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Title: Best and worst case scenario
Post by: ksu101 on March 17, 2010, 06:17:17 PM
Kansas State (2)

Best Case: Lincoln beards for everyone! Jacob Pullen becomes the furry face of March Madness, shooting brilliantly until Kansas State has reached its first Final Four since Tex Winter was the coach in 1964. Fellow guard Denis Clemente takes it from there, channeling Rolando Blackman 1981 by floating a baseline jump shot over Cole Aldrich at the buzzer to beat rival Kansas in the national semifinal. There's no topping that, though, and an emotionally spent K-State is beaten by Kentucky in the title game -- which is OK, winning the state title and avenging three losses to KU this season is prize enough. Pullen then announces that he's returning for his senior season, and eternally irate Miamian Frank Martin sweetly declares himself so in love with Manhattan that he signs a lifetime contract.

Worst Case:: Burdened by the school's highest seeding ever, cold-shooting K-State struggles past North Texas in the first round and is whacked by BYU in Round 2. Frank Martin spontaneously combusts like a Spinal Tap drummer the first time one of his big men misses a defensive assignment against the Cougars, which rather unnerves his players and leaves burn marks in front of the K-State bench. In a clueless search to replace the cooked Martin, the school panics and rehires Jim Wooldridge, operating on the premise that recycling an old coach worked in football. Kansas, of course, goes on to win another national title and lords it over Wildcats fans.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/tournament/2010/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=5001177 (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/tournament/2010/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=5001177)
Title: Re: Best and worst case scenario
Post by: doom on March 17, 2010, 06:24:15 PM
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And Pat Forde can’t hook up to the wireless network at the Ford Center. Should I help him? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.

Glad this guy helped him.  That was a gem.  Loved the rehiring Wooly as a jab at Snyder.  Good WCHSIQ
Title: Re: Best and worst case scenario
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 17, 2010, 10:00:22 PM
I enjoyed that...