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Title: Nike Corp HQ insider
Post by: Phil Titola on December 03, 2012, 10:53:09 AM: I have a friend that recently moved to Oregon and working at Nike HQ. He isn't a huge sports guy so I'm going to drop ship him some EMAW stuff to put in his cube to a) troll some Beaver fans and b) possibly get him fired.

What should i send him?
Title: Re: Nike Corp HQ insider
Post by: pissclams on December 03, 2012, 10:54:11 AM: does he like working at nike? i've heard mixed results.
Title: Re: Nike Corp HQ insider
Post by: stunted on December 03, 2012, 10:54:17 AM: Anthrax
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Post by: scottwildcat on December 03, 2012, 10:56:41 AM: Pakhead golf club cover
Title: Re: Nike Corp HQ insider
Post by: Phil Titola on December 03, 2012, 10:57:11 AM: Quote from: stunted on December 03, 2012, 10:54:17 AM
Anthrax

Too much of a friend
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 03, 2012, 10:57:37 AM: Quote from: Phil Titola on December 03, 2012, 10:57:11 AM
Quote from: stunted on December 03, 2012, 10:54:17 AM
Anthrax

Too much of a friend

Anthrax and like rubber gloves and a face mask or something.
Title: Re: Nike Corp HQ insider
Post by: Phil Titola on December 03, 2012, 10:57:43 AM: Quote from: pissclams on December 03, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
does he like working at nike? i've heard mixed results.

Month in and no complaints.
Title: Re: Nike Corp HQ insider
Post by: puniraptor on December 03, 2012, 10:58:00 AM: I think it's more likely he would get a raise if he was sporting his cats gear. We are NIKE U 2.0
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Post by: deputy dawg on December 03, 2012, 11:31:30 AM: What to send your friend? An EMAW covert listening device with remote digital recorder to place in the Ducks locker room, maybe another one for coach's office.
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Post by: BackPayne on December 03, 2012, 11:57:12 AM: Quote from: stunted on December 03, 2012, 10:54:17 AM
Anthrax

:lol:
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Post by: Shacks on December 03, 2012, 12:52:50 PM: Tell him to ask Nike to design some sick alternate unis for the Cats to use after :bill: retires again
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Post by: GoodForAnother on December 03, 2012, 12:54:09 PM: my resume
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Post by: michigancat on December 03, 2012, 01:21:15 PM: why doesn't he just go downstairs to the warehouse and pick up some emaw swag of his own.
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Post by: Phil Titola on December 03, 2012, 01:26:43 PM: Quote from: michigancat on December 03, 2012, 01:21:15 PM
why doesn't he just go downstairs to the warehouse and pick up some emaw swag of his own.

Because the warehouses are all in China???

He will probably trash the stuff to try and appease his new Phil Knight bosses.... So a humorous trolling letter is being included and need suggestions on that as well
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Post by: 8manpick on December 03, 2012, 02:05:56 PM: Hmm, I also know an EMAW that just started work at Nike up there a few months ago, although he is a pretty big sports fan.
Title: Re: Nike Corp HQ insider
Post by: Phil Titola on December 03, 2012, 06:17:08 PM: Quote from: 8manpick on December 03, 2012, 02:05:56 PM
Hmm, I also know an EMAW that just started work at Nike up there a few months ago, although he is a pretty big sports fan.

This dude isn't EMAW.....yet.
Title: Re: Nike Corp HQ insider
Post by: michigancat on December 03, 2012, 06:23:43 PM: have him swap our boring jerseys with rad ones for the bowl game