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Title: Worst poop smells
Post by: Kat Kid on December 15, 2012, 07:01:08 AM
1.  Red and Vodka hangover poops


2.  Chinese food and wine poops


3.  Taco Bell and Beer poops


4.  Hamburger poops
Title: Worst poop smells
Post by: felix rex on December 15, 2012, 07:27:21 AM
Lentil/celery soup and stuffed zucchini and arak poops.*

*maybe only bad when your 83-year old FIL accidentally blasts them all over the bathroom via a bidet he didn't know was there.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: MeatSauce on December 15, 2012, 09:53:56 AM
cajun   :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Kat Kid on December 15, 2012, 10:05:44 AM
Lentil/celery soup and stuffed zucchini and arak poops.*

*maybe only bad when your 83-year old FIL accidentally blasts them all over the bathroom via a bidet he didn't know was there.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 15, 2012, 10:31:55 AM
Deer meat poops, I just don't understand
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 15, 2012, 10:41:01 AM
Pizza Rolls poops.

/thread
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: AbeFroman on December 15, 2012, 12:01:44 PM
Poops after heavy dairy intake  :barf:
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 15, 2012, 12:03:52 PM
The handful of people I know from Andale positively have the WORST poop smells, regardless of what they eat. Very weird
Title: Re: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: 8manpick on December 15, 2012, 12:35:48 PM
Lentil/celery soup and stuffed zucchini and arak poops.*

*maybe only bad when your 83-year old FIL accidentally blasts them all over the bathroom via a bidet he didn't know was there.
Man at first I read FIL as filly not father-in-law. Was very confused.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Kat Kid on December 15, 2012, 03:25:12 PM
The handful of people I know from Andale positively have the WORST poop smells, regardless of what they eat. Very weird

McFaddens?
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Bloodfart on December 15, 2012, 04:23:49 PM
The handful of people I know from Andale positively have the WORST poop smells, regardless of what they eat. Very weird

Can confirm  :lol: I think it has something to do with our lineage.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Bloodfart on December 15, 2012, 04:38:01 PM
Ham and beans are the worst.  Then anything with cabbage/sauerkraut.  Chicken does a number on me as well.  I blame it on the unnatural way chickens are produced these days.  Brocoli, fish, raw vegetables, yeah pretty much everything I eat becomes leathal on the way out.  :confused:
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Bloodfart on December 15, 2012, 04:53:21 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: ew2x4 on December 15, 2012, 05:10:12 PM
Uh, curry shits, by far.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Tobias on December 15, 2012, 05:39:46 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Bloodfart on December 15, 2012, 06:58:58 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?
Title: Worst poop smells
Post by: puniraptor on December 15, 2012, 08:18:36 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.
Title: Worst poop smells
Post by: Tobias on December 15, 2012, 08:23:34 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: TheHamburglar on December 15, 2012, 08:59:47 PM
When your 11-month old gets rotavirus. 
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Bloodfart on December 15, 2012, 09:11:44 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: jtksu on December 15, 2012, 09:22:57 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

I assumed it had something to do with rough anal sex.  Not that there would be anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: wetwillie on December 15, 2012, 09:26:01 PM
I just figured all the good names were already taken.
Title: Worst poop smells
Post by: puniraptor on December 15, 2012, 09:30:28 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

For awhile your avatar pic was a gif of a stick figure spewing blood out the ass. I thought that confirmed my definition.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: jtksu on December 15, 2012, 09:42:09 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

For awhile your avatar pic was a gif of a stick figure spewing blood out the ass. I thought that confirmed my definition.

Welp, you just debunked the hell out of BF's pud excuse for an explanation.
Title: Worst poop smells
Post by: LickNeckey on December 15, 2012, 10:18:13 PM
oscar Weber
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Bloodfart on December 15, 2012, 10:49:05 PM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

For awhile your avatar pic was a gif of a stick figure spewing blood out the ass. I thought that confirmed my definition.

Welp, you just debunked the hell out of BF's pud excuse for an explanation.

ok my butt fell out.   :shy:
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: slobber on December 16, 2012, 03:08:09 AM

ok my butt fell out.   :shy:
#prolapsed anus
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Kat Kid on December 16, 2012, 07:14:19 AM
new low:  patron/whiskey/vodka/duck fat fries/apple crisp/cigars
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Mr Bread on December 16, 2012, 08:22:54 AM
Oh and my screen name yeah someone once told me "your farts smell so bad they give nose bleeds."

whew - i feel like 1000x better about your screen name now

:sdeek: What did you think it meant?

I thought it was more about farting blood out of your hole.

yeah, serious problems with your butthole was my take-home

Welp thanks for your concern, but my butthole is fine.  Spread the word k thanx.

I assumed it had something to do with rough anal sex.  Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

Yeah, I just assumed it was some sort of anal rape or hardcore butt sex joke.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: bones129 on December 17, 2012, 12:27:46 AM
Worst poop smells I've ever detected are in the public restrooms in airports. KCI and Chicago O'Hare are the worst. Walk in, and I immediately want to gag.
Title: Re: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: 8manpick on December 17, 2012, 01:18:56 AM
new low:  patron/whiskey/vodka/duck fat fries/apple crisp/cigars

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahh, etc.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2012, 10:00:52 AM
Worst poop smells I've ever detected are in the public restrooms in airports. KCI and Chicago O'Hare are the worst. Walk in, and I immediately want to gag.

Oh man.  One time was in Target, had to go.  Let's just say it was awful.  I'm sitting there and hear a guy briskly walk in.  He stops, pauses, I hear "oh WTF!", then he gags, and then runs out.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Bloodfart on December 17, 2012, 10:02:07 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on December 17, 2012, 04:41:30 PM
The handful of people I know from Andale positively have the WORST poop smells, regardless of what they eat. Very weird

McFaddens?

LOL
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 17, 2012, 05:11:02 PM
It didn't smell bad, but my Tabasco-covered chicken from last night smelled identical to Tabasco today.
Title: Re: Worst poop smells
Post by: 0.42 on December 17, 2012, 05:52:45 PM
Had an A-bomb on Sunday morning. Liquor + beer + sausage + cookies + cigars.

Also oatmeal with brown sugar and whole milk or cream is consistently bad.