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Title: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Kat Kid on January 23, 2013, 02:42:39 PM
Are you automatically butthurt?
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Bloodfart on January 23, 2013, 02:45:25 PM
I don't know what you're talking about man.
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: star seed 7 on January 23, 2013, 02:49:33 PM
No, you have hurt butt.
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Post by: Institutional Control on January 23, 2013, 02:52:54 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: slobber on January 23, 2013, 02:59:49 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay rapey.
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Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Kat Kid on January 23, 2013, 03:02:15 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.

That sounds a lot like failed adult cartoon: "bi-curious george the raping monkey."
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Post by: The1BigWillie on January 23, 2013, 03:20:38 PM
That's why you always take a whiff of your ether before you apply it. Dumbass. LRIQ
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 23, 2013, 03:32:25 PM
Did you bruise your tailbone, Kat Kid?
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 23, 2013, 03:37:05 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.

Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 23, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.

Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...

I don't see how those stories are similar at all, other than both involving a trip to a doctor's office.
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Gooch on January 23, 2013, 03:50:25 PM
Wonder what KK put in his butt?
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 23, 2013, 03:52:03 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.

Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...

I don't see how those stories are similar at all, other than both involving a trip to a doctor's office.

They are both made up stories to scare kids about things around the Kansas State University campus like the dorms and the campus infirmary. I heard both stories within 2 weeks my freshman year...
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Brock Landers on January 23, 2013, 03:53:25 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.

Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...


Sounds even more similar to the story about the guy in Marlatt Hall (or maybe it was Goodnow) who got all drunk and roofied up and then woke up the next day in a bathtub full of ice with incisions on his sides and his kidneys were removed.  Even more weird when you consider Marlatt and Goodnow don't have bathtubs as well as kidneys need to be on ice and not people.
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Kat Kid on January 23, 2013, 03:54:16 PM
Wonder what KK put in his butt?

Not sure, but what came out was pretty gross.
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 23, 2013, 04:12:44 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.

Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...


Sounds even more similar to the story about the guy in Marlatt Hall (or maybe it was Goodnow) who got all drunk and roofied up and then woke up the next day in a bathtub full of ice with incisions on his sides and his kidneys were removed.  Even more weird when you consider Marlatt and Goodnow don't have bathtubs as well as kidneys need to be on ice and not people.

This is why we need a Med school...
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 23, 2013, 04:14:32 PM
Marlatt and Goodnow had bath tubs when I was in school.
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Post by: mocat on January 23, 2013, 05:53:34 PM
When I was going to K-State there was a rumor that some guy who lived in the dorm went to the doctor because he was waking up in the mornings with some butt hurt.  The doctor examined him and told him that anal sex may cause some butt pain. The dude was like, "I'm not gay".  Went back to his dorm room and found a bottle of ether in his roommates stuff. Replaced the ether with water. The next night after he went to bed, the roommate got out the ether bottle and put some on a towel. But when he went to put it on the dude's face he jumped out and beat him with a bat.

Never saw it in the paper so it was probably just an urban legend that guys in fraternities say to make living in a dorm seem gay.

Sounds similiar to the story of a girl going to Lafene because she was having migranes and they told her to take 1000 mg of aspirin a day, then a week later she went to a doctor's office and found she had a brain tumor...


Sounds even more similar to the story about the guy in Marlatt Hall (or maybe it was Goodnow) who got all drunk and roofied up and then woke up the next day in a bathtub full of ice with incisions on his sides and his kidneys were removed.  Even more weird when you consider Marlatt and Goodnow don't have bathtubs as well as kidneys need to be on ice and not people.

Sounds more like the girl who goes to Europe and meets a guy who works at a morgue and gets dead people maggots all over her vagina story
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: star seed 7 on January 23, 2013, 05:55:57 PM
sounds like the story i heard about the frat guys that get naked and hold each others dicks and walk around like elephants holding the tail of another elephant.
Title: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: steve dave on January 23, 2013, 05:57:07 PM
fff was butthurt a lot
Title: Re: Like, what if your butt really hurts?
Post by: Institutional Control on January 23, 2013, 06:00:29 PM
sounds like the story i heard about the frat guys that get naked and hold each others dicks and walk around like elephants holding the tail of another elephant.

Did the story indicate if was on a Friday or not? Because unless it was on a Friday, it didn't happen.