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Title: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: bones129 on January 17, 2013, 11:55:27 PM: I couldn't decide initially whether to start this thread in the KSU Football forum, or here. Figured here was better.

Question: If you decided to create, participate in the creation of, or acquiesce in the creation of, an imiginary girlfriend for yourself, what would be her attributes?
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 18, 2013, 12:11:15 AM: It would depend on who I'm talking to. The number 1 rule would be to completely one up everybody, no matter what they say.
Title: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: puniraptor on January 18, 2013, 12:16:04 AM: Goth
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Post by: DQ12 on January 18, 2013, 12:34:10 AM: Canadian
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 18, 2013, 12:42:08 AM: She needs to live close enough for your relationship to be believable, but far enough away that your friends won't try to find her. Like if you live in Manhattan, she needs to live at least as far away as Kansas City.
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: The Big Train on January 18, 2013, 12:52:23 AM: Huge tits
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 18, 2013, 12:58:06 AM: Quote from: The Big Train on January 18, 2013, 12:52:23 AM
Huge tits

Well, yeah, that goes without saying.
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: ednksu on January 18, 2013, 03:25:04 AM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdistilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fb1b13bcc606e11e2bfc622000a9d0dda_7.jpg&hash=9a024423f4a027b46cad79998f1390c3ab0322d5)
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Post by: Bloodfart on January 18, 2013, 09:36:43 AM: "You should see my girlfriend you'd crap yourself."
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Post by: RickRampus on January 18, 2013, 09:38:17 AM: her Dad is on the Forbes list, and has box seats in the new LHCBSFS
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM: Lower back tat and a sleeve tat. :drool:
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Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on January 18, 2013, 10:25:53 AM: Thought I was in the GPC thread title thread for a minute, my mistake!!
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: CNS on January 18, 2013, 10:28:00 AM: Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM
Lower back tat and a sleeve tat. :drool:

Nope, Side Tat.
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: Willesgirl on January 18, 2013, 10:30:44 AM: Quote from: CNS Casey on January 18, 2013, 10:28:00 AM
Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM
Lower back tat and a sleeve tat. :drool:

Nope, Side Tat.

:barf:

My imaginary girlfriend does not have tattoos. And she wears a scarf all of the time like a Euro soccer fan.
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: CNS on January 18, 2013, 10:34:45 AM: Quote from: Willesgirl on January 18, 2013, 10:30:44 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on January 18, 2013, 10:28:00 AM
Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM
Lower back tat and a sleeve tat. :drool:

Nope, Side Tat.

:barf:

My imaginary girlfriend does not have tattoos. And she wears a scarf all of the time like a Euro soccer fan.

Serious replies only, please.
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 18, 2013, 10:36:27 AM: Quote from: CNS Casey on January 18, 2013, 10:34:45 AM
Quote from: Willesgirl on January 18, 2013, 10:30:44 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on January 18, 2013, 10:28:00 AM
Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 09:40:30 AM
Lower back tat and a sleeve tat. :drool:

Nope, Side Tat.

:barf:

My imaginary girlfriend does not have tattoos. And she wears a scarf all of the time like a Euro soccer fan.

Serious replies only, please.
Side tat. :love: Six to midnight.
Title: Re: Imiginary Girlfriend, Te'o Style
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 18, 2013, 10:47:02 AM: Sounds like this girl works out a lot too, CNS. You know, one of those girls that wears the sports bra at the gym to show off the side tat. Man, my new gf rocks.
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on January 18, 2013, 12:37:29 PM: Quote from: fanningksu on January 18, 2013, 10:47:02 AM
Sounds like this girl works out a lot too, CNS. You know, one of those girls that wears the sports bra at the gym to show off the side tat. Man, my new gf rocks.

Don't start this tattoo crap again :nono:
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Post by: OK_Cat on January 18, 2013, 01:17:53 PM: enjoy the herpes, fellas
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Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 18, 2013, 01:35:50 PM: Quote from: Dlew12 on January 18, 2013, 12:34:10 AM
Canadian

Quote from: The Big Train on January 18, 2013, 12:52:23 AM
Huge tits

I had a one-year long-distance relationship with a gal in Toronto. She was smart, stunningly hot and wanted to sex all the time.

And lordy, in the end I really wish she was imaginary. :sadpeek: