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Title: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: bigwillie20 on November 30, 2012, 02:07:35 PM
I just want to win the game, but are there realistic odds that he can do enough tomorrow to win it?  I'm not sure how many votes are already in, or which voters have already made up their minds.  Does a 5 TD performance get him to the top? 6? 7?  Or is it just not going to be enough after we crap the bed at Baylor  :dunno:
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: pissclams on November 30, 2012, 02:09:06 PM
sorry pal but the bridge is over
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 30, 2012, 02:09:22 PM
I just want to win the game, but are there realistic odds that he can do enough tomorrow to win it?  I'm not sure how many votes are already in, or which voters have already made up their minds.  Does a 5 TD performance get him to the top? 6? 7?  Or is it just not going to be enough after we crap the bed at Baylor  :dunno:

Maybe if we start calling him Colly Touchdown, but I just don't think there is enough time to sway the voters.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Katpappy on November 30, 2012, 02:16:55 PM
I just want to win the game, but are there realistic odds that he can do enough tomorrow to win it?  I'm not sure how many votes are already in, or which voters have already made up their minds.  Does a 5 TD performance get him to the top? 6? 7?  Or is it just not going to be enough after we crap the bed at Baylor  :dunno:
Why would Klein be out of it.  He had a total of two bad games in the last two seasons, broke a crap load of records, including those set by the son of the Football Gods, Tebow.  This Johnny Fuckface Football turd from A&M beats Alabama and suddenly becomes the front runner.  Didn't A & M get their ass handled to them by LSU and Florida this season.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: EMAWesome on November 30, 2012, 02:17:24 PM
I think there is a decent chance that a good number of voters are waiting until the 11th hour to mail their ballots because they don't want to vote for a FROSH or a LB...so I think there is a little hope if CK goes off for 100+ Rushing, 225+ Passing & 4-5 combined TD's w/o turning the ball over and of course winning the game.

I think if he has a game like that I'll give him a 40% chance at winning the hardware. Anything less than a great performance & he'll be an also ran...still in NY, but not on the stage
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: bigwillie20 on November 30, 2012, 02:18:31 PM
This Johnny Fuckface Football turd from A&M beats Alabama and suddenly becomes the front runner.  Didn't A & M get their ass handled to them by LSU and Florida this season.

Non-butthurt edition!  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Katpappy on November 30, 2012, 02:23:05 PM
This Johnny Fuckface Football turd from A&M beats Alabama and suddenly becomes the front runner.  Didn't A & M get their ass handled to them by LSU and Florida this season.

Non-butthurt edition!  :shakesfist:
I know.  I just hate the media bias.  :curse:
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: kso_FAN on November 30, 2012, 02:24:50 PM
Big numbers 400+ total yards. 5+ TDs AND the Cats win big.

OR

Solid numbers (350+, 4 TDs) AND lead the Cats to a game winning TD in the last minute.

I'd prefer the first.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: slobber on November 30, 2012, 02:35:39 PM
Big numbers 400+ total yards. 5+ TDs AND the Cats win big.

OR

Solid numbers (350+, 4 TDs) AND lead the Cats to a game winning TD in the last minute.

I'd prefer the first.
Big numbers, but in a tight game. Won't that give the numbers more meaning?
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: kso_FAN on November 30, 2012, 02:39:23 PM
Big numbers 400+ total yards. 5+ TDs AND the Cats win big.

OR

Solid numbers (350+, 4 TDs) AND lead the Cats to a game winning TD in the last minute.

I'd prefer the first.
Big numbers, but in a tight game. Won't that give the numbers more meaning?

It might, I just think if his numbers aren't great, he'll have to have a memorable moment like a game winning drive. 
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: catzacker on November 30, 2012, 02:41:01 PM
All Collin has to do is be Collin.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: SdK on November 30, 2012, 02:41:12 PM
Let His will be done. Klein will do that.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: deputy dawg on November 30, 2012, 02:43:14 PM
This Johnny Fuckface Football turd from A&M beats Alabama and suddenly becomes the front runner.  Didn't A & M get their ass handled to them by LSU and Florida this season.

Non-butthurt edition!  :shakesfist:

Damn, that sucks!  I was just getting all excited about the derogatory reference to Johnny Manziel.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: pissclams on November 30, 2012, 02:50:08 PM
Big numbers 400+ total yards. 5+ TDs AND the Cats win big.

OR

Solid numbers (350+, 4 TDs) AND lead the Cats to a game winning TD in the last minute.

I'd prefer the first.

and an A&M loss.  oh wait a minute, they're not playing for their conference (since he pissed down his leg against the gators).
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: BackPayne on November 30, 2012, 03:37:23 PM
How long will Bill leave Klein in if we are opening a can on Mack?  Will we see #life early?
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: bigwillie20 on November 30, 2012, 03:39:18 PM
How long will Bill leave Klein in if we are opening a can on Mack?  Will we see #life early?

I would say until he scores at least 10 TD's.  Everyone knows Bill isn't as unaware about this stuff as he tries to come across to the media
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: MadCat on November 30, 2012, 03:41:53 PM
Lots and lots of bandaids...his elbows will need to be creating a new red sea.  If he dies on the field, he might win posthumously.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on November 30, 2012, 03:42:39 PM
if history holds true, between 1/3 and half of the ballots have already been mailed.

he blew it.   we blew it.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: GoodForAnother on November 30, 2012, 03:43:59 PM
I assume most of the ballots are already sent in, so I doubt he has much of a chance, which is dumb, but whatever

he will get invited to NY and we'll get a nice feature during the ceremony
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: The1BigWillie on November 30, 2012, 03:45:44 PM
If Collin throws 5 TDs 400 yards runs for 100 yrds and 2tds... he would still have to make 10 tackles, take a punt return for a TD, catch a pick 6, and deliver a baby on the 50 yard line at hafltime to have a snowball's chance in hell at the Heisman.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 30, 2012, 03:52:57 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: EMAWesome on November 30, 2012, 04:00:13 PM
if history holds true, between 1/3 and half of the ballots have already been mailed.

he blew it.   we blew it.

The variable that this year has that history generally doesn't is the lack of an upper classman offensive player that has ran away with it at this point. I think voters are waiting because they'd rather give it to CK than JFB/Teo...50% shot if CK has a big game (yes, I raised my % 10 points in an hour)
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Frankenklein on November 30, 2012, 04:06:45 PM
 This
If Collin throws 5 TDs 400 yards runs for 100 yrds and 2tds... he would still have to make 10 tackles, take a punt return for a TD, catch a pick 6, and deliver a baby on the 50 yard line at hafltime to have a snowball's chance in hell at the Heisman.
And This
Lots and lots of bandaids...his elbows will need to be creating a new red sea.  If he dies on the field, he might win posthumously.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: O-town Kat on November 30, 2012, 04:23:46 PM
Lots and lots of bandaids...his elbows will need to be creating a new red sea.  If he dies on the field, he might win posthumously.

Would still buy all of his heisman merch if he dies.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: CNS on November 30, 2012, 04:38:19 PM
radio guys couple weeks ago did a good job of talking about the voters.  said it was a regional thing and that Hatecrime had a very large populous section on lock down since they are part of the SEC now.  Said that Collin needed to sway the north east voters.  Those guys stopped paying attention to us when we lost.  Game over.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: MadCat on November 30, 2012, 04:41:14 PM
Maryland stole the show.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: nicname on November 30, 2012, 06:37:28 PM
sorry pal but the bridge is over

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCsQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZ-alEhlHSzk&ei=flC5UJWSOqTliQK3uYGACw&usg=AFQjCNHepMBLCW_HsxzsvDrycCyaRPhJYw
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: kcnut on November 30, 2012, 07:14:09 PM
Easy just bleed when he bleed we win. It's that easy.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: DQ12 on November 30, 2012, 07:40:14 PM
"Sometimes when it's over, it's just...over."

- That's a quote from one of my favorite movies "Just Married."
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: chunkles on November 30, 2012, 07:57:44 PM
what?  No.  The only time CK is mentioned as a potential candidate is during their KSU v UT promo which is just to eek out a few more viewers.  Otherwise, it's between Teleconference and the ND guy.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: chemhawk on November 30, 2012, 08:32:39 PM
13 TD's and he's back in first.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: MadCat on November 30, 2012, 08:33:37 PM
13 TD's and he's back in first.
not as easy as it sounds
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: chemhawk on November 30, 2012, 08:35:40 PM
13 TD's and he's back in first.
not as easy as it sounds
#OPTIMUSKLEIN
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: MadCat on November 30, 2012, 08:39:08 PM
13 TD's and he's back in first.
not as easy as it sounds
#OPTIMUSKLEIN
6 passing, 7 rushing?
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: chemhawk on November 30, 2012, 08:39:51 PM
13 TD's and he's back in first.
not as easy as it sounds
#OPTIMUSKLEIN
6 passing, 7 rushing?

5 passing.  5 rushing.  2 KO return.  1 rough ridin'
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Cire on November 30, 2012, 08:46:00 PM
He doesn't need to score that many dumbass.

Klein throws for 400 yards and 5 td's it's a race.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 30, 2012, 09:35:01 PM
I'd rather he just have a bad game and we still win so that it will hurt less when Johnny Racist wins it. And I don't have to listen to butthurt tucks be butthurt about it for years to come, which is actually my biggest concern.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Harry Dunne on November 30, 2012, 09:42:40 PM
He doesn't need to score that many dumbass.

Klein throws for 400 yards and 5 td's it's a race.

this.
Title: Re: What does Klein have to do tomorrow? (Non-butthurt edition)
Post by: Hurricane Cat on November 30, 2012, 11:20:07 PM
I'd rather he just have a bad game and we still win so that it will hurt less when Johnny Racist wins it. And I don't have to listen to butthurt tucks be butthurt about it for years to come, which is actually my biggest concern.

Brace yourself......this is definitely going to happen.  Especially after Johnny Skinhead goes to jail for shoplifting or perpetrating hate crimes and gets a swastika tattooed on his forehead.   Butthurt tucks wil go nuts whining about the injustice...