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Title: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OlatheWildcat on October 09, 2012, 09:52:12 PM
Turn off their PS3 and go to bed.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 09, 2012, 09:54:55 PM
I doubt PS3 would let that happen.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 09, 2012, 10:01:05 PM
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: SdK on October 09, 2012, 10:03:05 PM
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's

Water low enough that you can?

BOOM!
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: drunkenclone on October 09, 2012, 10:03:17 PM
Well if football is sex and the big 12 is Kristie Alley, I would get my wiener checked and expect payment for my services.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 09, 2012, 10:04:31 PM
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's

Water low enough that you can?

BOOM!

You cant slap your knees underwater? You must be real fat.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: HerrSonntag on October 09, 2012, 10:08:01 PM
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's

Water low enough that you can?

BOOM!

You cant slap your knees underwater? You must be real fat.

See, they have the underwater thing figured out
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 09, 2012, 10:09:21 PM
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's

Water low enough that you can?

BOOM!

You cant slap your knees underwater? You must be real fat.

See, they have the underwater thing figured out

Well it does flood here often, in fact I hear it's supposed to flood this weekend. Maybe you guys should just stay home and eat more so you can stay on the ground in case of tornados.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: drunkenclone on October 09, 2012, 10:18:06 PM
Well it does flood here often, in fact I hear it's supposed to flood this weekend. Maybe you guys should just stay home and eat more so you can stay on the ground in case of tornados.

But how would the rest of the purple kitty's suck from the teet of Willie during the game? We don't want them to go hungry.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 09, 2012, 10:20:28 PM
Well it does flood here often, in fact I hear it's supposed to flood this weekend. Maybe you guys should just stay home and eat more so you can stay on the ground in case of tornados.

But how would the rest of the purple kitty's suck from the teet of Willie during the game? We don't want them to go hungry.

Willie hasn't breast fed since his college years, I thought we all knew this.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: _33 on October 09, 2012, 10:21:04 PM
Well it does flood here often, in fact I hear it's supposed to flood this weekend. Maybe you guys should just stay home and eat more so you can stay on the ground in case of tornados.

But how would the rest of the purple kitty's suck from the teet of Willie during the game? We don't want them to go hungry.

I want to laugh at this so bad. Just have to figure it out first.  Going to be hilarious.  :D
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 09, 2012, 10:21:18 PM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 09, 2012, 10:23:20 PM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

Yeah I forgot that message board people can't go without their parents, sucks to be 12 huh? Oh well I'm sure I will see some of your fans, they usually stick out by wearing purple and weighing 500 lbs
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Winters on October 09, 2012, 10:24:09 PM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.
I'm only going for a big shot business trip and it just so happens that i'll be in the area. I'm the only one though.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: drunkenclone on October 09, 2012, 10:25:16 PM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

At least it beats sitting at home masterbating in Kansas.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 10:25:23 PM
They prob need to charge their wireless controllers because they keep running Super Mario QB right into the lava pit, amirite? 
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: _33 on October 09, 2012, 10:26:00 PM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

Yeah I forgot that message board people can't go without their parents, sucks to be 12 huh? Oh well I'm sure I will see some of your fans, they usually stick out by wearing purple and weighing 500 lbs

Limestone is 17 dumbass. But nice try.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 09, 2012, 10:26:40 PM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

Yeah I forgot that message board people can't go without their parents, sucks to be 12 huh? Oh well I'm sure I will see some of your fans, they usually stick out by wearing purple and weighing 500 lbs

You also forgot Ames is a flooded mess with a football team that lost at home to Tech.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 09, 2012, 10:27:18 PM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

At least it beats sitting at home masterbating in Kansas.
They are just practicing for when they end up not having anyone to have sex with. Sad Kitties.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 09, 2012, 10:29:04 PM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

At least it beats sitting at home masterbating in Kansas.

No
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: drunkenclone on October 09, 2012, 10:32:14 PM

They are just practicing for when they end up not having anyone to have sex with. Sad Kitties.

Practicing? They already get enough practice when they loosen the sheep up before performing artificial insemination.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 10:32:57 PM
I can't hear you guys, I'm busy warming up the tractor.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 09, 2012, 10:33:13 PM

They are just practicing for when they end up not having anyone to have sex with. Sad Kitties.

Practicing? They already get enough practice when they loosen the sheep up before performing artificial insemination.

Hey now, tiny dicks don't loosen anything, including sheep.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 10:38:27 PM
This is pretty bad BBSin. 
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: _33 on October 09, 2012, 10:39:08 PM

They are just practicing for when they end up not having anyone to have sex with. Sad Kitties.

Practicing? They already get enough practice when they loosen the sheep up before performing artificial insemination.

Hey now, tiny dicks don't loosen anything, including sheep.

That just happened.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: drunkenclone on October 09, 2012, 10:41:19 PM
Hey now, tiny dicks don't loosen anything, including sheep.

Haven't you seen the tube they use to artificially inseminate the sheep? It isn't very big either.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Bloodfart on October 09, 2012, 10:42:06 PM
 :sdeek: :clac:
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: _33 on October 09, 2012, 10:44:42 PM
This is pretty bad BBSin.

Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 10:45:46 PM
This is pretty bad BBSin.

Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

I WAS TOLD TO BE ASSERTIVE WHEN ASKING   :curse:
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: 8manpick on October 09, 2012, 10:45:57 PM
God damn it, These ISU fans/goEMAWer's socks are intolerable. Can't wait for the burners.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: drunkenclone on October 09, 2012, 10:51:41 PM


Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

Really? I thought he was pissed that his ewe gave birth to another black sheep after she promised this one was his.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 09, 2012, 10:52:25 PM
You don't even know me, bro.   :dubious:
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: SdK on October 09, 2012, 10:53:41 PM


Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

Really? I thought he was pissed that his ewe gave birth to another black sheep after she promised this one was his.

Jack Trice just rolled in his grave.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 09, 2012, 10:55:57 PM


Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

Really? I thought he was pissed that his ewe gave birth to another black sheep after she promised this one was his.

Jack Trice just rolled in his grave.

He can't roll, his bones are shattered.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: SdK on October 09, 2012, 10:58:55 PM


Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

Really? I thought he was pissed that his ewe gave birth to another black sheep after she promised this one was his.

Jack Trice just rolled in his grave.

He can't roll, his bones are shattered.

It's a watery grave.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 09, 2012, 11:57:58 PM
Are the going to bury LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Super PurpleCat on October 10, 2012, 12:01:08 AM
Are the going to bury LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?

Too much effort moving your team out of the way.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 10, 2012, 12:03:28 AM
Are the going to bury LHC LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?

Too much effort moving your team out of the way.

Do you think they are just going to stuff him and put him in the stadium so the players can rub his nuts on their way out on the field? You know, like a good luck charm.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: ManBearPig on October 10, 2012, 12:14:22 AM
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

At least it beats sitting at home masterbating in Kansas.
Highly underrated...imo
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 10, 2012, 12:19:51 AM
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: CatsFan_58 on October 10, 2012, 12:20:01 AM
Are the going to bury LHC LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?

Too much effort moving your team out of the way.

Do you think they are just going to stuff him and put him in the stadium so the players can rub his nuts on their way out on the field? You know, like a good luck charm.
probably, if they can get his nuts out of paul rhoads's mouth
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 10, 2012, 12:23:27 AM
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

So what you are saying is, you are going to have someone older buy you a 6 pack and then you are going to text some random girl that doesn't like you and pour your heart out? Gotcha.


I'll have fun getting wasted tailgating and then have fun watching our team win or lose  :grin:
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 10, 2012, 12:30:41 AM
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

So what you are saying is, you are going to have someone older buy you a 6 pack and then you are going to text some random girl that doesn't like you and pour your heart out? Gotcha.


I'll have fun getting wasted tailgating and then have fun watching our team win or lose  :grin:

I'm surprised you don't know what a keg is. Oh wait, no I'm not.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 10, 2012, 12:34:04 AM
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

So what you are saying is, you are going to have someone older buy you a 6 pack and then you are going to text some random girl that doesn't like you and pour your heart out? Gotcha.


I'll have fun getting wasted tailgating and then have fun watching our team win or lose  :grin:

I'm surprised you don't know what a keg is. Oh wait, no I'm not.

I'm surprised that you think you are getting one from an older friend.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 10, 2012, 12:35:24 AM
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

So what you are saying is, you are going to have someone older buy you a 6 pack and then you are going to text some random girl that doesn't like you and pour your heart out? Gotcha.


I'll have fun getting wasted tailgating and then have fun watching our team win or lose  :grin:

I'm surprised you don't know what a keg is. Oh wait, no I'm not.

I'm surprised that you think you are getting one from an older friend.

I'm not. I'm getting three from my older friend. Have you seen Van Wilder? It's going to be like one of his parties, but crazier.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: SdK on October 10, 2012, 12:43:51 AM
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 10, 2012, 12:48:36 AM
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: SdK on October 10, 2012, 12:57:57 AM
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!

LOL! My bro says that is stuff is pretty potent. Should be a great way to prepare for our undefeated matchup with the moonshiners next week. The two hottest babes I know are also really helpful the morning after, if you know what I mean.  :fatty: Like they'll totally help with the cleanup. I'll check my pm after school tomorrow.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: DQ12 on October 10, 2012, 01:48:20 AM
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!
I'm there. 

Jake, do you mind if i tell a few people in homeroom tomorrow?  Samantha mentioned last summer that she's been wanting to come to one of your get togethers.
Title: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: felix rex on October 10, 2012, 05:47:57 AM
This is pretty bad BBSin.

Yes. Cannot finish thread.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Cire on October 10, 2012, 06:54:25 AM
This thread got 'cloned up in a hurry
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: jtauke_ISU on October 10, 2012, 09:03:02 AM
It's only because we care flood kitty ;)
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 10, 2012, 09:06:35 AM
Are the going to bury LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?

Too much effort moving your team out of the way.

Do you think they are just going to stuff him and put him in the stadium so the players can rub his nuts on their way out on the field? You know, like a good luck charm.
probably, if they can get his nuts out of paul rhoads's mouth

pwned
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on October 10, 2012, 06:48:10 PM
Why are they calling us flood kitty? Its iowa that floods all the time... plus willie isn't even full cat so there is no way he is a kitty
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 10, 2012, 07:17:00 PM
Are the going to bury LHC LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?

Too much effort moving your team out of the way.

Do you think they are just going to stuff him and put him in the stadium so the players can rub his nuts on their way out on the field? You know, like a good luck charm.
probably, if they can get his nuts out of paul rhoads's mouth

pwned

 :flush:
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 10, 2012, 07:17:39 PM
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!
I'm there. 

Jake, do you mind if i tell a few people in homeroom tomorrow?  Samantha mentioned last summer that she's been wanting to come to one of your get togethers.
I heard Sarah is pissed about that btw. Just a heads up, dlew.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 10, 2012, 07:20:32 PM
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!
I'm there. 

Jake, do you mind if i tell a few people in homeroom tomorrow?  Samantha mentioned last summer that she's been wanting to come to one of your get togethers.
I heard Sarah is pissed about that btw. Just a heads up, dlew.

Mike from 3rd period govt class said his bro could get us some black and milds?
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 10, 2012, 10:17:24 PM
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!
I'm there. 

Jake, do you mind if i tell a few people in homeroom tomorrow?  Samantha mentioned last summer that she's been wanting to come to one of your get togethers.
I heard Sarah is pissed about that btw. Just a heads up, dlew.

Mike from 3rd period govt class said his bro could get us some black and milds?

Yeah, I've been smoking since I was like, 10, so I LOVE black and milds now. I could probably smoke a whole pack by myself.
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 03:21:33 PM
I asked my Uncle Jim if I could go to your house jakesie, and he asked if there would be any drinking. I said no and he said don't lie to me, I then said "Well, I'm not so don't worry about it, your not my dad" and he folded and said I could go. I stole one of his lighters for the black and mild's and $20 for food!
Title: Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
Post by: OKclone on October 11, 2012, 04:02:59 PM
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