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Title: Things You Call Things That Aren't Really What The Things Are Called
Post by: steve dave on March 18, 2013, 12:53:46 PM

Fish McNuggets: Fuggets

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Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 18, 2013, 01:30:54 PM

When Dustin spills his drink it's a rotten vegetable

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Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 18, 2013, 01:31:15 PM

When you see a car smoking it's a fresh fruit

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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM

i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 18, 2013, 01:35:15 PM

Like this thread should be somewhat unique to us and our experiences or just like a list of common things?

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Post by: OK_Cat on March 18, 2013, 01:38:41 PM

when mcdonalds had the "big and tasty" i would call it the "big and nasty"

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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 18, 2013, 01:41:25 PM

I call those air freshners they have in bathrooms that spray every 5 minutes or whatever "queefers"

I should really stop calling them that

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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 18, 2013, 01:42:33 PM

I know a lot of people who call Wal-Mart "Wally World".

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Post by: steve dave on March 18, 2013, 01:43:27 PM

My wife calls BWW "buffs" which I find adorable

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Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 18, 2013, 01:53:08 PM

I call all conversion vans rape vans.  I have Workaholics to thank for that.

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Post by: jc_jax on March 18, 2013, 01:57:35 PM

We eat at Taco Smell some times.  Other times, I've been to Burger Sling or Sling of Burgers.

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Post by: _33 on March 18, 2013, 02:10:36 PM

I call pencils: scribble sticks.

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Post by: pissclams on March 18, 2013, 02:33:14 PM

i call booze:  go juice

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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 18, 2013, 02:40:46 PM

I've referred to booze as "sweet nectar" a time or two. I might give "go juice" a try this weekend.

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Post by: 8manpick on March 18, 2013, 02:47:21 PM

Adderall: beast mode

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Post by: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 03:11:15 PM

I call tennis shoes "scoots."

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Post by: CNS on March 18, 2013, 03:13:08 PM

Quote from: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 03:11:15 PM

I call tennis shoes "scoots."

I had no idea you were my friend's grandma.   :surprised:

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Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 03:16:39 PM

Quote from: rick daris on March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM

i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Nope

Title: Re: Things You Call Things That Aren't Really What The Things Are Called
Post by: CNS on March 18, 2013, 03:22:44 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 03:16:39 PM

Quote from: rick daris on March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM

i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Nope

Boobtube?

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Post by: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 03:23:59 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 18, 2013, 03:13:08 PM

Quote from: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 03:11:15 PM

I call tennis shoes "scoots."

I had no idea you were my friend's grandma.   :surprised:

Your friend's grandma sounds really hip.

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Post by: Bloodfart on March 18, 2013, 03:26:16 PM

any type of athletic shoe = kicks.

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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 18, 2013, 03:28:10 PM

Sometimes I call signatures "John Hancocks"

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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 18, 2013, 03:28:25 PM

Sometimes I call apartments "flats"

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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 18, 2013, 03:28:49 PM

Sometimes I call hands "mitts"

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Post by: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 03:36:53 PM

Teeth = grill.

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Post by: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:19:43 PM

I call butts "backdoors."

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Post by: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:20:38 PM

I sometimes call one of my dogs a "fur pig." 

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Post by: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:21:30 PM

I often refer to all beverages of any kind as "juice." 

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Post by: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:23:02 PM

I sometimes call having a bowel movement "daddy business."  As in "I've gotta take care of some daddy business." 

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Post by: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:24:21 PM

I have a very large spoon that I always use for any food that requires a spoon at my home that I call my "boss hog."

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Post by: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:25:10 PM

I call penguins "oreo bellies."

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Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 04:28:49 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 18, 2013, 03:22:44 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 03:16:39 PM

Quote from: rick daris on March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM

i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Nope

Boobtube?

Nope

Just "TV" I call the TV, "TV"

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Post by: chum1 on March 18, 2013, 04:30:10 PM

Sex:  "doing it"

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Post by: CNS on March 18, 2013, 04:30:17 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 04:28:49 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 18, 2013, 03:22:44 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 18, 2013, 03:16:39 PM

Quote from: rick daris on March 18, 2013, 01:31:47 PM

i bet dax calls tvs idiot boxes.

Nope

Boobtube?

Nope

Just "TV" I call the TV, "TV"

That can't be right...

Squawkbox?

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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 18, 2013, 04:30:35 PM

my arms = guns or "pythons"

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Post by: Willesgirl on March 18, 2013, 04:36:59 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:23:02 PM

I sometimes call having a bowel movement "daddy business."  As in "I've gotta take care of some daddy business."

This really gave me a bad visual and I'll probably have nightmares and cry in my sleep tonight.

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Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 18, 2013, 05:10:55 PM

All big Soda Pops: Big Gulps.

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Post by: Bloodfart on March 18, 2013, 05:31:09 PM

pecs = forged steel

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Post by: Bloodfart on March 18, 2013, 05:31:20 PM

love handles =  rhino hide

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Post by: The Big Train on March 18, 2013, 06:18:46 PM

Burger King = BK Lounge

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Post by: chum1 on March 18, 2013, 06:20:58 PM

Bruise:  "hematoma"

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Post by: The Big Train on March 18, 2013, 06:22:58 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on March 18, 2013, 04:19:43 PM

I call butts "backdoors."

 :peek:

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Post by: p1k3 on March 18, 2013, 06:32:37 PM

the TV remote is the "buddy"

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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on March 18, 2013, 06:36:52 PM

Fanning -->Williesgrl

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Post by: Pete on March 18, 2013, 08:48:52 PM

Calling underwear skivvies

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Post by: Paul Moscow on March 18, 2013, 08:50:40 PM

I call my investment portfolio, "yacht sperm"

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Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 18, 2013, 10:02:37 PM

My butt I call a splitscreen and my wiener I call a front tail.

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Post by: Headinjun on March 18, 2013, 10:05:02 PM

Dollars=bones

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Post by: LickNeckey on March 18, 2013, 10:14:36 PM

bitches = hoes

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Post by: Stevesie60 on March 18, 2013, 10:17:08 PM

I call good times, "blasty blasts".

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Post by: Gooch on March 18, 2013, 10:18:19 PM

drunk = "over served"

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Post by: bones129 on March 18, 2013, 11:56:12 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on March 18, 2013, 10:02:37 PM

My butt I call a splitscreen and my wiener I call a front tail.

This makes sense. I'm urging friends to use these phrases from this point forward.

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Post by: jtksu on March 19, 2013, 01:32:02 AM

I call all sorts of things "sorry ass sons of bitches."

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Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 19, 2013, 07:08:09 AM

Quote from: jtksu on March 19, 2013, 01:32:02 AM

I call all sorts of things "sorry ass sons of bitches."

:)

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Post by: Tobias on March 19, 2013, 07:09:24 AM

I call a fork a dinglehopper sometimes

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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 19, 2013, 08:39:51 AM

taking out the trash = blue job
doing the laundry = pink job

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Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 19, 2013, 09:59:00 AM

I call IKEA the Swedish Utilitarian Mart.

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Post by: hurtsogood on March 20, 2013, 10:07:38 AM

Mouth = Talk hole

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Post by: raquetcat on March 20, 2013, 12:32:43 PM

Beer = aiming juice, but only while golfing or bowling

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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 20, 2013, 12:37:11 PM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on March 19, 2013, 09:59:00 AM

I call IKEA the Swedish Utilitarian Mart.

Its post like this that make me really proud to be Blumperz's friend.

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Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 21, 2013, 05:06:30 PM

Refilling your beer is called replotzing your quenchhorn.  But I stole that from Coneheads.

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Post by: Phil Titola on March 21, 2013, 11:17:01 PM

I confuse "crumb snatchers" that I've heard babies called with "carpet munchers".....and have pissed off quite a few parents with that.

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Post by: jtksu on March 22, 2013, 12:12:09 AM

Quote from: Phil Titola on March 21, 2013, 11:17:01 PM

I confuse "crumb snatchers" that I've heard babies called with "carpet munchers".....and have pissed off quite a few parents with that.

 :sdeek: