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Title: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on September 28, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
Hello. Going forward please use this thread for any and all Tom Cruise related news/questions.

A few questions: Do you think Tom cuts his own fingernails? Also, do you think he watches football?

My favorite Tom movie is a tie b/w first Mission Impossible and Legend.

Thank you.
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Post by: steve dave on September 28, 2012, 02:00:52 PM
Hi everyone, I like Tom Cruise.

Bet he doesn't cut his nails. Also guessing no football for him.

Favorite movie is probably Risky Business.

Have a good day.
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Post by: 8manpick on September 28, 2012, 02:03:14 PM
Mission Impossible is probably the most intense movie ever made.  I've never felt so emotionally invested in a movie.  Impossible? Not for Tom Cruise.
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Post by: mocat on September 28, 2012, 02:03:20 PM
Is Minority Report Tom Cruise's most underrated movie? Is it the world's most underrated movie? I would say yes to both.
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Post by: steve dave on September 28, 2012, 02:04:01 PM
Me again.

You guys think he'll get married again? Just want him to be happy.

Thanks everyone.
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Post by: OK_Cat on September 28, 2012, 02:04:20 PM
i am not a big fan of tom cruise.  seems like a dick, and not in a cool/sarcastic way.
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Post by: Pexikan on September 28, 2012, 02:05:12 PM
Jeff Ross tells a story about Tom Cruise mediating a beef between him and Cousin Sal at Jimmy Kimmels house on a football Sunday. Tom and his mom brought cupcakes! So I'd have to say he watches a little football...
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Post by: steve dave on September 28, 2012, 02:06:29 PM
Hi Pexican, steve dave here.

Thanks for that insider Tom Cruise tip. Great post.

Have a nice weekend.
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Post by: ben ji on September 28, 2012, 02:08:22 PM
Favorite Movie: All the right moves
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Post by: pissclams on September 28, 2012, 02:08:29 PM
hate tom cruise
goofy looking jackass
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 28, 2012, 02:11:03 PM
I don't think Tom clips his own nails and I don't blame him. I bet he watches the NFL casually if there's nothing better on.

Favorite movie is tough. He's been in a lot of great ones. I guess I will go with Rain Man.
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Post by: Pete on September 28, 2012, 02:13:45 PM
Does watching the volley ball scene in Top Gun turn people gay?
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 28, 2012, 02:17:53 PM
Does watching the volley ball scene in Top Gun turn people gay?

No, but I could see how a person who doesn't know he's already gay might get an epiphany from it.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 28, 2012, 02:17:54 PM
Does watching the volley ball scene in Top Gun turn people gay?

I don't have a lot of research on this but just from my own personal experiences, yes.
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Post by: Pexikan on September 28, 2012, 02:20:58 PM
Does watching the volley ball scene in Top Gun turn people gay?

I don't think so. But I can see gay people going back to it. Kinda like straight men going back to Phoebe Cates pool scene in Fast Times...
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: Trim on September 28, 2012, 02:28:11 PM
Jeff Ross tells a story about Tom Cruise mediating a beef between him and Cousin Sal at Jimmy Kimmels house on a football Sunday. Tom and his mom brought cupcakes! So I'd have to say he watches a little football...

But he showed up way late and never actually watched the football games on TV... :dunno:
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Post by: Pexikan on September 28, 2012, 02:33:31 PM

But he was in All The Right Moves and played a football players agent in Jerry McGuire...:dunno:
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Post by: Asteriskhead on September 28, 2012, 02:35:37 PM
Is Tom Cruise single handedly (is this a word?) responsible for the success of Ray-ban?
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Post by: AppleJack on September 28, 2012, 02:39:11 PM
Hey guys, I was just kidding about Legend, that movie sucks.

Do you think he ever goes to the grocery store?
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 28, 2012, 02:39:23 PM
"SHOW ME THE MONEY!"  :excited:
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Post by: Pete on September 28, 2012, 02:44:09 PM
His best work was when he was yelling "penis" at his on-screen mom in Born on the Fourth of July.
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Post by: EuroCat on September 28, 2012, 02:45:59 PM
def does not watch football. Prolly reads the headlines on Yahoo! Sports as preparation for convos on "the big game" at the watercooler.
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on September 28, 2012, 02:49:37 PM
Favorite Tom Cruise movie:  The Last Samurai.  He's such a good actor, I thought he was Asian. 
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Post by: EllToPay on September 28, 2012, 04:12:59 PM
How do you think he likes his steak? I bet he's a rare guy. You know?
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Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on September 28, 2012, 04:34:38 PM
How do you think he likes his steak? I bet he's a rare guy. You know?

Is a vegetarian and doesn't drink alcohol.
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Post by: EllToPay on September 28, 2012, 04:38:27 PM
How do you think he likes his steak? I bet he's a rare guy. You know?

Is a vegetarian and doesn't drink alcohol.

:surprised:
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: Trim on September 28, 2012, 04:56:44 PM
How do you think he likes his steak? I bet he's a rare guy. You know?

Is a vegetarian and doesn't drink alcohol.

:surprised:

WAIT 'TIL THE MASK GETS A LOAD OF THIS!!!
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Post by: jtksu on September 28, 2012, 07:58:36 PM
You know what I never understood about Top Gun?  Dont they realize it makes it way harder to play volleyball all greased up and constantly flexing every muscle in your body?  Also, do you think the back seat guys greased up their pilot or would pilots want to grease eachother up?  I'd want to grease Val Kilmer up, if it was up to me.  Goose?  More like Woof.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on October 06, 2012, 10:20:50 PM
Hey everyone, AppleJack here - can I ask you a question? My bros and I were talkin tonight and a lot of them were saying that Tom Cruise had no idea what a Whopper from Burger King was. Can you believe that? Who the eff doesnt know what a Whopper is? Anyways, I thought I would check with you guys to confirm. ftb

AJ
Title: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on October 06, 2012, 10:22:16 PM
He hasn't eaten ketchup since he was 8
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Post by: kim carnes on October 06, 2012, 10:23:12 PM
WGAF?  he is tom cruise, he can not know whatever he wants.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on October 06, 2012, 10:59:33 PM
kim carnes, how are you? have you ever had your face set on fire by a grown man? go chiefs.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on October 07, 2012, 12:48:00 AM
Tom Cruise is probably the most underrated actor of all time. Did you know he writes hundreds of pages of background stories for each of the characters he plays? And he did all of his own stunts on that one super tall building for MI:4. That's pretty cool. I wish wasn't so weird in real life, because that overshadows his acting career.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 08, 2012, 01:44:06 PM
You know what I never understood about Top Gun?  Dont they realize it makes it way harder to play volleyball all greased up and constantly flexing every muscle in your body?  Also, do you think the back seat guys greased up their pilot or would pilots want to grease eachother up?  I'd want to grease Val Kilmer up, if it was up to me.  Goose?  More like Woof.

Val Kilmer was hotter back then but Tom Cruise has aged much better.
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Post by: Bloodfart on October 08, 2012, 03:21:00 PM
The watchability of his movies is unreal.  I can watch just about every movie he has made over and over again.  Are there any other actors/actresses who have as many?  I don't think so. 
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Post by: Mr Bread on October 08, 2012, 03:58:36 PM
Hey guys, I was just kidding about Legend, that movie sucks.

Do you think he ever goes to the grocery store?

:dubious:  Mia Sara in goth, midgets and Tim Curry dressed up as a huge, red, buff, horned devil-guy?  :nono:  That's just crazy talk, AppleJack. 
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Post by: Emo EMAW on October 08, 2012, 04:03:38 PM
Hey guys, Emo EMAW here.  Have you guys ever watched Platoon in your head starring Tom Cruise instead of Charlie Sheen?  It's much better, IMO, especially the scene where that zipperhead is dancing in his hut while they shoot at his feet.  Thanks and I'll listen off the air.
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Post by: jtksu on October 08, 2012, 07:04:25 PM
Hey guys, Emo EMAW here.  Have you guys ever watched Platoon in your head starring Tom Cruise instead of Charlie Sheen?  It's much better, IMO, especially the scene where that zipperhead is dancing in his hut while they shoot at his feet.  Thanks and I'll listen off the air.

 :opcat:
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: Trim on October 17, 2012, 10:18:32 AM
Jeff Ross tells a story about Tom Cruise mediating a beef between him and Cousin Sal at Jimmy Kimmels house on a football Sunday. Tom and his mom brought cupcakes! So I'd have to say he watches a little football...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuJ6_uu_ycY
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Post by: Johnny Wichita on October 17, 2012, 10:51:07 AM
Jeff Ross tells a story about Tom Cruise mediating a beef between him and Cousin Sal at Jimmy Kimmels house on a football Sunday. Tom and his mom brought cupcakes! So I'd have to say he watches a little football...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuJ6_uu_ycY

That was enjoyable. 
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on December 09, 2012, 09:06:51 AM
Tom is at the Man City / Man U game  :surprised:
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Post by: jtksu on December 09, 2012, 11:31:38 AM
Tom is at the Man City / Man U game  :surprised:

Tom is gonna be pissed when he finds out that's a soccer match.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on February 19, 2014, 12:21:56 PM
Tom Cruise is dyslexic.
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Post by: AppleJack on February 06, 2015, 10:27:54 PM
Do you think Tom Cruise gets mail?
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Post by: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 01:44:14 PM
I have a pal that is convinced Tom doesn't know what a Burger King Whopper is.

My pal is an idiot, right?
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 01:46:48 PM
I have a pal that is convinced Tom doesn't know what a Burger King Whopper is.

My pal is an idiot, right?

Are Scientologists not allowed to eat fast food?
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Post by: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 01:51:29 PM
dunno, but there is no way he doesn't know what a Whopper is.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 01:54:13 PM
dunno, but there is no way he doesn't know what a Whopper is.

Why wouldn't he know? Because he lives a lifestyle of the rich & famous and is so far removed from normal everyday life?
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Post by: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 01:57:07 PM
dunno, but there is no way he doesn't know what a Whopper is.

Why wouldn't he know? Because he lives a lifestyle of the rich & famous and is so far removed from normal everyday life?

That his assertion, yes.
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 14, 2015, 02:56:10 PM
He knows
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 02:57:40 PM
I think he's heard the term "The Whopper". He might even know it is a hamburger, but he doesn't know where to get one or what is on it.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 03:10:13 PM
oh god you're one of them
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 03:11:30 PM
oh god you're one of them

I mean, I don't even know what ingredients differentiate a Whopper from just a regular hamburger at BK.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 03:14:15 PM
oh god you're one of them

I mean, I don't even know what ingredients differentiate a Whopper from just a regular hamburger at BK.

I have no idea what is on the Whopper, but, Tom, you and I all know it comes from BK.
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Post by: Gooch on October 14, 2015, 03:15:16 PM
I bet he can't tell the the difference between Carl's Jr and Whataburger. Because no one can.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 03:16:39 PM
I bet he can't tell the the difference between Cal's Jr and Whataburger. Because no one can.

Tom Cruise has never heard of Whataburger.
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 14, 2015, 03:26:01 PM
I bet he can't tell the the difference between Cal's Jr and Whataburger. Because no one can.

Tom Cruise has never heard of Whataburger.

Yeah I can go with this
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Post by: puniraptor on October 14, 2015, 03:28:36 PM
this thread made me kind of want a whopper, which is a feeling i cant remember ever feeling before

probably because there is no more burgker king
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Post by: star seed 7 on October 14, 2015, 03:29:41 PM
this thread made me kind of want a whopper, which is a feeling i cant remember ever feeling before

probably because there is no more burgker king

The black whopper makes you poop neon green
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Post by: pissclams on October 14, 2015, 03:32:31 PM
tom cruise is nothing but a poor man's sly stallone
so, while hydrox are good enough for some of you plebs, the rest of us deserve oreos
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 03:35:13 PM
Tom is not Hydrox  :don'tcare:
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Post by: Tobias on October 14, 2015, 06:55:23 PM
have you been watching silicon valley, applejack?
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Post by: AppleJack on October 15, 2015, 01:02:20 AM
Aware of, do not watch
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Post by: Emo EMAW on October 15, 2015, 09:41:16 AM
Do you think Tom Cruise has seen Pulp Fiction?  I bet he has.
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Post by: AppleJack on October 15, 2015, 09:48:24 AM
Tom is a huge movie buff, has mos def seen.
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Post by: mocat on October 15, 2015, 09:49:32 AM
cruise has eaten a whopper. i mean the whopper has been around since the 1950's
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Post by: Emo EMAW on October 15, 2015, 09:49:54 AM
Tom is a huge movie buff, has mos def seen.

Then, without a doubt, he knows what a whopper is.
Title: Re: Tom Cruise Master Thread
Post by: AppleJack on January 21, 2016, 12:56:18 PM
Here's a new one:

Has Tom touched a Volleyball since Top Gun?
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Post by: bucket on May 27, 2019, 12:55:36 PM
https://twitter.com/msteib/status/1132809444927131649