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Title: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 'taterblast on March 15, 2013, 09:12:37 AM
anyone?  :driving:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2013, 09:23:41 AM
not going, too old
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: DOOM_Catz on March 15, 2013, 09:25:54 AM
anyone?  :driving:

Nothing like a Spring Break 2013: Grown Ass Man Edition
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 'taterblast on March 15, 2013, 09:31:28 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 15, 2013, 09:38:23 AM
anyone?  :driving:
:eek:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 8manpick on March 15, 2013, 09:44:45 AM
Maybe next year!
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 15, 2013, 09:47:21 AM
I have a great story about fanning's SB experience there, but it belongs in the shame thread and I probably won't come back after telling the story. :frown:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 'taterblast on March 15, 2013, 10:00:57 AM
spill it, wackycat
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 15, 2013, 10:17:53 AM
spill it, wackycat
Ok. Just so you guys know, back in WC's college days, he had a knack for getting super pak'd and peeing in odd places. Beds, plants, TV's, closets, etc. This was the last night of our SB, so we went hard and ended up at their famous club: http://clublavela.com/. It was here where I found a nice young filly and took her up to the champaigne room. After drinking all day, hitting up some vodka at the club, and toasting to the bottle of champaigne, I started to brown out here. The filly said: "Let's get out of here and go back to your hotel!" I said "ok." So we leave in a cab and I try to text my friends that I'm headed back to the hotel w/ a filly, like a stud, but I kept dropping my phone. That's how pak'd I was. So the filly grabbed my phone and said: "I'll hold this for you until we get to the room." The cab finally get's to the hotel down the strip and this is where I got super weird. Knowing about my past, I tried to warn the filly that I might end up pissing somewhere (I was trying to be a gentlemen). However, all that came out of my mouth was: "I'm gonna pee on you!" Yup, I said that.  :facepalm: That filly ran the fastest 40 I've ever seen. She ran right down the strip with her arm in the air, waving down the next cab. There went my phone, my slay, and my pride, all in one sentence. My friends and I don't talk about Panama anymore.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: Willesgirl on March 15, 2013, 10:22:37 AM
spill it, wackycat
Ok. Just so you guys know, back in WC's college days, he had a knack for getting super pak'd and peeing in odd places. Beds, plants, TV's, closets, etc. This was the last night of our SB, so we went hard and ended up at their famous club: http://clublavela.com/. It was here where I found a nice young filly and took her up to the champaigne room. After drinking all day, hitting up some vodka at the club, and toasting to the bottle of champaigne, I started to brown out here. The filly said: "Let's get out of here and go back to your hotel!" I said "ok." So we leave in a cab and I try to text my friends that I'm headed back to the hotel w/ a filly, like a stud, but I kept dropping my phone. That's how pak'd I was. So the filly grabbed my phone and said: "I'll hold this for you until we get to the room." The cab finally get's to the hotel down the strip and this is where I got super weird. Knowing about my past, I tried to warn the filly that I might end up pissing somewhere (I was trying to be a gentlemen). However, all that came out of my mouth was: "I'm gonna pee on you!" Yup, I said that.  :facepalm: That filly ran the fastest 40 I've ever seen. She ran right down the strip with her arm in the air, waving down the next cab. There went my phone, my slay, and my pride, all in one sentence. My friends and I don't talk about Panama anymore.

Wackycat, You know I think you're the awesomest person like ever, so I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings. BUT I would be waaaay more embarrassed about your spelling of "champagne" than the rest of that story. I mean, forget that filly if she doesn't like watersports? Am I right?
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 15, 2013, 10:24:43 AM
spill it, wackycat
Ok. Just so you guys know, back in WC's college days, he had a knack for getting super pak'd and peeing in odd places. Beds, plants, TV's, closets, etc. This was the last night of our SB, so we went hard and ended up at their famous club: http://clublavela.com/. It was here where I found a nice young filly and took her up to the champaigne room. After drinking all day, hitting up some vodka at the club, and toasting to the bottle of champaigne, I started to brown out here. The filly said: "Let's get out of here and go back to your hotel!" I said "ok." So we leave in a cab and I try to text my friends that I'm headed back to the hotel w/ a filly, like a stud, but I kept dropping my phone. That's how pak'd I was. So the filly grabbed my phone and said: "I'll hold this for you until we get to the room." The cab finally get's to the hotel down the strip and this is where I got super weird. Knowing about my past, I tried to warn the filly that I might end up pissing somewhere (I was trying to be a gentlemen). However, all that came out of my mouth was: "I'm gonna pee on you!" Yup, I said that.  :facepalm: That filly ran the fastest 40 I've ever seen. She ran right down the strip with her arm in the air, waving down the next cab. There went my phone, my slay, and my pride, all in one sentence. My friends and I don't talk about Panama anymore.

Wackycat, You know I think you're the awesomest person like ever, so I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings. BUT I would be waaaay more embarrassed about your spelling of "champagne" than the rest of that story. I mean, forget that filly if she doesn't like watersports? Am I right?
:cheers:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: Pett on March 15, 2013, 10:29:30 AM
Ok. Just so you guys know, back in WC's college days, he had a knack for getting super pak'd and peeing in odd places. Beds, plants, TV's, closets, etc. This was the last night of our SB, so we went hard and ended up at their famous club: http://clublavela.com/. It was here where I found a nice young filly and took her up to the champaigne room. After drinking all day, hitting up some vodka at the club, and toasting to the bottle of champaigne, I started to brown out here. The filly said: "Let's get out of here and go back to your hotel!" I said "ok." So we leave in a cab and I try to text my friends that I'm headed back to the hotel w/ a filly, like a stud, but I kept dropping my phone. That's how pak'd I was. So the filly grabbed my phone and said: "I'll hold this for you until we get to the room." The cab finally get's to the hotel down the strip and this is where I got super weird. Knowing about my past, I tried to warn the filly that I might end up pissing somewhere (I was trying to be a gentlemen). However, all that came out of my mouth was: "I'm gonna pee on you!" Yup, I said that.  :facepalm: That filly ran the fastest 40 I've ever seen. She ran right down the strip with her arm in the air, waving down the next cab. There went my phone, my slay, and my pride, all in one sentence. My friends and I don't talk about Panama anymore.
:lol:

Why would you try to warn her anyway? If it happens it happens, you can't control it
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2013, 10:30:04 AM
of all the things fanning has to be ashamed of that one ranks really low on the list imo.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 'taterblast on March 15, 2013, 10:35:01 AM
fantastic story but embarrassing? nah.

also surprised she got so offended/left so quickly.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: Winters on March 15, 2013, 12:35:49 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: star seed 7 on March 15, 2013, 12:38:37 PM
of all the things fanning has to be ashamed of that one ranks really low on the list imo.

yeah, on 1-10, it's about a .5
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 15, 2013, 12:45:32 PM
I'm really good at telling this story when PAK'ing. You guys should take advantage sometime at a PAK.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 8manpick on March 15, 2013, 01:17:50 PM
Did it just come out that fanning's female alter ego (willesgirl) is cool with getting peed on?
is that what happened? :clac:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: Willesgirl on March 15, 2013, 01:23:50 PM
Did it just come out that fanning's female alter ego (willesgirl) is cool with getting peed on?
is that what happened? :clac:

It was sarcasm, 8man. I don't even...
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: OK_Cat on March 15, 2013, 01:27:18 PM
i can think of at least 10 more embarrassing fanning stories than that one, and i've never even met fanning.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: AppleJack on March 15, 2013, 01:44:40 PM
I went to Panama City for Spring Break in '03. Shock and Awe went down when we were there and we were all  :surprised:

The entire club was chanting USA! USA! USA!

Thank you for reading my story.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: HELLHAMMER on March 15, 2013, 01:49:03 PM
If a SB hookup is not up for a golden shower or some scat, she isn't worth the effort.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 15, 2013, 01:50:46 PM
That's my fanning, always peein' on people.   :D
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: slobber on March 15, 2013, 01:53:50 PM
The girl's version of the story would be a treat. Put out an APB for a girl who was threatened by fanning pee on SBc circa 2008.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 15, 2013, 01:58:20 PM
The girl's version of the story would be a treat. Put out an APB for a girl who was threatened by fanning pee on SBc circa 2008.
I've wondered this for years.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 15, 2013, 02:19:41 PM
fantastic story but embarrassing? nah.

also surprised she got so offended/left so quickly.
I transform into a gargoyle monster look a like when I hit the black out stage. I'm sure she started to see this. I don't blame her for running at all.  :lol:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: scottwildcat on March 15, 2013, 02:25:43 PM
Fanning great story bud!
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 15, 2013, 02:30:40 PM
Fanning great story bud!
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: AppleJack on March 15, 2013, 02:34:00 PM
My story was better.
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: scottwildcat on March 15, 2013, 02:39:01 PM
My story was better.

AppleJack great story bud
Title: Re: Panama City Beach PAK
Post by: AppleJack on March 15, 2013, 03:01:08 PM
My story was better.

AppleJack great story bud

Thanks. Did you read the part where everyone was chanting USA! USA! USA!? That was probably the best part of the story in my opinion. But maybe the first part of the story was better. Again, we were all  :surprised:. Then everyone was chanting USA! USA! USA!. Crazy to think about now.