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Title: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: DQ12 on February 05, 2013, 08:19:48 PM
So guys, we might only have about a week and a half left on earth. 

Ask Chingon for details!
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread, Featuring Chingon
Post by: ben ji on February 05, 2013, 08:25:23 PM
I'm scared, what if we never get to see DSams start?
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread, Featuring Chingon
Post by: p1k3 on February 05, 2013, 08:29:34 PM
I'm scared, what if we never get to see DSams start?

that may never happen anyway
Title: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread, Featuring Chingon
Post by: puniraptor on February 05, 2013, 08:32:23 PM
Does he get visiting hours or do I have to write a letter?
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: wetwillie on February 05, 2013, 08:36:44 PM
We need a doomsday clock, SAUL!!!
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: CHONGS on February 05, 2013, 09:51:09 PM
http://www.killerasteroids.org/interactives/impact/impactCalc1024.html

have fun!
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Rams on February 05, 2013, 09:53:23 PM
not buying the asteroid angle. my money's still on a super volcano. wake me up when weird crap starts going down at yellowstone.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: wetwillie on February 05, 2013, 09:55:53 PM
http://www.killerasteroids.org/interactives/impact/impactCalc1024.html

have fun!

Not iPad compatible :frown:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: bones129 on February 05, 2013, 10:14:26 PM
http://www.killerasteroids.org/interactives/impact/impactCalc1024.html

have fun!

Not iPad compatible :frown:

I thought everything is compatible with iPad. Just  more Apple propaganda?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Rams on February 05, 2013, 10:20:05 PM
http://www.killerasteroids.org/interactives/impact/impactCalc1024.html

have fun!
virus
Title: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Pete on February 05, 2013, 10:36:37 PM
How many organizations (people?) in the world can accurately project the path of a meteor?  I have no idea.

If this rough rider had a chance of hitting us, how many people would figure it out?

On the one hand, I think there is no way you can keep that quiet.  But, if it's really hard to figure that out, then I suppose they could.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: DQ12 on February 05, 2013, 10:53:35 PM
I brought this up in the chat, but how great would this be if this was all happening in December?  Could you imagine how many people would be freaking out about those Mayans?
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 05, 2013, 10:56:32 PM
How many organizations (people?) in the world can accurately project the path of a meteor?  I have no idea.

If this rough rider had a chance of hitting us, how many people would figure it out?

On the one hand, I think there is no way you can keep that quiet.  But, if it's really hard to figure that out, then I suppose they could.

The US obviously does.  We have MIT.  The smartest people who have ever walked this earth are currently there, with the best technology to have existed on this earth, so I assume they know, or will.  Will they tell us?  Likely, when it is inevitable.  Our Gov has set up some type of a plan to attempt to keep it from hitting earth.  This is the absolute last thing I worry about because if it is going to happen, can I stop it?  No. 

So, party until then. 

Title: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Pete on February 05, 2013, 11:02:24 PM
How many organizations (people?) in the world can accurately project the path of a meteor?  I have no idea.

If this rough rider had a chance of hitting us, how many people would figure it out?

On the one hand, I think there is no way you can keep that quiet.  But, if it's really hard to figure that out, then I suppose they could.

The US obviously does.  We have MIT.  The smartest people who have ever walked this earth are currently there, with the best technology to have existed on this earth, so I assume they know, or will.  Will they tell us?  Likely, when it is inevitable.  Our Gov has set up some type of a plan to attempt to keep it from hitting earth.  This is the absolute last thing I worry about because if it is going to happen, can I stop it?  No. 

So, party until then.

I honestly don't worry about it either, which is weird. 

eff it.   
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: DQ12 on February 05, 2013, 11:14:40 PM
Ya know, if we have to die, going out in a global catastrophe ain't the worst way. 
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 05, 2013, 11:16:37 PM
How many organizations (people?) in the world can accurately project the path of a meteor?  I have no idea.

If this rough rider had a chance of hitting us, how many people would figure it out?

On the one hand, I think there is no way you can keep that quiet.  But, if it's really hard to figure that out, then I suppose they could.

The US obviously does.  We have MIT.  The smartest people who have ever walked this earth are currently there, with the best technology to have existed on this earth, so I assume they know, or will.  Will they tell us?  Likely, when it is inevitable.  Our Gov has set up some type of a plan to attempt to keep it from hitting earth.  This is the absolute last thing I worry about because if it is going to happen, can I stop it?  No. 

So, party until then.

klienstone says party on, so i do too.   :cheers: :drink: :ksu: :comehere: :party: :dance:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: bones129 on February 05, 2013, 11:51:38 PM
Ya know, if we have to die, going out in a global catastrophe ain't the worst way.

This. Puts us all in the same boat. The suffering probably wouldn't last long. Over in an instant.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Shacks on February 06, 2013, 12:16:38 AM
They wouldn't say anything if they knew because it would cause widespread panic and chaos, which would suck if it ended up narrowly missing.  You don't have to worry until all the politicians start hiding out in mile-deep bunkers.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: bones129 on February 06, 2013, 12:19:43 AM
They wouldn't say anything if they knew because it would cause widespread panic and chaos, which would suck if it ended up narrowly missing.  You don't have to worry until all the politicians start hiding out in mile-deep bunkers.

I suspect they won't tell us when they start to move the pols to the bunkers. For pols, "transparency" has its limits.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Bloodfart on February 06, 2013, 08:08:37 AM
Ignorance is bliss.  I have no clue what prompted this thread and I have no intention of finding out either.   :dance:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Winters on February 06, 2013, 08:31:57 AM
Big 12 champs  :fatty:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 06, 2013, 08:56:18 AM
Ever had the dream you were on a plane and it was going to crash?  IMO, that's the best way to know how you would react in the face of certain death. 
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: ben ji on February 06, 2013, 09:04:51 AM
Sup guyz?

Me? Nothing much, just planning my escape route from the city to the family compound(farm) in western kansas.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: CNS on February 06, 2013, 09:52:28 AM
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The small near-Earth asteroid 2012 DA14 will pass very close to Earth on February 15, so close that it will pass inside the ring of geosynchronous weather and communications satellites. NASA's Near-Earth Object Program Office can accurately predict the asteroid's path with the observations obtained, and it is therefore known that there is no chance that the asteroid might be on a collision course with Earth. Nevertheless, the flyby will provide a unique opportunity for researchers to study a near-Earth object up close.

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/news/asteroid20130201.html (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/asteroids/news/asteroid20130201.html)

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Asteroid 2012 DA14 will be closest to Earth on Feb. 15, at about 11:24 a.m. PST (2:24 p.m. EST and 1924 UTC), when it will be at a distance of about 27,700 kilometers (17,200 miles) above Earth's surface. Although this is close enough for the asteroid to pass inside the ring of geosynchronous satellites, located about 35,800 kilometers (22,200 miles) above the equator, it will still be well above the vast majority of satellites, including the International Space Station. At its closest, the asteroid will be only about 1/13th of the distance to the moon. The asteroid will fly by our planet quite rapidly, at a speed of about 17,400 mph (7.8 kilometers per second) in a south-to-north direction with respect to Earth.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: OK_Cat on February 06, 2013, 10:28:18 AM
Has anyone in the history of life managed to eff something up so bad as that worthless rough ridin' halfbreed in the oval office?  Amazing that someone can destroy everything in his path and even more amazing that stupid rough ridin' motherfuckers would vote for a worthless rough ridin' piece of crap like this and support him.  No wonder we all deserve to die...a country supporting a rough ridin' worthless piece of rough ridin' crap that kills every freedom any citizen has and supports anything his fellow unemployed lazy rough ridin' nogs tells him
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Winters on February 06, 2013, 10:39:48 AM
A week long "We're all going to die" party would be the way I'd like to go out anyways.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: mocat on February 06, 2013, 10:42:51 AM
Ever had the dream you were on a plane and it was going to crash?  IMO, that's the best way to know how you would react in the face of certain death.

This guy has everything you need to know here, with a fantastically soothing voice to boot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_zk2DpgLCs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_zk2DpgLCs)
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: bigwillie20 on February 06, 2013, 10:43:27 AM
Has anyone in the history of life managed to eff something up so bad as that worthless rough ridin' halfbreed in the oval office?  Amazing that someone can destroy everything in his path and even more amazing that stupid rough ridin' motherfuckers would vote for a worthless rough ridin' piece of crap like this and support him.  No wonder we all deserve to die...a country supporting a rough ridin' worthless piece of rough ridin' crap that kills every freedom any citizen has and supports anything his fellow unemployed lazy rough ridin' nogs tells him

Jesus christ give it a rest you rough ridin' worthless piece of rough ridin' crap

Hopefully it just happens to strike you so everyone can come to your grave and piss and crap on you
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Winters on February 06, 2013, 10:51:19 AM
 :peek: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Gooch on February 06, 2013, 12:22:52 PM
I'm scared, what if we never get to see DSams start?

that may never happen anyway
The only person more wrong in the world is DJDT.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: DQ12 on February 08, 2013, 09:55:28 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.cdn.turner.com%2Fcnn%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F130207133417-asteroid-2012-da14-graphic-horizontal-gallery.jpg&hash=6251021831018ccdeaad5dd0219e15309282e409)
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: DQ12 on February 15, 2013, 09:33:21 AM
Today's the day!


 :ohno:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: CHONGS on February 15, 2013, 09:47:43 AM
~ 1:30 ish?

Ts and Ps guys.

TEES AND PEES.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: DQ12 on February 15, 2013, 09:57:04 AM
i'm legitimately slightly worried.  i know it's ridiculous, but hey, i'm not afraid of clowns or bugs.  we're all allowed to have a couple of irrational fears.

This fear is irrational, RIGHT CHINGON?

 :ohno:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: bigwillie20 on February 15, 2013, 10:02:55 AM
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Breaking News ?@BreakingNews
Russian meteor blast more powerful than North Korea nuclear test; largest rock to hit Earth since 1908 - @NatureNews http://bit.ly/X9ImJj
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 15, 2013, 10:04:32 AM
i can't get over the heat these things generate. a 42 meter wide asteroid does the "clothing ignites" thing from like, 50 miles away.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: ben ji on February 15, 2013, 10:19:35 AM
Something about russia seems to attract these meteorites
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: 8manpick on February 15, 2013, 10:29:02 AM
So it is during the day, so we won't be able to see anything, right?
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Winters on February 15, 2013, 10:31:27 AM
I'll be in class  :frown:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: ksucrcoop on February 15, 2013, 10:34:09 AM
http://youtu.be/GbaQD6eF_qc?t=7s (http://youtu.be/GbaQD6eF_qc?t=7s)
 :ohno:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: bigwillie20 on February 15, 2013, 11:46:26 AM
http://investmentwatchblog.com/breaking-meteor-crash-this-time-in-cuba/ (http://investmentwatchblog.com/breaking-meteor-crash-this-time-in-cuba/)

 :sdeek:


 :runaway:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: steve dave on February 15, 2013, 11:48:52 AM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: steve dave on February 15, 2013, 11:59:11 AM
Something about russia seems to attract these meteorites

yeah, what are the odds that the largest country also has the most meteor strikes. 1 in a million deal.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: DQ12 on February 15, 2013, 12:10:09 PM
http://investmentwatchblog.com/breaking-meteor-crash-this-time-in-cuba/ (http://investmentwatchblog.com/breaking-meteor-crash-this-time-in-cuba/)

 :sdeek:


 :runaway:
InvestmentWatchBlog is pretty much the only source i trust when it comes to meteor-related news.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: OK_Cat on February 15, 2013, 12:17:54 PM
Something about russia seems to attract these meteorites

yeah, what are the odds that the largest country also has the most meteor strikes. 1 in a million deal.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 15, 2013, 01:50:27 PM
1:50. Are we all clear? I noticed it got extra bright around 1:35. Gradually got dimmer. Was I imagining things? Because that is certainly something I would do.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 15, 2013, 01:54:55 PM
1:50. Are we all clear? I noticed it got extra bright around 1:35. Gradually got dimmer. Was I imagining things? Because that is certainly something I would do because I smoke a lot of pot in HS.
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: OK_Cat on February 15, 2013, 02:41:24 PM
nothing to see, just mother nature sending another pud to do a man's job.

Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: star seed 7 on February 16, 2013, 02:41:26 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ash4%2F422582_291063414355767_1830843500_n.jpg&hash=c32b871b33cc79e0343173fc2a574853df9deec5)
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: DQ12 on February 16, 2013, 03:08:37 PM
phew
Title: Re: Asteroid/Doomsday Master Thread: Featuring HAIQ'r Chingon!
Post by: CNS on February 25, 2013, 03:00:11 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/world/2013/02/23/erin-nye-will-next-asteroid-hit.cnn (http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/world/2013/02/23/erin-nye-will-next-asteroid-hit.cnn)

Bill Nye on Team Astroid Will Kill Us All