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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: AppleJack on December 08, 2012, 09:46:45 PM
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omg they have some guy that looks like Dan Cortese that is gonna embarrass us :lol:
Few has really cornered the market on hippy, fundamentally sound ballers.
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I can't stand Kelly Olynyk & David Stockton
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By 20 next weekend? 25?
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They just had a rough ridin' bench player playing air guitar, jesus christ
:opcat: rough ridin' white guys and basketball :opcat:
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mir, I though to myself while watching it that that dude just wants to be a gif. probably a life analogy in there somewhere
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That's pretty bad-ass actually.
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that is really badass
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that is really badass
Yup.
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Olynyk looks like his face is being reflected back in a funhouse mirror.
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Almost as good as MIRs reverse sunglasses deal with it.
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The Illini really miss oscar, they have almost lost a game this season
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I hope that guy does the air guitar while they're whipping our asses.
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Air-Guitar Kid is a boss.
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By 20 next weekend? 25?
More. Gonzaga is going to be pissed about losing last night and they're going to take it out on us. Plus, they're hoping to be Big 12 Champs this year, with wins already in the bag against WVU and OU, and games coming up against KSU, OSU and BU. They're going to come out focused and ready to play and we're going to do our normal routine where we don't seem to realize the game has started until the 2nd half. By the time we're actually ready to play, we'll be so far behind that it won't be worth it.
Their little white boys will be dropping treys all over the place, JO will get owned inside and we'll respond by throwing up brick after brick after brick. In fact, if you want to see what it's like for a oscar Weber team to quit on him (and you missed seeing it all the times it happened at Illinois), tune in to ESPN2 Sat night.
It's going to be brutal.
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omg they have some guy that looks like Dan Cortese that is gonna embarrass us :lol:
Few has really cornered the market on hippy, fundamentally sound ballers.
You and the other mongoloids posting in this thread obviously didn't watch the Zags last couple games. They literally guard no one, throw the ball away at will and chuck 3's like the white guy version of the And-1 tour.
The Brucecats would have to show up sound asleep to not hang with these clowns.
On the plus side, Illinois looks like they have a lot of talented players (brucecruits), and John Groce appears to have no clue how to coach.
Brandon Paul won that game single handidly. Ill runs no offense, doesn't pass, and doesn't play defense.
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omg they have some guy that looks like Dan Cortese that is gonna embarrass us :lol:
Few has really cornered the market on hippy, fundamentally sound ballers.
You and the other mongoloids posting in this thread obviously didn't watch the Zags last couple games. They literally guard no one, throw the ball away at will and chuck 3's like the white guy version of the And-1 tour.
The Brucecats would have to show up sound asleep to not hang with these clowns.
On the plus side, Illinois looks like they have a lot of talented players (brucecruits), and John Groce appears to have no clue how to coach.
Brandon Paul won that game single handidly. Ill runs no offense, doesn't pass, and doesn't play defense.
It's like you're living in bizarro world.
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
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the air guitar guy is roughly a billion times more awesome than most white walk-on cheerleaders.
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar. They had just hit a big three. Notice his fingers on both hands. I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar. And of course the face he's making is next-level too. Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk? Those zags, man.
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the air guitar guy is roughly a billion times more awesome than most white walk-on cheerleaders.
Yeah, KU would have killed for this kid over that red-headed goon from a few years back.
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar. They had just hit a big three. Notice his fingers on both hands. I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar. And of course the face he's making is next-level too. Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk? Those zags, man.
This threetar is mesmerizing
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar. They had just hit a big three. Notice his fingers on both hands. I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar. And of course the face he's making is next-level too. Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk? Those zags, man.
This threetar is mesmerizing
I'm very comfortable saying I don't think it could be done better.
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oh dear god. A threetar. I will do this.
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He obviously was caught by the camera right as he hit the absolute high point of that particular monster ballad on his threetar. Screaming and thrown panties no doubt ensued immediately after the point where the gif stops.
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threetar is amazing
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I hate him and want to punch his face
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Imagine a coordinated threetar movement by the student section after every three...
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If the three-tar made noise, we would hear a 2 hour long power ballad when the Cats face the Zags. They are going to kick the everliving crap out of our team.
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I picture the threetar making the same scream noise that kicked off all CSI Miami's.
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Imagine a coordinated threetar movement by the student section after every three...
coordination might ruin it. i imagine the threetar is fueled by spontaneity.
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I picture the threetar making the same scream noise that kicked off all CSI Miami's.
I will say it like "THREEEEEEEE!!!!!" opera falsetto howling at the moon style.
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http://deadspin.com/5967186/air-guitar+playing-gonzaga-walk+on-death-metal-superstar
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http://deadspin.com/5967186/air-guitar+playing-gonzaga-walk+on-death-metal-superstar
wow, he held it longer than I expected. Impressive.
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar. They had just hit a big three. Notice his fingers on both hands. I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar. And of course the face he's making is next-level too. Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk? Those zags, man.
:lol:
oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar. They had just hit a big three. Notice his fingers on both hands. I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar. And of course the face he's making is next-level too. Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk? Those zags, man.
:lol:
oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".
The Walk Ons already got that locked down, both in patent ownership as well as execution and as the name to the title track of their upcoming album.
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http://deadspin.com/5967186/air-guitar+playing-gonzaga-walk+on-death-metal-superstar
wow, he held it longer than I expected. Impressive.
And the fist pump at the end. Oh man.
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I hope this sparks off a white benchwarmer celebration .gif arms race.
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar. They had just hit a big three. Notice his fingers on both hands. I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar. And of course the face he's making is next-level too. Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk? Those zags, man.
:lol:
oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".
:runaway:
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Dave Matthews has jam sessions that don't last that long.
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar. They had just hit a big three. Notice his fingers on both hands. I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar. And of course the face he's making is next-level too. Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk? Those zags, man.
:lol:
oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".
:runaway:
https://twitter.com/threetar
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This kid was recruited solely for this purpose, look at him, he's eleven years old, five foot nothing, and probably can't hit a bull in the ass with a shovel, but can play a mean air guitar.
Hey, I'm not kidding
I saw it live and it's not just an air guitar. They had just hit a big three. Notice his fingers on both hands. I'm pretty confident it's a celebratory air threetar. And of course the face he's making is next-level too. Tangent, but notice the guy on the left squeezing the Jesus H. Christ out of his junk? Those zags, man.
:lol:
oh my god. you better run (not walk) to the patent office with "threetar".
:runaway:
https://twitter.com/threetar
I basically stole it from "keytar," which I've always loved (as a name, not as a musical instrument). When I saw him do it live, I thought two things: 1) "We can't rough ridin' lose now." and 2) "Was that a threetar?"
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I hate him and want to punch his face
i support you, mir.
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I hate him and want to punch his face
i support you, mir.
I dislike lots of performers and their product but still understand what they do is original and done well.
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I hate him and want to punch his face
This is actually the most ringing endorsement. Nothing makes a celebretory demostration better than others wanting to punch you in the face for it.
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By the time we play them, this Kid will have a tour lined up and a full line of "threetar" crap for sale. :dance:
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Welp, guess i'm going to have to start wearing panties so I can throw them at that guy.
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I hope that guy does the air guitar while they're whipping our asses.
I am not sure he is playing an air gutiar.................... :facepalm:
More like he is stroking the dolphin...........and A FRIENDS. :emawkid:
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I dislike lots of performers and their product but still understand what they do is original and done well.
a kstate fan punching him in the face would be original, and if mir did it, i'm sure it'd be done well.
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I dislike lots of performers and their product but still understand what they do is original and done well.
a kstate fan punching him in the face would be original, and if mir did it, i'm sure it'd be done well.
Look at the gif and imagine a black fist punching the left side of his baby face and see blood and slobber coming out as his face jerks right, distorted, as if he got hit with a bat.
Thats how I would do it, hypothetically of course.
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I dislike lots of performers and their product but still understand what they do is original and done well.
a kstate fan punching him in the face would be original, and if mir did it, i'm sure it'd be done well.
Look at the gif and imagine a black fist punching the left side of his baby face and see blood and slobber coming out as his face jerks right, distorted, as if he got hit with a bat.
Thats how I would do it, hypothetically of course.
Would love to see that as a second gif below the first. Kinda a before/after or a action/reaction type thing.
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Why does his teammate grab his arm at the end of the .gif?
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not threetar related, but gonzaga related.
they're traveling to stillwater, and Boone wanted it to be a sellout so he bought all of the remaining tickets and handed them out for free.
i wish we had a rich uncle
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
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Will should be assigned Threetar and only play when Threetar is in the game.
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You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Well, I still think McGruder and Rodriguez will be able to have success against Gonzaga's terrible backcourt.
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OK. I haven't seen the Zags at all this year beyond the threetar gif, so I can't tell you you're wrong.
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You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Well, I still think McGruder and Rodriguez will be able to have success against Gonzaga's terrible backcourt.
i agree CHL, i 100% agree and Will will do alright too- if oscar lets angel create like he was forced to against GW.
we don't have the depth/strength at guard like you guys do though and few will be able to use his bigs more against us than he did last saturday which will create mo money mo problems for us. i think it ends up being a tight game (+/-6 pts) either way.
this is really a game where we could use a guy like luis colon to kneecap their front court though.
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You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Well, I still think McGruder and Rodriguez will be able to have success against Gonzaga's terrible backcourt.
i agree CHL, i 100% agree and Will will do alright too- if oscar lets angel create like he was forced to against GW.
we don't have the depth/strength at guard like you guys do though and few will be able to use his bigs more against us than he did last saturday which will create mo money mo problems for us. i think it ends up being a tight game (+/-6 pts) either way.
this is really a game where we could use a guy like luis colon to kneecap their front court though.
Kelly Olynyk doesn't have body hair other than on his head. Anywhere.
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You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Well, I still think McGruder and Rodriguez will be able to have success against Gonzaga's terrible backcourt.
i agree CHL, i 100% agree and Will will do alright too- if oscar lets angel create like he was forced to against GW.
we don't have the depth/strength at guard like you guys do though and few will be able to use his bigs more against us than he did last saturday which will create mo money mo problems for us. i think it ends up being a tight game (+/-6 pts) either way.
this is really a game where we could use a guy like luis colon to kneecap their front court though.
oscar should definitely let Angel and Rodney go at those fools off the bounce. Brandon ate those guys alive with his glorious dribble drives. Then he spit them out because they taste bad. Gamey.
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Brandon is gonna make a lot of guards look bad this season
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Sprads destroyed Gonzaga. fact
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Sprads destroyed Gonzaga. fact
13 points is not "destroying" someone. fact.
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Sprads destroyed Gonzaga. fact
13 points is not "destroying" someone. fact.
In Spradpoints it is. to calc Spradpoints you take normal points and times by 7, iirc.
so, fantastic destroyer game for Sprads.
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Sprads destroyed Gonzaga. fact
13 points is not "destroying" someone. fact.
In Spradpoints it is. to calc Spradpoints you take normal points and times by 7, iirc.
so, fantastic destroyer game for Sprads.
You are proving my point.
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Sprads destroyed Gonzaga. fact
13 points is not "destroying" someone. fact.
In Spradpoints it is. to calc Spradpoints you take normal points and times by 7, iirc.
so, fantastic destroyer game for Sprads.
You are proving my point.
that's a great point to make kougs. spradling didn't destroy gonzaga, he just had a good game against them. glad we got that worked out.
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Pretty sad how the hoops board is over here thanks to Currie and Bruceketball. If we win by 50 tomorrow I doubt I would be much more excited about this season :embarrassed:
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Pretty sad how the hoops board is over here thanks to Currie and Bruceketball. If we win by 50 tomorrow I doubt I would be much more excited about this season :embarrassed:
we get it. no reason to keep posting the same thing, unless it makes you feel good inside.
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It's easier than mailing Currie a giant box of my crap to his front door I guess
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Pretty sad how the hoops board is over here thanks to Currie and Bruceketball. If we win by 50 tomorrow I doubt I would be much more excited about this season :embarrassed:
It would make me feel pretty damned good.
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It's easier than mailing Currie a giant box of my crap to his front door I guess
the thing is that instead of mailing it to him, you're giving it to us. we don't want it either. chin up, bigwillie20.
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Go cats!!!
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Sprads destroyed Gonzaga. fact
13 points is not "destroying" someone. fact.
In Spradpoints it is. to calc Spradpoints you take normal points and times by 7, iirc.
so, fantastic destroyer game for Sprads.
You are proving my point.
that's a great point to make kougs. spradling didn't destroy gonzaga, he just had a good game against them. glad we got that worked out.
If I wasn't around to hammer trivial points into the ground, IT WOULDN'T GET DONE.
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If Weber hasn't already lost the team, you guys can win there. Yeah, the Zags will be pissed, but their guards are terribad. If your guards haven't lost the will to care, they should be able to take advantage.
People have been (or were) spouting off about how this is Few's best team. No. Not even close. They're a good team. But they are very beatable.
You know one of our primary guards is Will Spradling, right?
Sprads destroyed Gonzaga. fact
13 points is not "destroying" someone. fact.
In Spradpoints it is. to calc Spradpoints you take normal points and times by 7, iirc.
so, fantastic destroyer game for Sprads.
You are proving my point.
that's a great point to make kougs. spradling didn't destroy gonzaga, he just had a good game against them. glad we got that worked out.
If I wasn't around to hammer trivial points into the ground, IT WOULDN'T GET DONE.
whats your point?
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Some white, tiny, assfaced OU walk on (possibly Fran's son) just did this