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Title: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 23, 2012, 02:57:10 PM
So, I have never been to an official goEMAW pak, which makes me super sad  :bawl: But, I have a great idea to remedy this situation. We should all take the next two weeks off of school/work/sittingonourasses and get super drunk, order pizza shuttle for every meal, watch classic KSU games, and play the crap out of some NCAA '13. We could rent out a ballroom at the Clarion to accommodate our two week long emaw-orgy (we'll need lots of hookers to satisfy our ultrahigh EMAW libidos). The person who beats KU by the most points in '13 would get a super-sweet customized trophy, then on the day of the game we'll do tons of blow and sprint all the way to the stadium like 8 hours early and tip over the KU bus and then instead of going in the ticket gates, we would climb the walls of The Bill like Vikings hopped up on speed, and then calmly walk to our seat like badasses  :gocho:
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: wes mantooth on September 23, 2012, 03:03:16 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: Gooch on September 23, 2012, 03:05:16 PM
Pfft two weeks. Half of us would be dead in the first three days.
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: Frankenklein on September 23, 2012, 03:06:01 PM
So, I have never been to an official goEMAW pak, which makes me super sad  :bawl: But, I have a great idea to remedy this situation. We should all take the next two weeks off of school/work/sittingonourasses and get super drunk,order pizza shuttle for every meal, watch classic KSU games, and play the crap out of some NCAA '13. We could rent out a ballroom at the Clarion to accommodate our two week long emaw-orgy (we'll need lots of hookers to satisfy our ultrahigh EMAW libidos). The person who beats KU by the most points in '13 would get a super-sweet customized trophy, then on the day of the game we'll do tons of blow and sprint all the way to the stadium like 8 hours early and tip over the KU bus and then instead of going in the ticket gates, we would climb the walls of The Bill like Vikings hopped up on speed, and then calmly walk to our seat like badasses  :gocho:
I think you may all ready be
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 23, 2012, 03:07:38 PM
Pfft two weeks. Half of us would be dead in the first three days.

More pizza shuttle and beer for the survivors  :dunno: Also, increased odds for winning the super EMAW trophy  :emawkid:
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: 8manpick on September 23, 2012, 03:08:00 PM
:sdeek:
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 23, 2012, 03:11:58 PM
Finally, plans for MOAP3.
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ManBearPig on September 23, 2012, 03:13:07 PM
That sounds incredible....Bubbles and 8MP are the frontrunners to win/survive this...imho
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 23, 2012, 03:15:14 PM
That sounds incredible....Bubbles and 8MP are the frontrunners to win/survive this...imho
The smart money is on 8mp
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: Kat Kid on September 23, 2012, 03:16:30 PM
and people wonder why we have a premium board.
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 23, 2012, 03:18:03 PM
I picture a timer going off, marking the end of the 2 week endeavor, and one poster waking up in the middle of all the carnage, the only survivor, leaving with the trophy a la Mr. Pink in Resevoir Dogs.
Title: Re: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: 8manpick on September 23, 2012, 03:19:26 PM
and people wonder why we have a premium board.

If this thing happens, and I win, I want access.
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 23, 2012, 03:20:17 PM
I picture a timer going off, marking the end of the 2 week endeavor, and one poster waking up in the middle of all the carnage, the only survivor, leaving with the trophy a la Mr. Pink in Resevoir Dogs.
Perfect
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ManBearPig on September 23, 2012, 03:23:30 PM
and people wonder why we have a premium board.

If this thing happens, and I win, I want access.
You have my full support
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ChiComCat on September 23, 2012, 03:29:44 PM
Pfft two weeks. Half of us would be dead in the first three days.

I mean, those of us who are doing it right would
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 23, 2012, 03:31:40 PM
Pfft two weeks. Half of us would be dead in the first three days.

I mean, those of us who are doing it right would

Truth.
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: SdK on September 24, 2012, 10:03:39 AM
I'd outlast you all. :D
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: goCats101 on September 24, 2012, 10:10:31 AM
So are we doing this thing or not? 'Cause I'm sitting here in the lobby of the Clarion with two hookers I picked up when I left Lawrence and a box of pizza shuttle, waiting patiently for other EMAWs to arrive, and I'm starting to get weird looks.  :dubious:
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: MadCat on September 24, 2012, 10:25:59 AM
Fear and Loathing in Las Clarion
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: Trim on September 25, 2012, 09:39:38 AM
So are we doing this thing or not? 'Cause I'm sitting here in the lobby of the Clarion with two hookers I picked up when I left Lawrence and a box of pizza shuttle, waiting patiently for other EMAWs to arrive, and I'm starting to get weird looks.  :dubious:

Let's wait until it's an SPG property.
Title: Re: Confession/Great Idea
Post by: ksupamplemousse on September 26, 2012, 06:29:08 AM
So are we doing this thing or not? 'Cause I'm sitting here in the lobby of the Clarion with two hookers I picked up when I left Lawrence and a box of pizza shuttle, waiting patiently for other EMAWs to arrive, and I'm starting to get weird looks.  :dubious:

Dude, we had to change locations, Feds were onto us. Sorry bro  :dunno: