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Title: Alabama Cheats
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on January 30, 2013, 10:36:01 PM
Figured we should have a topic on this Deer Antler stuff. We finally know why they won back 2 back titles. Sorry if me'd

http://fansided.com/2013/01/29/alabama-players-may-have-used-banned-substances-before-2012-national-title-game/ (http://fansided.com/2013/01/29/alabama-players-may-have-used-banned-substances-before-2012-national-title-game/)
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: bones129 on January 30, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
Figured we should have a topic on this Deer Antler stuff. We finally know why they won back 2 back titles. Sorry if me'd

http://fansided.com/2013/01/29/alabama-players-may-have-used-banned-substances-before-2012-national-title-game/ (http://fansided.com/2013/01/29/alabama-players-may-have-used-banned-substances-before-2012-national-title-game/)

Definitely a "stay tuned" story. Interesting to see where it goes and if The Tide gets rolled.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: ednksu on January 30, 2013, 11:01:47 PM
nothing happened to them with all their shady recruitment and over signing activities.  Nothing will happen to them now.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: AbeFroman on January 30, 2013, 11:03:12 PM
Sounds like if anything they were scammed.

"Here's these stickers, they're much better than those Powerbalance bracelets"
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: Shacks on January 30, 2013, 11:22:43 PM
SEC teams don't play by the same rulebook as the rest of college football when it comes to the BCS and the NCAA.  Look for the NCAA to conveniently look the other way and sweep this one under the rug.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: skycat on January 31, 2013, 01:26:06 AM
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The company, Sports with Alternatives to Steroids or S.W.A.T.S., is run out of the back of a gym near Birmingham.

Seems legit.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on January 31, 2013, 03:03:03 AM
Damn where can I get some of that deer antler crap?
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: Mr Bread on January 31, 2013, 06:38:50 AM
Sounds like if anything they were scammed.

"Here's these stickers, they're much better than those Powerbalance bracelets"

A sticker that you place over your heart that gives your heart more energy.  That's the rough ridin' sales pitch. 
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: MadCat on January 31, 2013, 12:15:01 PM
Here, put one of these stickers on your tongue.  Just don't let the flying spiders get you.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on January 31, 2013, 02:48:25 PM
It would probably be really bad for College Football if this were true, but IDC cus I effing hate Alabama and the whole SEC
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: the KHAN! on January 31, 2013, 04:51:22 PM
Deer Antler extract.... :sdeek:
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: MadCat on January 31, 2013, 05:07:48 PM
As long as cheetah blood is safe, we're good.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: PoetWarrior on February 05, 2013, 03:37:12 PM
The state of Alabama was voted the best place to raise more than 4 kids in the northern hemisphere by a European magazine, called Zing.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: kim carnes on February 05, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
The state of Alabama was voted the best place to raise more than 4 kids in the northern hemisphere by a European magazine, called Zing.

oh really?
Title: Alabama Cheats
Post by: felix rex on February 06, 2013, 12:32:50 AM
Sounds like if anything they were scammed.

"Here's these stickers, they're much better than those Powerbalance bracelets"

A sticker that you place over your heart that gives your heart more energy.  That's the rough ridin' sales pitch.

This is stuff from the Chinese. So you KNOW it's good. I mean, Chineses are HUGE! That's from eating New Zealand deer antlers for a thousand years ago. Here put this pyramid sticker on your face and winning time!
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: qatzmanchu on February 06, 2013, 08:03:36 AM
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The company, Sports with Alternatives to Steroids or S.W.A.T.S., is run out of the back of a gym near Birmingham.

Seems legit.

Seems kind of dumb to name your company with the illicit drug that you are providing an illicit alternative to. Not even crack dealers would call their comapny "High with Alternatives to Cocaine." Should have tried something generic like BALCO.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: puniraptor on February 06, 2013, 10:09:16 AM
i am interested in starting competing sports leagues with no PED rules. National Enhanced Baseball League. probly could overtake mlb in no time.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: MadCat on February 06, 2013, 04:50:19 PM
i am interested in starting competing sports leagues with no PED rules. National Enhanced Baseball League. probly could overtake mlb in no time.
people would pay good money to watch enhanced freaks
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 06, 2013, 06:27:44 PM
i am interested in starting competing sports leagues with no PED rules. National Enhanced Baseball League. probly could overtake mlb in no time.
people would pay good money to watch enhanced freaks

Huge true.
Title: Alabama Cheats
Post by: puniraptor on February 06, 2013, 07:10:29 PM
I'm looking for investors.
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: wetwillie on February 06, 2013, 07:19:02 PM
I'm looking for investors.

Shark Tank
Title: Re: Alabama Cheats
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on February 16, 2013, 01:08:13 AM
So, this stuff supposedly shouldn't do anything for an athlete's performance. Why did they use it then?

http://news.menshealth.com/deer-antler-spray/2013/02/03/ (http://news.menshealth.com/deer-antler-spray/2013/02/03/)