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Title: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Pete on November 28, 2012, 03:46:07 PM
I wish I had some flash bangs.  I would love to flash bang people.  That would be fun.  Maybe toss them into friends houses or a neighboring tailgate party. 

Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: OK_Cat on November 28, 2012, 03:46:55 PM
along the same lines, but tasers.
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Post by: ew2x4 on November 28, 2012, 03:53:56 PM
A Battlestar.
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Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on November 28, 2012, 03:54:38 PM
Net Gun, Moat (With Drawbridge), Walk in Refrigerator in House.
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Post by: AppleJack on November 28, 2012, 03:55:10 PM
Racecar bed.
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Post by: Bloodfart on November 28, 2012, 03:55:17 PM
My oldest bro has access to both flash bangs & tasers.   :users:
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: DQ12 on November 28, 2012, 03:57:08 PM
One time when Dlew12 happened to be doing some work at Salvation Army on Poyntz, he met an older gentleman who was also working there.  This guy took delight in telling me about the old days around MHK, and he said that when he was in school, there were three different groups of people:  The frat guys, the homies (GDIs i'm assuming), and the soldiers.

Anyhow, he said that it was pretty common for the soldiers to go into bars, drop flash bangs and run away.  The Homies and Frat Guys hated the soldiers.  He said it like it wasn't an absolutely crazy story, but man, it seems crazy.  We think the soldiers are bad nowadays, I can't imagine how horrible that would be.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 28, 2012, 04:04:20 PM
A Robot.  Like a C3P0 or one of the ones from I Robot or like Data from Star Trek.  Maybe a droid is what I really want. 
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 28, 2012, 04:05:52 PM
Comodo dragon
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Post by: OK_Cat on November 28, 2012, 04:08:03 PM
death ray
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Post by: chum1 on November 28, 2012, 04:14:23 PM
Comodo dragon

Do you do this on purpose?
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: chum1 on November 28, 2012, 04:15:15 PM
Both a house in the mountains and a house on the beach.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: CNS on November 28, 2012, 04:15:38 PM
Frank Martin

 :cry:
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 28, 2012, 04:19:05 PM
Comodo dragon

Do you do this on purpose?
:peek: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comodo_Dragon_(web_browser)
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 28, 2012, 04:21:28 PM
those big fireworks that you see at shows that only flash before you hear a giant BOOM. like a flashbang, but bigger.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 28, 2012, 04:23:45 PM
50, no 100, no 200 Tigers.  All of them trained to do whatever I want.  Most of the time they're calm and nice and kids can come up and pet them and even go on a tiger ride.  But if I wanted to I could tell them to ATTACK!  And they'd attack anything or anyone I said. 

Also, a barn for the tigers to live in and money and stuff for food, and someone to give them baths and clean up their poop and or whatever.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: sys on November 28, 2012, 04:36:37 PM
Both a house in the mountains and a house on the beach.

pony & boat.
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Post by: pissclams on November 28, 2012, 04:39:01 PM
knitted socks
Title: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Pete on November 28, 2012, 04:39:31 PM
Both a house in the mountains and a house on the beach.

pony & boat.

Those are timeless.  Oldies but goodies.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 28, 2012, 04:45:49 PM
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Bloodfart on November 28, 2012, 04:47:47 PM
those big fireworks that you see at shows that only flash before you hear a giant BOOM. like a flashbang, but bigger.

I work with a guy that could buy these until 9/11 occurred.  They are about the size of a b-ball.  He has 5 left and I can't convince him to light one off not even for special occasions.  :cry:  Also if you are able to acquire one of these beauties beware the insta-fuse.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: KITNfury on November 28, 2012, 04:54:43 PM
The original Air Jordan's. And a DaLorean. If I ever have both at the same time I'll know I'm dead.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Mr Bread on November 28, 2012, 04:55:25 PM
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over. 
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 28, 2012, 04:56:46 PM
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over.
Know everything you know/have now and go back. Quantum leap thing works. Wanna join, bread?
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Mr Bread on November 28, 2012, 04:59:38 PM
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over.
Know everything you know/have now and go back. Quantum leap thing works. Wanna join, bread?

Yeah, would probably be pretty great.  We should get some sports almanacs for betting purposes before we go so we'll be :kstategrad: right out of the gate. 
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Brock Landers on November 28, 2012, 05:03:29 PM
A hovercraft.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 28, 2012, 06:04:00 PM
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over.
Know everything you know/have now and go back. Quantum leap thing works. Wanna join, bread?

Yeah, would probably be pretty great.  We should get some sports almanacs for betting purposes before we go so we'll be :kstategrad: right out of the gate.
Great idea.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 28, 2012, 06:12:00 PM
Personal movie theater. Not an in-home one, but like a building with one theater in it that only I have access to and I can watch any movie ever.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Gooch on November 28, 2012, 06:50:24 PM
I wish I had some flash bangs.  I would love to flash bang people.  That would be fun.  Maybe toss them into friends houses or a neighboring tailgate party. 


These are attainable. Cheaper than you would think too.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 28, 2012, 07:46:41 PM
I want to go to flashbang pak
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: wabash909 on November 28, 2012, 07:47:55 PM
National championship trophy.

Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: DQ12 on November 28, 2012, 08:14:15 PM
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over.
Know everything you know/have now and go back. Quantum leap thing works. Wanna join, bread?

Yeah, would probably be pretty great.  We should get some sports almanacs for betting purposes before we go so we'll be :kstategrad: right out of the gate.
if BTTF 2 (best BTTF, btw) taught me anything, it's that transporting sports almanacs to the past is bad news.  pretty much the whole point of the movie.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Trim on November 28, 2012, 09:57:55 PM
I could probably get some flash bangs.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: pissclams on November 28, 2012, 10:01:57 PM
I could probably get some flash bangs.

don't use them around mike dixon
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Bloodfart on November 28, 2012, 10:18:18 PM
I would like to be able to experience things for the first time again.  Like the first time you heard a certain song.  Lauryn Hill singing  Killing Me Softly wow what a great singer and song to hear for the first time.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Domino on November 29, 2012, 12:26:14 AM
Private jet.
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Post by: bones129 on November 29, 2012, 12:34:20 AM
Thought about a submarine, but the water level at Tuttle Creek is too low.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: 0.42 on November 29, 2012, 12:35:41 AM
kanye west hologram
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Domino on November 29, 2012, 12:36:54 AM
kanye west hologram

You want to be interrupted constantly?
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Mr Bread on November 29, 2012, 07:14:20 AM
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over.
Know everything you know/have now and go back. Quantum leap thing works. Wanna join, bread?

Yeah, would probably be pretty great.  We should get some sports almanacs for betting purposes before we go so we'll be :kstategrad: right out of the gate.
if BTTF 2 (best BTTF, btw) taught me anything, it's that transporting sports almanacs to the past is bad news.  pretty much the whole point of the movie.

Only in the wrong hands, Dlew. 
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Post by: CNS on November 29, 2012, 07:24:21 AM
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over.
Know everything you know/have now and go back. Quantum leap thing works. Wanna join, bread?

Yeah, would probably be pretty great.  We should get some sports almanacs for betting purposes before we go so we'll be :kstategrad: right out of the gate.
if BTTF 2 (best BTTF, btw) taught me anything, it's that transporting sports almanacs to the past is bad news.  pretty much the whole point of the movie.

Only in the wrong hands, Dlew.

Biff isn't walking through that door

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Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: mocat on November 29, 2012, 09:14:35 AM
Which game would you bet on first? Me? I'd put my farm on Boise State vs Oklahoma because that would feel so great.
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Post by: 8manpick on November 29, 2012, 09:27:53 AM
I would like to be able to experience things for the first time again.  Like the first time you heard a certain song.  Lauryn Hill singing  Killing Me Softly wow what a great singer and song to hear for the first time.

This great post went unappreciated
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Post by: puniraptor on November 29, 2012, 09:36:23 AM
I would like to be able to experience things for the first time again.  Like the first time you heard a certain song.  Lauryn Hill singing  Killing Me Softly wow what a great singer and song to hear for the first time.

This great post went unappreciated

This post is the true spirit of the thread. Not dumbass flashbangs you could just go buy at a gun show this weekend if you wanted to.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 29, 2012, 09:43:02 AM
Which game would you bet on first? Me? I'd put my farm on Boise State vs Oklahoma because that would feel so great.
I'd probably start with the 2003 Big 12 Championship. Freshman fanning had so much fun at that game.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: raquetcat on November 29, 2012, 09:51:43 AM
An original Norman Rockwell painting, they always make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, also another chance to study abroad (probably the greatest time in my life)
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: DQ12 on November 29, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
Which game would you bet on first? Me? I'd put my farm on Boise State vs Oklahoma because that would feel so great.
I'd become a Thursday night MAC savant.

I think i'd try to bet a few non-MAC Thursday night games, and fail miserably, and then return back to Thursday night MAC games to rebuild my fortune. 
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: Mr Bread on November 29, 2012, 10:02:46 AM
Which game would you bet on first? Me? I'd put my farm on Boise State vs Oklahoma because that would feel so great.
I'd become a Thursday night MAC savant.

I think i'd try to bet a few non-MAC Thursday night games, and fail miserably, and then return back to Thursday night MAC games to rebuild my fortune.

I would do ten-game parlays nonstop and bookies would be all what in the hell is it with this guy nailing all these parlays all the time.  Nobody has inside info on every team.  They would be completely flabbergasted. 
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Post by: Lefty on November 29, 2012, 10:08:40 AM
a huge church organ. i'd play that crap all the time and just blast away on it.
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Post by: 8manpick on November 29, 2012, 10:26:10 AM
a huge church organ. i'd play that crap all the time and just blast away on it.

I want a Chipophone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pchpDD5EU
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: CNS on November 29, 2012, 10:45:28 AM
Which game would you bet on first? Me? I'd put my farm on Boise State vs Oklahoma because that would feel so great.
I'd become a Thursday night MAC savant.

I think i'd try to bet a few non-MAC Thursday night games, and fail miserably, and then return back to Thursday night MAC games to rebuild my fortune.

I would do ten-game parlays nonstop and bookies would be all what in the hell is it with this guy nailing all these parlays all the time.  Nobody has inside info on every team.  They would be completely flabbergasted.

Pro tip: three parlays in you would be found in a dumpster missing toes and not breathing.
Title: Re: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: mocat on November 29, 2012, 10:46:18 AM
I would like to be able to experience things for the first time again.  Like the first time you heard a certain song.  Lauryn Hill singing  Killing Me Softly wow what a great singer and song to hear for the first time.

This great post went unappreciated

This post is the true spirit of the thread. Not dumbass flashbangs you could just go buy at a gun show this weekend if you wanted to.

Yeah great post. I remember sitting in my room at 13 listening to "One" by Metallica for the first time. Would love to experience that again.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: DQ12 on November 29, 2012, 10:47:26 AM
Which game would you bet on first? Me? I'd put my farm on Boise State vs Oklahoma because that would feel so great.
I'd become a Thursday night MAC savant.

I think i'd try to bet a few non-MAC Thursday night games, and fail miserably, and then return back to Thursday night MAC games to rebuild my fortune.

I would do ten-game parlays nonstop and bookies would be all what in the hell is it with this guy nailing all these parlays all the time.  Nobody has inside info on every team.  They would be completely flabbergasted.

Pro tip: three parlays in you would be found in a dumpster missing toes and not breathing.
that's why you hire a bunch of goons to be your bodyguards up on the 27th floor of your hotel casino.

that's the second lesson of BTTF 2 btw.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: mocat on November 29, 2012, 10:49:18 AM
Which game would you bet on first? Me? I'd put my farm on Boise State vs Oklahoma because that would feel so great.
I'd become a Thursday night MAC savant.

I think i'd try to bet a few non-MAC Thursday night games, and fail miserably, and then return back to Thursday night MAC games to rebuild my fortune.

I would do ten-game parlays nonstop and bookies would be all what in the hell is it with this guy nailing all these parlays all the time.  Nobody has inside info on every team.  They would be completely flabbergasted.

Pro tip: three parlays in you would be found in a dumpster missing toes and not breathing.
that's why you hire a bunch of goons to be your bodyguards up on the 27th floor of your hotel casino.

that's the second lesson of BTTF 2 btw.

sounds like it would turn into Smokin Aces
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: CNS on November 29, 2012, 10:51:26 AM
Gotta be patient and lose some small ones on purpose, then go in big on one or two every so often.  Then take the big one and roll it into Apple, Google, etc stock.
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: scottwildcat on November 29, 2012, 12:41:13 PM
happiness  :frown: Kimberly and APC along with Baylor took it away and its never coming back  :frown:
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: the_ugly_clown on November 29, 2012, 03:10:27 PM
semi truck for my daily commuter.
Title: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: puniraptor on November 29, 2012, 04:53:58 PM
semi truck for my daily commuter.

Do you have $1200 and Craigslist?
Title: Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
Post by: the_ugly_clown on November 29, 2012, 06:34:41 PM
semi truck for my daily commuter.

Do you have $1200 and Craigslist?

i want a new shiny one.