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Title: First to 500
Post by: ulicballsaclongtime on October 18, 2012, 10:27:52 PM: Any one know what that refers to?
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: star seed 7 on October 18, 2012, 10:28:52 PM: better name than most of you people. :thumbs:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: RightMeow on October 18, 2012, 10:30:01 PM: :bait:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on October 18, 2012, 10:31:24 PM: :bait:
:peek:
no idea.
:ohno:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Rams on October 18, 2012, 10:35:18 PM: the deal you made with baylor before kickoff :dunno:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Bloodfart on October 18, 2012, 10:37:06 PM: Number of shine bottles your expecting mother drank? :dunno:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: ulicballsaclongtime on October 18, 2012, 10:39:32 PM: Think harder, at least it's an accomplishment!! Tell me kids, come on...
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: chunkles on October 18, 2012, 10:41:38 PM: ~~yards~~ FUCKS THAT I GIVE
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: 0.42 on October 18, 2012, 10:41:57 PM: number of dumbass fans to fall for a message board's bait? Definitely has to be Arkansas, sorry man.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 18, 2012, 10:43:20 PM: use to love playing 500 in the pool after baseball tourneys.. good times
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Rams on October 18, 2012, 10:48:45 PM: number of unrelated people left in all of west virginia
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: ulicballsaclongtime on October 18, 2012, 10:50:46 PM: You guys should be saying, " I know, I know.... :blush: .... :bawl: ..."

I'd be ashamed to admit it too... :ksu:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Katpappy on October 18, 2012, 10:55:56 PM: Quote from: Rams on October 18, 2012, 10:48:45 PM
number of unrelated people left in all of west virginia
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on October 18, 2012, 10:59:04 PM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-jMD5ONYfH7A%2FTxF8HzUq_rI%2FAAAAAAADK3Y%2FsjkZghcrFdM%2Fs400%2FCute%2BDogs%2Bfunny%2Bpictures%2B%25252863%252529.jpg&hash=ca430c7857513f528ebe18713d7833c5cdece27e)
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 18, 2012, 11:10:34 PM: What the drivers say to each other before the race in Indianapolis? Then they shake hands?
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on October 18, 2012, 11:17:20 PM: (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAjOrzokmBSAHGPjPFi3sgixgfyggJAs7Z_UNJE-AcOEgpIF6j-g)
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: DQ12 on October 18, 2012, 11:18:34 PM: What The Proclaimers guys were thinking when they wrote that song?
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Bloodfart on October 18, 2012, 11:20:17 PM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.ridemonkey.com%2Findex.php%3Fsize%3Dfull%26amp%3Bsrc%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fimg51.imageshack.us%252Fimg51%252F9076%252Fdogpassestreat.gif&hash=7239de6cc89767ea8c475bd45a36a41e4465a8a8)
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on October 18, 2012, 11:21:05 PM: WVU dog
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXCbD2aDbuneUdhwfn6fD4LeuwhB_QgMKH9eQ9433dGlAK3Ndl)
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: bigwillie20 on October 18, 2012, 11:23:51 PM: Western Virginia requirements for a hogging night?
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: MrWVU2U on October 18, 2012, 11:26:50 PM: Quote from: bigwillie20 on October 18, 2012, 11:23:51 PM
Western Virginia requirements for a hogging night?
Hogging night! I so don't miss college :lol:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: ulicballsaclongtime on October 18, 2012, 11:33:26 PM: :opcat: WTF is that?!?!?? I forgot the KKK is kind of the norm in the backward-ass midwest..

Anyways... 500, man up sissies and admit it!!!
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: 0.42 on October 18, 2012, 11:35:35 PM: Fine. You win. User 541 of the-mainboard beat me before I could reach that username number.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: FP TC etc. on October 18, 2012, 11:36:01 PM: I believe the answer you are looking for is BMWJhawk. Dude has to have hit 500 by now.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: 0.42 on October 18, 2012, 11:36:34 PM: Quote from: FP TC etc. on October 18, 2012, 11:36:01 PM
I believe the answer you are looking for is BMWJhawk. Dude has to have hit 500 by now.

:lol:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: ulicballsaclongtime on October 18, 2012, 11:40:31 PM: Quote from: 42 on October 18, 2012, 11:35:35 PM
Fine. You win.

Get used to it.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: 0.42 on October 18, 2012, 11:42:22 PM: Quote from: ulicballsaclongtime on October 18, 2012, 11:40:31 PM
Quote from: 42 on October 18, 2012, 11:35:35 PM
Fine. You win.

I am terrible at the internet

sorry to hear that
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on October 18, 2012, 11:43:12 PM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funver.com%2Fimages%2Fstories%2Ffunny%2Fdogs%2Ffunny_dog_02.jpg&hash=bd3024dd58ecd3a93996d261748e1d2820a94767)
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 18, 2012, 11:48:54 PM: Quote from: FP TC etc. on October 18, 2012, 11:36:01 PM
I believe the answer you are looking for is BMWJhawk. Dude has to have hit 500 by now.

:lol:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: ulicballsaclongtime on October 20, 2012, 08:35:35 AM: Bump

Come on tards, accept your history.

:lol:
Title: First to 500
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 08:43:28 AM: Amount of an idiot you are
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 20, 2012, 09:38:45 AM: Average West Virginian SAT score?
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 09:44:05 AM: pieces of fresh dog crap you ate for breakfast
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: ben ji on October 20, 2012, 09:46:34 AM: Quote from: ulicballsaclongtime on October 18, 2012, 10:27:52 PM
Any one know what that refers to?

A competition between WV alums to see who can get a higher credit score?
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Frankenklein on October 20, 2012, 09:48:19 AM: Relatives a West Virginian bangs
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 09:50:26 AM: amount of times you smoked meth right in your toothless smelly hillbilly mouth in, like, 5 minutes
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 20, 2012, 09:52:38 AM: Zits on average WVU's back
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 09:54:10 AM: times that I barfed when I saw a picture of your woof girlfriend
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 20, 2012, 09:54:32 AM: Stray dogs per acre in the state
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Trim on October 20, 2012, 09:54:45 AM: Between Arkansas and Western Virginia, first to reach that many new members on goEMAW.com.

*Obviously, done by how many days it took from the initial "does playing (insert opponent) hurt the image of our program?" post, not by calendar date.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: DQ12 on October 20, 2012, 09:56:04 AM: number of hammer hits it takes to get the hoop to stick to the barrel the right way
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 09:56:14 AM: how bad you smell on a smell scale that goes from 1 to 500 with 500 being the worst smelling
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: slobber on October 20, 2012, 09:58:58 AM: Monthly income goal for WVU graduates.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Trim on October 20, 2012, 09:59:06 AM: Amount of raccoons killed to make enough hats to satisfy the initial morning rush at WVU orientation.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Frankenklein on October 20, 2012, 10:00:32 AM: Number of times you have told this stupid joke to your stupid friends
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 20, 2012, 10:03:04 AM: number of crimes committed in one day percapita in Morgantown
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 10:04:14 AM: amount of times you liked to swim in the river by your house every day in summer because you're poor and couldn't afford to go to the pool and get a fun dip
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 20, 2012, 10:06:23 AM: Quote from: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 10:04:14 AM
amount of times you liked to swim in the river by your house every day in summer because you're poor and couldn't afford to go to the pool and get a fun dip

but Steve Dave, fun dip only costs $1.25 at the pool, they can't be THAT poor
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 20, 2012, 10:11:55 AM: Well, I give up.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 10:12:22 AM: amount of tons of garbage you are
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: doom on October 20, 2012, 10:14:30 AM: Amount of teeth per WV county?
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: saltyksu on October 20, 2012, 10:15:35 AM: Number of yards the average Kansas high school team would put up on your defense.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: cDubya on October 20, 2012, 10:17:15 AM: How many posts you guys will make before he reveals some not-too-impressive and even less funny factoid?
:dunno:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: steve dave on October 20, 2012, 10:20:03 AM: miles you have to walk to find potable water so you just drink regular river water that's gross and full of dead squirrels
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 20, 2012, 10:28:56 AM: Dogs under your trailer
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 20, 2012, 10:33:37 AM: # of filly's i've slayed that are dear to you. :gocho:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: AST on October 20, 2012, 10:38:41 AM: # of combined steak dinners my grandpa, great grandpa & great great grandpa ate before I was even alive
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 20, 2012, 11:05:46 AM: The number of times your grandma said "I can't believe they don't have possum on the menu" when eating at Cracker Barrel.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 20, 2012, 11:08:30 AM: Squirrels in your attic
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 20, 2012, 11:09:34 AM: Broken fridges in your garage.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: OK_Cat on October 20, 2012, 11:38:36 AM: amount of inbred babies you've aborted
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Big Sam on October 20, 2012, 12:05:52 PM: Quote from: Limestone on October 20, 2012, 10:28:56 AM
Dogs living under your trailer - and none of them worth a damn

Sorry about the addition Limestone. I just wanted to clarify things for the coal aggie. Confused coal aggies are a damn sad thing to see.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: MixBerryCrunch on October 20, 2012, 12:08:31 PM: Number of STDs only found in West Virginia?
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 20, 2012, 12:15:03 PM: Dollars I could buy the entire state of west Virginia for
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Frankenklein on October 20, 2012, 12:29:29 PM: Number of mutations away the average Western Virginian is from not being an inbreed mouth breathing toothless meth addict
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Big Sam on October 20, 2012, 12:38:47 PM: Quote from: Big Sam on October 20, 2012, 12:05:52 PM
Quote from: Limestone on October 20, 2012, 10:28:56 AM
Dogs living under your trailer - and none of them worth a damn

Sorry about the addition Limestone. I just wanted to clarify things for the coal aggie. Confused coal aggies are a damn sad thing to see.

Ooh. I may have misunderstood your post Limestone. I never thought of them burying/tossing the dead carcasses of their dogs under the trailer. Sort of a pet cemetery sort of thing.

These coal aggies really confuse me with their primitive ways. It saddens me to think that a place still exists where the education is so poor things such as education and science are considered a "black art" or the "devil's work." :teardrop
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: slobber on October 20, 2012, 01:10:38 PM: # of fucks I give about what you think the answer is.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 20, 2012, 02:36:01 PM: Number of weeds growing in front yard. :curse:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: EMAWzified on October 20, 2012, 07:30:34 PM: I know, I know. Let me.
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 20, 2012, 07:31:08 PM: Passing yards? :excited: :excited: :excited:
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: jc_jax on October 20, 2012, 07:31:24 PM: 1st to score 500 in this game??
Title: Re: First to 500
Post by: ChiComCat on October 20, 2012, 07:36:44 PM: Incompletions?