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Title: Paintball
Post by: AppleJack on December 29, 2012, 05:05:25 PM: I was asked to go today with sisters, niece/nephews, etc. I said sure why not as I have never been before.

eff paintball. I got shot right in the balls and they are a color purple I have never seen before. I have a huge welt on my sternum and got shot right in the adam's apple. I will never go again and I am angry and I want to fight someone.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: GoodForAnother on December 29, 2012, 05:11:43 PM: Sounds like you aren't very good at it. It's more fun if you aren't bad at it.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on December 29, 2012, 05:25:13 PM: wear appropriate clothing and PPE dumbass
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 29, 2012, 05:29:08 PM: D&D dorks laugh at paintball dorks.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: Asteriskhead on December 29, 2012, 05:30:21 PM: Is PPE a generic acronym? I work for a large shipping company. I've never heard it used elsewhere, until today.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 29, 2012, 05:46:43 PM: Quote from: Metalhead on December 29, 2012, 05:30:21 PM
Is PPE a generic acronym? I work for a large shipping company. I've never heard it used elsewhere, until today.
It's used road construction frequently.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: AppleJack on December 29, 2012, 05:53:30 PM: Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on December 29, 2012, 05:25:13 PM
wear appropriate clothing and PPE dumbass

I was wearing little jean shorts and a tank top. What the eff else would I wear?
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: CNS on December 29, 2012, 05:57:17 PM: Personal protective equipt

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Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on December 29, 2012, 06:38:00 PM: Quote from: AppleJack on December 29, 2012, 05:53:30 PM
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on December 29, 2012, 05:25:13 PM
wear appropriate clothing and PPE dumbass

I was wearing little jean shorts and a tank top. What the eff else would I wear?

loose clothing to protect your balls would be a start...
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 29, 2012, 08:15:30 PM: Yep. Paintball won't be my 2013 hobby.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: Bloodfart on December 29, 2012, 08:50:02 PM: It helps if you move around like this guy ---> :dance:
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: Bloodfart on December 29, 2012, 08:55:32 PM: If you ever do paintball again make sure the dipshit handing out the guns checks to make sure the pressures are all the same. It sucked when my gun would just bounce balls off oponents while their guns were blowing chunks of flesh from my body.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: ednksu on December 30, 2012, 08:46:27 AM: were you playing at a field in NE Kansas?

And it really does suck when the field doesn't use a chronograph to check their guns. It creates a really bad atmosphere. It gets a lot better.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 10:58:24 AM: Will want to be near AJ when zombie apocalypse happens.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: AppleJack on December 30, 2012, 11:07:38 AM: I should note that I got really bored just hanging back and shooting behind barrels and whatnot so I charged up into the teeth of the fight cuz im a baller like that. The good news is that my balls coloration seems to have normalized. A day later the only thing that still hurts is when I got hit in the knuckle. It looks like I played bloody knuckles with Andre the Giant. God bless America.
Title: Re: Paintball
Post by: SdK on December 30, 2012, 11:20:35 AM: Well for a new reason, I still want to be near AJ at zombie apocalypse.

Wowee Zowee