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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Kat Kid on January 23, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
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Are you automatically butthurt?
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I don't know what you're talking about man.
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No, you have hurt butt.
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay rapey.
fyhp
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
That sounds a lot like failed adult cartoon: "bi-curious george the raping monkey."
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That's why you always take a whiff of your ether before you apply it. Dumbass. LRIQ
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Did you bruise your tailbone, Kat Kid?
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...
I don't see how those stories are similar at all, other than both involving a trip to a doctor's office.
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Wonder what KK put in his butt?
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...
I don't see how those stories are similar at all, other than both involving a trip to a doctor's office.
They are both made up stories to scare kids about things around the Kansas State University campus like the dorms and the campus infirmary. I heard both stories within 2 weeks my freshman year...
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...
Sounds even more similar to the story about the guy in Marlatt Hall (or maybe it was Goodnow) who got all drunk and roofied up and then woke up the next day in a bathtub full of ice with incisions on his sides and his kidneys were removed. Even more weird when you consider Marlatt and Goodnow don't have bathtubs as well as kidneys need to be on ice and not people.
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Wonder what KK put in his butt?
Not sure, but what came out was pretty gross.
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...
Sounds even more similar to the story about the guy in Marlatt Hall (or maybe it was Goodnow) who got all drunk and roofied up and then woke up the next day in a bathtub full of ice with incisions on his sides and his kidneys were removed. Even more weird when you consider Marlatt and Goodnow don't have bathtubs as well as kidneys need to be on ice and not people.
This is why we need a Med school...
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Marlatt and Goodnow had bath tubs when I was in school.
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When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt. The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay". Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.
Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...
Sounds even more similar to the story about the guy in Marlatt Hall (or maybe it was Goodnow) who got all drunk and roofied up and then woke up the next day in a bathtub full of ice with incisions on his sides and his kidneys were removed. Even more weird when you consider Marlatt and Goodnow don't have bathtubs as well as kidneys need to be on ice and not people.
Sounds more like the girl who goes to Europe and meets a guy who works at a morgue and gets dead people maggots all over her vagina story
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sounds like the story i heard about the frat guys that get naked and hold each others dicks and walk around like elephants holding the tail of another elephant.
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fff was butthurt a lot
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sounds like the story i heard about the frat guys that get naked and hold each others dicks and walk around like elephants holding the tail of another elephant.
Did the story indicate if was on a Friday or not? Because unless it was on a Friday, it didn't happen.