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Title: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 28, 2012, 02:04:03 PM
Well, now is your chance to prove it!

Need a place to crash at for Bruceketball games? Want to live with a super duper great guy named EMAWmeister? Need some time away from your wife and kids? Here is your chance!

Starting in January, 'Meister will be living in a v. nice, affordable, 5-bedroom house by himself. Due to his 4 roommates graduating and moving elsewhere, 'Meister might get a bit lonely.

Rates are very negotiable... Hourly, nightly, monthly, you name it.

Requests: Look after the guy for us, he means a lot to us. Also, no ugly dogs please.

PM FOR DETAILS :)
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 28, 2012, 02:06:07 PM
:dubious:

(But really)
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: XocolateThundarr on November 28, 2012, 03:26:41 PM
Somehow, I envision someone losing a kidney because of this thread.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 28, 2012, 05:18:01 PM
Somehow, I envision someone losing a kidney because of this thread.

No kidneys lost. Just a lonely goEMAWer in need of some roommates.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 28, 2012, 06:05:55 PM
Will he be playing opposum for a good portion of the time?
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 28, 2012, 07:56:06 PM
Someone come live with me or my shitty posting will multiply exponentially.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 28, 2012, 08:06:09 PM
hmm hourly and nightly rates
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: 8manpick on November 28, 2012, 08:06:29 PM
To reply to the OP, yes (kind of)
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: SabiNation on November 28, 2012, 08:19:27 PM
Does he do the dishes?
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 28, 2012, 08:51:07 PM
Does he do the dishes?

More than KKK's lazy ass.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: puniraptor on November 28, 2012, 09:12:15 PM
How many unsupervised children are you willing to board?
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 28, 2012, 10:12:53 PM
the apartments below and beside me are empty, come live alone and we can party and stuff.

the apartment beside me even has a secret tunnel that connects the two to make it easier to party!
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: wetwillie on November 28, 2012, 10:43:49 PM
To the original question in the thread, the answer is no I do not like him.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 28, 2012, 11:14:03 PM
seems like a pretty good deal. how much for a weekend?
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: DQ12 on November 28, 2012, 11:18:51 PM
 :lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: hemmy on November 28, 2012, 11:32:43 PM
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:

oh man that is harsh :frown:
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 28, 2012, 11:48:40 PM
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:

Quick, someone ask every roommate dlew has ever had how heinous he smells in the morning.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 28, 2012, 11:49:43 PM
To the original question in the thread, the answer is no I do not like him.

I don't have an opinion on you. So boom, irrelevant.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: Tobias on November 28, 2012, 11:50:39 PM
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:

Quick, someone ask every roommate dlew has ever had how heinous he smells in the morning.

burnt flesh is pretty bad to wake up to.  have central air, 'meister?
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 28, 2012, 11:52:30 PM
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:

Quick, someone ask every roommate dlew has ever had how heinous he smells in the morning.

burnt flesh is pretty bad to wake up to.  have central air, 'meister?

DO I EVER!!!
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: DQ12 on November 28, 2012, 11:58:14 PM
:lol:

no one wants to live with meister.  what a pathetic piece of crap loser.

 :lol:

Quick, someone ask every roommate dlew has ever had how heinous he smells in the morning.
i'm sorry, i couldn't hear you, my 3 roommates who aren't moving out after living with me for only 1 semester were talking to me

 :lol:
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 29, 2012, 09:31:59 AM
seems like a pretty good deal. how much for a weekend?

$50.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 29, 2012, 09:33:16 AM
How many unsupervised children are you willing to board?

3, maybe 4.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 29, 2012, 09:35:57 AM
Does he do the dishes?

More than KKK's lazy ass.

I think I saw him do them once. I'll tell you this much, he's going to be doing them a lot more next semester if he doesn't find a roommate or two.

C'mon guys, help 'Meister out!
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 29, 2012, 09:54:13 AM
KKK acts like he is trying to do me a huge favor, but I'm not fooled. He just doesn't want to eat $500 a month.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: slobber on November 29, 2012, 10:02:20 AM
KKK acts like he is trying to do me a huge favor, but I'm not fooled. He just doesn't want to eat $500 a month.
I was figuring that KKK just doesn't want to see you living like a stud in a bachelor's pad provided largely by your recently graduated roommates.
Title: Re: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 29, 2012, 10:06:55 AM
KKK acts like he is trying to do me a huge favor, but I'm not fooled. He just doesn't want to eat $500 a month.
I was figuring that KKK just doesn't want to see you living like a stud in a bachelor's pad provided largely by your recently graduated roommates.
He's such a hater.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 29, 2012, 11:05:17 AM
Shut up, you guys. 'Meister, if you keep this crap up I'm going to let Rick Daris use this place as his once a month get away from his wife and kids for free.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: puniraptor on November 29, 2012, 11:06:28 AM
do u hav xbox?
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 29, 2012, 11:07:42 AM
do u hav xbox?

Yes and Xbox live
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: puniraptor on November 29, 2012, 11:10:09 AM
does your fridge have an icemaker
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 29, 2012, 11:23:26 AM
Shut up, you guys. 'Meister, if you keep this crap up I'm going to let Rick Daris use this place as his once a month get away from his wife and kids for free.

Not my money  :confused:

does your fridge have an icemaker

No but there is a quality icemaker right next to the fridge.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: 8manpick on November 29, 2012, 11:24:54 AM
Shut up, you guys. 'Meister, if you keep this crap up I'm going to let Rick Daris use this place as his once a month get away from his wife and kids for free.


Bud Light Lime for days!
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: DQ12 on November 29, 2012, 11:28:18 AM
Guys meister told me that if they don't find anyone, one of kkk's nerdy engineer work associates is going to live there with his family, right alongside meister. Personally, I'm rooting for that.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: puniraptor on November 29, 2012, 11:30:49 AM
do u have waterbeds
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 29, 2012, 11:59:35 AM
Guys meister told me that if they don't fun anyone, one of kkk's nerdy engineer work associates is going to live there with his family, right alongside meister. Personally, I'm rooting for that.

Me too  :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: Trim on November 29, 2012, 12:30:40 PM
Should I operate my practice out of EMAWmeister's house?  Not very tropical, but would be convenient to get back to Wichita if I need to reprogram the robot.
Title: Re: Do you like EMAWMeister?
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 29, 2012, 02:17:41 PM
Should I operate my practice out of EMAWmeister's house?  Not very tropical, but would be convenient to get back to Wichita if I need to reprogram the robot.

The entire place is up for rent for $1500 a month. I don't know what you're paying now, but it can't be that good. Plus, ill throw in a broken grill in the back yard that the Fijis broke (rough ridin' Fijis) as long as you're nice to 'Meister.

Considering your other option, which is to work with a robot that looks like fanning or Steve Dave or whatever, I would take it.

PS- Daris might stop by every now and then on one of his benders. Just ignore him...