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Title: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Bookcat on November 03, 2012, 09:36:51 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: SPE_khat on November 03, 2012, 09:38:08 AM
Every sentence is a a struggle.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: SPE_khat on November 03, 2012, 09:38:42 AM
On the flipside, can we get Herby a promotion  :love:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: 8manpick on November 03, 2012, 09:40:15 AM
Alzheimer's or whatever sucks. That said, let Corso do it as long as he wants too. Feel bad for him.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Frankenklein on November 03, 2012, 09:41:52 AM
 Animated Corpse technology has come a long way
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Winters on November 03, 2012, 09:43:11 AM
yes
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: wetwillie on November 03, 2012, 09:46:02 AM
He wont be back next year
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: kim carnes on November 03, 2012, 09:48:43 AM
is it time for bookcat to hang it up?  i say yes
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Winters on November 03, 2012, 09:54:26 AM
He wont be back next year
He just got a 2-year extension.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on November 03, 2012, 09:57:34 AM
is it time for bookcat to hang it up?  i say yes

Quit being a dick.   Unless that's all you know...

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 03, 2012, 10:14:56 AM
I just turned it on, and he was talking and seemed fine.   Once they get into the show he seems to get better, I think because of his issue at the start of shows he's nervous. 

Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: goCats101 on November 03, 2012, 10:20:00 AM
Animated Corpse technology has come a long way


Lee Corso? More like Lee Corpse-o.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: kim carnes on November 03, 2012, 10:21:58 AM
people put way too much emphasis on forming intelligent sentences.  that is not entertainment.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: jmlynch1 on November 03, 2012, 10:28:18 AM
Pollack is really growing on me.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on November 03, 2012, 10:31:33 AM
Corso can barely speak anymore. You know he'll announce his retirement before a season starts so every damn week will be a farewell to the senile old man
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 03, 2012, 10:32:26 AM
He wont be back next year
He signed on for two more years.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: kim carnes on November 03, 2012, 10:34:01 AM
He wont be back next year
He signed on for two more years.

thx luke
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 03, 2012, 10:35:11 AM
Kim Carnes, something tells me your life really sucks. T's & P's.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: BostonPancake on November 03, 2012, 10:38:08 AM
Alzheimer's or whatever sucks. That said, let Corso do it as long as he wants too. Feel bad for him.

It was a stroke.  Agree, though.....feel bad for him.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: kim carnes on November 03, 2012, 10:40:31 AM
Kim Carnes, something tells me your life really sucks. T's & P's.

it does suck.  i'm not sure why you're so mad about being called luke though.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on November 03, 2012, 10:49:23 AM
Ever since he donned the Willie Head in '98, I have been incapable of having bad thoughts about Lee.

He will always be a wonderful person to me.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Not Sure on November 03, 2012, 10:56:14 AM
I think he has a cold or something.  I know he always seems like he chuggs a bottle of cough syrup before every broadcast, but today he probably needed two.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on November 03, 2012, 11:40:23 AM
Lee Corso is great and can stay on as long as he wants. However, I think Pollack should get his own seat at the table.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: DQ12 on November 03, 2012, 11:53:33 AM
I love Corso. The headgear thing is just so much fun.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 03, 2012, 11:54:33 AM
pollock is jessie palmer without all the retardation.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Institutional Control on November 03, 2012, 11:54:40 AM
I didn't know people hated Corso. I think he's the best part of Game Day.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: EMAWesome on November 03, 2012, 11:57:38 AM
He wont be back next year

Not so fast my friend.

I heard he signed a two year extension
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 03, 2012, 11:59:23 AM
He is uncomfortable to listen to now.  Then they trot him out there to be the comic foil like a doddering old fool.  Let him keep his dignity...
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: wetwillie on November 03, 2012, 12:00:44 PM
He wont be back next year

Not so fast my friend.

I heard he signed a two year extension

This is great, probably your best post ever. 
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: SeanSnyder4Prez on November 03, 2012, 12:03:43 PM
Which is worse:
Corso
Dicky Vee
Holtzshche
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Institutional Control on November 03, 2012, 12:05:19 PM
Vitale is the worst.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 03, 2012, 12:05:37 PM
corso is easily the least worst out of those choices.

lou doltz wins this contest.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: bigwilliestyle1407 on November 03, 2012, 12:11:54 PM
corso is easily the least worst out of those choices.

lou doltz wins this contest.

This ^

Holtz is the worst.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: DQ12 on November 03, 2012, 12:20:00 PM
He is uncomfortable to listen to now.  Then they trot him out there to be the comic foil like a doddering old fool.  Let him keep his dignity...
He's a regular awesome senile old man.  The only difference between him and everybody's crazy grandpa is that Lee has a national stage.

Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 03, 2012, 12:23:17 PM
He is uncomfortable to listen to now.  Then they trot him out there to be the comic foil like a doddering old fool.  Let him keep his dignity...
He's a regular awesome senile old man.  The only difference between him and everybody's crazy grandpa is that Lee has a national stage.

I don't think he knows they are laughing at him, not with him.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: bigwilliestyle1407 on November 03, 2012, 12:23:51 PM
He is uncomfortable to listen to now.  Then they trot him out there to be the comic foil like a doddering old fool.  Let him keep his dignity...
He's a regular awesome senile old man.  The only difference between him and everybody's crazy grandpa is that Lee has a national stage.

And more cool hats.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 03, 2012, 12:42:58 PM
Corso



















Dickie V




Lou Holtz
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Barry McCockner on November 03, 2012, 01:34:19 PM
Hey guys, I heard Corso signed a 2 year extension   :excited:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 03, 2012, 02:07:26 PM
Hey guys, I heard Corso signed a 2 year extension   :excited:

link?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Barry McCockner on November 03, 2012, 02:08:30 PM
Hey guys, I heard Corso signed a 2 year extension   :excited:

link?   :dunno:

:facepalm:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: bucket on November 03, 2012, 02:08:54 PM
Hey guys, I heard Corso signed a 2 year extension   :excited:

link?   :dunno:

google search you lazy pos
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 03, 2012, 02:10:31 PM
Hey guys, I heard Corso signed a 2 year extension   :excited:

link?   :dunno:

:facepalm:

 :dubious:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Barry McCockner on November 03, 2012, 02:15:56 PM
Hey guys, I heard Corso signed a 2 year extension   :excited:

link?   :dunno:

:facepalm:

 :dubious:

I was sarcasticly posting the triple-luked statement that Corso has signed an extension.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 03, 2012, 02:17:01 PM
Hey guys, I heard Corso signed a 2 year extension   :excited:

link?   :dunno:

:facepalm:

 :dubious:

I was sarcasticly posting the triple-luked statement that Corso has signed an extension.

i was sarcastically posting for a link to the quadruple-luked statement that corso has signed an extension.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Barry McCockner on November 03, 2012, 02:21:07 PM
Hey guys, I heard Corso signed a 2 year extension   :excited:

link?   :dunno:

:facepalm:

 :dubious:

I was sarcasticly posting the triple-luked statement that Corso has signed an extension.

i was sarcastically posting for a link to the quadruple-luked statement that corso has signed an extension.

Damn...out-luked again.   :runaway:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on November 03, 2012, 02:21:50 PM
wait, Corso got an extension??  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: star seed 7 on November 03, 2012, 02:22:18 PM
wait, Corso got an extension??  :sdeek:

still waiting for link conformation.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on November 03, 2012, 02:25:28 PM
I met Corso in '98, he was coming out of a Johnny on the Spot next to Vanier. Happiest day of my life to that point being 12 years old. Hope he used Purell though
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Trim on November 03, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
He is uncomfortable to listen to now.  Then they trot him out there to be the comic foil like a doddering old fool.  Let him keep his dignity...
He's a regular awesome senile old man.  The only difference between him and everybody's crazy grandpa is that Lee has a national stage.



#TheEd4CollegeGameday
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: DQ12 on November 03, 2012, 04:12:20 PM
He is uncomfortable to listen to now.  Then they trot him out there to be the comic foil like a doddering old fool.  Let him keep his dignity...
He's a regular awesome senile old man.  The only difference between him and everybody's crazy grandpa is that Lee has a national stage.



#TheEd4CollegeGameday
holy crap
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Testy Westy on November 03, 2012, 04:17:46 PM
I just want someone who can intelligently preview games and get me pumped.  I'm not interested in watching some old man get his hand held through every sentence and put on a mascot head.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Trim on November 03, 2012, 04:18:15 PM
I just want someone who can intelligently preview games and get me pumped.  I'm not interested in watching some old man get his hand held through every sentence and put on a mascot head.

#TheEd4CollegeGameday
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Testy Westy on November 03, 2012, 04:19:22 PM
I just want someone who can intelligently preview games and get me pumped.  I'm not interested in watching some old man get his hand held through every sentence and put on a mascot head.

#TheEd4CollegeGameday

would take
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: stunted on November 03, 2012, 04:25:17 PM
He's fun, and thats what counts.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Testy Westy on November 03, 2012, 04:28:17 PM
He's fun, and thats what counts.

not anymore, it's just sad
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: DQ12 on November 03, 2012, 04:32:05 PM
it's not "sad."  quit being so melodramatic.
Title: Re: Is it time for Corso to hang it up?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 03, 2012, 05:43:22 PM
it's not "sad."  quit being so melodramatic.

It isn't sad, it is just annoying.  There are hundreds of talented on-air folks out there but we get him slurring and making no sense just so he can put on an old timey swimsuit and pretend to do a belly flop off the high dive.  He isn't some tradition you cannot tamper with.