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Title: Broken Bones
Post by: AppleJack on March 25, 2013, 09:33:57 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: bones129 on March 25, 2013, 09:36:30 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

All of your fingers and toes?   :ohno:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Pete on March 25, 2013, 09:36:49 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

Canadian guy I know broke his collar bone in an unfortunate scooter wreck.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: star seed 7 on March 25, 2013, 09:38:11 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

Canadian guy I know broke his collar bone in an unfortunate scooter wreck.

this wreck didn't happen at 39th and broadway did it?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 25, 2013, 09:38:59 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

at the same time?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 25, 2013, 09:40:25 PM
Broke my kneecap into 3 peices and dislocated my finger (three bones piled up on top of each other) and popped it back into place, shattering the ends of all 3.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: AppleJack on March 25, 2013, 09:40:36 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

at the same time?

yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: wetwillie on March 25, 2013, 09:41:11 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

at the same time?

yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.

pics or GTFO
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: AppleJack on March 25, 2013, 09:41:46 PM
Thread Note: If you suffered any compound fractures please keep them to yourself because I will throw up and then break your face in half.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 25, 2013, 09:42:58 PM
What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint.  Like it was grotesquely gross.  Can I post something about that in here?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 25, 2013, 09:44:03 PM
I think I broke my pinky toe when I kicked my futon on accident in college once. Was really black and blue and hurt for like 2 weeks, it was terrible. True story
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Cire on March 25, 2013, 09:44:19 PM
Never had one,  maybe you guys should chug some milk or something
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: AppleJack on March 25, 2013, 09:44:40 PM
What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint.  Like it was grotesquely gross.  Can I post something about that in here?

I'll allow it, but tread lightly.
Title: Re: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: CNS on March 25, 2013, 09:45:46 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

at the same time?

yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.

How in the fuuu?

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 25, 2013, 09:46:43 PM
Never had one,  maybe you guys should chug some milk or something

Have you heard what Monsanto does to milk!?!?  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 25, 2013, 09:48:09 PM
Hey AJ, how did you afternoon go?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 25, 2013, 09:52:28 PM
What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint.  Like it was grotesquely gross.  Can I post something about that in here?

I'll allow it, but tread lightly.

While wrestling my senior yr in highschool I was about to tech fall this FP TC.  I was on bottom and posted out and the kid did something that totally shredded my elbow.  Like I had all my weight on it when it folded backwards.  I actually hit my face on the mat before I knew what had happened. The trainer tried to pop it back in place but it wouldn't go back in and I had to forfeit the match.    :curse:

My hand actually touched the back of my shoulder.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: AppleJack on March 25, 2013, 09:52:36 PM
Hey AJ, how did you afternoon go?

i would say a 4/10. thanks for asking  :grin:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: CNS on March 25, 2013, 09:55:39 PM
What do you do to break fingers and toes and wrists?

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 25, 2013, 09:56:09 PM
Three separate occasions because of baseball twice and snowboarding once.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 25, 2013, 09:56:52 PM
What do you do to break fingers and toes and wrists?

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That's a good question.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 25, 2013, 09:59:16 PM
I think I'd rather break a bone then have a high ankle sprain again though.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: AppleJack on March 25, 2013, 10:01:23 PM
What do you do to break fingers and toes and wrists?

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That's a good question.

Cage fight with Rick Moranis.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 25, 2013, 10:02:36 PM
hand, thumb and nose twice.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 25, 2013, 10:07:10 PM
What do you do to break fingers and toes and wrists?

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That's a good question.

Cage fight with Rick Moranis.

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 :ohno:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 25, 2013, 10:09:17 PM
hand, thumb and nose twice.

Oh so we're counting broken cartilage.  In that case I broke my nose in Aggieville one time.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 25, 2013, 10:10:22 PM
hand, thumb and nose twice.

Oh so we're counting broken cartilage.  In that case I broke my nose in Aggieville one time.

It didn't slow me down.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: star seed 7 on March 25, 2013, 10:10:34 PM
i've never broken any bones.  i've had an abnormal about of stitches incidents though (no snitch).
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: The Big Train on March 25, 2013, 10:19:56 PM
tailbone- football
top of foot- baseball game
proximal phalanx, metacarpal bones- Baylor game this past year
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: shivvyman on March 25, 2013, 10:21:13 PM
I'm sitting at home with an aircast on half my leg due to a fractured patella. I'd feel sorry for you but I've had 3 surgeries, 2 screws inserted in tibia, 2 anchors placed in my patella, and more visits to the doc than I can recall the last year. Tough it out.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 25, 2013, 10:21:43 PM
my skull
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: The Big Train on March 25, 2013, 10:24:18 PM
I'm sitting at home with an aircast on half my leg due to a fractured patella. I'd feel sorry for you but I've had 3 surgeries, 2 screws inserted in tibia, 2 anchors placed in my patella, and more visits to the doc than I can recall the last year. Tough it out.

Sounds like me in college  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 25, 2013, 10:26:12 PM
What the hell do you people do for fun? Throw yourself down a flight of stairs?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 25, 2013, 10:27:04 PM
I broke Hellhammers ring finger one time.  That thing was going like 3 diff directions.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 25, 2013, 10:31:33 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

at the same time?

yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.

automobile accident or jumped off something while pak'd?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: kim carnes on March 25, 2013, 10:32:56 PM
my dong
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: bones129 on March 25, 2013, 10:38:25 PM
my dong

Won't ask how.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Pete on March 25, 2013, 10:45:00 PM
I've broken my wrist, tibia, fingers and toes.

Thank you.

at the same time?


yep, just happened. 7 fingers, 6 toes, two wrists and 1 tibial plateau. baller.

How are you able to post?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: cfbandyman on March 25, 2013, 10:56:19 PM
Last week when I got a chest X-ray (full torso) at the chiro the lady who developed it informed me I had a broken tailbone, don't even know how it happened.  :dunno: She said it could have been like that for years. I'm going to chalk it up to either a really drunk night or something when i was like 8.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: SwiftCat on March 26, 2013, 12:09:28 AM
Wrist once in high school. I'll echo others, what are you guys doing to hurt yourselves so badly?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: The Big Train on March 26, 2013, 12:12:11 AM
Wrist once in high school. I'll echo others, what are you guys doing to hurt yourselves so badly?

Collegiate athlete  :cool:

Very injury prone  :frown:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Tobias on March 26, 2013, 12:20:12 AM
broke the same arm twice and knocked a tooth/myself out on the concrete skateboarding.  i don't skate much anymore.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Shacks on March 26, 2013, 12:56:52 AM
Right leg (ate crap on my bike when I was five)
Both ankles (stepped in a ditch at soccer practice, stepped in a ditch again while chasing a fly ball during baseball practice for the other)
Right foot (came down awkward due to colliding with another kid in midair and broke the side of my foot when going for a rebound during a PE basketball game in middle school)
Right index finger (caught a hard-thrown football while playing catch with friends at a really weird angle)

All of them happened at different times, but none of them hurt nearly as much as the time a teammate smashed my fingernail with his facemask during practice in high school
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 26, 2013, 12:59:46 AM
i broke my collarbone skiing when i was 6. we were stopped and i fell over and it broke. thinking back now, my parents must have been upset with me.

Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: hemmy on March 26, 2013, 01:02:40 AM
You're looking at the man of steel :cool:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: DQ12 on March 26, 2013, 01:03:30 AM
i broke my arm screwing around when i was 8.

i broke my wrist after falling down the stairs on fake patty's two years ago
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 26, 2013, 01:06:49 AM
I was born with all 10 fingers broken.

In and out of casts until I was like 5
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 26, 2013, 01:09:58 AM
i broke my wrist after falling down the stairs on fake patty's two years ago

 :peek:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 26, 2013, 01:32:05 AM
Broke my right wrist on the first day of spring break in 3rd grade.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: felix rex on March 26, 2013, 01:33:57 AM
Never had one,  maybe you guys should chug some milk or something

Yep. Like a steel frame. Two glasses of Roundup Ready milk a day.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Diamond Dave on March 26, 2013, 01:37:34 AM
Broke my leg playing soccer and my thumb playing baseball. Casts on both. Itchy as hell. Just a weird feeling when you get it taken off.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 26, 2013, 08:07:31 AM
Never had one,  maybe you guys should chug some milk or something

Yep. Like a steel frame. Two glasses of Roundup Ready milk a day.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: CNS on March 26, 2013, 08:11:52 AM
knee cap -bb
collar bone - bb
Two fingers - fb
nose - ladder slipped out from under me while two stories up
nose - ran into a sign while drunk
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: ben ji on March 26, 2013, 08:22:30 AM
What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint.  Like it was grotesquely gross.  Can I post something about that in here?

I'll allow it, but tread lightly.

While wrestling my senior yr in highschool I was about to tech fall this FP TC.  I was on bottom and posted out and the kid did something that totally shredded my elbow.  Like I had all my weight on it when it folded backwards.  I actually hit my face on the mat before I knew what had happened. The trainer tried to pop it back in place but it wouldn't go back in and I had to forfeit the match.    :curse:

My hand actually touched the back of my shoulder.

Same exact thing happened to my elbow exceept I was in the middle of an escape and we were both standing(Him behind). I leaned back against him to create some space and ended up doing a sit out and dislocating the hell out of my right elbow.

As soon as I hit the ground the guy knew something was wrong and just stopped wrestling. I stood up up in shock, looked at my right arm which was in the shape of a inversed C and I passed the eff out. Woke up in the ambulance as they were pumping me full of morphine.  :driving:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on March 26, 2013, 08:40:31 AM
right hand/thumb/wrist playing flag football in 8th grade PE.

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 26, 2013, 08:44:01 AM
What if you have never broken a bone but dislocated a joint.  Like it was grotesquely gross.  Can I post something about that in here?

I'll allow it, but tread lightly.

While wrestling my senior yr in highschool I was about to tech fall this FP TC.  I was on bottom and posted out and the kid did something that totally shredded my elbow.  Like I had all my weight on it when it folded backwards.  I actually hit my face on the mat before I knew what had happened. The trainer tried to pop it back in place but it wouldn't go back in and I had to forfeit the match.    :curse:

My hand actually touched the back of my shoulder.

Same exact thing happened to my elbow exceept I was in the middle of an escape and we were both standing(Him behind). I leaned back against him to create some space and ended up doing a sit out and dislocating the hell out of my right elbow.

As soon as I hit the ground the guy knew something was wrong and just stopped wrestling. I stood up up in shock, looked at my right arm which was in the shape of a inversed C and I passed the eff out. Woke up in the ambulance as they were pumping me full of morphine.  :driving:

Yeah I screamed like a bitch when it happened.  It was mostly mental for me, that was the worst injury I had ever had.  My brother and his friend drove me the ER where I had to sit for half an hour before I was seen.  That sucked  :frown:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Teddy_Westside on March 26, 2013, 08:48:30 AM
Right arm, snowboarding lesson
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Boom Roasted on March 26, 2013, 08:51:44 AM
Hand between two facemasks in high school.  Sucked mostly from the cast itch and smell  :barf: since it was during 2 a days and had 4 weeks of practice in Aug/Sept with it on.  Looked like megaman with this pad thing wrapped on it that they let me play with.  Was a guard so no need to catch or throw.

Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 26, 2013, 09:48:01 AM
AppleJack was tortured by someone who doesn't do small talk after he inquired about their afternoon.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: slackcat on March 26, 2013, 10:02:21 AM
I'll never get out of bed again. :ohno:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 26, 2013, 10:06:44 AM
It's a dangerous world out there

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Title: Broken Bones
Post by: Tobias on March 26, 2013, 10:17:18 AM
Right arm, snowboarding lesson

:D
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: OK_Cat on March 26, 2013, 10:37:19 AM
never broken a bone.  have never sprained anything.  the worst thing that's ever happened to me was like a papercut or stubbing my toe or something.

why are you people so flimsy?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 26, 2013, 10:39:28 AM
never broken a bone.  have never sprained anything.  the worst thing that's ever happened to me was like a papercut or stubbing my toe or something.

why are you people so flimsy?

Do you take any risks?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: OK_Cat on March 26, 2013, 10:46:24 AM
i played sports in high school.  the other day, i jumped off the tailgate of a truck.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Fedor on March 26, 2013, 10:50:45 AM
i played sports in high school.  the other day, i jumped off the tailgate of a truck.   :dunno:
Which sports? Also did you play, or were you "on the team"?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: CNS on March 26, 2013, 10:57:50 AM
I used to roll my ankle like once a week in HS.  I basically lived with at least one foot in an ice bucket for three yrs straight.  Rebounding ain't no punk game.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: OK_Cat on March 26, 2013, 11:00:37 AM
i played sports in high school.  the other day, i jumped off the tailgate of a truck.   :dunno:
Which sports? Also did you play, or were you "on the team"?

i played enough that i could have gotten hurt.   :dunno:

i fell off a house about 10 years ago and just got a bruise.    :dunno:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Fedor on March 26, 2013, 11:07:56 AM
i played sports in high school.  the other day, i jumped off the tailgate of a truck.   :dunno:
Which sports? Also did you play, or were you "on the team"?

i played enough that i could have gotten hurt.   :dunno:

i fell off a house about 10 years ago and just got a bruise.    :dunno:
Well, then step on over here with me and all the other supermen in this thread. 
My biggest injury was a sprained knee in wrestling.  I was not a big deal but I freaked out when it happened because I thought I was crippled for life, surgery etc.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: OK_Cat on March 26, 2013, 11:26:00 AM
i'm afraid that if i were to get seriously injured for the first time as a 31 year old, i'd probably not handle it well.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 26, 2013, 11:28:03 AM
One time as I was leaving my house for a tournament my mom told me to "break a leg."  Got home later that day with a broken ankle just as my dad was leaving for a business trip.  He told me to sit tight, mom would be home soon.  Couple hours later she gets home, I yell at her for telling me to break a leg.  Regular Thanksgiving story. 
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Institutional Control on March 26, 2013, 11:28:39 AM
i'm afraid that if i were to get seriously injured for the first time as a 31 year old, i'd probably not handle it well.

You are a living, breathing M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: OK_Cat on March 26, 2013, 11:30:40 AM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 26, 2013, 11:54:52 AM
I hyperextended my elbow playing rugby in high school. Coach threw me a pill bottle that had "pain" written on a duct tape label, told me to take one and go back in. Looking back, that was a great life choice.

But that's about the worst injury I've had since birth.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: slobber on March 26, 2013, 12:00:48 PM
I hyperextended my elbow playing rugby in high school. Coach threw me a pill bottle that had "pain" written on a duct tape label, told me to take one and go back in. Looking back, that was a great life choice.

But that's about the worst injury I've had since birth.
Prolly just generic aspirin. Rugby players/coaches don't have access to anything stronger than that. The rest was all psychological.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 26, 2013, 12:20:30 PM
I hyperextended my elbow playing rugby in high school. Coach threw me a pill bottle that had "pain" written on a duct tape label, told me to take one and go back in. Looking back, that was a great life choice.

But that's about the worst injury I've had since birth.
Prolly just generic aspirin. Rugby players/coaches don't have access to anything stronger than that. The rest was all psychological.

WE DRANK MICHAEL'S SPECIAL STUFF, I DON'T CARE IF IT TASTED LIKE WATER
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: slobber on March 26, 2013, 12:32:35 PM
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 26, 2013, 12:36:15 PM
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

It's a Space Jam reference
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2013, 12:37:14 PM
AJ, I'm sorry to hear about your injuries. I will add you to my list of friends to think about.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: slobber on March 26, 2013, 12:45:49 PM
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

It's a Space Jam reference
I was just thinking/hoping that Mikey was your HS rugby coach. The water wouldn't actually be water, it would be a pill, and it wouldn't be aspirin.
Title: Re: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: 8manpick on March 26, 2013, 12:46:32 PM
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

I get the reference! (The Michael Sk....one)

I've only had one ankle fracture (which I played through, then couldn't walk the next morning) and probably a handful (:lol:) of broken fingers
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 26, 2013, 01:18:35 PM
Michael Sk..........?
I think he was coaching for a while back in KC, but I could be wrong.

Edit: If it were the above, then it probably wasn't water.

It's a Space Jam reference
I was just thinking/hoping that Mikey was your HS rugby coach. The water wouldn't actually be water, it would be a pill, and it wouldn't be aspirin.

There's a good chance I would at least recognize him. Our coach knew everyone in the area that had anything to do with rugby.
Title: Broken Bones
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 26, 2013, 01:44:21 PM
Got bucked off of a bull in college and then had my rib cage stepped on. Broken rib. That's all I know of.
Title: Broken Bones
Post by: felix rex on March 26, 2013, 02:26:34 PM
I'm really good at falling. Probably helps. A couple months ago, I wrecked my mountain bike (cuz I'm terribz at steering) and fell about six feet off a ledge. Yelled "I'm coming in hot!" and rolled into it.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Bloodfart on March 26, 2013, 03:14:13 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: hemmy on March 26, 2013, 03:27:34 PM
You're looking at the man of steel :cool:

Ok...this is embarrassing. I totally forgot that in the 8th grade I fell out of a tree and landed on a another tree below me and broke my ribs. Off to the shame yourself thread. :clac:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: KCFDcat on August 07, 2015, 01:52:52 PM
Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: puniraptor on August 07, 2015, 02:46:54 PM
Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.

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In public service or dropping a keg on it?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: KCFDcat on August 07, 2015, 02:47:48 PM
Broke my foot at work today guys... It hurts. Going on a weekend bender to drown the pain.

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In public service or dropping a keg on it?
At the FD... Got crushed under the jaws of life. Ouch.

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: steve dave on August 07, 2015, 02:51:47 PM
kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: AppleJack on August 07, 2015, 02:52:57 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: KCFDcat on August 07, 2015, 02:53:38 PM
kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?
It's a long story... New guy was operating them. They slipped out from under the vehicle and caught my foot between them and the door.

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: KCFDcat on August 07, 2015, 02:56:53 PM
kcfdcat the jaws of life may have come a long way since we saw them in action during a 5th grade field trip but at least then they weren't like a crocodile mouth chomping down. are you sure you weren't already drunk?
It's a long story... New guy was operating them. They slipped out from under the vehicle and caught my foot between them and the door.

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And,  yes they're much different now than they were even five years ago. All battery powered and 3x more powerful.

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: steve dave on August 07, 2015, 02:58:35 PM
well, don't let the new guy use them then. lucky you still have a foot to drink about.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: CNS on August 07, 2015, 03:00:17 PM
Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer.  Full disability and a suit against the city.  Settlement city. 

This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: KCFDcat on August 07, 2015, 03:00:26 PM
well, don't let the new guy use them then. lucky you still have a foot to drink about.
Too true

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: steve dave on August 07, 2015, 03:01:17 PM
Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer.  Full disability and a suit against the city.  Settlement city. 

This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.

cns just planned your life out for you
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 07, 2015, 03:07:39 PM
@emawblast put up your pic.. just katpak your face if you have to
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: CNS on August 07, 2015, 03:17:07 PM
Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer.  Full disability and a suit against the city.  Settlement city. 

This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.

cns just planned your life out for you

Free beer would be a good advisory fee, imo.
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: Spracne on August 07, 2015, 03:37:41 PM
Sounds like the perfect transition to full time brewer.  Full disability and a suit against the city.  Settlement city. 

This winter's dark sour should be called Jaws of Life.
Wow!
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: slobber on August 08, 2015, 01:43:33 PM
Somebody let Wacky know that this is not a career choice.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: CNS on August 08, 2015, 03:34:18 PM
If wacks had a bar, it certainly would be.

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Title: Re: Broken Bones
Post by: slobber on August 08, 2015, 03:38:01 PM
Owning the bar part, yes. It's the part about having the jaws of life stopping short of amputating your foot and only leaving you with a broken bone that has me concerned.


Gonna win 'em all!