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Title: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: 0.42 on October 11, 2012, 07:09:19 PM
Those of you wishing death on posters on this website have been reported to the Department of Homeland Security. So, that means basically all of you.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 11, 2012, 07:11:19 PM
Thank you. I knew Saul was working on getting their IP address's, but I didn't know how that was turning out. I'm happy this has finally been taken care of.
Title: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: puniraptor on October 11, 2012, 08:20:42 PM
Ames is a hotbed for dangerous extremism. Careful out there cats and cat fans.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 08:42:17 PM
Ames is a hotbed for dangerous extremism. Careful out there cats and cat fans.
Snyder should die.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: kslim on October 11, 2012, 08:53:28 PM
Ames is a hotbed for dangerous extremism. Careful out there cats and cat fans.
Snyder should die.
i mean wishing death on a college kid is just over the line
Title: Re: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: RonLongshaft on October 12, 2012, 06:29:54 AM
Thank you. I knew Saul was working on getting their IP address's, but I didn't know how that was turning out. I'm happy this has finally been taken care of.

was actually pretty easy to track the Ames juvie center ip and catch all 7 floodaggies

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Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: drunkenclone on October 12, 2012, 07:51:12 AM
Those of you wishing death on posters on this website have been reported to the Department of Homeland Security. So, that means basically all of you.

Really? Shouldn't you have told your parents first. It seems a little extreme to go directly to DHS.

I was going to tell a story how one year I had to kill all our farm cats because my mom didn't want them anymore. I thought it would have been fun to spray paint one the kittens purple and save him for last. Since most of the cats were about the same color due to inbreeding I had to figure out a way to try and differentiate some of them. Also it was pretty easy to pick them out if they were a different color when I was looking for them. I slayed about 12 and it came time for the purple kitten. I had been using my 22 but I was curious what a shotgun would do. My 12 was probably overkill so I grabbed one of my brother's 20 gauges. I learned that the 20 was overkill but it was probably because I was standing too close. It was quite a bit of fun but we didn't have a problem with stray cats for quite a while.   

Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: ChiComCat on October 12, 2012, 08:00:48 AM
Those of you wishing death on posters on this website have been reported to the Department of Homeland Security. So, that means basically all of you.

Really? Shouldn't you have told your parents first. It seems a little extreme to go directly to DHS.

I was going to tell a story how one year I had to kill all our farm cats because my mom didn't want them anymore. I thought it would have been fun to spray paint one the kittens purple and save him for last. Since most of the cats were about the same color due to inbreeding I had to figure out a way to try and differentiate some of them. Also it was pretty easy to pick them out if they were a different color when I was looking for them. I slayed about 12 and it came time for the purple kitten. I had been using my 22 but I was curious what a shotgun would do. My 12 was probably overkill so I grabbed one of my brother's 20 gauges. I learned that the 20 was overkill but it was probably because I was standing too close. It was quite a bit of fun but we didn't have a problem with stray cats for quite a while.   



This is a joke, right?  Nobody is seriously that much of a psychopath/redneck
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: drunkenclone on October 12, 2012, 08:05:07 AM
This is a joke, right?  Nobody is seriously that much of a psychopath/redneck

So how would you have killed 10+ cats? Taken them to the shelter?
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: Shacks on October 12, 2012, 08:08:26 AM
This is a joke, right?  Nobody is seriously that much of a psychopath/redneck

So how would you have killed 10+ cats? Taken them to the shelter?

I heard Chinese restaurants in Ames pay $10/head for cats (dogs too).  Something about how the locals think it's General Tso's Chicken and lap it up.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: drunkenclone on October 12, 2012, 08:14:44 AM
This is a joke, right?  Nobody is seriously that much of a psychopath/redneck

So how would you have killed 10+ cats? Taken them to the shelter?

I heard Chinese restaurants in Ames pay $10/head for cats (dogs too).  Something about how the locals think it's General Tso's Chicken and lap it up.

Damn, I wish I would have known that instead of burying them. That was the worst part trying to figure out how deep of a whole to dig for a bunch of cats. I didn't want to dig another one or take them out after I hauled them in.

You would take your dog to a chinese restaurant? What kind of sick eff are you? I gave all my dogs the proper respect and buried them in the yard along with the others.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 12, 2012, 10:46:43 AM
Iowa -- Full of serial killers™
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 12, 2012, 10:46:50 AM
I've reported them all to the Grinnell Campus police.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: 0.42 on October 12, 2012, 10:52:07 AM
I've reported them all to the Grinnell Campus police.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: JohnnyJohnson on October 12, 2012, 12:23:38 PM
I reported myself to the Department of Big Hosses
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: 8manpick on October 12, 2012, 12:45:22 PM
Those of you wishing death on posters on this website have been reported to the Department of Homeland Security. So, that means basically all of you.

Really? Shouldn't you have told your parents first. It seems a little extreme to go directly to DHS.

I was going to tell a story how one year I had to kill all our farm cats because my mom didn't want them anymore. I thought it would have been fun to spray paint one the kittens purple and save him for last. Since most of the cats were about the same color due to inbreeding I had to figure out a way to try and differentiate some of them. Also it was pretty easy to pick them out if they were a different color when I was looking for them. I slayed about 12 and it came time for the purple kitten. I had been using my 22 but I was curious what a shotgun would do. My 12 was probably overkill so I grabbed one of my brother's 20 gauges. I learned that the 20 was overkill but it was probably because I was standing too close. It was quite a bit of fun but we didn't have a problem with stray cats for quite a while.

Well, this pretty much confirms that drunkenclone is a Kelly Klarkson Kreep sock.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 12, 2012, 12:57:04 PM
His brain is water logged.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: Dept of Homeland Security on October 12, 2012, 12:58:25 PM
This is a top notch message board.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 12, 2012, 01:12:02 PM
This is a top notch message board.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: yoEMAW on October 12, 2012, 01:16:49 PM
This is a top notch message board.

 :clac:
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: bigwilliestyle1407 on October 12, 2012, 01:36:08 PM
I reported myself to the Department of Big Hosses

Welp....

Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 02:44:42 PM
One time I touched bill snyders nose and he game me a chocolate.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: Lemonrock on October 12, 2012, 09:02:55 PM
Remember that time flood aggie hired that DC just won the MNC, and then as HC won his own in just 4 short years? That guy has to have his statue towering over Trice's by now. It is probably how they measure the flooding.
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: TBL on October 12, 2012, 11:12:39 PM
Those of you wishing death on posters on this website have been reported to the Department of Homeland Security. So, that means basically all of you.

Really? Shouldn't you have told your parents first. It seems a little extreme to go directly to DHS.

I was going to tell a story how one year I had to kill all our farm cats because my mom didn't want them anymore. I thought it would have been fun to spray paint one the kittens purple and save him for last. Since most of the cats were about the same color due to inbreeding I had to figure out a way to try and differentiate some of them. Also it was pretty easy to pick them out if they were a different color when I was looking for them. I slayed about 12 and it came time for the purple kitten. I had been using my 22 but I was curious what a shotgun would do. My 12 was probably overkill so I grabbed one of my brother's 20 gauges. I learned that the 20 was overkill but it was probably because I was standing too close. It was quite a bit of fun but we didn't have a problem with stray cats for quite a while.

Seems to be a non-species dependent problem in that state. Prolly should nuke it before it becomes the patient zero spot for the  zombie apocalypse.    :ohno:
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: CloneBroChill on October 12, 2012, 11:34:36 PM
Remember that time flood aggie hired that DC just won the MNC, and then as HC won his own in just 4 short years? That guy has to have his statue towering over Trice's by now. It is probably how they measure the flooding.

Remember that one time Ames flooded? but on this misinformed inbred-ridden website, the inhabitants think its a perpetual event, when in reality its only happened twice in the last century.....I should find this shocking but I can see the similarity because this same website thinks their team is elite, when it has only been relevant for a brief span of 5 years here, and 2-3 years there....From what someone from outside the region would read on this site is that their stadium should be lined with conference titles, national championships and heisman trophy winners.......Anyone help out me with a name for this website? Slipped my mind due to irrelevancy...
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: TBL on October 12, 2012, 11:36:17 PM
Remember that time flood aggie hired that DC just won the MNC, and then as HC won his own in just 4 short years? That guy has to have his statue towering over Trice's by now. It is probably how they measure the flooding.

Remember that one time Ames flooded? but on this misinformed inbred-ridden website, the inhabitants think its a perpetual event, when in reality its only happened twice in the last century.....I should find this shocking but I can see the similarity because this same website thinks their team is elite, when it has only been relevant for a brief span of 5 years here, and 2-3 years there....From what someone from outside the region would read on this site is that their stadium should be lined with conference titles, national championships and heisman trophy winners.......Anyone help out me with a name for this website? Slipped my mind due to irrelevancy...

What is he trying to say?????    :dunno:
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: Lemonrock on October 13, 2012, 11:05:27 AM
Remember that time flood aggie hired that DC just won the MNC, and then as HC won his own in just 4 short years? That guy has to have his statue towering over Trice's by now. It is probably how they measure the flooding.

Remember that one time Ames flooded? but on this misinformed inbred-ridden website, the inhabitants think its a perpetual event, when in reality its only happened twice in the last century.....I should find this shocking but I can see the similarity because this same website thinks their team is elite, when it has only been relevant for a brief span of 5 years here, and 2-3 years there....From what someone from outside the region would read on this site is that their stadium should be lined with conference titles, national championships and heisman trophy winners.......Anyone help out me with a name for this website? Slipped my mind due to irrelevancy...
clownbrochill at work
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Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: Lemonrock on October 13, 2012, 11:06:41 AM
clownbrochill training for Olympics
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Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: Gooch on October 13, 2012, 03:34:27 PM
Remember that time flood aggie hired that DC just won the MNC, and then as HC won his own in just 4 short years? That guy has to have his statue towering over Trice's by now. It is probably how they measure the flooding.

Remember that one time Ames flooded? but on this misinformed inbred-ridden website, the inhabitants think its a perpetual event, when in reality its only happened twice in the last century.....I should find this shocking but I can see the similarity because this same website thinks their team is elite, when it has only been relevant for a brief span of 5 years here, and 2-3 years there....From what someone from outside the region would read on this site is that their stadium should be lined with conference titles, national championships and heisman trophy winners.......Anyone help out me with a name for this website? Slipped my mind due to irrelevancy...

What is he trying to say?????    :dunno:
I think he is refering to Gopo
Title: Re: Official Notice to our flood aggie visitors
Post by: CloneBroChill on October 14, 2012, 09:48:23 PM
clownbrochill training for Olympics
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I do have a pretty solid backhand, Andy Murray better watch out!