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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on October 31, 2012, 01:44:51 PM
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Mike SCUMdy, you have been challenged. I'll be outside the stadium before the game and you had better be there or you will forever be known as a COWARD and a DORK! The meeting spot for our fight is the Ernie Barrett statue on the SW corner of the stadium. I'll be in my Sidewinder Dojo whites with orange belt. I'll probably be hopping from foot to foot punching the air with vicious blows so you really can't miss me. When you get there a group of my bros will form a circle around us. Kind of a human circle'ish octagon. inside this ring there is no escape and no survival (that one's just for you) and no drinks and no snacks. Don't try to bring any weapons or a mean dog or anything because this is just a one on one match. It's just you and I fighting to whoever surrenders or gives up or dies. I'll let you have the first punch because it's no big whoop to me. I'll then sweep your legs out from under you and come down on your chest with an elbow that you will think is actually like a train or large truck running over your chest and balls. I'll then back off and give the secret Sidewinder Dojo high five to my bro limestone and we'll just talk and joke around while you slowly get up. Then, when you are coming at me again, I'll nonchalantly stick my fist right into your face without even looking and it will seem like I don't even care but it will feel like I care to your face and balls because you will again be on the ground. then it's first break and my bros and I will eat hot dogs for dinner with my step dad Rick and my mom. we will wash down our food with delicious Dr. Thunder and Cola. If you want something to eat or drink during the break you will have to bring your own because my step dad's not made of money and he hasn't been able to get as many hours lately so just back off. Anyway, after first break I'll just finish you off with a kick to your ballsack because the game will be starting and I like to get to my seat early. See you there chump.
:grrr:
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OSU fans, consider your lives spared.
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And if Gundy doesn't accept? What will happen? WHAT THEN?
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Bet Gundy wont show.
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Orange belt, huh? Interesting choice of color.
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:comeatme:
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Orange belt, huh? Interesting choice of color.
I go for Blue next month if sensei thinks I'm ready
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Orange belt, huh? Interesting choice of color.
I go for Blue next month if sensei thinks I'm ready
Go traditional...belt color dependent on the amount of dirt, mud, blood, tears, guts, etc. that stain it.
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You got this one, SD.
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Do you have any idea how old grundy is?? this could be a real challenge :ohno:
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Do you have any idea how old grundy is?? this could be a real challenge :ohno:
I think i read somewhere that he is 39.
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Do you have any idea how old grundy is?? this could be a real challenge :ohno:
I think i read somewhere that he is 39.
When he's 40, he'll become a man. :ohno:
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No way Gundy shows his stupid face. Gonna have to pull that coward's man card
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No way Gundy shows his stupid face. Gonna have to pull that coward's man card
He will probably get a dui on purpose so he has an excuse
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Gundy is on the record saying he is a man.
I guess time will tell.
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Gundy is on the record saying he is a man.
I guess time will tell.
If you have to tell people you're a man, you're probably not.
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I bet mike SCUMdy will probably try and wear boxing headgear to protect his head and a cup to protect his balls. Is this allowed?
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How hard is this dude trying to be Bob Stoops?
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I'll let you have the first punch because it's no big whoop to me.
Holy eff :ohno:
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The man has a gift.
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I think Gundy is pretty brave and not a total chickenshit so he will show up and take his beating like a MAN.
Also, are we still meeting tonight to TP you know whose house and throw eggs at the school? I agreed to clean the garage to get out tonight. Kyle is working at Daras so free gas and swishers. :gocho:
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Hey steve dave, if he brings a weapon or mean dog, can we (members of the circle'ish octagon) take a couple swings at him for breaking the rules?
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I always look forward to these to find out how stepdad Rick is doing
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I always look forward to these to find out how stepdad Rick is doing
seems like things are getting a little tight for ol' rick.
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Ya know, step dad's don't always have the easiest job. I'm glad your step dad Rick has seen fit to channeling all the aggression into something positive. Sounds like a great guy without even mentioning the Dr. Thunder, orange slices and sammy's for the rest period between vicious assaults. :gocho:
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Hey steve dave, if he brings a weapon or mean dog, can we (members of the circle'ish octagon) take a couple swings at him for breaking the rules?
That's Sidewinder biz. We handle that noise
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lol at you guys who thinks Gundy fights his own fights. Unless the opponent is a female journalist, Gundy has all of his battles fought for him by a 28yr old ginger or an 80+ yr old rich white guy.
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I would fight T. Boone in a heartbeat.
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Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.
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I would fight T. Boone in a heartbeat.
You don't get to be as rich as him without having murdered someone. He might poison your Dr. Thunder.
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Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.
Not scared.
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electric heat pump here, aim for the face and swing away lsoc
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Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.
Not scared.
He might be able to cave your face in with his mind.
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Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.
Not scared.
He might be able to cave your face in with his mind.
Monday at the dojo I had one of the younger guys put an apple on his head and kneel down. I spun arouind and karate chopped it off of his head without hardly seeing it when I spun.
I think I can handle myself bruh.
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I'm just saying he might be undead and he might eat you. We could be dealing with a Lo Pan scenario here for all I know. Do not tangle with him if you have green eyes is my advice.
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I'm just saying he might be undead and he might eat you. We could be dealing with a Lo Pan scenario here for all I know. Do not tangle with him if you have green eyes is my advice.
A roundhouse kick to the taint is all it takes to totally annihilate a zombie/scanner. P. U. D. pud.
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I'm just saying he might be undead and he might eat you. We could be dealing with a Lo Pan scenario here for all I know. Do not tangle with him if you have green eyes is my advice.
A roundhouse kick to the taint is all it takes to totally annihilate a zombie/scanner. P. U. D. pud.
Dude, David Lo Pan is not a zombie. You're way out of your league if you think kicking T. Boone Pan in the taint is gonna have any effect. He'll just laugh right in your face.
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Oh man, someone call the wambulance for Gundy. He's gonna need it after SD's done with him.
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Just remember what old Steve Dave does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Steve Dave just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
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Just be careful about challenging him to a dance off!!
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Have fun heating your house without any gas this winter Limestone.
Not scared.
He might be able to cave your face in with his mind.
Are you suggesting that t boone is actually magneto? Cause I could see, I could really see it.
Leave the brass knuckles at home limestone and you got this. Also I would suggest tie pants, dont want that old creep pantsing you by stealing the buttons off your Levi 501s.
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Mike SCUMdy, you have been challenged. I'll be outside the stadium before the game and you had better be there or you will forever be known as a COWARD and a DORK! The meeting spot for our fight is the Ernie Barrett statue on the SW corner of the stadium. I'll be in my Sidewinder Dojo whites with orange belt. I'll probably be hopping from foot to foot punching the air with vicious blows so you really can't miss me. When you get there a group of my bros will form a circle around us. Kind of a human circle'ish octagon. inside this ring there is no escape and no survival (that one's just for you) and no drinks and no snacks. Don't try to bring any weapons or a mean dog or anything because this is just a one on one match. It's just you and I fighting to whoever surrenders or gives up or dies. I'll let you have the first punch because it's no big whoop to me. I'll then sweep your legs out from under you and come down on your chest with an elbow that you will think is actually like a train or large truck running over your chest and balls. I'll then back off and give the secret Sidewinder Dojo high five to my bro limestone and we'll just talk and joke around while you slowly get up. Then, when you are coming at me again, I'll nonchalantly stick my fist right into your face without even looking and it will seem like I don't even care but it will feel like I care to your face and balls because you will again be on the ground. then it's first break and my bros and I will eat hot dogs for dinner with my step dad Rick and my mom. we will wash down our food with delicious Dr. Thunder and Cola. If you want something to eat or drink during the break you will have to bring your own because my step dad's not made of money and he hasn't been able to get as many hours lately so just back off. Anyway, after first break I'll just finish you off with a kick to your ballsack because the game will be starting and I like to get to my seat early. See you there chump.
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FYSD!!!!! I'll bring my two brothers Jeff Van and Stan Van. We'll stomp you!
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Oh man IT. IS. ON.
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:popcorn:
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Not sure what to think about this one.... Was never worried about SD until now.... :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: (ftp://:ohno: :ohno: :ohno:)
:pray: :pray: (ftp://:pray: :pray:)
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I practice with the Swooping Cranes, based out of Utah, quite a bit and will be in attendance... if this guy brings his brothers, text me. I can bring a few reinforcements. PM for cell#
*edit: I'm only a brown belt*
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I practice with the Swooping Cranes, based out of Utah, quite a bit and will be in attendance... if this guy brings his brothers, text me. I can bring a few reinforcements. PM for cell#
*edit: I'm only a brown belt*
FranklyFrankYou? More like StankyStankPoo. GTFO!
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I practice with the Swooping Cranes, based out of Utah, quite a bit and will be in attendance... if this guy brings his brothers, text me. I can bring a few reinforcements. PM for cell#
*edit: I'm only a brown belt*
FranklyFrankYou? More like StankyStankPoo. GTFO!
That's actually the best I've ever heard. eff it I'm out
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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
Sensei Dustin taught us to never tap out. Sidewinders don't back out, and we always clean up after ourselves. Especially if Sensei Dustin drove us in his wife's Tahoe.
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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
eff off, fanning.
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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
take it to GPC fanning, jesus. can't believe you'd say this with some of the younger members of the message board being very prominent in this thread. :facepalm:
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Mike SCUMdy, you have been challenged. I'll be outside the stadium before the game and you had better be there or you will forever be known as a COWARD and a DORK! The meeting spot for our fight is the Ernie Barrett statue on the SW corner of the stadium. I'll be in my Sidewinder Dojo whites with orange belt. I'll probably be hopping from foot to foot punching the air with vicious blows so you really can't miss me. When you get there a group of my bros will form a circle around us. Kind of a human circle'ish octagon. inside this ring there is no escape and no survival (that one's just for you) and no drinks and no snacks. Don't try to bring any weapons or a mean dog or anything because this is just a one on one match. It's just you and I fighting to whoever surrenders or gives up or dies. I'll let you have the first punch because it's no big whoop to me. I'll then sweep your legs out from under you and come down on your chest with an elbow that you will think is actually like a train or large truck running over your chest and balls. I'll then back off and give the secret Sidewinder Dojo high five to my bro limestone and we'll just talk and joke around while you slowly get up. Then, when you are coming at me again, I'll nonchalantly stick my fist right into your face without even looking and it will seem like I don't even care but it will feel like I care to your face and balls because you will again be on the ground. then it's first break and my bros and I will eat hot dogs for dinner with my step dad Rick and my mom. we will wash down our food with delicious Dr. Thunder and Cola. If you want something to eat or drink during the break you will have to bring your own because my step dad's not made of money and he hasn't been able to get as many hours lately so just back off. Anyway, after first break I'll just finish you off with a kick to your ballsack because the game will be starting and I like to get to my seat early. See you there chump.
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:love:
I want this on a t-shirt
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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
eff off, fanning.
5000 :love:
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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
Hey fanni! Or should I say 'funny' because this post was hilarious and quite creative. Keep it up. :rolleyes:
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Hey Gumby you old loser. Get ready to get your taint stomped, Sidewinder style.
You'd better not call the cops or our parents.
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Grundy, the taint stomp is capable of stopping your heart. The safest way to counteract this probability is kegel exercises and if you feel your nuts ascending flex your taking-a-dump muscles...it just might save your life.
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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
Hey fanni! Or should I say 'funny' because this post was hilarious and quite creative. Keep it up. :rolleyes:
:curse: Fanni? His next move is calling me fanny pack you guise, I know this. :curse:
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Grundy, the taint stomp is capable of stopping your heart. The safest way to counteract this probability is kegel exercises and if you feel your nuts ascending flex your taking-a-dump muscles...it just might save your life.
MadCat, you're a hero in my book. Anyone who can take a shot in the taint and live to tell about it, with nuts ascending, ass dumping reflects, is a man I wouldn't want to rumble with. :ohno:
Grundy, you're gona need all the help you can get, if you expect to survive a beating from SD. :fatty:
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Grundy, the taint stomp is capable of stopping your heart. The safest way to counteract this probability is kegel exercises and if you feel your nuts ascending flex your taking-a-dump muscles...it just might save your life.
Whatever you say CatMatt
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Grundy, the taint stomp is capable of stopping your heart. The safest way to counteract this probability is kegel exercises and if you feel your nuts ascending flex your taking-a-dump muscles...it just might save your life.
MadCat, you're a hero in my book. Anyone who can take a shot in the taint and live to tell about it, with nuts ascending, ass dumping reflects, is a man I wouldn't want to rumble with. :ohno:
Grundy, you're gona need all the help you can get, if you expect to survive a beating from SD. :fatty:
Whatever you say CatMatty
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I'll be in my come-at-me-bro costume that my Aunt Rita made me this year for Halloween, but don't get it twisted Gundy, you can bet your butt I'll have my Sidewinder gi on underneath. My family parks on the east side so don't just think you can leave after SD is done breaking your balls and fingers into bits and pretty bloody pieces. Also, my costume is pretty valuable and took Rita a long time to make so when I'm caving your face in with swoop-kicks and roundhouse-backhands you BETTER NOT have any of that LA Looks gunking up your hair, because if it gets on my costume Rita will throw a FIT. She reuses the fabric to make future costumes for the Arts theater so it can't be all greasy and stained, sorry bro.
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If I get my social studies grade up to a B+ for my next report card (and keep up with the chores, lol) my mom said she'd think about enrolling me in Sidewinders.
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If I get my social studies grade up to a B+ for my next report card (and keep up with the chores, lol) my mom said she'd think about enrolling me in Sidewinders.
Who is your teacher? Last week, Mike Harvey broke into Mrs. Williams' classroom at lunch and stole all of the test answers so you can just write them in your book if you have Mrs. Williams. If not you're so screwed lol.
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Just be careful about challenging him to a dance off!!
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I can handle that.
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I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS GUNDY!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
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Just be careful about challenging him to a dance off!!
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I can handle that.
#84 trying to grind his coach.
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THEN I WILL PULL DOWN YOUR GUNDYWEARS!!!!!
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A pome:
Mike Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday
Became a man on Thursday,
steve dave challenged on Friday,
Taint-stomped on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Mike Grundy
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You better watch out cause I could nail you in the balls with a dirt clod. One time I drilled my big bro in the balls from accross the yard cause he made me mad. YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME MAD.
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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
Your roll in all this is to comfort SCUMdy's wife
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Grundy, the taint stomp is capable of stopping your heart. The safest way to counteract this probability is kegel exercises and if you feel your nuts ascending flex your taking-a-dump muscles...it just might save your life.
Whatever you say CatMatt
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