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Title: Awkward
Post by: Kat Kid on December 26, 2012, 01:09:30 PM
My child started going down on the ring stack pole.

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Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: DQ12 on December 26, 2012, 01:10:56 PM
yikes
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 26, 2012, 01:11:38 PM
electro-therapy.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: puniraptor on December 26, 2012, 01:13:09 PM
brad
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Kat Kid on December 26, 2012, 01:14:22 PM
not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: j-dub on December 26, 2012, 01:17:11 PM
of course not. people's sexual preferences are their own affair.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Bloodfart on December 26, 2012, 01:17:29 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: 8manpick on December 26, 2012, 01:28:39 PM
My 5-month-old niece got the same toy for Christmas... should I warn my brother?
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: OK_Cat on December 26, 2012, 01:36:18 PM
what did the ring stack pole say about all of this?
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 26, 2012, 01:58:59 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: OK_Cat on December 26, 2012, 01:59:56 PM
oh snap
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Stupid Fitz on December 26, 2012, 02:06:18 PM
How many rings were on it at the time?
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 26, 2012, 02:27:49 PM
teething
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Kat Kid on December 26, 2012, 02:29:50 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Brock Landers on December 26, 2012, 02:33:31 PM
Mods, please rename this thread to  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: j-dub on December 26, 2012, 02:39:26 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: michigancat on December 26, 2012, 02:50:22 PM
:sdeek:
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: mocat on December 26, 2012, 03:18:29 PM
mrs G really struck a chord, and sure as crap paid the price for it  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Cartierfor3 on December 26, 2012, 03:21:07 PM
Really good thread title IMO
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: SabiNation on December 26, 2012, 03:21:56 PM
Really good thread title IMO

Yep. Nailed it
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 26, 2012, 03:22:58 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

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Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Kat Kid on December 26, 2012, 03:24:10 PM
maybe this thread should be renamed "defensive is usually offensive"
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Willesgirl on December 26, 2012, 03:25:31 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm9.staticflickr.com%2F8077%2F8311248445_a463b5a8bf.jpg&hash=170204c2089be603c7df6fc2441cca2d97fec922)

This board has convinced me once and for all that all dudes have their periods this time of year.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: SabiNation on December 26, 2012, 03:28:59 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm9.staticflickr.com%2F8077%2F8311248445_a463b5a8bf.jpg&hash=170204c2089be603c7df6fc2441cca2d97fec922)

This board has convinced me once and for all that all dudes have their periods this time of year.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: michigancat on December 26, 2012, 04:16:43 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm9.staticflickr.com%2F8077%2F8311248445_a463b5a8bf.jpg&hash=170204c2089be603c7df6fc2441cca2d97fec922)

This board has convinced me once and for all that all dudes have their periods this time of year.

 :sdeek:

worst sock ever

or best?
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: AbeFroman on December 26, 2012, 04:30:24 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm9.staticflickr.com%2F8077%2F8311248445_a463b5a8bf.jpg&hash=170204c2089be603c7df6fc2441cca2d97fec922)

This board has convinced me once and for all that all dudes have their periods this time of year.

Sexism is not tolerated on this board
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: mocat on December 26, 2012, 04:34:46 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm9.staticflickr.com%2F8077%2F8311248445_a463b5a8bf.jpg&hash=170204c2089be603c7df6fc2441cca2d97fec922)

This board has convinced me once and for all that all dudes have their periods this time of year.

Sexism is not tolerated on this board

yeah Abe I couldn't think of a good comeback either
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Kat Kid on December 28, 2012, 08:47:38 AM
teething

yes confirmed.

do you know the saying "I eat ___________ for breakfast?" meaning that whatever is in the blank is pud?  Well this saying applies to my son in both the literal and the metaphorical sense of the word.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Bloodfart on December 28, 2012, 08:49:46 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Re: Awkward
Post by: 8manpick on December 28, 2012, 09:18:36 AM
teething

yes confirmed.

do you know the saying "I eat ___________ for breakfast?" meaning that whatever is in the blank is pud?  Well this saying applies to my son in both the literal and the metaphorical sense of the word.

Your son eats pud for breakfast? :sdeek:
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: TBL on December 28, 2012, 09:30:10 AM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

 :sdeek:   /thread
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Mr Bread on December 28, 2012, 05:40:56 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm9.staticflickr.com%2F8077%2F8311248445_a463b5a8bf.jpg&hash=170204c2089be603c7df6fc2441cca2d97fec922)

This board has convinced me once and for all that all dudes have their periods this time of year.

 :sdeek:

worst sock ever

or best?

"Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina."  hurr hurr hurr

It's the rough ridin' worst.
Title: Re: Re: Awkward
Post by: mocat on December 28, 2012, 06:15:11 PM
Children usually learn behaviors by seeing and copying their parents.

says the cold empty womb.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm9.staticflickr.com%2F8077%2F8311248445_a463b5a8bf.jpg&hash=170204c2089be603c7df6fc2441cca2d97fec922)

This board has convinced me once and for all that all dudes have their periods this time of year.

 :sdeek:

worst sock ever

or best?

"Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina."  hurr hurr hurr

It's the rough ridin' worst.

Mr Bread I love you and thanks for sticking around
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 14, 2013, 09:02:47 AM
Is this the awkward master thread? 

Anyway, you know that little moment during a video conference when you've decided the meeting is over but you have to like close the meeting, that 2.8 seconds is really awkward for me for some reason.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 14, 2013, 09:04:56 AM
Is this the awkward master thread? 

Anyway, you know that little moment during a video conference when you've decided the meeting is over but you have to like close the meeting, that 2.8 seconds is really awkward for me for some reason.

Come up with a sign-off phrase.  Like maybe "EMO OUT!" and smash the hang up button.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2013, 09:06:05 AM
Is this the awkward master thread? 

Anyway, you know that little moment during a video conference when you've decided the meeting is over but you have to like close the meeting, that 2.8 seconds is really awkward for me for some reason.

"Thanks everyone" stand up and leave
Title: Awkward
Post by: Tobias on May 14, 2013, 09:11:34 AM
might just be you emo?  a "thanks everyone" coupled with a sincere Richard gere head nod is my move, always feels right
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 14, 2013, 09:12:37 AM
Is this the awkward master thread? 

Anyway, you know that little moment during a video conference when you've decided the meeting is over but you have to like close the meeting, that 2.8 seconds is really awkward for me for some reason.

"Thanks everyone" stand up and leave

Is what you would do if you liked being in middle management for the rest of your career.

Maybe reach under table and pull out a Bud Light Clamato 22 OZ and crack it.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 14, 2013, 09:14:13 AM
It's just the time of moving the mouse to the X and clicking it that's awkward.  It's probably less than a second but totally feels like 2.8 seconds.  And the whole time I can see them moving the mouse to hit their X, too.  It's like we've totally decided to stop looking at and talking to each other but no it must endure for another few fractions of a second.  Also these people are always in another country and English is a second or third language and we're not good at reaching each other's social cues for when the conversation should be over.
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2013, 09:14:16 AM
might just be you emo?  a "thanks everyone" coupled with a sincere Richard gere head nod is my move, always feels right

yeah, and make sure to floor it out of there. nobody will stand up until you do so don't just sit there like a dumbass.
Title: Awkward
Post by: Tobias on May 14, 2013, 09:19:08 AM

might just be you emo?  a "thanks everyone" coupled with a sincere Richard gere head nod is my move, always feels right

yeah, and make sure to floor it out of there. nobody will stand up until you do so don't just sit there like a dumbass.

yup - the speakerphone puck thingie is always just out of reach.  I'm leaning forward to hit that bad boy and my butt isn't in a seat again, later dumbasses I'm turning out the lights as well
Title: Re: Awkward
Post by: CNS on May 14, 2013, 09:20:05 AM
Turn to off screen as you click closed and say stuff like,  "welp, now that we have talked to them all,  lets nail down who we are firing".