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Title: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
Post by: KanSt43 on March 14, 2013, 11:01:45 AM
Since the prophecy of Fatty is happening before our eyes, so much eliteness has affected my life. Wife isn't bitchy, boss promotes me, etc...Anyone else experiencing similar things? I also got a hole-in-one in golf the other day. With my K-State golf ball. I mean guys, this is nuts.
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Post by: Super PurpleCat on March 14, 2013, 11:05:44 AM
I've noticed that any soda I drink stays extra-crispy for longer periods of time.
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Post by: steve dave on March 14, 2013, 11:08:10 AM
snagged a primo parking spot this morning. really a choice location. probably top 5 of the spots that I could conceivably park in for my destination.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 14, 2013, 11:09:58 AM
bicep curl went up 10lb just all of the sudden.  It is either the 2 titles or the steroids I have started injecting.
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Post by: kslim on March 14, 2013, 11:13:22 AM
bicep curl went up 10lb just all of the sudden.  It is either the 2 titles or the steroids I have started injecting.

fist pumping is a great workout   :emawkid:
^^^^should probably mention this in the workout banner thread^^^^
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 14, 2013, 11:15:08 AM
My guitar student had a killer lesson this week, probably because he is being taught by someone who was raised in TITLETOWN.
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Post by: CNS on March 14, 2013, 11:16:38 AM
Ordered a refurbed big screen tv for my basement.  Upon setting it up, I found that it had a screen issue.  Called the company and was told they would get back to me.  That afternoon, I received two calls.  One telling me another was being shipped to me right away, and a second from their service department scheduling the repair of the tv. 

Two days later, I had a new second tv.  The day after that the service man repaired my other tv.

Two 46" tv's for the price of one.  Boom!  Now I have too many big screen tv's vs rooms in my house and am going to have to put the smallest one in storage.

Thanks, Titletown.
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 14, 2013, 11:16:58 AM
I've been wearing this giant belt for the last week or so and my doctor thinks due to the weight of it (its solid gold) I'm going to need a hip replacement.

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Post by: ChiComCat on March 14, 2013, 11:20:07 AM
I got a sandwich and a bag of chips for lunch the other day.  They forgot to charge me for the chips (or threw them in for free :dunno: )
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Post by: Alpinist on March 14, 2013, 11:21:18 AM
I've noticed that any soda I drink stays extra-crispy for longer periods of time.
That is nuts, because any soda I drink turns into a delicious refreshing RevHoney.
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Post by: jc_jax on March 14, 2013, 11:28:18 AM
Mrs. jcj gave me an extra goodbye kiss this morning just for being me.  Thanks, Titletown.
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Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on March 14, 2013, 11:34:08 AM
My parents got back together.  :love:
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Post by: waks on March 14, 2013, 11:37:01 AM
Got some late night grub last night. The girl at the cash register forgot to make it a combo ( :kstategrad:). Ended up with a full order of fries because of her mistake!

 :drool:
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Post by: Pett on March 14, 2013, 11:42:45 AM
My parents got back together.  :love:

Great to hear! :emawkid:
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Post by: kslim on March 14, 2013, 11:44:08 AM
boss said to go home so i can head to kc and he didnt charge me any leave

 :dance:
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Post by: ksucrcoop on March 14, 2013, 12:15:43 PM
my crackers stay extra crispy in my soup.

true story.
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Post by: EMAWzified on March 14, 2013, 12:27:10 PM
Everybody takes my calls because people want to be associated with winners.
The down side: Lots of crap emails, texts and calls from nobodies wanting to be associated with winners.

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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 14, 2013, 12:29:15 PM
Fillies have been flocking to me this week. It's like those axe commercials. I've had to turn some away, because I'm spent from all the sex.
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Post by: Houcat on March 14, 2013, 12:30:36 PM
Both seats to the side of me are empty on the flight back from Jersey on a very full plane.  Just making it nice for me.  Thanks Titletown!
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Post by: Winters on March 14, 2013, 12:31:46 PM
Millionaire
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2013, 12:32:09 PM
Mrs Emo got a promotion and another job offer this week!  :excited:

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Post by: PurpleSleezyE on March 14, 2013, 12:43:31 PM
Actually - I got promoted and moved into the biggest office here in our Titletown location just this week.  Boss said..."I am going to start working from home when I am not traveling.  Sleezy, I need you to run the show.  Take my big corner office and set up your putting green in there."

Thanks Bill and oscar!
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Post by: slackcat on March 14, 2013, 12:45:13 PM
Went to the car wash and found someone had left 6 quarters in the machine, free wash.
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Post by: MadCat on March 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.
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Post by: The Big Train on March 14, 2013, 03:54:54 PM
AMC sent me the complete 3rd season of The Walking Dead blu-ray yesterday.  :excited:
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Post by: FinanceCat on March 14, 2013, 04:18:30 PM
I can't seem to make a bad decision picking stocks for my portfolio...  Pretty sure at least half the proceeds should get donated back to the West Side Expansion right?
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Post by: Willesgirl on March 14, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.

I'll bet your girlfriend really appreciates that.
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Post by: owl borland on March 14, 2013, 04:23:29 PM
massive increase in girth... all chicks care about is girth.
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Post by: Super PurpleCat on March 14, 2013, 04:25:05 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.

I'll bet your girlfriend really appreciates that.

Perhaps if we won a chickball title he'd learn to prevent one by sheer thought alone.  It's all in their hands now.
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Post by: lopakman on March 14, 2013, 04:25:25 PM
AMC sent me the complete 3rd season of The Walking Dead blu-ray yesterday.  :excited:

Me too.  They also sent me the complete fourth and fifth season.  Everyone wants to be associated with a winner.  Thanks Titletown!

 :dance:
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Post by: ben ji on March 14, 2013, 04:34:50 PM
massive increase in girth... all chicks care about is girth.

He ain't gonna hit the bottom of the tuna can but he sure as hell will scrape the sides.
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Post by: MadCat on March 14, 2013, 04:38:17 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.

I'll bet your girlfriend really appreciates that.

Stamina is greatly improved after the first one anyways.   :combofan:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2013, 04:52:51 PM
I grew a third nut!  :D
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Post by: Pete on March 14, 2013, 06:07:07 PM
I grew a third nut!  :D

Do the right thing, and donate it to our brother Trim.
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Post by: bones129 on March 14, 2013, 06:24:19 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.

I'll bet your girlfriend really appreciates that.

 :lol:
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Post by: Stevesie60 on March 14, 2013, 09:17:27 PM
The bartender at Aggie Station gave me 3 free drinks the other night.
Title: Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
Post by: Fill My Bill on March 14, 2013, 09:22:09 PM
I get to annoy my jayhawk friends by repeating "double champs" over and over. Also, I am gay now (unrelated?)
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Post by: Bloodfart on March 14, 2013, 09:27:00 PM
Spontaneously grew another inch... down there.  Thanks TITLETOWN!
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Post by: Bloodfart on March 14, 2013, 09:53:54 PM
I'm not the father.  Thanks TITLETOWN!
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Post by: MadCat on March 14, 2013, 11:23:17 PM
I'm not the father.  Thanks TITLETOWN!
:dance:  :billdance:
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Post by: EMAWzified on March 14, 2013, 11:31:48 PM
sqwawk literally outed

I get to annoy my jayhawk friends by repeating "double champs" over and over. Also, I am gay now (unrelated?)
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 14, 2013, 11:33:21 PM
I'm not the father.  Thanks TITLETOWN!

If only fanning could say the same thing
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Post by: Deez Nutz on March 14, 2013, 11:47:20 PM
I got ripped off over four grand.   :curse:













But it was worth it!!!   :emawkid:
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Post by: Super PurpleCat on March 15, 2013, 08:29:04 AM
I opened the fridge door a little too fast and the jar of mayo came crashing out of the door but I caught it all ninja-like with my left hand and I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING AT IT.   I even put it back in the door so deftly that the sides of the jar did not even touch the sides of the shelf.  Titletown has my thanks.   :gocho:
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 15, 2013, 08:37:22 AM
The bartender at Aggie Station gave me 3 free drinks the other night.

only gave me 1  :curse: