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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: RickRampus on October 03, 2012, 10:33:44 AM
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Allow me to take you back to a sunny day in July, actually it was like ball busting hot, but I digress. Our company held a little golf outing at the country club. I was assigned to a cart with a squawk fan. We get a few holes in and are getting pak'd on the company dime when he starts talking about KU football, frontbutt, Crist and other awfulties. He says, "Turner Gill era is over, you guys won't know what hit you in a couple of years with frontbutt as our coach." Other gems included, "You guys got lucky in every game last year, except for KU", "Klein cannot throw and will get injured", and of course the regulatory Orange Bowl fluke and overall record. Like any of us give a marmot's crap over the scoreboard in 1932 or whatever. He does admit that we will beat them this year, but it won't be as big of a margin, we'll keep it a lot closer and probably be tied at half. The whole time I'm just kind of like eh :jerk: and keep :drink:.
7-8 holes go by and I'm getting pak'd, he brings up basketball and how they are going to pisspound us. I'm getting slightly annoyed by all of this and say, "Put your money where your mouth is you stupid sonovabitch that went to Fort Hays State." (he did go there) $50 was his reply, so I told him I would graciously give him 21 points in the football massacre that was going to happen if he would do the same for basketball, thinking of course he would counter-offer with something more realistic. No, that stupid bastard took it, even gave me the game in Bramlage. We shake.
Fast-forward to October, he has obviously seen how the vast majority of his thoughts are :flush:. I brought up the subject that this weekend will be great, and where was he watching the game so he could witness the first part of the bet. He, all of a sudden, has a case of amnesia and cannot recall the wager.
What would you do goEMAW?
PS- I gave him a box of Uncle Ben's the Monday following the Rice lost and printed off the Saluki wikipage after that loss as well.
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I'd just go ahead and write it off as a donation to charity.
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Sic one of your meat goats on him.
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:DNR:
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:DNR:
Probably best Fanning. RR definitely included some stuff he didn't actually say to the guy. Nobody who read it is buying it.
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yeah that story was made up
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Take it from him.
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you should have sent him an email, within a reasonable time, following the golf game/bet. You had to have known that type of an individual would have selective amnesia. If there was an email or text you could have referred back to it.
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you should have sent him an email, within a reasonable time, following the golf game/bet. You had to have known that type of an individual would have selective amnesia. If there was an email or text you could have referred back to it.
He could email him a link to this thread. :dunno:
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I would find a new friend.
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Making a fake email wouldn't be too hard to do.
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I would have made plans to golf with one of my coworkers that I was friends with and that was not a squawk.
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yeah that story was made up
Totally made up. Salukis are Southern Illinois, not Northern Illinois. :nono:
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yeah that story was made up
Totally made up. Salukis are Southern Illinois, not Northern Illinois. :nono:
Oh man, this sweater is really unraveling now and RickRampus is nowhere to be found.
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yeah that story was made up
Totally made up. Salukis are Southern Illinois, not Northern Illinois. :nono:
Oh man, this sweater is really unraveling now and RickRampus is nowhere to be found.
We're holding the string as he walks away.
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yeah that story was made up
Totally made up. Salukis are Southern Illinois, not Northern Illinois. :nono:
Oh man, this sweater is really unraveling now and RickRampus is nowhere to be found.
We're holding the string as he walks away.
Well fack he didn't catch me on the Saluki part and I didn't take the time to research it because idc.
Didn't pick him to golf with, was randomly assigned.
Buy it or not, I was just hoping for some advice and yes this really happened Bread, everything I said I said, I said.
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I know this story is fake because wagering on sporting events is illegal outside of a casino.
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Well, here's an idea.
As a ku fan, he no doubt wears a wallet chain, giving you easy access to his cash. Wait until his arms are full of something heavy, then just walk up and say "time for you to pay up" and take the dollars out of his wallet.
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Well, here's an idea.
As a ku fan, he no doubt wears a wallet chain, giving you easy access to his cash. Wait until his arms are full of something heavy, then just walk up and say "time for you to pay up" and take the dollars out of his wallet.
nice idea in theory until you realize he only has 12 bucks in his billfold.
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Shame him.
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Ask him nicely?
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everything I said I said, I said.
:surprised:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)
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everything I said I said, I said.
:surprised:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)
dnr, did I do it right?
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don't make bets with poor squawks...life lesson
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everything I said I said, I said.
:surprised:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)
dnr, did I do it right?
What's right? This is the Internets
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Seriously, though, RickRampus. You can never obtain something that does not exist (the squawk's money, in this case). Live and learn, I guess.
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if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.
but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.
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if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.
but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.
ouch
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if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.
but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.
This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.
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if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.
but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.
ouch
don't let him do it, rampus. remind him who is boss.
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if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.
but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.
This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.
not a lawyer, but I think this could be grounds for firing?
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if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.
but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.
This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.
not a lawyer, but I think this could be grounds for firing?
For god's sakes, don't fire him over $100. Your unemployment insurance will go up and the rest of us will end up footing his bills for the next year.
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if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.
but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.
This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.
not a lawyer, but I think this could be grounds for firing?
For god's sakes, don't fire him over $100. Your unemployment insurance will go up and the rest of us will end up footing his bills for the next year.
I meant I would be fired if I beat the fifty out of him.
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I meant I would be fired if I beat the fifty out of him.
Use 'clams line about the silverback and all, and see if that works.
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if someone makes a bet with me, but then attempts to back out, i beat their ass.
but that's because i'm a silverback, not some feeble afterthought who allows themselves to be walked on by a ku t-shirt fan.
This isn't a bad idea if you want to send a message, but you will probably feel bad about doing it to a fellow Kansan.
not a lawyer, but I think this could be grounds for firing?
For god's sakes, don't fire him over $100. Your unemployment insurance will go up and the rest of us will end up footing his bills for the next year.
I meant I would be fired if I beat the fifty out of him.
You'll be his boss soon. Just wait until then and then fire him.
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Pound his ass son. Quit asking us for permission. Split it with me and I'll show up a toss him a beating that he won't ever bounceback from.
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Beat his ass Rick or else people will keep walking all over you. He probably heard you don't have the balls to collect from some other guy who didn't pay up.
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call him yellow. CALL HIM YELLOW!!
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file a law suit in small claims court first thing monday morning.
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Rick, can't we just look past our differences? :tsc:
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Man, that is adorbs
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Now I don't know bout y'all? But I sure as hell, didn't come down from the goddamn Flint Hills, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through Johnson County, and then jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane, to teach the squawks lessons in humanity. Squawk ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a EMAW hatin, hamburger eatin' manic, and they need to be DE-stroyed. That's why any and every son-of-a--bitch we find wearin a KU shirt.....they're gonna die. Sound good?
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Now I don't know bout y'all? But I sure as hell, didn't come down from the goddamn Flint Hills, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through Johnson County, and then jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane, to teach the squawks lessons in humanity. Squawk ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a EMAW hatin, hamburger eatin' manic, and they need to be DE-stroyed. That's why any and every son-of-a--bitch we find wearin a KU shirt.....they're gonna die. Sound good?
good work here
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Now I don't know bout y'all? But I sure as hell, didn't come down from the goddamn Flint Hills, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through Johnson County, and then jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane, to teach the squawks lessons in humanity. Squawk ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a EMAW hatin, hamburger eatin' manic, and they need to be DE-stroyed. That's why any and every son-of-a--bitch we find wearin a KU shirt.....they're gonna die. Sound good?
good work here
:eek:
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I just talked to clams. For a 60% cut of the bet, we will come down there and give this loser an inholy beating. Post his name and a pic.
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I just talked to clams. For a 60% cut of the bet, we will come down there and give this loser an inholy beating. Post his name and a pic.
Hang on a second, I want to see if Aldo brings up the Bear Jew.
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I just talked to clams. For a 60% cut of the bet, we will come down there and give this loser an inholy beating. Post his name and a pic.
Hang on a second, I want to see if Aldo brings up the Bear Jew.
If Limestone doesn't get what he wants, I'm callin' The Bear Jew over here, and he's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat that squawk's ass to death with it. It ain't gonna be pretty and it's definitely gonna be slow and painful.
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First of all, RickRampus will not win his bet until after the basketball game in Bramlage, so I think a lot of you guys are getting ahead of yourselves. Secondly, I think you guys are going to have a lot of fun beating the everliving crap out of him, but your best case scenario will be to collect the equivalent value in food stamps.
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Man, Aldo is really sticking with character.