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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: ben ji on January 22, 2013, 11:06:55 AM
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Sheesh, are they coming out of the woodwork at your office today as well?
KU grad on my team came over earlier to make some small talk. I pretended he wasnt there but he just kept talking about some McLemore kid so I JUMPED UP AND KNOCKED HIS COFFE MUG OUT OF HIS HAND AND THE HOT COFFEE WENT ALL OVER HIS FACE! Should of seen the look on that guys face!!
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The guy that sits across from me is a HUGE ku fan as well(emporia state grad). He asked me if I thought KSU could keep it close...I told him I think we would win..then when he got up to go to the bathroom I broke his keyboard in 2 peices and pretended I didnt know what happend. Deep down inside I was DYING of laughter though because it was totally me.
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On my walk to campus this morning, I saw a car parked on the street with the windows all frosted up and a Kansas Jayhawks license plate. I unzipped my fly and peed all over the windshield which was funny in itself, but the hot urine caused the windshield to quickly expand and shatter. Kept peeing to make sure I got some pee on the seats inside the car. :emawkid:
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O man! Was just in the bathroom taking a piss and a guy in a KU hoody walked into the shitter...I casually switched directions and PISSED ALL OVER HIS FEET! DUDE WAS SUPER ANGRY AND YELLING! but he totally didnt know it was me because I walked out real quick!
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I gave KU coworker a loan so he could buy a new car. Now he can commute to work in a reliable and timely fashion. :emawkid:
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The only KU fan employed at my office just comes in after hours to clean up.
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I told this guy at the gas station this morning that his KU jacket was really ugly....and then I called them Chickenhawks.
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So today i was walking to class (circa 8 am) and i see this guy with a KU beanie cap (probably to keep him warm, it was so cold!!!??). we were both waiting at the intersection of denison and claflin and he was like "man so many people are rushing to class right now" and i said "ya i know where are you going" and before he even uttered a word i finished the sentence for him saying "TO THE HOSPITAL" while pushing him infront of a KSU cat fan extended cab 4x4 pickup. the driver hit him then backed up over him and got out as we both high fived and everyone honked their horns in approval
his status is IDK AND IDC!
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Ate at a steakhouse yesterday. Waiter(MU guy) said that he hopes we win because the entire kitchen are KU fans and give him crap mercilessly. I tipped him very big and told him that we would win. Kinda a win/win. I mean, he treated us well and I am sure he has to tip out all the kitchen guys too.
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I do not know any KU fans because I do not live in the Lawrence/KC area.
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Put my gum in a girl's hair just now because she had blue jeans on. :curse:
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2 scoops of creapure 15 minutes ago. Do you dudes think I am just downsizing every KU fan at the gym right now?
Well hell yes I am
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O man! Was just in the bathroom taking a piss and a guy in a KU hoody walked into the shitter...I casually switched directions and PISSED ALL OVER HIS FEET! DUDE WAS SUPER ANGRY AND YELLING! but he totally didnt know it was me because I walked out real quick!
ROFL!!! The janitor here is a HUGE ku diehard and made some comment about dbag ksu fans while he was cleaning up my piss so I BARRICADED THE BATHROOM DOOR SHUT AND GAVE HIM AT LEAST 7 SWIRLYS before I let him go because he wasnt breathing.
LOLLERZ
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Wearing a black #fatty4Ksu hoodie and throwing around 110 dumbells like they are matchsticks
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Wearing a black #fatty4Ksu hoodie and throwing around 110 dumbells like they are matchsticks
With a backwards purple ball cap on too?
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Was at the rec this morning around 6am. Some guy wearing KU shorts was getting ready to do some bench press reps. (Had only 35s on each side of the bar :lol: ) and he hollered at me asking if I could spot him. After three reps his arms start shaking and he says last one and pushes it to my hands. I grab it as if to help him rack it but then yell EMAW and let it drop on his face then left.
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Wearing a black #fatty4Ksu hoodie and throwing around 110 dumbells like they are matchsticks
With a backwards purple ball cap on too?
I have fantastic hair and most KU fans started shaving their heads at 26 so I like to let the hair flow in front of them
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Was at the rec this morning around 6am. Some guy wearing KU shorts was getting ready to do some bench press reps. (Had only 35s on each side of the bar :lol: ) and he hollered at me asking if I could spot him. After three reps his arms start shaking and he says last one and pushes it to my hands. I grab it as if to help him rack it but then yell EMAW and let it drop on his face then left.
I was too scottw, but I was upstairs in the new cardio room. I heard the scream over my noise cancelling headphones so I asked the guy on the treadmill next to me what was up. He said some dumb sqwawk just got his jaw broken, and we had a good laugh about it.
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Wearing a black #fatty4Ksu hoodie and throwing around 110 dumbells like they are matchsticks
With a backwards purple ball cap on too?
I have fantastic hair and most KU fans started shaving their heads at 26 so I like to let the hair flow in front of them
:thumbs:
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"Hey guy, see the purple chalk and 300 lbs on that bar? You're on my bench"
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LOL!!! :lol:
Was walking my adorable dog over the lunch break and it stops in the middle of a driveway and just unloads a MONSTER CRAP. I felt bad but then I looked up and saw they were flying a KU flag so I let it slide. 20 seconds later a the homeowner pulls in the driveway and GETS DOG crap ALL UP IN THEIR TIRES!!!!
I totally high fived my dog after that.
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Just had an awkward moment with KU coworker.
I was sitting at my desk cutting two rails of coke when KU fan walks in looking pitiful and stupid as usual. I graciously offered him one. Slowly he starts walking around the front of my huge mahogany desk. That's when I used my patented double barrel technique and hammered both lines. I stood up and looked down at his fat confused face and said "so marijuana's pretty cool right?" then pretended to highfive him and mushed his dumbass face as I walked out.
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Just had an awkward moment with KU coworker.
I was sitting at my desk cutting two rails of coke when KU fan walks in looking pitiful and stupid as usual. I graciously offered him one. Slowly he starts walking around the front of my huge mahogany desk. That's when I used my patented double barrel technique and hammered both lines. I stood up and looked down at his fat confused face and said "so marijuana's pretty cool right?" then pretended to highfive him and mushed his dumbass face as I walked out.
Sounds like you have a pretty neat job.
edit: obviously I meant that because of your huge mahogany desk
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Just had an awkward moment with KU coworker.
I was sitting at my desk cutting two rails of coke when KU fan walks in looking pitiful and stupid as usual. I graciously offered him one. Slowly he starts walking around the front of my huge mahogany desk. That's when I used my patented double barrel technique and hammered both lines. I stood up and looked down at his fat confused face and said "so marijuana's pretty cool right?" then pretended to highfive him and mushed his dumbass face as I walked out.
Sounds like you have a pretty neat job.
edit: obviously I meant that because of your huge mahogany desk
:jumpinghighfive:
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Just had an awkward moment with KU coworker.
I was sitting at my desk cutting two rails of coke when KU fan walks in looking pitiful and stupid as usual. I graciously offered him one. Slowly he starts walking around the front of my huge mahogany desk. That's when I used my patented double barrel technique and hammered both lines. I stood up and looked down at his fat confused face and said "so marijuana's pretty cool right?" then pretended to highfive him and mushed his dumbass face as I walked out.
Sounds like you have a pretty neat job.
edit: obviously I meant that because of your huge mahogany desk
:jumpinghighfive:
They're replacing some window AC units here at my apartment building, and our HVAC guy is a real big KU fan. So, I open the window to shout down at him that his stupid Jayhawk hat is real stupid, ya know? But, when I open up the window I can see him down there talking crap about K-State to his buddy. Since they're on scaffolding and have nowhere to go, I stuck my ass out the window and took a dump on his head.
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Just had an awkward moment with KU coworker.
I was sitting at my desk cutting two rails of coke when KU fan walks in looking pitiful and stupid as usual. I graciously offered him one. Slowly he starts walking around the front of my huge mahogany desk. That's when I used my patented double barrel technique and hammered both lines. I stood up and looked down at his fat confused face and said "so marijuana's pretty cool right?" then pretended to highfive him and mushed his dumbass face as I walked out.
Sounds like you have a pretty neat job.
edit: obviously I meant that because of your huge mahogany desk
:jumpinghighfive:
They're replacing some window AC units here at my apartment building, and our HVAC guy is a real big KU fan. So, I open the window to shout down at him that his stupid Jayhawk hat is real stupid, ya know? But, when I open up the window I can see him down there talking crap about K-State to his buddy. Since they're on scaffolding and have nowhere to go, I stuck my ass out the window and took a dump on his head.
:lol: ksudeuce :thumbs:
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don't work with any. thank goodness though because they're all incredible dorks.
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there's a very large woman that works at the hair salon across the street. she looks like a trashier version of honey boo boo's mom.
she was taking out the garbage this morning and noticed the chrome powercat emblem on my car.
"Boo!" she said. I looked puzzled. She told me that she grew up in Ark City and that she was a huge Jayhawk fan. Huge.
I asked her what year she graduated, and she informed me that she's never been north of Wichita, so she wasn't a grad.
Feeling bad for her, I told her to schedule me for an appointment at 3 today.
I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW UP, AND NOT GOING TO CALL HER AHEAD OF TIME TO LET HER KNOW!
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I was talking to this KU fan today and I asked him what he thought about the game tonight. He didn't say anything so I asked him again and he still didn't say anything. Then I realized I was talking to a turd in the toilet.
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Had to go to the custodian closet aka allen fieldhouse basement at the office to tell the guys about a clogged toilet and I got blasted with the fight song when they opened the door.
sheesh.
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GIGGLESNORTZ
I went down to the Cafeteria to grab an ice cold dr pepper just a second ago...when I get to the register the guy working it has on a KU pin and starts asking me something. I totally didnt even listen to what he said then POURED MY DR PEPPER ALL OVER HIS HEAD! Stupid poor is going to be soaking wet the rest of the day! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I kinda forgot we had a game because basketball is so small time and then a huge dork wearing a ku starter jacket reminded me.
Go Cats.
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I was talking to this KU fan and then I stepped on his face and slipped but then I realized I was talking to a pile of throw up.
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi743.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx74%2FHawker13%2Fbth_Chandler_zps19964018.jpg&hash=96b546184be8bafb1724e21645dcf085dfea6e6e)
Not impressed.
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http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=2401165&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1
Fabric doesn't seem to enjoy much . . . of anything.
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All of the men in my office who are ku fans thought kstate would win, except for the one who posts on phog.net(cerified Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), I know)
All the women either didn't know there was a game, or asked where it was being played before answering ku.
I'll let y'all (conjunction ku guy taught me) decide what the takeaway is here.