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Title: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: lopakman on March 23, 2013, 10:58:12 AM
Any advice.  I'm cancelling my account of five years on Monday but would like to go out with a bang!  Will be kind of hard because I'm blocked on twitter by all gpc staff and ignored by most of the tuck posters there.  I thought about linking multiple goEMAW threads but I don't know how to do that.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: 0.42 on March 23, 2013, 11:04:40 AM
It's all about the thread title. Ask Pete for details.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: CNS on March 23, 2013, 11:13:44 AM
1. Hate on recruting covg
2. Say something about how they don't scoop anything that the ad doesn't ok first.

Both worked like immediately for me.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 23, 2013, 11:52:34 AM
Copy and paste posts from our Aggieville creepster thread
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Pete on March 23, 2013, 12:33:53 PM
So many ways you could go with this.  The best way is to get banned for something that you really shouldn't get banned for.  CNS's ideas are spot on.

Maybe ask them why they are threatened by sites comprised of "people they have banned."


Or you could go with the Cardinal Sin, and just mention www.goEMAW.com.
Title: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: felix rex on March 23, 2013, 01:01:35 PM
Just start being super pervy. Then graduate to waaaay too super pervy but keep saying nice things about Fitz and the board. See how far you can take it.
Title: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: felix rex on March 23, 2013, 01:03:01 PM
Start a thread called "If GPC were college boobs". Post some borderline pics and see where it goes.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Brock Landers on March 23, 2013, 01:17:36 PM
Just start being super pervy. Then graduate to waaaay too super pervy but keep saying nice things about Fitz and the board. See how far you can take it.

Wouldn't this behavior actually get you promoted within the ranks of GPC? I mean, when Fitz receives a compliment from someone he recognizes as a fellow perv....I just don't see how that would result in a ban.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: 0.42 on March 23, 2013, 01:19:19 PM
Just start being super pervy. Then graduate to waaaay too super pervy but keep saying nice things about Fitz and the board. See how far you can take it.

Wouldn't this behavior actually get you promoted within the ranks of GPC? I mean, when Fitz receives a compliment from someone he recognizes as a fellow perv....I just don't see how that would result in a ban.

Actually becoming a gE sleeper cell could have its advantages.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Pete on March 23, 2013, 01:24:05 PM
Put a half naked person in your sig.  But, don't use a chick, use a dude.  Don't post anything else inflammatory, and just get banned by homophobes who allow lewd pictures of women, but not of men.

 
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 23, 2013, 01:25:19 PM
Thread Title: Kelly in Vegas
Text: Did picking games in her underwear on YouTube ever take off?  I know she was hoping that it would take off so her mother wouldn't have to be ashamed that her daughter is a 30 year old cocktail waitress.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 23, 2013, 01:26:59 PM
Put a half naked person in your sig.  But, don't use a chick, use a dude.  Don't post anything else inflammatory, and just get banned by homophobes who allow lewd pictures of women, but not of men.

i reluctantly looked up a RyGos pic for ya
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgossipdavid.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F02%2F205900-ryan-gosling.jpg&hash=741ae7bb3b59ffaa79bae578df3024477b3a453e)
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 23, 2013, 01:27:59 PM
Also, they'll offer you 4 months free. When that is up just call them and say you want to cancel and they'll offer you 4 months for free. Rinse, repeat. I did this and got 16 months free.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 23, 2013, 01:37:29 PM
Put a half naked person in your sig.  But, don't use a chick, use a dude.  Don't post anything else inflammatory, and just get banned by homophobes who allow lewd pictures of women, but not of men.

i reluctantly looked up a RyGos pic for ya
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgossipdavid.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F02%2F205900-ryan-gosling.jpg&hash=741ae7bb3b59ffaa79bae578df3024477b3a453e)

You're using "reluctantly" sarcastically, right?
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 23, 2013, 01:39:31 PM
obvi
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Pete on March 23, 2013, 01:46:41 PM
Do they have one of him in a speedo, or something else tighter in the groin area?
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: OlatheWildcat on March 23, 2013, 02:11:47 PM
Put a half naked person in your sig.  But, don't use a chick, use a dude.  Don't post anything else inflammatory, and just get banned by homophobes who allow lewd pictures of women, but not of men.

i reluctantly looked up a RyGos pic for ya
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgossipdavid.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F02%2F205900-ryan-gosling.jpg&hash=741ae7bb3b59ffaa79bae578df3024477b3a453e)

 :fatty:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 23, 2013, 02:13:10 PM
Do they have one of him in a speedo, or something else tighter in the groin area?

hmm...i think young Marky Mark is the man for the job
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAs_G5yy9RMH4slIdcYtwwT1xh8Gjw3KqxSD6A1Ujk9SITR3mgRQ)
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: SwiftCat on March 23, 2013, 02:17:45 PM
Oh wow. Swoon.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Bloodfart on March 23, 2013, 02:41:04 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com%2F7%2F5%2Fcollegehumor.489a68b7609cf64b2430d075b9b0ddae.jpg&hash=af17c099b32ebbee6f58166b6bcab9696aca19f0)

How bout this stud?   :fatty:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: kim carnes on March 23, 2013, 02:44:21 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com%2F7%2F5%2Fcollegehumor.489a68b7609cf64b2430d075b9b0ddae.jpg&hash=af17c099b32ebbee6f58166b6bcab9696aca19f0)

How bout this stud?   :fatty:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 23, 2013, 02:44:52 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Pete on March 23, 2013, 02:46:35 PM
Throw this in your sig

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.callmeadam.com%2Fstorage%2Fup-next-images%2FMr%2520Gay%2520World%2520USA%2520Men.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1324145093315&hash=8cff13f9534cb729e8e75d35337d1593ea3cbf06)
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: kim carnes on March 23, 2013, 02:47:39 PM
Start a thread called "If GPC were college boobs". Post some borderline pics and see where it goes.

something like this is the best idea
Title: Re: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: CNS on March 23, 2013, 03:31:20 PM
Start a thread called "If GPC were college boobs". Post some borderline pics and see where it goes.

something like this is the best idea

Would become a king, not get banned.

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: lopakman on March 23, 2013, 05:29:27 PM
After much deliberation I think the best course of action would to create a twitter account @GPCboobs and then Start a thread on GPC and share the below photo of Fitz.  Need some ideas for Dscott (pissed me off once) and Wallace.  Oh yeah, I want to post a @GPCboobs of Kelly Stewart at age 50.  Preferably a photo with missing teeth and tits down to her knees.  I think this should do it.  Like I said, I want to go out with a bang.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fomarisuf.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F05%2Fmanly.jpg&hash=8da4362164d48bdeadcc7ec5ad2ae1585a302711)
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 23, 2013, 05:56:53 PM
D Scott:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcouponfish.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F07%2FArbys_Beef_Con_Cheddar_Max.png&hash=9aab4439cd426417b124df8d7004bd50e3bb652e)

Wally:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_c0qfhGSgSlM%2FSQOVmH-_bgI%2FAAAAAAAACAQ%2FkBJ3BpBU3Jw%2FS760%2Fsehawkpete.jpg&hash=56df2c1fe4fbc24acfcf3e0b13738eb266203149)
Title: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: felix rex on March 23, 2013, 06:50:18 PM
I recuse myself for multiple reasons.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Pett on March 23, 2013, 07:40:03 PM
Something about Fitz' eye ;)
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Scary Smart on March 23, 2013, 07:57:52 PM
You could post the link to _33's "Old Snyder" video.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Panjandrum on March 23, 2013, 11:05:10 PM
It's all about the thread title. Ask Pete for details.

The day Pete got banned was a Top 5 day for me on that site.

Pete brought thunder that day.  That's how you make an exit.
Title: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Pete on March 23, 2013, 11:27:33 PM
It was a passionate time.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Cire on March 24, 2013, 12:18:11 AM
It was a passionate time.

Recap
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 24, 2013, 12:43:52 AM
It was a passionate time.

Recap

Yes, please.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Tobias on March 24, 2013, 12:44:32 AM
It was a passionate time.

Recap

Yes, please.

would listen
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on March 25, 2013, 11:09:15 AM
It was a passionate time.

Recap

Yes, please.

would listen

Callers are standing by...

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 25, 2013, 11:12:32 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview1%2F1345513%2Fwell-we-re-waiting-o.gif&hash=7d0006ab2dc72a30849be5edfef65334ecba5ed9)
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: kslim on March 25, 2013, 11:20:38 AM
whats your handle there? we could do this together
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: AbeFroman on March 25, 2013, 01:26:04 PM
Just mention Fitz' marital indiscretions with Gracey. Worked on twitter for me.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 25, 2013, 01:30:27 PM
Start a thread about little golden books. lead with this book

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fimagebuzz%2Fterminal01%2F2011%2F1%2F26%2F19%2Fwho-will-toss-my-salad-7633-1296087090-4.jpg&hash=ff268feafad4cdc55a12a285801c6be187c2123f)
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: kslim on March 25, 2013, 01:31:37 PM
good lord
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Bloodfart on March 25, 2013, 02:37:14 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 25, 2013, 04:41:07 PM
It was a passionate time.

Recap

Yes, please.

would listen

Callers are standing by...

 :popcorn:

We are a go for launch.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: lopakman on March 26, 2013, 01:39:03 PM
Just got banned and cancelled my account.  I feel free!

 :dance:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 26, 2013, 01:43:33 PM
So what happened?
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on March 26, 2013, 01:58:23 PM
 :dunno:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2013, 02:04:58 PM
fatty, sys and I used to share a GPC account until I got us blacklisted on accident  :frown:
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 26, 2013, 02:09:43 PM
So no one wants to toss my salad? bah humbug. i shoulda known better.. after all you're a buncha pussies
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: OK_Cat on March 26, 2013, 02:15:13 PM
i use someone else's account, but i don't remember who it belongs to.  someone from here, though.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 26, 2013, 02:18:57 PM
Tell the damn story, Pete.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 26, 2013, 02:20:48 PM

TELL THE STORY, PETE!
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 26, 2013, 02:23:57 PM
i use someone else's account, but i don't remember who it belongs to.  someone from here, though.

I do, too. I can't post, and sometimes I really want to.
Title: Re: Trying to get banned on gpc.com
Post by: Institutional Control on March 26, 2013, 02:28:13 PM
I'd like to hear Pete's story. But only if it's about his pet chicken.