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Title: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: Legit Elite on April 09, 2013, 10:28:03 PM
Little Girls,

The following message is based on a true story.

So, I went to the final four in Atlanta last Saturday because, as some of you may know, I am a closet shocker fan (pun intended).
Outside the dome that is about to be imploded, there was a hospitality tent for elites (see name) that I was blessed enough to have a ticket to.  When I entered, I thought it was gonna be a totally lame tuck fest, which by and large, it was.

But, shortly after I ordered my beer, I noticed Bob Huggins on a stage sponsored by LG cooking food.  Pretty sweet right?
After taking in the unexpected situation, I noticed the sign next to the stage that said (LG Bob Huggins and Frank Martin cook-off).  Low and behold, I turn around and there's Frank.  Amazing stuff and completely unexpected.  Photos to come if you all are lucky.

Just thought you should know.  Speculation of motives for the two former EMAWs may now commence.

Sincerely,
LE
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: meow meow on April 09, 2013, 10:34:09 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: chum1 on April 09, 2013, 10:36:39 PM
Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: Legit Elite on April 09, 2013, 10:43:19 PM
Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.
They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: orangerocket on April 09, 2013, 10:45:50 PM
Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.
They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?

I hear it's easier to get drunk that way.
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: Demo158 on April 09, 2013, 10:48:11 PM
Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.
They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?
Eff that, let's see the pics!! :surprised:
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 09, 2013, 10:51:04 PM
I've moved on. Do you take pics of your former fillies, when you see them years later, and show them to your friends? Woof!
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: Legit Elite on April 09, 2013, 10:58:33 PM
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe3maw.webs.com%2FIMG_0125.JPG&hash=293e4f4415984348056124d03187713722099106)
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: TheHamburglar on April 09, 2013, 10:59:34 PM
I've moved on. Do you take pics of your former fillies, when you see them years later, and show them to your friends? Woof!

Considering he thinks a "shocker" pun is funny, I would guess he does.
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: DQ12 on April 09, 2013, 11:23:43 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe3maw.webs.com%2FIMG_0125.JPG&hash=293e4f4415984348056124d03187713722099106)
:surprised:

What is Frank doing here? 

SYS?????
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: puniraptor on April 09, 2013, 11:24:49 PM
but what did they cook?

sincronzinadas?
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 09, 2013, 11:33:21 PM
 
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:surprised:

What is Frank doing here? 

SYS?????
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_symbolism
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: Demo158 on April 09, 2013, 11:39:02 PM
Who won the cook off??  :surprised:
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: bones129 on April 09, 2013, 11:41:09 PM
Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.
They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?

I hear it's easier to get drunk that way.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: FalconPunch on April 10, 2013, 01:57:51 AM
Do you have photos of Huggins or Frank with Blaise?   Please oh please tell me you have a picture of Frank using a thermal immersion circulator.
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: MakeItRain on April 10, 2013, 03:43:03 AM
I've moved on. Do you take pics of your former fillies, when you see them years later, and show them to your friends? Woof!

I don't know how you get down, your business, but I'm not comparing any of my exes to Frank and Huggs. I googled my high school basketball coaches on Sunday, sad to see that one of them got fat, I think that's a better comparo than yours :dunno:
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: OK_Cat on April 10, 2013, 09:08:25 AM
yeah, kinda weird fanning. 
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 10, 2013, 09:17:30 AM
Yeah, it was a stretch. I was goofing you guys. However, I'm over all the Frank talk. He's a bitch.
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: owl borland on April 10, 2013, 09:19:30 AM
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sign would be a lot better if it said "Welcome to LG's Former K-State Coaches' Cook-Off

Most likely would have doubled the amount of people in attendance

Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: CNS on April 10, 2013, 09:19:55 AM
WHO WON?!??!!?!?!?!??
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: Rams on April 10, 2013, 09:47:34 AM
pretty obvious what happened.  bob picked out a bunch of elite ingredients and then he went and sat down with some bros to have a drink and frank stole all of his elite ingredients.  then frank cooked some dishes that were pretty good and some that weren't so good.  when he got shitty reviews for the not so good dishes he just kept yelling at the judges telling them that he'd never had any formal cooking classes and he was self taught and he started by cooking marshmallows over a dumpster fire.  by the end, bob was passed out drunk in the corner and frank was so pissed that he left and went to boil hot dogs at the concession stand sponsored by Coby.  everyone in the LG tent was a little angry and mostly confused.
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: MakeItRain on April 10, 2013, 10:01:04 AM
pretty obvious what happened.  bob picked out a bunch of elite ingredients and then he went and sat down with some bros to have a drink and frank stole all of his elite ingredients.  then frank cooked some dishes that were pretty good and some that weren't so good.  when he got shitty reviews for the not so good dishes he just kept yelling at the judges telling them that he'd never had any formal cooking classes and he was self taught and he started by cooking marshmallows over a dumpster fire.  by the end, bob was passed out drunk in the corner and frank was so pissed that he left and went to boil hot dogs at the concession stand sponsored by Coby.  everyone in the LG tent was a little angry and mostly confused.

That's hilarious :lol: nice job Rams
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 10, 2013, 11:18:31 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: Bill Clarahan on April 10, 2013, 04:39:49 PM
pretty obvious what happened.  bob picked out a bunch of elite ingredients and then he went and sat down with some bros to have a drink and frank stole all of his elite ingredients.  then frank cooked some dishes that were pretty good and some that weren't so good.  when he got shitty reviews for the not so good dishes he just kept yelling at the judges telling them that he'd never had any formal cooking classes and he was self taught and he started by cooking marshmallows over a dumpster fire.  by the end, bob was passed out drunk in the corner and frank was so pissed that he left and went to boil hot dogs at the concession stand sponsored by Coby.  everyone in the LG tent was a little angry and mostly confused.

Possibly the funniest thing I've read on GE, visualized the story and LOL
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 10, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Wait crap this is a real thing?
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: EMAWzified on April 10, 2013, 06:34:44 PM
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Bob Huggins may not have enjoyed a tremendous amount of success on the hardwoods this year, but he certainly enjoyed all the shiny new LG appliances he was able to use in winning the LG Coaches Cook Off Saturday at the Bracket Town Final Four event in Atlanta, GA. The LG sponsored event showcased many of their latest and greatest products and featured two energetic and charismatic collegiate coaches in Bob Huggins and Frank Martin (South Carolina). Both traded spirited jibes at one another and bantered with the fans who gathered to watch the two prepare a Richard Blais (local Atlanta Chef and Top Chef All-Stars winner) pizza recipe from his new cookbook. Blais also supplied the sous chefs who assisted each coach in their quest to create the perfect pie.

In usual Bob Huggins fashion, coach had the crowd in stitches with his snarky humor and one liners. At one point, a Syracuse fan yelled out asking why WVU was not in the tournament this year to which Huggy replied "didn't you see us play this year?" As he was finishing up his pizza, he shared with the crowd that he had employed his secret weapon of "snail butter" to his concoction, a meat lovers' special.

Although Frank Martin's ricotta cheese pizza scored well with the three judges, it was Coach Huggins who came out on top with a 56-54 victory. No one knows how these scores were tabulated but Huggins won, as always, with a humble "aw-shucks" demeanor. He also appeared to be the fan favorite when Blais asked who they thought won and announced each coaches name. As the winner of the LG Coaches Cook Off, a $20,000 donation was made in Coach Huggins name to the Coaches Against Cancer charity. Overall, this was a great event for fans of college basketball and those committed to the cause against cancer. Congratulations to Coach Huggins and LG for a great event!
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 11, 2013, 10:01:13 AM
pretty obvious what happened.  bob picked out a bunch of elite ingredients and then he went and sat down with some bros to have a drink and frank stole all of his elite ingredients.  then frank cooked some dishes that were pretty good and some that weren't so good.  when he got shitty reviews for the not so good dishes he just kept yelling at the judges telling them that he'd never had any formal cooking classes and he was self taught and he started by cooking marshmallows over a dumpster fire.  by the end, bob was passed out drunk in the corner and frank was so pissed that he left and went to boil hot dogs at the concession stand sponsored by Coby.  everyone in the LG tent was a little angry and mostly confused.

probably the best post of all time
Title: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 11, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
csourk'y
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on April 11, 2013, 10:42:29 PM
Wasup my KNEE GROWS
Title: Re: Open Letter to goemawers from LE
Post by: jtksu on April 11, 2013, 10:48:36 PM
Take the pics and shove them up your ass.  No one wants to see.  This is a oscar Weber board.
They are digital, so should I shove the flashdrive up my ass?

I hear it's easier to get drunk that way.

I like this guy already!