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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Emo EMAW on February 13, 2013, 12:21:53 PM
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Apparently I suck at it so I'd like some advice.
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roses
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ski trip :gocho:
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I work late so all the couples at work can go out. I get off at 8ish, workout, watch the office, and hit the hay.
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I'm thinking about making a cute (original) meme card. Is that dumb?
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ski trip :gocho:
when and where are you going mocat? crested butte?
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I work late so all the couples at work can go out. I get off at 8ish, workout, watch the office, and hit the hay.
Team player right here folks.
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I'm thinking about making a cute (original) meme card. Is that dumb?
yes
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Damnit then give me low effort but high reward ideas.
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Make your own small edible arrangement. I did this a few years ago. It was cheap and quick. Spend 10 minutes at the store, ~$30, and 15 minutes putting it together. Buy the following:
- Dark tinted, transparent glass - think a little bigger than a highball glass
- play dough
- chop sticks
- melon baller
- cookie cutter - preferably flower shaped
- grapes
- strawberrys
- a melon
- a pineapple
- broccoli
- toothpicks
Fill the glass with playdough. Stack the grapes on 4-5 sticks. Put a strawberry on the ends of another 4-5 sticks. Cut a 3-4 pineapple slices and punch out some flower shapes with the cookie cutter. Cut out an equal number of melon balls. Break the toothpick into a few small pieces and use these to attach the melon balls in the middle of the pineapple cutouts. Put the pineapple cutouts on the ends of some sticks. Cut down the back ends of the sticks so when you stick them in the play dough they don't stick out of the glass too far. Put the broccoli on top of the playdough to look like grass. Boom, done. Looks something like this below:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ediblearrangements.hk%2FResources%2Fen-GB%2Fi%2Fa%2Fs_Conf19427_ExtraEffortBouquet.jpg&hash=76ae38249514925ab69afe67907b0710c7787581)
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Damnit then give me low effort but high reward ideas.
roses
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Mrs. Jakesie hates flowers and thinks it's dumb to spend money on Valentine's Day. We usually go out to eat the day before or after to avoid the crowd, but we go out to eat once a week any way so even that's not really an event. I love it.
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Mrs. Jakesie hates flowers and thinks it's dumb to spend money on Valentine's Day. We usually go out to eat the day before or after to avoid the crowd, but we go out to eat once a week any way so even that's not really an event. I love it.
Mrs.hamburg is the same way. I haven't done anything for her since the above thing in 2009. Our anniversary is 12/30. She has a list of a peice of jewelry for every anniversary. Every year she picks out what she wants (which is never cheap) and that counts for Christmas, Anniversary, and Valentine's Day. If it's really expensive, it counts for her March birthday as well. I haven't bought anything for her for any of those occasions for years.
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ski trip :gocho:
when and where are you going mocat? crested butte?
yep, this weekend.
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Mrs. Jakesie hates flowers and thinks it's dumb to spend money on Valentine's Day. We usually go out to eat the day before or after to avoid the crowd, but we go out to eat once a week any way so even that's not really an event. I love it.
Wow a gal with disdain for Valentine's Day gifts. Congrats, Mrs. Jakesie sounds like a keeper.
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Make your own small edible arrangement. I did this a few years ago. It was cheap and quick. Spend 10 minutes at the store, ~$30, and 15 minutes putting it together. Buy the following:
- Dark tinted, transparent glass - think a little bigger than a highball glass
- play dough
- chop sticks
- melon baller
- cookie cutter - preferably flower shaped
- grapes
- strawberrys
- a melon
- a pineapple
- broccoli
- toothpicks
Fill the glass with playdough. Stack the grapes on 4-5 sticks. Put a strawberry on the ends of another 4-5 sticks. Cut a 3-4 pineapple slices and punch out some flower shapes with the cookie cutter. Cut out an equal number of melon balls. Break the toothpick into a few small pieces and use these to attach the melon balls in the middle of the pineapple cutouts. Put the pineapple cutouts on the ends of some sticks. Cut down the back ends of the sticks so when you stick them in the play dough they don't stick out of the glass too far. Put the broccoli on top of the playdough to look like grass. Boom, done. Looks something like this below:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ediblearrangements.hk%2FResources%2Fen-GB%2Fi%2Fa%2Fs_Conf19427_ExtraEffortBouquet.jpg&hash=76ae38249514925ab69afe67907b0710c7787581)
i would punch you in the face if i didn't think that this was serious advice
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Mrs. Jakesie hates flowers and thinks it's dumb to spend money on Valentine's Day. We usually go out to eat the day before or after to avoid the crowd, but we go out to eat once a week any way so even that's not really an event. I love it.
we do the same thing. we get each other a card and maybe a small gift and go out to eat. we call Feb 13 Open crap Early Day.
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ski trip :gocho:
when and where are you going mocat? crested butte?
yep, this weekend.
that's great mocat. have fun and be safe.
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Make your own small edible arrangement. I did this a few years ago. It was cheap and quick. Spend 10 minutes at the store, ~$30, and 15 minutes putting it together. Buy the following:
- Dark tinted, transparent glass - think a little bigger than a highball glass
- play dough
- chop sticks
- melon baller
- cookie cutter - preferably flower shaped
- grapes
- strawberrys
- a melon
- a pineapple
- broccoli
- toothpicks
Fill the glass with playdough. Stack the grapes on 4-5 sticks. Put a strawberry on the ends of another 4-5 sticks. Cut a 3-4 pineapple slices and punch out some flower shapes with the cookie cutter. Cut out an equal number of melon balls. Break the toothpick into a few small pieces and use these to attach the melon balls in the middle of the pineapple cutouts. Put the pineapple cutouts on the ends of some sticks. Cut down the back ends of the sticks so when you stick them in the play dough they don't stick out of the glass too far. Put the broccoli on top of the playdough to look like grass. Boom, done. Looks something like this below:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ediblearrangements.hk%2FResources%2Fen-GB%2Fi%2Fa%2Fs_Conf19427_ExtraEffortBouquet.jpg&hash=76ae38249514925ab69afe67907b0710c7787581)
broccoli? hey babe happy valentines, here's melon and some broccoli with playdough all over it.
EDIT: Just joshin' ya Hamburgler, this is a pretty good idea.
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work, p90x, watch the office, make myself dinner, then watch a pirated movie online.
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yeah it's a great idea
hey honey, i love you so much i went to hen house and bought you a bunch of produce, and wasted half of it making it into different shapes, and guess what? if you don't eat it all today, it's going to go bad <3 here you go smooches, much love <3. maybe next year i'll make you a statue out of chicken <3
<3
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Damnit then give me low effort but high reward ideas.
I gave her a canvas collage of some pictures she had. Good luck getting that done by tomorrow slacker
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work, p90x, watch the office, make myself dinner, then watch a pirated movie online.
OMG ME TOO!
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Damnit then give me low effort but high reward ideas.
I gave her a canvas collage of some pictures she had. Good luck getting that done by tomorrow slacker
Let me use yours then.
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Wife and I both hate it. We don't do anything.
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:drink: :bawl: :jerk: :zzz:
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Flowers delivered to work so she can rub in the face of every other girl she works with
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:jerk:
t's & p's
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Nothing the day of, but I got the Wife two super elite Zac Brown Band tickets. All of a sudden I'm super thoughtful in her eyes. :dunno:
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Pro Tip: Take that someone special to Wendy's. Nothing says love like the girl you are into downing a frosty.
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First valentines day with a girl to "celebrate" with. Getting her flowers and then we are going out for dinner Saturday.
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Mrs. Jakesie hates flowers and thinks it's dumb to spend money on Valentine's Day. We usually go out to eat the day before or after to avoid the crowd, but we go out to eat once a week any way so even that's not really an event. I love it.
Mrs. SF is the same. It's really great not to worry about this every year.
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I have my anus bleached.
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I have my anus bleached.
does it help with your "chafing" condition? :confused:
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Pro Tip: Take that someone special to Wendy's. Nothing says love like the girl you are into downing a frosty.
Mrs. Bf would actually go for that. Small chocolate frosty is her favorite. I mean she loves those things.
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I have my anus bleached.
I like your style Mr Bread.
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Cook her dinner, Emo. Seems easy.
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Cook her dinner, Emo. Seems easy.
Yeah, chicks love that
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I have my anus bleached.
Every year?
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Cook her dinner, Emo. Seems easy.
Ya, have done in the past. But we're going to my folks' for dinner. Wanted to do something I haven't done before, something unique.
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you other married types must be living the good life all year long to make V day no big deal, I try to never miss a holiday/birthday/special occasion as an opportunity for an A game performance
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Loads of whipped little boys ITT.
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you other married types must be living the good life all year long to make V day no big deal, I try to never miss a holiday/birthday/special occasion as an opportunity for an A game performance
After a while they stop caring if you can breathe through your ears. :dunno:
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the gift that keeps on giving
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:sdeek:
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the gift that keeps on giving
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the candle or the decorative wall mount?
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Countdown till goEMAW is the new GPC?
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Cook her dinner, Emo. Seems easy.
Ya, have done in the past. But we're going to my folks' for dinner. Wanted to do something I haven't done before, something unique.
Get her name tattooed across your shoulder blades.
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Countdown till goEMAW is the new GPC?
When it happens, it will be worse. Not only for the what-we-used-to-be factor, but because it will be mostly uncensored.
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Countdown till goEMAW is the new GPC?
When it happens, it will be worse. Not only for the what-we-used-to-be factor, but because it will be mostly uncensored.
Fitz will be a 24/7 lurker
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mikey stick to the creditcard thread that is your role. know it, own it, don't stray from it
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I could just punch Telaflora in the face right now.
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Countdown till goEMAW is the new GPC?
When it happens, it will be worse. Not only for the what-we-used-to-be factor, but because it will be mostly uncensored.
Fitz will be a 24/7 lurker
I will never allow any of this to happen. I know we don't ban here, but we gotta do whatever we can for the better good of goEMAW.
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Countdown till goEMAW is the new GPC?
depends on whether or not you intend to keep posting.
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Countdown till goEMAW is the new GPC?
When it happens, it will be worse. Not only for the what-we-used-to-be factor, but because it will be mostly uncensored.
Fitz will be a 24/7 lurker
I will never allow any of this to happen. I know we don't ban here, but we gotta do whatever we can for the better good of goEMAW.
Should start with bw20
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Don't be mean fatty.
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If all else fails, just get her a thoughtful card
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If all else fails, just get her a thoughtful card
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:D
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If all else fails, just get her a thoughtful card
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:lol:
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Sonic coupon for buy one get one free shakes. I know what I'm doing tonight!!!!!
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If all else fails, just get her a thoughtful card
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy110%2FTHE_agnax%2FValentine_zpsbecd0905.jpg%3Ft%3D1360865230&hash=dc5a650a78ed07ad2166d63adaa3aaef8812647c)
What does the inside of the card say!?!?
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I will never allow any of this to happen. I know we don't ban here, but we gotta do whatever we can for the better good of goEMAW.
#fanningstuff
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I have my anus bleached.
Every year?
At least.
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I have my anus bleached.
does it help with your "chafing" condition? :confused:
No. Purely for the aesthetic appeal.
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Oscar Pistorious has apparently decided he's not doing jack crap for Valentine's Day this year.
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Oscar Pistorious has apparently decided he's not doing jack crap for Valentine's Day this year.
Heard his gift blew her away.
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ski trip :gocho:
when and where are you going mocat? crested butte?
yep, this weekend.
Some friends of goEMAW are heading there from Wichita this weekend too. :sdeek:
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Dad had Willie deliver candy and flowers to mom's office today. Kind of K-Stateo but whatever, she loved it
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I have never had an issue with outsourcing customer support until the person with whom i placed an order a month ago screwed it up and i spent 7 hours on hold today trying to rectify the problem.
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Dad had Willie deliver candy and flowers to mom's office today. Kind of K-Stateo but whatever, she loved it
If I was in Manhattan, ChiCatGF would get this treatment
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I ended up walking over to Jackstack and grabbing some carry out NOM NOM
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pats chicken and she'll deal with it. #towniethings
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Guys I made a Milli Vanilli CD. It was a flop because she's too young to really know who Milli Vanilli is.
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My special lady and I drank some canned wine
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mikey stick to the creditcard thread that is your role. know it, own it, don't stray from it
he's awful in that thread too.
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Guys I made a Milli Vanilli CD. It was a flop because she's too young to really know who Milli Vanilli is.
youth is no excuse for failing to appreciate the musical talent behind Milli Vanilli. I you trying to tell me she was not moved by Blame it on the Rain?
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It just doesn't get any better than "Girl You Know it's True".
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Cover.
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Inside.
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i just melted reading this thread, emo :love:
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emo-what ever you do, don't put the blame on you