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Title: Sneezing
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on December 19, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
Isn't sneezing weird? You can't really control a sneeze and there are so many different types of sneezes and reasons to sneeze.

I'll start by sharing my sneezing habits.

-A large majority of my sneezes occur immediately when I go outside for the first time, especially on a sunny day.
-I usually sneeze in pairs. It's like one sneeze wasn't enough to get all the gross stuff out, so here comes another.
-My sneezes are pretty violent. When I sneeze, sometimes people will ask me if I'm ok.

On top of all of the weird things that can cause you to sneeze, people actually think sneezing means something more than just getting rid of something in your nose.

For instance, in Poland, if a married man sneezes people think that is a sign that his mother-in-law is speaking badly of him.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: steve dave on December 19, 2012, 02:40:05 PM
people that yell when they sneeze should probably get moved to a shitty island where they can't bother the rest of the non-freak sneezers for the rest of eternity.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: OK_Cat on December 19, 2012, 02:40:21 PM
great thread  :flush:
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 19, 2012, 02:40:39 PM
Sneezing is so annoying. No matter what, you're going to get saliva all over whatever is in front of you. A good portion of the time, it will be snot as well.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: 'taterblast on December 19, 2012, 02:40:50 PM
don't like sneezing that much because "bless you" is weird.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on December 19, 2012, 02:42:54 PM
Altoids always make me sneeze one time.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Bloodfart on December 19, 2012, 02:48:10 PM
It feels good to sneeze and I agree all yealler sneezers are just being drama queens.  On the reverse side of loud sneezers there are the people that try to hold it back and it comes out all high pitched and that's just embarrassing.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: AppleJack on December 19, 2012, 02:49:54 PM
3 sneezer and proud of it.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: ben ji on December 19, 2012, 02:56:08 PM
I sneeze about once a day, usually its at the office. I always feel great right after a big sneeze.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Johnny Wichita on December 19, 2012, 03:07:38 PM
When I try to hold a sneeze in, my shoulders hurt really, really bad right afterwards.  What does it mean?  Serious question. 
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: 'taterblast on December 19, 2012, 03:09:37 PM
When I try to hold a sneeze in, my shoulders hurt really, really bad right afterwards.  What does it mean?  Serious question.

i don't know, but i experience the same thing.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: steve dave on December 19, 2012, 03:11:32 PM
When I try to hold a sneeze in, my shoulders hurt really, really bad right afterwards.  What does it mean?  Serious question.

i don't know, but i experience the same thing.

sternum for me
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Spaces on December 19, 2012, 03:11:42 PM
love sneezing. if no one's around, i don't cover my mouth.  :surprised:
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 19, 2012, 03:12:41 PM
Any time I sneeze I try to stifle it. I can't help it, it is an automatic reaction. People always tell me "You'll hurt yourself trying to hold in a sneeze."
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 19, 2012, 03:15:30 PM
If you're on the verge but can't get it out do you guys squint at a light to help release the sneeze??? Works like a charm everytime
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Johnny Wichita on December 19, 2012, 03:16:03 PM
When I try to hold a sneeze in, my shoulders hurt really, really bad right afterwards.  What does it mean?  Serious question.

i don't know, but i experience the same thing.

I went to the googles for an answer and came across a forum about it.  Someone posted that it was because the person had either had a stroke or a tumor.   :frown:  Then I read down a few posts and someone said don't ever sneeze while peeing or your dick will explode.   :lol:

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Bloodfart on December 19, 2012, 03:18:52 PM
When I try to hold a sneeze in, my shoulders hurt really, really bad right afterwards.  What does it mean?  Serious question.

i don't know, but i experience the same thing.

I went to the googles for an answer and came across a forum about it.  Someone posted that it was because the person had either had a stroke or a tumor.   :frown:  Then I read down a few posts and someone said don't ever sneeze while peeing or your dick will explode.   :lol:

 :sdeek:

Try sneezing while farting.  V dangerous.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Unruly on December 19, 2012, 03:43:21 PM
When I try to hold a sneeze in, my shoulders hurt really, really bad right afterwards.  What does it mean?  Serious question.

i don't know, but i experience the same thing.

I went to the googles for an answer and came across a forum about it.  Someone posted that it was because the person had either had a stroke or a tumor.   :frown:  Then I read down a few posts and someone said don't ever sneeze while peeing or your dick will explode.   :lol:

 :sdeek:

Try sneezing while farting.  V dangerous.


That is called snarting.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: bigwillie20 on December 19, 2012, 04:23:40 PM

That is called snarting.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: DQ12 on December 20, 2012, 10:33:19 PM
great thread  :flush:
no joke.

hey guys what do you think about coughing?  or breathing?  or being able to see things? 
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: bones129 on December 20, 2012, 10:40:18 PM
great thread  :flush:
no joke.

hey guys what do you think about coughing?  or breathing?  or being able to see things?
Breathing is a good thing. It can never be overrated. That said, the value of breathing pretty much speaks for itself so breathing probably doesn't need its own thread.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: bunter on December 21, 2012, 12:46:17 AM
I recently had strep. Made me really appreciate the healthy function of all throat related things. Eating, drinking, not gagging myself awake every thirty minutes.

Oh and antibiotics because that crap killed George Washington.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: bunter on December 21, 2012, 12:47:07 AM
And I sneeze in pairs like a normal person.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: star seed 7 on December 21, 2012, 12:54:01 AM
sometimes (about 75%) i "see stars" after i sneeze.  it's not a pleasant feeling.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 21, 2012, 01:05:42 AM
I sneeze in triplets.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: slobber on December 21, 2012, 05:44:50 AM
And I sneeze in pairs like a normal person.
Pretty sure normal is in 3's. T's and P's.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Spaces on December 21, 2012, 04:35:52 PM
love sneezing.
HICCUPS THOUGH!  :curse:
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Trim on December 25, 2012, 03:51:50 PM
When I bruised my ribs playing for #StrutNCut last spring, I couldn't sneeze for like a month.  A sneeze would start and eventually the inhale hurt my ribs so bad that I somehow didn't have to sneeze anymore.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 25, 2012, 05:46:07 PM
If you're on the verge but can't get it out do you guys squint at a light to help release the sneeze??? Works like a charm everytime

this is a thing. photic sneeze reflex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex) i've read that fighter pilots sneeze their faces off when they turn into the sun.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 26, 2012, 08:48:59 AM
Any time I sneeze I try to stifle it. I can't help it, it is an automatic reaction. People always tell me "You'll hurt yourself trying to hold in a sneeze."

This weekend I sneezed once without holding it in and my nephew said, "Good job. You sneezed like a normal person."
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Mr Bread on December 26, 2012, 12:46:11 PM
I only sneeze one at a time and they are very violent and I usually yell a bit when I do it.  I don't care for it in the least.  Occasionally I will get momentary pain in my extremities after one.  I don't know what that's about. 
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: bunter on February 25, 2013, 01:32:31 AM
So I just witnessed a quinty. Followed by two after shocks. Guy said it was better than a forty-five minute love session.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 25, 2013, 01:33:58 AM
So I just witnessed a quinty. Followed by two after shocks. Guy said it was better than a forty-five minute love session.

Thoughts?

He was exaggerating.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: bunter on February 25, 2013, 01:38:45 AM
Not sure. He's still pretty satisfied.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Institutional Control on February 25, 2013, 08:19:18 AM
I hate the way my wife sneezes. If I had heard her sneeze prior to marrying her, I might not have.
Title: Re: Sneezing
Post by: Winters on February 25, 2013, 08:30:52 AM
I don't like to sneeze in public.