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Title: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Institutional Control on March 29, 2013, 09:11:48 AM
TV: "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. "

Movies: "Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Bloodfart on March 29, 2013, 09:20:30 AM
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21623.msg555248#msg555248

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 29, 2013, 09:50:38 AM
You don't necessarily use your favorite movie lines daily... 

Movie: "To hell with them guys... buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."  I laugh and fistpump every time I hear it. 

TV:  "NORM!!"
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Institutional Control on April 04, 2013, 07:22:59 AM
This is probably my favorite line from any movie, ever!

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Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't eff her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, eff her in the mouth, eff her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your male genitals so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right?
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: mocat on April 04, 2013, 07:30:12 AM
Cmon man my twelve and a half year old daughter reads this board
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: steve dave on April 04, 2013, 07:31:12 AM
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Institutional Control on April 04, 2013, 07:44:37 AM
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.

Oh man. I tell my stepson to go fix himself a Cassadilla every time he complains about being hungry.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: pissclams on April 04, 2013, 08:17:43 AM
i usually try to sneak as many movie/tv quotes as i can into my daily conversations.  people seem to love it when i do it.  so i have that going for me, which is nice.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 04, 2013, 09:40:08 AM
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.

Oh man. I tell my stepson to go fix himself a Cassadilla every time he complains about being hungry.

Please tell me you just quoted Napolean Dynamite thinking it was a Kevin Smith movie?
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 04, 2013, 09:50:57 AM
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.
hey gramps, maybe if you were up on movies from this decade you wouldn't feel so left out and all alone
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Institutional Control on April 04, 2013, 09:54:01 AM
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.

Oh man. I tell my stepson to go fix himself a Cassadilla every time he complains about being hungry.

Please tell me you just quoted Napolean Dynamite thinking it was a Kevin Smith movie?

I did not think Napoleon Dynamite was a Kevin Smith movie. Just noting that steve dave would hate me because I quote movies that are not Kevin Smith movies.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 04, 2013, 10:01:00 AM
Ah, that makes more sense.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Pett on April 04, 2013, 12:40:54 PM
"I'm soooooo excited....I'm soooooo excited.....I'm sooooo.....scared!"

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Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: star seed 7 on April 04, 2013, 12:53:01 PM
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.

Tell'em steve dave.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 04, 2013, 01:04:17 PM
Dumb and Dumber: "Big Gulps huh? Welp, see you later."

I try to squeeze that line in as much as possible.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Institutional Control on April 04, 2013, 01:12:31 PM
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You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: slobber on April 04, 2013, 01:17:58 PM
"I'm soooooo excited....I'm soooooo excited.....I'm sooooo.....scared!"

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I wasn't certain that was Elizabeth, but Zack's hair confirmed it.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 04, 2013, 04:36:03 PM
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.

Tell'em steve dave.

:thumbs:
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 08, 2013, 03:08:02 PM
You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: The Big Train on November 08, 2013, 03:40:41 PM
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Well, I believe in the soul, the male genitals, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 08, 2013, 03:43:03 PM
This is probably my favorite line from any movie, ever!

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Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't eff her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, eff her in the mouth, eff her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your crock so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right?
That was a weird movie.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 08, 2013, 03:45:20 PM
Those guys did a pretty good job.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: kslim on November 08, 2013, 03:51:11 PM
I WANT SOME BUTTS, I WANT EM NOW! I'VE HAD IT

Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 08, 2013, 03:58:36 PM
I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer. I want you to know that I'm not damaged goods. I'm not what they call Florida white trash. I'm a good person and when it comes to relationships, I'm one-hundred percent, I'm one hundred percent... monogamous.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: AbeFroman on November 08, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
I like to quote Pineapple Express whenever someone is eating/offers me couscous
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: everyone shut up on November 08, 2013, 06:03:17 PM
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Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: star seed 7 on November 08, 2013, 06:07:46 PM
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Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or rough ridin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: puniraptor on November 08, 2013, 07:32:11 PM
roll that beautiful bean footage
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: ben ji on November 08, 2013, 08:07:44 PM
Anything from varsity blues

"Things change mox...your the starting quarterback now"

"I. Dont Want. Your. Life."
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: kslim on November 08, 2013, 08:24:17 PM
Anything from varsity blues

"Things change mox...your the starting quarterback now"

"I. Dont Want. Your. Life."

 :D
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: puniraptor on May 31, 2014, 11:36:25 PM
40 engine blocks per muscle strand
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: TownieCat on June 01, 2014, 12:04:41 AM
Haaaaaave you met Ted*?

* - Also works with almost every other name.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: star seed 7 on June 01, 2014, 02:54:32 AM
when he's not lying to you, al swearigen is the most honest man you'll ever meet
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: star seed 7 on June 01, 2014, 03:28:38 AM
So I said, supercollider, I just met her!
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: The Big Train on June 01, 2014, 01:00:45 PM
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: The Big Train on June 01, 2014, 01:01:42 PM
Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: nicname on June 01, 2014, 01:11:16 PM
Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!

Haha, I used to have a baseball coach whose favorite thing to say was "Ole, whiff."

"Ole, whiff, ole, whiff, that's all we do!"

We were actually pretty good.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: The Big Train on June 01, 2014, 03:59:22 PM
Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!

Haha, I used to have a baseball coach whose favorite thing to say was "Ole, whiff."

"Ole, whiff, ole, whiff, that's all we do!"

We were actually pretty good.

I had a coach who called line drives "p-rods". Baseballisms are just the best.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 01, 2014, 05:29:41 PM
Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!

 :dubious:
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: The Big Train on June 01, 2014, 05:32:37 PM
Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!

 :dubious:

Terrible infielder outed.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 01, 2014, 05:38:32 PM
Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "olé" bullshit!

 :dubious:

Terrible infielder outed.

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Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 01, 2014, 05:41:35 PM
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.

In glad my usage of "this is one wacky game show" is sd approved.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: chum1 on June 01, 2014, 05:45:15 PM
I WANT SOME BUTTS, I WANT EM NOW! I'VE HAD IT

This is great.
Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies and TV
Post by: The Big Train on June 06, 2014, 04:59:37 PM
PC load letter?  What the eff does that mean!?