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Title: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: steve dave on December 31, 2012, 09:11:57 AM
OMG
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 31, 2012, 09:13:27 AM
By Kanye!!!  :love:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 31, 2012, 09:14:28 AM
Going to be a great looking child.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 31, 2012, 09:16:25 AM
Take that kris humphries and reggie bush, you puds!
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 31, 2012, 09:19:23 AM
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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 31, 2012, 09:24:28 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: CNS on December 31, 2012, 09:35:23 AM
So is that kid going to be mumped up or the most mumped up ever?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: steve dave on December 31, 2012, 09:43:25 AM
So is that kid going to be mumped up or the most mumped up ever?

why?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Winters on December 31, 2012, 09:59:24 AM
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Title: Re: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: CNS on December 31, 2012, 10:07:29 AM
So is that kid going to be mumped up or the most mumped up ever?

why?

We are talking about the kim that became famous for a sextape and has had camera crews moved into her house since to film a constant reality tv show documenting how Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) they are?

Also, Kanye.

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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Kat Kid on December 31, 2012, 10:13:55 AM
So is that kid going to be mumped up or the most mumped up ever?

why?

the correct answer is yes.  Disaster.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 31, 2012, 10:34:28 AM
The kid is going to be a huge Beyonce fan and Taylor Swift hater. 
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 31, 2012, 10:38:56 AM
So is that kid going to be mumped up or the most mumped up ever?

why?

the correct answer is yes.  Disaster.

this
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on December 31, 2012, 11:31:47 AM
Goddamnit SD I was supposed to break this news, you stole my scoop.  As the founding member of #TeamKimye I got the text at 2AM but I've been too busy poppin bottles to get on the board.  Imma let you get this one because I'm so happy.

 :excited:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on December 31, 2012, 11:36:41 AM
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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: michigancat on December 31, 2012, 11:37:51 AM
He will play division 1 sports at a college in the Los Angeles area. And will be awesome.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: steve dave on December 31, 2012, 11:38:26 AM
the kid will be born shitting gold nuggets. and all you haters gonna hate.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on December 31, 2012, 11:41:17 AM
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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: michigancat on December 31, 2012, 11:44:05 AM
the kid will be born shitting gold nuggets. and all you haters gonna hate.

yeah. kids of parents w/ this kind of money rarely turn into fuckups. (seriously). I mean blue ivy and this kid will probably combine for the most boss presidential ticket ever.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 31, 2012, 11:46:42 AM
The first time I came upon a Kanye song was a spiritual moment for me. I can only imagine this is what happens when you meet him in real life. You got a good one Kimye Kim, take care of him!
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on December 31, 2012, 11:54:54 AM
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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: steve dave on December 31, 2012, 11:55:22 AM
ha, just figured out what fanning's confusion was. adorable.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on December 31, 2012, 11:56:55 AM
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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on December 31, 2012, 11:58:17 AM
The first time I came upon a Kanye song was a spiritual moment for me. I can only imagine this is what happens when you meet him in real life. You got a good one Kimye, take care of him!

kimye is both of them you noob kim+kanye
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 31, 2012, 11:59:22 AM
The first time I came upon a Kanye song was a spiritual moment for me. I can only imagine this is what happens when you meet him in real life. You got a good one Kimye, take care of him!

kimye is both of them you noob kim+kanye
Whoops!  :lol:  :clac:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 31, 2012, 12:33:43 PM
i don't believe op. where's your source?

i hope it's true and the hype is so great that it spawns a religion or something.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 31, 2012, 12:40:31 PM
i will enjoy watching her body go through pregnancy.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 31, 2012, 12:43:54 PM
i will enjoy watching her body go through pregnancy.   :fatty:

take it to gpc, creep.
Title: Re: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: CNS on December 31, 2012, 12:44:26 PM
i will enjoy watching her body go through pregnancy.  :sdeek:

Makes one of us.  Shits gonna fall apart.

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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 31, 2012, 01:18:41 PM
I like Kanye, Kim is just the worst.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: steve dave on December 31, 2012, 01:20:23 PM
I bet Scott Disick is a god parent
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: CNS on December 31, 2012, 01:39:10 PM
Jay Z will mush the crap out of that loser for Godfather.

Also, better enjoy the elite rap duo stuff for the next year or so, because the first time Kim tries to play date this kid with Blue Ivy, Beyonce is gonna shut this crap down.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 31, 2012, 01:44:47 PM
Could you imagine getting disciplined by Kanye?

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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: michigancat on December 31, 2012, 01:46:48 PM
Jay Z will mush the crap out of that loser for Godfather.

Also, better enjoy the elite rap duo stuff for the next year or so, because the first time Kim tries to play date this kid with Blue Ivy, Beyonce is gonna shut this crap down.

nah, that would be a rough ridin' elite play date. crap.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on December 31, 2012, 01:50:52 PM
The first time I came upon a Kanye song was a spiritual moment for me. I can only imagine this is what happens when you meet him in real life. You got a good one Kimye, take care of him!

kimye is both of them you noob kim+kanye

Kanye will have an explosive public tirade over this name someday soon.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: kim carnes on December 31, 2012, 02:03:46 PM
Fanning is really dumb
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: AbeFroman on December 31, 2012, 02:15:33 PM
I see the grandma internet ppv'ing the birth
Title: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: felix rex on December 31, 2012, 02:34:20 PM
I bet Scott Disick is a god parent

I would marry a kardashian for this privilege.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Johnny Wichita on December 31, 2012, 02:38:41 PM
I bet Scott Disick is a god parent

It's Lord Disick to you, peasant. 
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: bones129 on December 31, 2012, 04:12:21 PM
So what's oscar Jenner think of all this? Poor guy is always left in the background. Everybody's forgotten about him.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: CNS on December 31, 2012, 04:15:18 PM
The yet to be born kid is already too bigtime for that loser.

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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: GoodForAnother on December 31, 2012, 04:31:17 PM
ohhhh it's the two names combined!

that's great, haha
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 31, 2012, 04:36:25 PM
ohhhh it's the two names combined!

that's great, haha
Yup. It's quite the pickle.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Mr Bread on December 31, 2012, 05:37:40 PM
I bet Scott Disick is a god parent

It's Lord Disick to you, peasant.

oh man :lol:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: star seed 7 on December 31, 2012, 05:39:32 PM
I like Kanye, Kim is just the worst.

quality stuff from limestone as usual.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: slobber on December 31, 2012, 05:41:59 PM
ohhhh it's the two names combined!

that's great, haha
Yup. It's quite the pickle.
I saw the title and the poster and figured sd's wife was with child. I guess her name isn't Kimye.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Winters on January 01, 2013, 03:43:31 AM
This kid has almost as big an uphill climb as my kid. hope for the best!
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: The Big Train on January 01, 2013, 06:06:34 PM
What if the kids name is Kimye?  :runaway:
Title: Re: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: CNS on January 01, 2013, 06:17:07 PM
What if the kids name is Kimye?  :runaway:

Would completely change my prediction.

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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 01, 2013, 06:19:15 PM
I hope Mason D clowns this stupid kid everyday.
Title: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: felix rex on January 01, 2013, 10:38:13 PM
There is going to be some elite level bad uncling in this family. Maybe most elite ever. I mean, Lamar Odom who eats candy at halftime of NBA games just became the "responsible" uncle.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Kat Kid on January 01, 2013, 10:39:48 PM
There is going to be some elite level bad uncling in this family. Maybe most elite ever. I mean, Lamar Odom who eats candy at halftime of NBA games just became the "responsible" uncle.

I would be a little more concerned about the aunts/cousins here.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Cire on January 01, 2013, 10:41:49 PM
Oh man that ass is gonna get HUGE. 
Title: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: felix rex on January 01, 2013, 11:00:06 PM
There is going to be some elite level bad uncling in this family. Maybe most elite ever. I mean, Lamar Odom who eats candy at halftime of NBA games just became the "responsible" uncle.

I would be a little more concerned about the aunts/cousins here.

Yes. There is gonna be some amazing drunken thanksgiving events here.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: OK_Cat on January 02, 2013, 11:43:59 AM
as soon as baby 'ye pops out, he's going to impregnate all of the nurses.

 :love:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on January 02, 2013, 10:38:49 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/01/pregnant-kim-kardashian-new-years-eve-photos_n_2392382.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: bones129 on January 03, 2013, 12:07:53 AM
I wonder if Kris Jenner (Kardashian) is envious. Just sayin'
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: pissclams on January 03, 2013, 09:54:51 AM
they should have kept his mouth wired shut
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on January 03, 2013, 03:24:55 PM
I wonder if Kris Jenner (Kardashian) is envious. Just sayin'

Kris Jenner is hot
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: bones129 on January 05, 2013, 09:16:01 PM
Not so fast...seems Kimmie is still married to Kris Humphries, so under Cali law he's the presumed daddy. Kanye will have to prove he delivered the causative loin fruit. Let the fight begin. BTW, is there some K-family rule requiring Kim to see only guys if their names begin with "K"?

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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: pissclams on February 28, 2013, 05:32:49 PM
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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: michigancat on February 28, 2013, 06:02:40 PM
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Title: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: steve dave on February 28, 2013, 06:24:24 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: The Big Train on June 21, 2013, 12:50:57 AM
North West.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 21, 2013, 08:37:24 AM
North West.  :sdeek:

is his middle name Bynorth?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 21, 2013, 08:45:44 AM
North West.  :sdeek:

That has to be a rough ridin' joke, right? 
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Tobias on June 21, 2013, 08:54:26 AM
there are some truly terrible celebrity baby names out there, this only seems medium-bad all things considered.

is kim even kim west yet?  who is she married to at the moment?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 21, 2013, 08:55:41 AM
there are some truly terrible celebrity baby names out there, this only seems medium-bad all things considered.

is kim even kim west yet?  who is she married to at the moment?

ray j?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Trim on June 21, 2013, 09:00:31 AM
That kid eventually will be named Hosie Holomon IV.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: OK_Cat on June 21, 2013, 09:21:23 AM
That kid eventually will be named Hosie Holomon IV.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: KSUblumpkin on June 21, 2013, 02:19:04 PM
Can't wait till the day North West tweets: "North West watching North by North West."  What a mind eff that will be.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: star seed 7 on June 21, 2013, 02:27:30 PM
Can't wait till the day North West tweets: "North West watching North by North West."  What a mind eff that will be.

also good to know that he'd be watching the classics.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: KSUblumpkin on June 21, 2013, 02:53:10 PM
Can't wait till the day North West tweets: "North West watching North by North West."  What a mind eff that will be.

also good to know that he'd be watching the classics.

Very true.  It'd be a boss tweet from an awesome dude.  When you are named after two directions that combine to form one direction, you know your are going to be a freaking stud.  Great name choice.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 21, 2013, 02:56:38 PM
there are some truly terrible celebrity baby names out there, this only seems medium-bad all things considered.

is kim even kim west yet?  who is she married to at the moment?

ray j?
Still married to Humphries. No lie.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: puniraptor on June 21, 2013, 03:10:53 PM
Kris Hump needs to stop being a pussy and claim custody of Kanye's baby then.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Tobias on June 21, 2013, 03:30:06 PM
north kardashian-humphries-west?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Trim on June 21, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
north kardashian-humphries-west?

-holomon.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Tobias on June 21, 2013, 03:50:57 PM
north kardashian-humphries-west?

-holomon.

ah yes, truly the 4th
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on June 25, 2013, 01:14:32 AM
there are some truly terrible celebrity baby names out there, this only seems medium-bad all things considered.

is kim even kim west yet?  who is she married to at the moment?

ray j?
Still married to Humphries. No lie.

lie.

Is it that difficult to type "Kris Humphries divorce" into a search engine or a url bar?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: The Big Train on June 27, 2013, 05:31:05 PM
They grow up so fast!

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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 05, 2014, 01:43:02 PM
Ms. Wacky just told me that she heard they're divorcing.  :lol: No one can stand her after they plant their seed.  :lol:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: Institutional Control on December 05, 2014, 01:51:19 PM
Ms. Wacky just told me that she heard they're divorcing.  :lol: No one can stand her after they plant their seed.  :lol:

Hasn't she only had 1 seed?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: puniraptor on December 05, 2014, 01:52:13 PM
one zygote

many many many gametes
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 05, 2014, 01:53:33 PM
She's so overrated. @MIR is going to go bat crap when he see's this post.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: michigancat on December 05, 2014, 02:11:25 PM
Overrated as what?
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 05, 2014, 02:14:29 PM
Overrated as what?
At being hott. I mean, I get the appeal, but she's so damn annoying that I can't see past it.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: AbeFroman on December 05, 2014, 02:45:59 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't find her attractive fwiw, but I see why people do
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 05, 2014, 03:50:23 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't find her attractive fwiw, but I see why people do

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Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: MakeItRain on December 05, 2014, 06:20:03 PM
She's so overrated. @MIR is going to go bat crap when he see's this post.  :ohno:

1. Don't let the mrs get on those gossip sites on your devices, :virus:
2. Why would I go batshit, I think Kim is attractive, I don't really think her attractiveness is in dispute
3. The main reason I like Kim is that she seems to be pretty poised in the face of constant unnecessary hate. I don't understand why people don't like her, she's just a rich woman. Are the people that don't like her the same people that watch her show? I can't think of any other explanation because I am pretty plugged in with Kanye but I'd don't know nearly enough about Kim to know whether or not I like her. She seems fine when she's on Kimmel.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: star seed 7 on December 05, 2014, 06:46:01 PM
I don't care about her at all because she's unattractive
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: SdK on December 05, 2014, 06:59:14 PM
I love Paris Hilton.
Title: Re: Kimye Pregnant!
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 05, 2014, 07:05:59 PM
She's so overrated. @MIR is going to go bat crap when he see's this post.  :ohno:

1. Don't let the mrs get on those gossip sites on your devices, :virus:
2. Why would I go batshit, I think Kim is attractive, I don't really think her attractiveness is in dispute
3. The main reason I like Kim is that she seems to be pretty poised in the face of constant unnecessary hate. I don't understand why people don't like her, she's just a rich woman. Are the people that don't like her the same people that watch her show? I can't think of any other explanation because I am pretty plugged in with Kanye but I'd don't know nearly enough about Kim to know whether or not I like her. She seems fine when she's on Kimmel.
For some reason I thought you were a fan. I watch the show with ms. Wacky sometimes and I guess she just drives me crazy. Super whiney and superficial, but I guess I'd be that way too if I had her life. Who knows? :dunno: