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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: EMAWmeister on October 15, 2012, 12:18:46 AM
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(totally rough ridin' clotheslined)
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Like my grandpa used to say, "If there's an unstoppable force, there's no such thing as an immovable object. And don't pick up bitches at the bar, 'cuz they're bitches."
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heathens dating, drinking, and having premarital sex and all that crap
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Arms too short. Next.
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Fortunately, the only entity capable of stopping Klein is on our team
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But like 10 of them.
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heathens dating, drinking, and having premarital sex and all that crap
No way. They'd be all "OMG COLLIN KLEIN can I get a pict..." And then BOOM, shoulderpad to the teeth.
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Not that they themselves could stop him, but more so that he would be taken into Heaven milliseconds before crossing the goal line.
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Another Collin Klein that plays defense.
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an elephant
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or a hippo
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Another Collin Klein that plays defense.
You mean like this guy?
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an adult blue whale laying paralell to the goal line on the 1.
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he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo
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:sdeek:
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he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo
or a stegosaurus
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he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo
all of those animals would be sleeping
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Guys what if the goal line turned into a raging inferno? I think klein would just be like "eff you, pussy fire" and then lower his shoulder and stop, drop, roll in the endzone.
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Bricks are no good.
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he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo
all of those animals would be sleeping
oh, yeah he could definitely get passed a sleeping hippo. could just tip toe quietly around him for the score.
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he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo
all of those animals would be sleeping
oh, yeah he could definitely get passed a sleeping hippo. could just tip toe quietly around him for the score.
Hippos kill more humans than any other animal. They are deceptively fast. And mean.
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I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.
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I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.
did you see my post about an elephant or a rhino? both pretty huge and strong.
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I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.
did you see my post about an elephant or a rhino? both pretty huge and strong.
crap...i didn't...yes on rhino..no on elephant. They are peaceful by nature I think...
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Kinda depends on where the game is played.
If it's on a dry field, hippo is screwed.
If it's on Flood Aggie field, hippo can move pretty fast through the knee deep water.
Missed opportunity for Rhodes.
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A moat filled with lava.
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Artur brown
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If the hippo went for the elbows, that clearly would not slow Klein. The hippo would have to go right at the torso, head, legs.....basically anywhere other than the elbows is what I'm getting at here.
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Lineup the 15 best defensive players in college football and give us a 4th.and goal from the 3. There's no way we don't score.
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Actually my original velociraptor idea is still legit just needs tweaking.
Have one of the linebackers throw a meat goat steak covered in velcro to Collin. Splat, stick. Then wait and let the raptors get a whiff of him.
This all has to happen pretty quickly though. Miss Klein and have the sticky steak land on your own DL and it's carnage. As in TD and your linemen get eaten. Gruesome.
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Just one hungry little girl with tattered clothes and dirt on her face.
His heart is too big to ignore something like that. :thumbs:
Would be a great "Heisman Moment" imho.
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I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.
did you see my post about an elephant or a rhino? both pretty huge and strong.
crap...i didn't...yes on rhino..no on elephant. They are peaceful by nature I think...
Wrong. Elephants kill over 600 people per year. The top 10 most deadly animals:
10. Sharks: 30-100 human deaths per year
9. Jellyfish: over 100 human deaths per year
8. Hippopotamus: over 200 human deaths per year
7. Lions: over 250 human deaths per year
6. Bees: over 400 human deaths per year
5. Elephants: over 600 human deaths per year
4. Crocodiles: over 2,000 human deaths per year
3. Scorpions: over 5,000 human deaths per year
2. Snakes: over 100,000 human deaths per year
1. Mosquitoes: over 2,000,000 human deaths per year
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He'd spike the football off the stupid hippos stupid looking head
so it would be a fumble, I guess
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Little old lady in hospice care.
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but probably not.
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Little old lady in hospice care.
:thumbs:
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1. Mosquitoes: over 2,000,000 human deaths per year
That's bullshit. Mosquitoes should not get credit for the micro-organisms that kill people.
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Little old lady in hospice care.
:thumbs:
FWIW, he would stop but the rest of the defense would tackle him from behind into the endzone.
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Prob think it's a flag and stop the play. Green spraypaint? :dunno:
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I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.
did you see my post about an elephant or a rhino? both pretty huge and strong.
crap...i didn't...yes on rhino..no on elephant. They are peaceful by nature I think...
Wrong. Elephants kill over 600 people per year. The top 10 most deadly animals:
10. Sharks: 30-100 human deaths per year
9. Jellyfish: over 100 human deaths per year
8. Hippopotamus: over 200 human deaths per year
7. Lions: over 250 human deaths per year
6. Bees: over 400 human deaths per year
5. Elephants: over 600 human deaths per year
4. Crocodiles: over 2,000 human deaths per year
3. Scorpions: over 5,000 human deaths per year
2. Snakes: over 100,000 human deaths per year
1. Mosquitoes: over 2,000,000 human deaths per year
I think all of these would just make him run faster. Especially the bees. Geezus christ that's scary.
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Jellyfish? :ohno:
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Jellyfish? Nah, Klein will just have Hubert pee on him.
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Probably this
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Probably this
I bet he'd juke that freak into oblivion.
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(totally rough ridin' clotheslined)
:lol:
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Crap! I almost looked in her eyes! :eek:
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Slow but pretty stout.
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Crap! I almost looked in her eyes! :eek:
Me too, and well something turned to stone. :fatty:
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Like my grandpa used to say, "If there's an unstoppable force, there's no such thing as an immovable object. And don't pick up bitches at the bar, 'cuz they're bitches."
Pop pop gave you horrible advice
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:lol:
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Is he scared of his father in law? Some people are scared of their father in law.
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Is he scared of his father in law? Some people are scared of their father in law.
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My Gawd, look at those magnificant locks!
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Is he scared of his father in law? Some people are scared of their father in law.
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My Gawd, look at those magnificant locks!
RAY LIOTTA PLAYED AT K-STATE!!! :excited:
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There is no way Klein would run at Jesus the way he does an opponent's defense.
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There is no way Klein would run at Jesus the way he does an opponent's defense.
GPC or kstatefans?
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Probably this
This made me sad. :frown:
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Godless people who need saving.
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How can all of you ignore this! Kudos to you yoEMAW!! :thumbsup:
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Didn't ignore bro, just had no words for well how that worked out.
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While this image brings out the :lol: in me I find it most inappropriate.
Do you think for a second that Collin wouldnt have faith and just go for it? Do you honestly think Jesus would shoot his angel Collin? I think not. Collin at the goalline, his faith "tested" by a gun toting Jesus is an assured touchdown and probalby some allegory to be told in the new, new testament.
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While this image brings out the :lol: in me I find it most inappropriate.
Do you think for a second that Collin wouldnt have faith and just go for it? Do you honestly think Jesus would shoot his angel Collin? I think not. Collin at the goalline, his faith "tested" by a gun toting Jesus is an assured touchdown and probalby some allegory to be told in the new, new testament.
The Book of Collin?! :horrorsurprise:
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While this image brings out the :lol: in me I find it most inappropriate.
Do you think for a second that Collin wouldnt have faith and just go for it? Do you honestly think Jesus would shoot his angel Collin? I think not. Collin at the goalline, his faith "tested" by a gun toting Jesus is an assured touchdown and probalby some allegory to be told in the new, new testament.
The Book of Collin?! :horrorsurprise:
I'm a believer. :pray:
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While this image brings out the :lol: in me I find it most inappropriate.
Do you think for a second that Collin wouldnt have faith and just go for it? Do you honestly think Jesus would shoot his angel Collin? I think not. Collin at the goalline, his faith "tested" by a gun toting Jesus is an assured touchdown and probalby some allegory to be told in the new, new testament.
The Book of Collin?! :horrorsurprise:
I'm a believer. :pray:
Was is already common knowledge that 'Noudji was a Limestone sock? I didn't know until know.
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