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Title: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: pissclams on October 11, 2012, 09:27:28 AM
i'm going to a walking taco PAK and drinking copious amounts of white russians.

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Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2012, 09:29:56 AM
I am allergic to mold and stinky Iowans.  Will be staying home and commencing leather couch/60" flatscreen PAK.   :lynchmob:
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 11, 2012, 09:30:28 AM
I had remote start installed on my tractor, so I can just roll out of bet at 10:58 on Saturday, start up the tractor and then turn on the tube and watch the cats dominate. It's pretty great.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: wes mantooth on October 11, 2012, 09:31:12 AM
i don't even care if we win anymore, just want #LIFE and Co. to come back mold/disease free.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: 'taterblast on October 11, 2012, 09:32:54 AM
sitting in a parking lot with my windshield wipers on saying "i think it'll clear up"
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Bloodfart on October 11, 2012, 10:05:52 AM
I'll be cruising the streets of Ames ridin' the storm out in my bitchin' camaro.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 11, 2012, 10:06:48 AM
I'll be cruising the streets of Ames ridin' the storm out in my bitchin' camaro.

LOL at knowingly driving your vehicle into a flood. Some people. . .
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Bloodfart on October 11, 2012, 10:11:04 AM
I'll be cruising the streets of Ames ridin' the storm out in my bitchin' camaro.

LOL at knowingly driving your vehicle into a flood. Some people. . .
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Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: MadCat on October 11, 2012, 10:13:18 AM
With napalm
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 11, 2012, 10:21:14 AM
I have a block heater that I plug in for chilly mornings.  I find it helps the tractor start easier and warm quicker.  By 11 my tractor should be very, very warm and the Cats will be hot on the field.  ftb
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: EMAWican on October 11, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
I have a piece of carboard that I like to slide in front of my radiator after I fire her up.  I have to be careful and make sure she doesn't get too warm though  :shakesfist: 
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 11, 2012, 11:31:11 AM
The Chef usually warms my tractor on Saturdays, but with the early start it is hard to say.  May have to just get up and warm my own tractor.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: mocat on October 11, 2012, 11:42:03 AM
i'm going to a walking taco PAK and drinking copious amounts of white russians.

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Can we please make a 2012 of this? yeah we need this. yeah.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Mr Bread on October 11, 2012, 11:45:01 AM
I have a block heater that I plug in for chilly mornings.  I find it helps the tractor start easier and warm quicker.  By 11 my tractor should be very, very warm and the Cats will be hot on the field.  ftb

You'd best watch the eff out cause I'll be barrellin' down the middle of the street in my Case IH.  Outta the way, mommies!
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: PorkChop Express on October 11, 2012, 11:45:37 AM
i'm going to a walking taco PAK and drinking copious amounts of white russians.

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I'm going to look for the shots that taste like froot loops milks.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 11, 2012, 12:05:30 PM
With beer and telling tales of FLOODaggedon to unwitting bystanders here in Texas.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Bloodfart on October 11, 2012, 12:12:13 PM
I dialed up coordinates in my spare tractor for Jack Trice north goal post.  It should be showing up around the end of the first half.  Man floodaggie are gonna go ape crap over that crap.  Launch time is set for about noon tomorow. 

 :lynchmob:

Edit:  There is a PAKhead sitting in the driver's seat.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 11, 2012, 12:16:03 PM
#2 Diesel!
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Bloodfart on October 11, 2012, 12:24:33 PM
#2 Diesel!

Pfft, Ruby Red.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: KITNfury on October 11, 2012, 01:02:52 PM
By pulling something.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: CNS on October 11, 2012, 01:03:28 PM
I just make a phone call and my tractor ppl jump right on it.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: RonLongshaft on October 11, 2012, 01:08:03 PM
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 :driving:
Title: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Chico on October 11, 2012, 01:16:40 PM
Funny this thread got started. I actually was just pulling my versatile out of the implement building so I could flush all the manure out of the honey wagon and get it ready in case the Skunk River gets dicey on Saturday. I figure if it can pump crap it might be able to handle the Ames drinking water.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: pissclams on October 11, 2012, 01:20:50 PM
chico, if the skunk gets dicey on saturday, oh boy.  i might need your help.  do you know why i italicized "might" ?  well let me tell you something, i said "might" in itallics because i don't need it.  i got my own damn versatile and i would expect that there's a whole lot of sons of bitches here who have their own too.  hell.  anybody up for a versatile PAK before the game?  pm me for details. 
Title: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Chico on October 11, 2012, 04:00:36 PM
chico, if the skunk gets dicey on saturday, oh boy.  i might need your help.  do you know why i italicized "might" ?  well let me tell you something, i said "might" in itallics because i don't need it.  i got my own damn versatile and i would expect that there's a whole lot of sons of bitches here who have their own too.  hell.  anybody up for a versatile PAK before the game?  pm me for details.

I tell you what. You stay on the NE side of Jack Trice and I'll stay on the NW side and we will have a versatile/honey wagon pump off and we'll see who ends up saving the flood aggies from certain destruction. I guarantee my wagon can pump better than anything this side of the Mississippi so this should be a matchup for the ages.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 04:11:44 PM
I am allergic to mold and stinky Iowans.  Will be staying home and commencing leather couch/60" flatscreen PAK.   :lynchmob:

So your parents have a nice couch and flatscreen huh?
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2012, 04:23:09 PM
I am allergic to mold and stinky Iowans.  Will be staying home and commencing leather couch/60" flatscreen PAK.   :lynchmob:

So your parents have a nice couch and flatscreen huh?

Your mom sure does.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 04:25:06 PM
I am allergic to mold and stinky Iowans.  Will be staying home and commencing leather couch/60" flatscreen PAK.   :lynchmob:

So your parents have a nice couch and flatscreen huh?

Your mom sure does.

Well when you can't think of a comeback I guess that is the next best thing.  :bill:
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2012, 04:26:36 PM
If you are going to post as a sock, please at least make it entertaining.  For eff's sake....
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 04:27:48 PM
If you are going to post as a sock, please at least make it entertaining.  For eff's sake....
You are a horrible poster, and should kill yourself. :excited:
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 11, 2012, 04:31:52 PM
 :bawl:
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: deputy dawg on October 11, 2012, 04:53:46 PM
chico, if the skunk gets dicey on saturday, oh boy.  i might need your help.  do you know why i italicized "might" ?  well let me tell you something, i said "might" in itallics because i don't need it.  i got my own damn versatile and i would expect that there's a whole lot of sons of bitches here who have their own too.  hell.  anybody up for a versatile PAK before the game?  pm me for details.

I tell you what. You stay on the NE side of Jack Trice and I'll stay on the NW side and we will have a versatile/honey wagon pump off and we'll see who ends up saving the flood aggies from certain destruction. I guarantee my wagon can pump better than anything this side of the Mississippi so this should be a matchup for the ages.

Why tie up your nice equipment for an Iowa State game?  I'd just use a less expensive hitch boom to lift overweight Iowans out of their seats and haul them to the nearest dry ground. 
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 11, 2012, 05:00:17 PM
chico, if the skunk gets dicey on saturday, oh boy.  i might need your help.  do you know why i italicized "might" ?  well let me tell you something, i said "might" in itallics because i don't need it.  i got my own damn versatile and i would expect that there's a whole lot of sons of bitches here who have their own too.  hell.  anybody up for a versatile PAK before the game?  pm me for details.

You have seen my sonofabitching versatile and you know that thing is up for the task!
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Frankenklein on October 11, 2012, 05:37:24 PM
   Klein and the Cat offense will be warming up their tractors by plowing through the floodaggies defense
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 11, 2012, 05:47:54 PM
   Klein and the Cat offense will be warming up their tractors by plowing through the floodaggies defense

Hell yeah bro, that is all balls.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 11, 2012, 05:53:35 PM
These ISU posters wish death among ppl a lot. Kinda weird.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: kso_FAN on October 11, 2012, 07:27:41 PM
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Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Bloodfart on October 11, 2012, 07:30:11 PM
My God
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Bloodfart on October 12, 2012, 01:03:30 PM
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Well what's done is done... it's only a matter of time now.  :blank:
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: pissclams on October 12, 2012, 01:08:47 PM
that's a good looking versatile
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Bloodfart on October 12, 2012, 01:48:27 PM
that's a good looking versatile
Tighter than Curries' spincter durin' a new hire presser!

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Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: MadCat on October 12, 2012, 04:03:49 PM
that's a good looking versatile
Tighter than Curries' spincter durin' a new hire presser!

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Bill has Sean hovering down below with a dust pan in case any DITRs pop out.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 13, 2012, 10:24:31 AM
My versatile is just rumbling at 200 f
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 13, 2012, 10:27:51 AM
I have never seen my CIH run this warm
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Gooch on October 13, 2012, 10:36:33 AM
i'm going to a walking taco PAK and drinking copious amounts of white russians.
:lick:
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Pete on October 13, 2012, 10:45:19 AM
Just popped a wheelie on the Farmall.  So pumped.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Frankenklein on October 13, 2012, 10:51:04 AM
I have never seen my CIH run this warm
My versatile is just rumbling at 200 f
How many tractors do you got? Like a million?
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 13, 2012, 11:07:59 AM
I got plents bruh.
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Catchacold on October 13, 2012, 12:47:32 PM
watching the sunrise in kauai

 :cool:
Title: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: steve dave on October 13, 2012, 12:50:46 PM
watching the sunrise in kauai

 :cool:

Where from?
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Catchacold on October 13, 2012, 01:00:41 PM
watching the sunrise in kauai

 :cool:

Where from?

condo on the south side.
Title: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: steve dave on October 13, 2012, 01:14:52 PM
nice, go to merriman's fish house if you haven't already
Title: Re: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend?
Post by: Catchacold on October 13, 2012, 01:46:16 PM
nice, go to merriman's fish house if you haven't already

thanks, just got here, planning out the week. have the hawaii thread bookmarked. ;)

go cats