 13, 2013, 03:09:30 PM
When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated.

Kind of a Dick Move

You would be pretty hard pressed to find bigger dicks than Cortez and Columbus in the history books.
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 13, 2013, 10:08:19 PM
When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated.

Kind of a Dick Move

You would be pretty hard pressed to find bigger dicks than Cortez and Columbus in the history books.

Oliver Cromwell was a pretty big one
Title: Re: oscar has turned this ship around, now get on board
Post by: EMAWzified on May 13, 2013, 11:25:18 PM
All those Spanish conquistadors were blood-thirsty assholes. Pizzaro was worse than Cortés. Of course, the Inca and Aztecs weren't choir boys either. That's why so few Spaniards were able to conquer them -- the two empires enemies joined the fight against them.