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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
All of your fingers and toes? :ohno:
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
Canadian guy I know broke his collar bone in an unfortunate scooter wreck.
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
Canadian guy I know broke his collar bone in an unfortunate scooter wreck.
this wreck didn't happen at 39th and broadway did it?
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
at the same time?
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Broke my kneecap into 3 peices and dislocated my finger (three bones piled up on top of each other) and popped it back into place, shattering the ends of all 3.
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
at the same time?
yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
at the same time?
yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.
pics or GTFO
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Thread Note: If you suffered any compound fractures please keep them to yourself because I will throw up and then break your face in half.
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What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint. Like it was grotesquely gross. Can I post something about that in here?
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I think I broke my pinky toe when I kicked my futon on accident in college once. Was really black and blue and hurt for like 2 weeks, it was terrible. True story
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Never had one, maybe you guys should chug some milk or something
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What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint. Like it was grotesquely gross. Can I post something about that in here?
I'll allow it, but tread lightly.
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
at the same time?
yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.
How in the fuuu?
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Never had one, maybe you guys should chug some milk or something
Have you heard what Monsanto does to milk!?!? :shakesfist:
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Hey AJ, how did you afternoon go?
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What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint. Like it was grotesquely gross. Can I post something about that in here?
I'll allow it, but tread lightly.
While wrestling my senior yr in highschool I was about to tech fall this FP TC. I was on bottom and posted out and the kid did something that totally shredded my elbow. Like I had all my weight on it when it folded backwards. I actually hit my face on the mat before I knew what had happened. The trainer tried to pop it back in place but it wouldn't go back in and I had to forfeit the match. :curse:
My hand actually touched the back of my shoulder.
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Hey AJ, how did you afternoon go?
i would say a 4/10. thanks for asking :grin:
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What do you do to break fingers and toes and wrists?
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Three separate occasions because of baseball twice and snowboarding once.
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What do you do to break fingers and toes and wrists?
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That's a good question.
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I think I'd rather break a bone then have a high ankle sprain again though.
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What do you do to break fingers and toes and wrists?
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That's a good question.
Cage fight with Rick Moranis.
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hand, thumb and nose twice.
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What do you do to break fingers and toes and wrists?
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That's a good question.
Cage fight with Rick Moranis.
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:ohno:
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hand, thumb and nose twice.
Oh so we're counting broken cartilage. In that case I broke my nose in Aggieville one time.
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hand, thumb and nose twice.
Oh so we're counting broken cartilage. In that case I broke my nose in Aggieville one time.
It didn't slow me down.
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i've never broken any bones. i've had an abnormal about of stitches incidents though (no snitch).
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tailbone- football
top of foot- baseball game
proximal phalanx, metacarpal bones- Baylor game this past year
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I'm sitting at home with an aircast on half my leg due to a fractured patella. I'd feel sorry for you but I've had 3 surgeries, 2 screws inserted in tibia, 2 anchors placed in my patella, and more visits to the doc than I can recall the last year. Tough it out.
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my skull
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I'm sitting at home with an aircast on half my leg due to a fractured patella. I'd feel sorry for you but I've had 3 surgeries, 2 screws inserted in tibia, 2 anchors placed in my patella, and more visits to the doc than I can recall the last year. Tough it out.
Sounds like me in college :sdeek:
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What the hell do you people do for fun? Throw yourself down a flight of stairs?
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I broke Hellhammers ring finger one time. That thing was going like 3 diff directions. :sdeek:
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
at the same time?
yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.
automobile accident or jumped off something while pak'd?
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my dong
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my dong
Won't ask how.
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I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.
Thank you.
at the same time?
yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.
How are you able to post?
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Last week when I got a chest X-ray (full torso) at the chiro the lady who developed it informed me I had a broken tailbone, don't even know how it happened. :dunno: She said it could have been like that for years. I'm going to chalk it up to either a really drunk night or something when i was like 8.
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Wrist once in high school. I'll echo others, what are you guys doing to hurt yourselves so badly?
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Wrist once in high school. I'll echo others, what are you guys doing to hurt yourselves so badly?
Collegiate athlete :cool:
Very injury prone :frown:
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broke the same arm twice and knocked a tooth/myself out on the concrete skateboarding. i don't skate much anymore.
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Right leg (ate crap on my bike when I was five)
Both ankles (stepped in a ditch at soccer practice, stepped in a ditch again while chasing a fly ball during baseball practice for the other)
Right foot (came down awkward due to colliding with another kid in midair and broke the side of my foot when going for a rebound during a PE basketball game in middle school)
Right index finger (caught a hard-thrown football while playing catch with friends at a really weird angle)
All of them happened at different times, but none of them hurt nearly as much as the time a teammate smashed my fingernail with his facemask during practice in high school
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i broke my collarbone skiing when i was 6. we were stopped and i fell over and it broke. thinking back now, my parents must have been upset with me.
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You're looking at the man of steel :cool:
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i broke my arm screwing around when i was 8.
i broke my wrist after falling down the stairs on fake patty's two years ago
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I was born with all 10 fingers broken.
In and out of casts until I was like 5
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i broke my wrist after falling down the stairs on fake patty's two years ago
:peek:
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Broke my right wrist on the first day of spring break in 3rd grade.
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Never had one, maybe you guys should chug some milk or something
Yep. Like a steel frame. Two glasses of Roundup Ready milk a day.
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Broke my leg playing soccer and my thumb playing baseball. Casts on both. Itchy as hell. Just a weird feeling when you get it taken off.
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Never had one, maybe you guys should chug some milk or something
Yep. Like a steel frame. Two glasses of Roundup Ready milk a day.
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knee cap -bb
collar bone - bb
Two fingers - fb
nose - ladder slipped out from under me while two stories up
nose - ran into a sign while drunk
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What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint. Like it was grotesquely gross. Can I post something about that in here?
I'll allow it, but tread lightly.
While wrestling my senior yr in highschool I was about to tech fall this FP TC. I was on bottom and posted out and the kid did something that totally shredded my elbow. Like I had all my weight on it when it folded backwards. I actually hit my face on the mat before I knew what had happened. The trainer tried to pop it back in place but it wouldn't go back in and I had to forfeit the match. :curse:
My hand actually touched the back of my shoulder.
Same exact thing happened to my elbow exceept I was in the middle of an escape and we were both standing(Him behind). I leaned back against him to create some space and ended up doing a sit out and dislocating the hell out of my right elbow.
As soon as I hit the ground the guy knew something was wrong and just stopped wrestling. I stood up up in shock, looked at my right arm which was in the shape of a inversed C and I passed the eff out. Woke up in the ambulance as they were pumping me full of morphine. :driving:
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right hand/thumb/wrist playing flag football in 8th grade PE.
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What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint. Like it was grotesquely gross. Can I post something about that in here?
I'll allow it, but tread lightly.
While wrestling my senior yr in highschool I was about to tech fall this FP TC. I was on bottom and posted out and the kid did something that totally shredded my elbow. Like I had all my weight on it when it folded backwards. I actually hit my face on the mat before I knew what had happened. The trainer tried to pop it back in place but it wouldn't go back in and I had to forfeit the match. :curse:
My hand actually touched the back of my shoulder.
Same exact thing happened to my elbow exceept I was in the middle of an escape and we were both standing(Him behind). I leaned back against him to create some space and ended up doing a sit out and dislocating the hell out of my right elbow.
As soon as I hit the ground the guy knew something was wrong and just stopped wrestling. I stood up up in shock, looked at my right arm which was in the shape of a inversed C and I passed the eff out. Woke up in the ambulance as they were pumping me full of morphine. :driving:
Yeah I screamed like a bitch when it happened. It was mostly mental for me, that was the worst injury I had ever had. My brother and his friend drove me the ER where I had to sit for half an hour before I was seen. That sucked :frown:
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Right arm, snowboarding lesson
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Hand between two facemasks in high school. Sucked mostly from the cast itch and smell :barf: since it was during 2 a days and had 4 weeks of practice in Aug/Sept with it on. Looked like megaman with this pad thing wrapped on it that they let me play with. Was a guard so no need to catch or throw.
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AppleJack was tortured by someone who doesn't do small talk after he inquired about their afternoon.
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I'll never get out of bed again. :ohno:
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It's a dangerous world out there
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Right arm, snowboarding lesson
:D
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never broken a bone. have never sprained anything. the worst thing that's ever happened to me was like a papercut or stubbing my toe or something.
why are you people so flimsy?
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never broken a bone. have never sprained anything. the worst thing that's ever happened to me was like a papercut or stubbing my toe or something.
why are you people so flimsy?
Do you take any risks?
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i played sports in high school. the other day, i jumped off the tailgate of a truck. :dunno:
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i played sports in high school. the other day, i jumped off the tailgate of a truck. :dunno:
Which sports? Also did you play, or were you "on the team"?
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I used to roll my ankle like once a week in HS. I basically lived with at least one foot in an ice bucket for three yrs straight. Rebounding ain't no punk game.
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i played sports in high school. the other day, i jumped off the tailgate of a truck. :dunno:
Which sports? Also did you play, or were you "on the team"?
i played enough that i could have gotten hurt. :dunno:
i fell off a house about 10 years ago and just got a bruise. :dunno:
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i played sports in high school. the other day, i jumped off the tailgate of a truck. :dunno:
Which sports? Also did you play, or were you "on the team"?
i played enough that i could have gotten hurt. :dunno:
i fell off a house about 10 years ago and just got a bruise. :dunno:
Well, then step on over here with me and all the other supermen in this thread.
My biggest injury was a sprained knee in wrestling. I was not a big deal but I freaked out when it happened because I thought I was crippled for life, surgery etc.
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i'm afraid that if i were to get seriously injured for the first time as a 31 year old, i'd probably not handle it well.
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One time as I was leaving my house for a tournament my mom told me to "break a leg." Got home later that day with a broken ankle just as my dad was leaving for a business trip. He told me to sit tight, mom would be home soon. Couple hours later she gets home, I yell at her for telling me to break a leg. Regular Thanksgiving story.
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i'm afraid that if i were to get seriously injured for the first time as a 31 year old, i'd probably not handle it well.
You are a living, breathing M. Night Shyamalan movie.
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:horrorsurprise:
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I hyperextended my elbow playing rugby in high school. Coach threw me a pill bottle that had "pain" written on a duct tape label, told me to take one and go back in. Looking back, that was a great life choice.
But that's about the worst injury I've had since birth.
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I hyperextended my elbow playing rugby in high school. Coach threw me a pill bottle that had "pain" written on a duct tape label, told me to take one and go back in. Looking back, that was a great life choice.
But that's about the worst injury I've had since birth.
Prolly just generic aspirin. Rugby players/coaches don't have access to anything stronger than that. The rest was all psychological.
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I hyperextended my elbow playing rugby in high school. Coach threw me a pill bottle that had "pain" written on a duct tape label, told me to take one and go back in. Looking back, that was a great life choice.
But that's about the worst injury I've had since birth.
Prolly just generic aspirin. Rugby players/coaches don't have access to anything stronger than that. The rest was all psychological.
WE DRANK MICHAEL'S SPECIAL STUFF, I DON'T CARE IF IT TASTED LIKE WATER
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Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.
Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.
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Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.
Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.
It's a Space Jam reference
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AJ, I'm sorry to hear about your injuries. I will add you to my list of friends to think about.
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Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.
Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.
It's a Space Jam reference
I was just thinking/hoping that Mikey was your HS rugby coach. The water wouldn't actually be water, it would be a pill, and it wouldn't be aspirin.
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Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.
Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.
I get the reference! (The Michael Sk....one)
I've only had one ankle fracture (which I played through, then couldn't walk the next morning) and probably a handful (:lol:) of broken fingers
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Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.
Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.
It's a Space Jam reference
I was just thinking/hoping that Mikey was your HS rugby coach. The water wouldn't actually be water, it would be a pill, and it wouldn't be aspirin.
There's a good chance I would at least recognize him. Our coach knew everyone in the area that had anything to do with rugby.
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Got bucked off of a bull in college and then had my rib cage stepped on. Broken rib. That's all I know of.
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I'm really good at falling. Probably helps. A couple months ago, I wrecked my mountain bike (cuz I'm terribz at steering) and fell about six feet off a ledge. Yelled "I'm coming in hot!" and rolled into it.
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:lol:
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You're looking at the man of steel :cool:
Ok...this is embarrassing. I totally forgot that in the 8th grade I fell out of a tree and landed on a another tree below me and broke my ribs. Off to the shame yourself thread. :clac:
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Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.
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Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.
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In public service or dropping a keg on it?
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Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.
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In public service or dropping a keg on it?
At the FD... Got crushed under the jaws of life. Ouch.
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kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?
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:horrorsurprise:
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kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?
It's a long story... New guy was operating them. They slipped out from under the vehicle and caught my foot between them and the door.
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kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?
It's a long story... New guy was operating them. They slipped out from under the vehicle and caught my foot between them and the door.
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And, yes they're much different now than they were even five years ago. All battery powered and 3x more powerful.
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well, don't let the new guy use them then. lucky you still have a foot to drink about.
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Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer. Full disability and a suit against the city. Settlement city.
This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.
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well, don't let the new guy use them then. lucky you still have a foot to drink about.
Too true
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Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer. Full disability and a suit against the city. Settlement city.
This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.
cns just planned your life out for you
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@emawblast put up your pic.. just katpak your face if you have to
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Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer. Full disability and a suit against the city. Settlement city.
This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.
cns just planned your life out for you
Free beer would be a good advisory fee, imo.
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Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer. Full disability and a suit against the city. Settlement city.
This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.
Wow!
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Somebody let Wacky know that this is not a career choice.
Gonna win 'em all!
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If wacks had a bar, it certainly would be.
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Owning the bar part, yes. It's the part about having the jaws of life stopping short of amputating your foot and only leaving you with a broken bone that has me concerned.
Gonna win 'em all!