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Title: Guy Friends
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 12:45:16 PM
I don't really have any. I mean I have friends that are guys, but my inner circle has zero guy friends. I'm not sure why this is. Maybe I'm too awesome and they run away? Maybe always having to defer leads to resent? Maybe it's my dad? I dunno. Just looking for theories as to why this may be.

I know goEMAW is wrought with intellectuals, so theorize! :D
Title: Guy Friends
Post by: LickNeckey on December 30, 2012, 12:52:59 PM
If you are a guy you may be homosexual (nothing wrong with this just a heads up)

If you are a female this is normal.  I really don't believe that males and females can really be good friends.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 12:55:03 PM
I have sexed up every female in my inner circle.

Answered both in one fell swoop.

Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: wetwillie on December 30, 2012, 01:31:26 PM
you don't refer to yourself as "Gator" do you?
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 01:34:20 PM
I do not. I refer to myself by my name.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: wetwillie on December 30, 2012, 01:35:55 PM
how strong is your pimp hand?
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 01:39:34 PM
So strong I've broken it twice.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: CNS on December 30, 2012, 01:40:01 PM
Monster

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Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: eastcat on December 30, 2012, 01:45:03 PM
Sundance Khan....  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 30, 2012, 02:37:18 PM
Do you drink? Do you smell? Do you hate sports?
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 03:10:21 PM
Do you drink? Do you smell? Do you hate sports?

I drink. I smell amazing, I'll cite my crew of lesbians as evidence for they have nothing to gain by complimenting me. I love sports.

I think I just one up everyone, or try to, and steal their girls. In ways, fanning, I think we have a lot in common.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 03:11:29 PM
And............after that post I realized that I just go for what is truly important to me. Yeah, I'm the guy that puts "hoes before bros"
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 03:13:29 PM
In true SD style, I will not say everything in one post, but keep making additional ones. (I wanna stay top 50).

Thanks for being my sounding board goEMAW, this is why I came to you.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: FP TC etc. on December 30, 2012, 07:44:13 PM
You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo
Title: Re: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: kitten_mittons on December 30, 2012, 08:01:44 PM
You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo
This might be the case. After the first post I said, "Aww, I will be friends with you, SK." And then by the end of the thread I didn't feel the same way.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: SwiftCat on December 30, 2012, 08:53:15 PM
I have lots of great guy friends. You are probably weird.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: kim carnes on December 30, 2012, 09:14:03 PM
You might be bi
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 30, 2012, 09:19:12 PM
who do you watch sports with?
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: hurtsogood on December 30, 2012, 10:56:42 PM
I think there should be a match making site, but for bros. i have two or three really good bros, but they all hate games like chess and stratego and monopoly, which i love. It'd be great if i could use a match making site to find a stratego-loving bro.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: star seed 7 on December 30, 2012, 11:09:51 PM
gE riskpak?   :excited:
Title: Guy Friends
Post by: felix rex on December 30, 2012, 11:32:15 PM
You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo
This might be the case. After the first post I said, "Aww, I will be friends with you, SK." And then by the end of the thread I didn't feel the same way.

Yeah. You kind of come off sounding like the chicks who say they only have guy friends "because other women are jealous of me."

It's pretty easy to make people like you. Just let them talk about themselves a lot and sound interested and ask questions and then pick one who is actually interesting. Boom. Friended.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 30, 2012, 11:37:39 PM
Yeah, I'm an awesome guy friend. If you're seeking, I take applications quarterly.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: bones129 on December 30, 2012, 11:50:32 PM
You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo
This might be the case. After the first post I said, "Aww, I will be friends with you, SK." And then by the end of the thread I didn't feel the same way.

Yeah. You kind of come off sounding like the chicks who say they only have guy friends "because other women are jealous of me."

It's pretty easy to make people like you. Just let them talk about themselves a lot and sound interested and ask questions and then pick one who is actually interesting. Boom. Friended.

Felix, how true. I use this on a regular basis. Separates the wheat from the chaff.
Title: Guy Friends
Post by: felix rex on December 31, 2012, 01:10:02 AM
You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo
This might be the case. After the first post I said, "Aww, I will be friends with you, SK." And then by the end of the thread I didn't feel the same way.

Yeah. You kind of come off sounding like the chicks who say they only have guy friends "because other women are jealous of me."

It's pretty easy to make people like you. Just let them talk about themselves a lot and sound interested and ask questions and then pick one who is actually interesting. Boom. Friended.

Felix, how true. I use this on a regular basis. Separates the wheat from the chaff.

I was at a party in DC a little after I first moved there and was playing this game and randomly met another dude who was also doing it and we are still besties 5 years later.

It's unnervingly effective.
Title: Re: Guy Friends
Post by: j-dub on December 31, 2012, 10:34:56 AM
i've been in like 20 weddings or something. i'm a good bro.