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Title: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 12, 2013, 04:56:57 PM
 :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

Black smoke on day one.

WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bones129 on March 12, 2013, 06:51:15 PM

 :dunno:
Title: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: puniraptor on March 12, 2013, 06:59:25 PM
Any advanced stats to help make this call?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 12, 2013, 08:13:22 PM

 :dunno:

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Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bones129 on March 13, 2013, 12:08:38 AM

Show me the smoke.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 13, 2013, 12:22:37 AM
any chance we'll get an american? i could really get behind an american papacy.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Bloodfart on March 13, 2013, 12:22:50 AM
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 13, 2013, 12:26:07 AM
i'm going to be pissed if it's not an american. when was the last time we had a yank in there?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 13, 2013, 12:33:44 AM
i'm going to be pissed if it's not an american. when was the last time we had a yank in there?

Never. Dolan from NY is the only one with a chance, but not a great one.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: 06wildcat on March 13, 2013, 12:09:05 PM
i'm going to be pissed if it's not an american. when was the last time we had a yank in there?

Never. Dolan from NY is the only one with a chance, but not a great one.

It would be amusing for Dolan to become Pope, though it might end the Catholic Church as an entity.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: wetwillie on March 13, 2013, 12:13:01 PM
its like jury deliberation except instead of takeout they order in some alter boys.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on March 13, 2013, 12:36:18 PM
its like jury deliberation except instead of takeout they order in some alter boys.

BECAUSE THEY LIKE LITTLE BOYS, HAHAHA
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: GCJayhawker on March 13, 2013, 01:10:10 PM
 :bong: :bong: :bong: :bong:  Oops wrong kind of smoke.  Either way we have a pope.  Don't know who yet.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on March 13, 2013, 01:12:57 PM
i hope it's a black guy so that the political facebook post thread can get some new action
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on March 13, 2013, 01:29:55 PM
i hope it's a black guy so that the political facebook post thread can get some new action

It would be epic. Also, anyone who disagrees with or questions the Pope will be racist!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Bloodfart on March 13, 2013, 01:34:10 PM
i'm going to be pissed if it's not an american. when was the last time we had a yank in there?

Never. Dolan from NY is the only one with a chance, but not a great one.

It would be amusing for Dolan to become Pope, though it might end the Catholic Church as an entity.

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Gooby plz...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 13, 2013, 01:52:34 PM
#RonP4Pope

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Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Bloodfart on March 13, 2013, 02:00:29 PM
 :fistpump:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on March 13, 2013, 02:01:10 PM
these catholics really drag this crap out
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Institutional Control on March 13, 2013, 02:10:24 PM
I hope I win but if I don't, it was an honor just to be nominated.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on March 13, 2013, 02:11:02 PM
jesus christ, let's do this today guys.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Institutional Control on March 13, 2013, 02:19:38 PM
Argentina Arch Bishop

Pope Francesco
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on March 13, 2013, 02:20:27 PM
they should do this stuff in english.

know your audience, dorks.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: CNS on March 13, 2013, 03:31:24 PM
His pic on CNN right now looks pretty creepy.

I mean, his glasses adjust to the light.  Woof.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Institutional Control on March 13, 2013, 03:36:16 PM
His pic on CNN right now looks pretty creepy.

I mean, his glasses adjust to the light.  Woof.

As far as handsome popes go, Benedict set the bar pretty high.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 13, 2013, 05:02:35 PM
His pic on CNN right now looks pretty creepy.

I mean, his glasses adjust to the light.  Woof.

As far as handsome popes go, Benedict set the bar pretty high.

 :lol:

this got me looking at pope pics. jp II was dreamy at 70. i also learned that he was the first non-italian pope since 1523. that fact pissed me off quite a bit. god needs to do a little investigating about who matters and who doesn't when choosing an earthly representative.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Bloodfart on March 13, 2013, 05:12:39 PM
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on March 13, 2013, 05:43:59 PM
What a bad choice
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 13, 2013, 05:53:19 PM
What a bad choice

meh. i'm glad they're doing something nice for latin america. i doubt they have someone they can go to who's not completely clueless on social issues.
Title: Re: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: 8manpick on March 13, 2013, 06:02:35 PM
What a bad choice

meh. i'm glad they're doing something nice for latin america. i doubt they have someone they can go to who's not completely clueless on social issues.

Did they pick one of those illegals?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on March 13, 2013, 06:06:13 PM
What a bad choice

meh. i'm glad they're doing something nice for latin america. i doubt they have someone they can go to who's not completely clueless on social issues.

Did they pick one of those illegals?

Might as well of opened up the flood gates
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Winters on March 13, 2013, 07:14:54 PM
real pope http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NMWs5Ngz9o&feature=share
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on March 13, 2013, 09:01:19 PM
B.O. and the propaganda machine are gonna be on this guy like white on rice.  Will probably invite him over to the WH to do publicity bullshit as long as he agrees not to talk about marriage, abortion or envy, and wears makeup to "darken up" his complexion.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Havs on March 13, 2013, 11:16:07 PM
The guy only has one lung... and to think KU fans think  :bill: has his foot halfway in the grave. Sheesh.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bones129 on March 14, 2013, 12:48:51 AM
OK. We have a pope. Lock it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on March 14, 2013, 10:08:14 AM
OK. We have a pope. Lock it.

no.  this thread is now about making fun of catholics.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: CNS on March 14, 2013, 10:32:02 AM
Does The Pit have a Pit?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: EMAWmeister on March 14, 2013, 10:18:30 PM
Does The Pit have a Pit?

#fanningstuff thread
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bones129 on March 14, 2013, 11:29:21 PM

Should the Pit have a Pit?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: star seed 7 on March 15, 2013, 01:22:37 AM
B.O. and the propaganda machine are gonna be on this guy like white on rice.  Will probably invite him over to the WH to do publicity bullshit as long as he agrees not to talk about marriage, abortion or envy, and wears makeup to "darken up" his complexion.

obama is deeper in your head than emaw is in beems.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 15, 2013, 02:25:17 PM
Why does the pope have to change his name when he becomes the pope? Is there a list of pre-approved names he can choose from?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: star seed 7 on March 15, 2013, 02:34:07 PM
Why does the pope have to change his name when he becomes the pope? Is there a list of pre-approved names he can choose from?

Obama picks it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 15, 2013, 03:00:13 PM
Why does the pope have to change his name when he becomes the pope? Is there a list of pre-approved names he can choose from?

Obama picks it.

I heard it was the Illuminati
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: star seed 7 on March 15, 2013, 03:17:14 PM
Why does the pope have to change his name when he becomes the pope? Is there a list of pre-approved names he can choose from?

Obama picks it.

I heard it was the Illuminati

um...
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 15, 2013, 04:28:21 PM
Why does the pope have to change his name when he becomes the pope? Is there a list of pre-approved names he can choose from?

Obama picks it.

THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! :shakesfist:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: bones129 on March 16, 2013, 12:52:49 AM
I was kind of hoping for an energetic name, like "Pope Lance," "Pope Rock," etc. Guess it wasn't in the cards. That said, we could nickname him "Pope Frank" but that's not really very energetic.  :dunno:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: Institutional Control on March 18, 2013, 08:03:09 AM
I think the new pope seems pretty cool. I'd drink a beer with him.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL CONCLAVE THREAD!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on March 18, 2013, 11:45:57 AM
I was kind of hoping for an energetic name, like "Pope Lance," "Pope Rock," etc. Guess it wasn't in the cards. That said, we could nickname him "Pope Frank" but that's not really very energetic.  :dunno:

There once was a Pope Lando