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Title: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 10:41:37 PM
And only four of them.

Seriously, you're only one puff of breath away from naming the place "Ugh".

What a total loser school.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: drunkenclone on October 09, 2012, 10:46:50 PM
Sorry to poke holes in your logic but isn't there 3 vowels in Iowa?
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 10:49:11 PM
I suppose if you speak in a manner where your lips smack together when pronouncing W then you would be right.

But speaking with spit bubbles on the corners of your mouth is a surefire way to keep Gameday from coming to your town.

 :blindfold:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: JohnnyJohnson on October 09, 2012, 10:49:23 PM
And only four of them.

Seriously, you're only one puff of breath away from naming the place "Ugh".

What a total loser school.
You're fuckin dumb. Stupid flood kitty
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 09, 2012, 10:49:59 PM
jesus hopefully the k-state fighting wild wild cats football team doesn't stoop to their opponents low level like a lot of the posters on this site have.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 10:52:03 PM
Nothing beats a hard consonant like a strong K

Especially when it's the leading letter in your state name.

Come get some, Ugh.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: drunkenclone on October 09, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
Nothing beats a hard consonant like a strong K

Especially when it's the leading letter in your state name.

Come get some, Ugh.

You should be careful with that hard "K" sound. Sounds pretty close to male genitals coming out of your mouth.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on October 09, 2012, 11:10:11 PM
And only four of them.

Seriously, you're only one puff of breath away from naming the place "Ugh".

What a total loser school.
You're fuckin dumb. Stupid flood kitty

So very proud of JJ tonite!!!  Learned the proper use of "your/you're" from big brother this eve...

 :ksu:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 09, 2012, 11:30:47 PM
Nothing beats a hard consonant like a strong K

Especially when it's the leading letter in your state name.

Come get some, Ugh.

You should be careful with that hard "K" sound. Sounds pretty close to male genitals coming out of your mouth.

homophobeaggy
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: CloneBroChill on October 09, 2012, 11:45:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 09, 2012, 11:47:59 PM
Sorry to poke holes in your logic but isn't there 3 vowels in Iowa?

someone missed composition 1 and 2, or took it from a shitty professor at iowa state
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 09, 2012, 11:50:16 PM
Iowa State fans don't even know what vowels are! :lol:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 11:58:24 PM
Iowa State fans don't even know what vowels are! :lol:

But they put one on their helmets!  Prob not even aware of it either.

And they paired it up with "STATE".  Where do they get off trying to ape the smooth-as-butter phrase such as "K-STATE"?  With a vowel?  "I-STATE"?  It's just a bunch of noise.  Pronouncing that is like walking up to a microphone and blowing magic bubbles with a wand like a kid.  A bunch of buildup with no release.  A crescendo without resolution.  So fitting for them, and yet so frustrating to have to witness.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: drunkenclone on October 10, 2012, 07:14:43 AM
But they put one on their helmets!  Prob not even aware of it either.

And they paired it up with "STATE".  Where do they get off trying to ape the smooth-as-butter phrase such as "K-STATE"?  With a vowel?  "I-STATE"?  It's just a bunch of noise.  Pronouncing that is like walking up to a microphone and blowing magic bubbles with a wand like a kid.  A bunch of buildup with no release.  A crescendo without resolution.  So fitting for them, and yet so frustrating to have to witness.

Ha that is pretty good. You haven't even hit on how hard the football team is to watch yet.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: CNS on October 10, 2012, 07:47:31 AM
really missing bye week

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Title: Re: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: 8manpick on October 10, 2012, 08:04:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y)

 :thumbsup:
How many times are you retards going to post this shitty video?
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: wes mantooth on October 10, 2012, 08:11:44 AM
really missing bye week

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these guys make me long for combo fanning time in the summer
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 10, 2012, 08:15:24 AM
Vowel smack: better, worse, or equivalent to the smack Mask will end up coming up with?
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 10, 2012, 08:20:22 AM
Vowel smack: better, worse, or equivalent to the smack Mask will end up coming up with?

I will def not make a video so no begging kthx.   :dubious:
Title: Re: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: 'taterblast on October 10, 2012, 09:02:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y)

 :thumbsup:
How many times are you retards going to post this shitty video?

as many times as it takes, 8mp. AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES
Title: Re: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: 8manpick on October 10, 2012, 09:09:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y)

 :thumbsup:
How many times are you retards going to post this shitty video?

as many times as it takes, 8mp. AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES

Hmm... didn't take this time
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: clonefan on October 10, 2012, 09:15:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y)

 :thumbsup:

ill take that video and raise you one thats even worse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A-05wPlQQ4
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 10, 2012, 09:22:58 AM
Will you Clonetards please use the service that is being advertised on your crap website?  We don't need any more of you mouth breathing mongloids roaming through the cornfields...


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Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: CloneBroChill on October 10, 2012, 11:13:23 AM
Will you Clonetards please use the service that is being advertised on your crap website?  We don't need any more of you mouth breathing mongloids roaming through the cornfields...


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*mongoloids ......This bad grammar and spelling shouldn't be too surprising coming from the Kansas public school system...
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: OldAssSynder on October 10, 2012, 11:22:37 AM
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Yall niggas be TRIPPIN.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: CNS on October 10, 2012, 11:23:28 AM
 :horrorsurprise:

 :opcat:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 10, 2012, 11:31:45 AM
Will you Clonetards please use the service that is being advertised on your crap website?  We don't need any more of you mouth breathing mongloids roaming through the cornfields...


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*mongoloids ......This bad grammar and spelling shouldn't be too surprising coming from the Kansas public school system...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mongloid

What now fucko?
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Trim on October 10, 2012, 11:33:18 AM
WHAT NOW FUCKO?
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 10, 2012, 12:05:26 PM
Mongloids scare the crap out of me
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: MadCat on October 10, 2012, 12:08:44 PM
Fuckoes scare the crap out of me.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: deputy dawg on October 10, 2012, 12:51:05 PM
I, for one, will not be tolerant of smack on our ISU brothers.  We don't have our own Egg Industry Center, and, by God, we'll need them for that someday.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 10, 2012, 12:56:06 PM
I, for one, will not be tolerant of smack on our ISU brothers.  We don't have our own Egg Industry Center, and, by God, we'll need them for that someday.

eff those guys.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 10, 2012, 12:57:09 PM
Seriously, eff the Egg Center.  Non-essential.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: 8manpick on October 10, 2012, 01:48:02 PM
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Yall niggas be TRIPPIN.

 :opcat: :opcat: :opcat: :opcat: :opcat:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 10, 2012, 01:58:18 PM
Point of clarification:  "w" is pronounced "double u," and "u" is a vowel.  So, judge's ruling, "w" is a double vowel, making the OP's premise factually correct. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: MadCat on October 10, 2012, 02:01:00 PM
I think we all can agree that Iouua is smelled with 5 letters.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 10, 2012, 03:50:37 PM
Guys, the point is you don't even need to close your mouth or move your lips to say their state name.  It's basically like hocking a loogi.  Minimal effort, don't care, something to be left behind.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: drunkenclone on October 10, 2012, 04:50:59 PM
Will you Clonetards please use the service that is being advertised on your crap website?  We don't need any more of you mouth breathing mongloids roaming through the cornfields...


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Huh, I don't get that ad. The internet must be trying to tell you something.

Well if your farmers could drive a combine you could help yourselves eliminate a little of the problem or you guys still picking by hand?
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: 'taterblast on October 10, 2012, 05:41:14 PM
oh crap, farm smack. :comeatme:
Title: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: XocolateThundarr on October 10, 2012, 07:40:36 PM
Will you Clonetards please use the service that is being advertised on your crap website?  We don't need any more of you mouth breathing mongloids roaming through the cornfields...


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Huh, I don't get that ad. The internet must be trying to tell you something.

Well if your farmers could drive a combine you could help yourselves eliminate a little of the problem or you guys still picking by hand?

Lol wut?


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Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: jtksu on October 10, 2012, 07:49:37 PM
My combine is way bigger than yers!
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: drunkenclone on October 10, 2012, 07:55:58 PM
My combine is way bigger than yers!

We are talking about farm implements here not butts.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: MadCat on October 10, 2012, 08:49:46 PM
burn
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 12, 2012, 06:36:34 PM
Had some spicy fajitas for breakfast this morning (yes I know).  Consequently I just spent a few minutes on the can.  Let's just say I said the word IOWA a few times from the other end.  Everything came out as expected.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: theKSU on October 12, 2012, 06:49:00 PM
Iowa State people are so insignificant I have a hard time feeling anything about them or their state which basically just makes the drive to Minnesota longer.
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:53:14 PM
Iowa State people are so insignificant I have a hard time feeling anything about them or their state which basically just makes the drive to Minnesota longer.
Funny I feel the same way about kansas, except you are surrounded by loser states  :excited:
Title: Re: Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name
Post by: jtksu on October 12, 2012, 07:15:53 PM
Iowa State people are so insignificant I have a hard time feeling anything about them or their state which basically just makes the drive to Minnesota longer.
Funny I feel the same way about kansas, except you are surrounded by loser states  :excited: