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Title: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
Meanest: Pit Viper
Best Looking: Coral Snake
Fastest: Sidewinder
Fattest: Python
Most Intelligent: Timber Rattle Snake
Smelliest: Garden (sp?) Snake
Toughest: Bull Snake
Most Deadly: The Black Mamba
Slimiest: Water Moccasin
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: star seed 7 on September 21, 2012, 12:34:59 PM
most disgusting:  ALL rough ridin' SNAKES, EW GET AWAY FROM ME.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: sys on September 21, 2012, 12:38:56 PM
steve dave is a nazi.  end thread.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:40:32 PM
which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: mocat on September 21, 2012, 12:42:49 PM
Least number of eyes:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmygeekblasphemy.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F05%2Famazing_cool_weird_crazy_offbeat_snake_20090724125714342-bmp.jpeg&hash=30568eb1216dec1e9b35da94cd04e0e5d15cd9d3)

Best wrestler:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.obsessedwithwrestling.com%2Fpictures%2Fj%2Fjakeroberts%2F27.jpg&hash=6dcf556ff347e2def65943eabae8a262806e1a08)

Best toy model I built when I was a kid:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F5%2F50%2FRed_Dodge_Viper_GTS.jpg&hash=a454fe282e4460605ab3f4d864eb4b3ea8921ee4)

Most fun:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Funleashthephones.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F07%2FGame_1_192x192.png&hash=a7593d2dc5b2ed5e8881bd81b3c895f77c2b1976)
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:44:27 PM
most boring:  burmese python
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 21, 2012, 12:45:03 PM
Asp
or
a Boomslang
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 21, 2012, 12:45:20 PM
which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

easy. boa. also, i have a family of garter (sp?) snakes living in my window well. there were three of them there last week!
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: ChiComCat on September 21, 2012, 12:45:42 PM
which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky.  I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor.  Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:46:42 PM
what do you guys think of Belcher’s Sea Snake? should probably be classified as a fish?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Mr Bread on September 21, 2012, 12:48:31 PM
which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky.  I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor.  Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?

Choke it.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:49:46 PM
funniest: hog nosed snake
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: hemmy on September 21, 2012, 12:53:37 PM
Best Snake with a movie named after it: Anaconda.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:57:36 PM
Best Snake with a movie named after it: Anaconda.

no, Cobra
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:58:01 PM
which cobra is best? seems like the Egyptian Cobra is the most pud of all cobras.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 01:07:48 PM
King snake eats other snakes

Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 01:08:11 PM
King snake eats other snakes

link?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 01:09:13 PM
Quote
Lampropeltis means "shiny shield" (from Greek ???????, "shine" + ?????, "small shield"), a name given to them in reference to their dorsal scales. The majority of kingsnakes have quite vibrant patterns on their skins. Kingsnakes use constriction to kill their prey and tend to be opportunistic when it comes to their diet; they will eat other snakes (ophiophagy), including venomous snakes, lizards, rodents, birds and eggs. The common kingsnake is known to be immune to the venom of other snakes and to eat rattlesnakes, but is not necessarily immune to the venom of snakes from different localities. The "king" in the name (as with the king cobra) references its taste for other snakes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsnake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsnake)
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 01:09:26 PM
FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.

Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: ChiComCat on September 21, 2012, 01:10:12 PM
which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky.  I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor.  Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?

Choke it.

No way you're choking a boa.  It would choke you while you tried
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 21, 2012, 01:10:32 PM
FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.


yep, same, read it as a child, always thought "king snakes are the good guys of snakes"
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 01:12:20 PM
FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.


yep, same, read it as a child, always thought "king snakes are the good guys of snakes"
I always found it a little tragic. 

Seems like snake on snake crime could be preventable.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 01:13:07 PM
I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 21, 2012, 01:18:28 PM
I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain

and then an old lady swallowing the king cobra, could make this a nursery rhyme and make tons of coin
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: ChiComCat on September 21, 2012, 01:20:43 PM
I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain

and then an old lady swallowing the king cobra, could make this a nursery rhyme and make tons of coin

The King Cobra would rip the old lady's face off and nobody would tell it.  Get real yla.  And I still want to hear Bread tell me why he thinks he could choke a boa.  Get real Mr. Bread. 

This thread is so full of liars.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 01:24:38 PM
This is a python that ate probably like a pig or something and has a full tummy

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyanai.blackmage.org%2Fsky2%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F09%2F0%2C%2C5238929%2C00.jpg&hash=7db609cc9f06100f8d060bed2c51025c20951ba1)
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 01:30:37 PM
At first, I thought the rope by the snake's mouth was a pony tail and he just got finished swallowing a little girl!

 :surprised:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: ChiComCat on September 21, 2012, 02:07:01 PM
This is a python that ate probably like a pig or something and has a full tummy

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyanai.blackmage.org%2Fsky2%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F09%2F0%2C%2C5238929%2C00.jpg&hash=7db609cc9f06100f8d060bed2c51025c20951ba1)

Would that snake be easier or harder to choke?  I think you would have to just bear hug the throat but I would go with easier.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Winters on September 21, 2012, 02:08:58 PM
Anaconda's tried killing Ice Cube and J-Lo once. I wouldn't want to mess with those guys.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 02:11:29 PM
What's that one snake that spits his venom at you?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 21, 2012, 02:14:43 PM
how long do you think it takes a python to digest that thing? I mean holy crap.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 02:18:06 PM
how long do you think it takes a python to digest that thing? I mean holy crap.

probably, like, 3 weeks
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 02:23:03 PM
What's that one snake that spits his venom at you?
Good one, fanning. I found this for you. Those snakes are by far the coolest snakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dtpMj9Ehs
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 02:24:44 PM
Eff you hippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Fldermaus on September 21, 2012, 03:31:49 PM
Best song about snakes:
"Snake Farm" - Ray Wylie Hubbard
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 03:33:33 PM
best snake to just chill with and watch the game: rat snake
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: ChiComCat on September 21, 2012, 03:34:46 PM
Eff you hippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8

Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it.  Had a hippo the other day.  Was really fantastic.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 03:49:36 PM
Eff you hippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8

Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it.  Had a hippo the other day.  Was really fantastic.
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 03:51:01 PM
Best song about snakes:
"Snake Farm" - Ray Wylie Hubbard
"Snake farm, it just sounds nasty. Snake farm, well it pretty much is!"  :dance:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 03:56:46 PM
Most  :dubious: snake: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmugSnake
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Mr Bread on September 21, 2012, 04:11:00 PM
Eff you hippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8

Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it.  Had a hippo the other day.  Was really fantastic.

Fanning's video shows the move.  They have tiny heads.  You just get your hands under its tiny head and choke that sucker for all you're worth. 
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Mr Bread on September 21, 2012, 04:13:10 PM
Hippo v. lions fight!  :excited:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vl9F4NODTo&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vl9F4NODTo&feature=related)

Most adorable life and death struggle ever?  Maybe.  Found it looking at snake vids. 
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 21, 2012, 04:14:15 PM
who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: DQ12 on September 21, 2012, 04:15:52 PM
who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him
way to go 'ning!

 :emawkid:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 04:24:38 PM
who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him
way to go 'ning!

 :emawkid:
Thanks guys. It was tougher than you know. Trying to get better day by day.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 21, 2012, 04:34:06 PM
guys, i've been thinking about this whole boa vs eastern brown snake thing some more. don't you think that you could just grab the head/face of the boa and stick it in your mouth and bite down really hard. i mean, if you just clamped down and didn't let go then it would have to eventually die, right?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Pete on September 21, 2012, 04:45:52 PM
steve dave is a nazi.  end thread.

This is tearing us apart.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Mr Bread on September 21, 2012, 04:47:06 PM
guys, i've been thinking about this whole boa vs eastern brown snake thing some more. don't you think that you could just grab the head/face of the boa and stick it in your mouth and bite down really hard. i mean, if you just clamped down and didn't let go then it would have to eventually die, right?

It really comes down to who wants it more.  I think you do. 
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 21, 2012, 05:09:25 PM
I hate snakes. Always have. Can't explain it, just do. Three times, I swear to you, THREE TIMES, I have been watching a movie with a snake scene, and during said scene my phone went off in my pocket while on vibrate.

Mods, please move to the adrenaline rush thread if necessary.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Pete on September 21, 2012, 05:12:39 PM
True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild.  Game park in South Africa.   :gocho:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 05:17:23 PM
True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild.  Game park in South Africa.   :gocho:

did it kill you with its venomous bite?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 21, 2012, 05:18:39 PM
True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild.  Game park in South Africa.   :gocho:

did it kill you with its venomous bite?

yeah, pete's dead. i've been posting from his account for nine months now. feels good to come clean.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 21, 2012, 05:19:58 PM
Most Dangerous Team: 3 Sidewinders
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Pete on September 21, 2012, 05:20:57 PM
True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild.  Game park in South Africa.   :gocho:

did it kill you with its venomous bite?

yeah, pete's dead. i've been posting from his account for nine months now. feels good to come clean.

See.

is this Pete or rick? 

can't tell if you don't have access to the ip.  only mods know. 


WHAT NOW?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: AbeFroman on September 21, 2012, 05:28:53 PM
I had a red tail boa for 5 years. Pretty good, only bit someone(me) once (totally my fault reaching in the cage). It got 6 feet long and I donated it to my high school Student Nat class. So yeah #1 = Red Tail Boa
Title: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 05:34:05 PM
Snakes don't have tails you dumbass
Title: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 05:34:22 PM
If they did it would be the entire snake
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: ChiComCat on September 21, 2012, 05:34:30 PM
Whats the point of having a snake if you can't reach in the cage?
Title: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 05:34:54 PM
And then we'd just call them tails instead of snakes
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 21, 2012, 05:35:30 PM
True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild.  Game park in South Africa.   :gocho:

did it kill you with its venomous bite?

yeah, pete's dead. i've been posting from his account for nine months now. feels good to come clean.

See.

is this Pete or rick? 

can't tell if you don't have access to the ip.  only mods know. 


WHAT NOW?

yes. that's a great point "pete".  ;)
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Stupid Fitz on September 21, 2012, 06:27:11 PM
which cobra is best? seems like the Egyptian Cobra is the most pud of all cobras.

This made me lol
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: sys on September 21, 2012, 07:18:27 PM
i can't believe this got to a 2nd page.  i hate you all.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 21, 2012, 07:20:25 PM
hmm leave the snake talk and counting to the experts sys. this is page 3 dumbass.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: sys on September 21, 2012, 07:23:12 PM
this is page 3 dumbass.

if you like having more pages than you have to have, yes.  page 2 for smart posters.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Bloodfart on September 21, 2012, 08:42:34 PM
Snakes don't have tails you dumbass

Dunno SD.  Anything past the bung hole would be considered a tail to me.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 08:47:18 PM
best snake to set it an forget it: corn snake
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 08:57:49 PM
Most prestigious snake: King Cobra
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 08:58:45 PM
most overrated snake: rattle snake - sounds scary but is basically pud
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 09:06:31 PM
Hippiest snake: Rough green snake.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: puniraptor on September 21, 2012, 09:08:12 PM
Snakes don't have tails you dumbass

Dunno SD.  Anything past the bung hole would be considered a tail to me.   :dunno:

I'm pretty sure this is correct.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 09:15:54 PM
The rattle snake proves the tail theory fwiw.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 09:18:25 PM
fanning....how about I kick the crap out of you in real life?
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 21, 2012, 09:27:31 PM
fanning....how about I kick the crap out of you in real life?
:sdeek: Sidewinder is coming at me strong.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: _33 on September 21, 2012, 09:32:51 PM
I once thought I saw a copperhead snake down by the lake. But this guy told me it probably wasn't a copperhead but this other non-poisonous snake that looks like a copperhead. 

So, snake that most looks like some other type of non-poisonous snake down by the lake:  copperhead
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Pete on September 21, 2012, 09:43:54 PM
I once thought I saw a copperhead snake down by the lake. But this guy told me it probably wasn't a copperhead but this other non-poisonous snake that looks like a copperhead. 

So, snake that most looks like some other type of non-poisonous snake down by the lake:  copperhead

If you aren't completely sure it's poisonous, then it's not.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: SdK on September 21, 2012, 09:53:24 PM
I challenge the best snake song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk)

Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Fldermaus on September 21, 2012, 10:25:37 PM
which cobra is best? seems like the Egyptian Cobra is the most pud of all cobras.

qft

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2Fpudcobra_zpsaa160f3d.gif&hash=b49d4ca44cf2b71495e85ab61fba9fcdafe0e9e1)
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Perry on September 22, 2012, 12:34:19 AM
Snakes are venomous, not poisonous  :shakesfist:

Bushmaster for most underrated viper, huge strike range and think people are rats  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: pissclams on September 24, 2012, 09:56:51 AM
i want to give a shout out to the legless lizard.  it's important to note that i caught one.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 28, 2016, 10:36:57 AM
Nope nope nope nope nope....

https://www.facebook.com/731297520224295/videos/863391597014886/
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Panjandrum on January 28, 2016, 12:25:21 PM
Because of this thread, I wiki'd Black Mambas.

I am never going anywhere those snakes may be.  That was possibly the most frightening thing I've ever read.
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: mocat on January 28, 2016, 12:42:35 PM
good grief i used to be a horrible poster  :lol:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 28, 2016, 12:46:44 PM
fanning....how about I kick the crap out of you in real life?
:D :lol:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: The Big Train on January 28, 2016, 08:16:27 PM
good grief i used to be a horrible poster  :lol:

used to be  :lol: oh man you walked right into that one  :ROFL:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 28, 2016, 08:17:31 PM
I wanted to say it, but he thinks I follow him around. :frown:
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: nicname on January 28, 2016, 10:32:58 PM
good grief i used to be a horrible poster  :lol:

i liked your picture post
Title: Re: Rank The Snakes
Post by: Tobias on January 28, 2016, 10:35:21 PM
meowcat