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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
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Meanest: Pit Viper
Best Looking: Coral Snake
Fastest: Sidewinder
Fattest: Python
Most Intelligent: Timber Rattle Snake
Smelliest: Garden (sp?) Snake
Toughest: Bull Snake
Most Deadly: The Black Mamba
Slimiest: Water Moccasin
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most disgusting: ALL rough ridin' SNAKES, EW GET AWAY FROM ME.
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steve dave is a nazi. end thread.
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which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?
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Least number of eyes:
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Best wrestler:
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Best toy model I built when I was a kid:
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Most fun:
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most boring: burmese python
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Asp
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a Boomslang
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which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?
easy. boa. also, i have a family of garter (sp?) snakes living in my window well. there were three of them there last week!
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which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?
I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky. I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor. Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?
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what do you guys think of Belcher’s Sea Snake? should probably be classified as a fish?
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which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?
I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky. I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor. Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?
Choke it.
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funniest: hog nosed snake
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Best Snake with a movie named after it: Anaconda.
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Best Snake with a movie named after it: Anaconda.
no, Cobra
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which cobra is best? seems like the Egyptian Cobra is the most pud of all cobras.
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King snake eats other snakes
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King snake eats other snakes
link?
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Lampropeltis means "shiny shield" (from Greek ???????, "shine" + ?????, "small shield"), a name given to them in reference to their dorsal scales. The majority of kingsnakes have quite vibrant patterns on their skins. Kingsnakes use constriction to kill their prey and tend to be opportunistic when it comes to their diet; they will eat other snakes (ophiophagy), including venomous snakes, lizards, rodents, birds and eggs. The common kingsnake is known to be immune to the venom of other snakes and to eat rattlesnakes, but is not necessarily immune to the venom of snakes from different localities. The "king" in the name (as with the king cobra) references its taste for other snakes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsnake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsnake)
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FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.
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which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?
I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky. I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor. Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?
Choke it.
No way you're choking a boa. It would choke you while you tried
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FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.
yep, same, read it as a child, always thought "king snakes are the good guys of snakes"
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FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.
yep, same, read it as a child, always thought "king snakes are the good guys of snakes"
I always found it a little tragic.
Seems like snake on snake crime could be preventable.
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I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain
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I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain
and then an old lady swallowing the king cobra, could make this a nursery rhyme and make tons of coin
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I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain
and then an old lady swallowing the king cobra, could make this a nursery rhyme and make tons of coin
The King Cobra would rip the old lady's face off and nobody would tell it. Get real yla. And I still want to hear Bread tell me why he thinks he could choke a boa. Get real Mr. Bread.
This thread is so full of liars.
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This is a python that ate probably like a pig or something and has a full tummy
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At first, I thought the rope by the snake's mouth was a pony tail and he just got finished swallowing a little girl!
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This is a python that ate probably like a pig or something and has a full tummy
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyanai.blackmage.org%2Fsky2%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F09%2F0%2C%2C5238929%2C00.jpg&hash=7db609cc9f06100f8d060bed2c51025c20951ba1)
Would that snake be easier or harder to choke? I think you would have to just bear hug the throat but I would go with easier.
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Anaconda's tried killing Ice Cube and J-Lo once. I wouldn't want to mess with those guys.
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What's that one snake that spits his venom at you?
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how long do you think it takes a python to digest that thing? I mean holy crap.
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how long do you think it takes a python to digest that thing? I mean holy crap.
probably, like, 3 weeks
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What's that one snake that spits his venom at you?
Good one, fanning. I found this for you. Those snakes are by far the coolest snakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dtpMj9Ehs
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Eff you hippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8
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Best song about snakes:
"Snake Farm" - Ray Wylie Hubbard
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best snake to just chill with and watch the game: rat snake
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Eff you hippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8
Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it. Had a hippo the other day. Was really fantastic.
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Eff you hippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8
Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it. Had a hippo the other day. Was really fantastic.
:thumbs:
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Best song about snakes:
"Snake Farm" - Ray Wylie Hubbard
"Snake farm, it just sounds nasty. Snake farm, well it pretty much is!" :dance:
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Most :dubious: snake: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmugSnake
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Eff you hippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8
Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it. Had a hippo the other day. Was really fantastic.
Fanning's video shows the move. They have tiny heads. You just get your hands under its tiny head and choke that sucker for all you're worth.
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Hippo v. lions fight! :excited:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vl9F4NODTo&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vl9F4NODTo&feature=related)
Most adorable life and death struggle ever? Maybe. Found it looking at snake vids.
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who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him
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who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him
way to go 'ning!
:emawkid:
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who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him
way to go 'ning!
:emawkid:
Thanks guys. It was tougher than you know. Trying to get better day by day.
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guys, i've been thinking about this whole boa vs eastern brown snake thing some more. don't you think that you could just grab the head/face of the boa and stick it in your mouth and bite down really hard. i mean, if you just clamped down and didn't let go then it would have to eventually die, right?
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steve dave is a nazi. end thread.
This is tearing us apart.
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guys, i've been thinking about this whole boa vs eastern brown snake thing some more. don't you think that you could just grab the head/face of the boa and stick it in your mouth and bite down really hard. i mean, if you just clamped down and didn't let go then it would have to eventually die, right?
It really comes down to who wants it more. I think you do.
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I hate snakes. Always have. Can't explain it, just do. Three times, I swear to you, THREE TIMES, I have been watching a movie with a snake scene, and during said scene my phone went off in my pocket while on vibrate.
Mods, please move to the adrenaline rush thread if necessary.
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True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild. Game park in South Africa. :gocho:
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True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild. Game park in South Africa. :gocho:
did it kill you with its venomous bite?
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True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild. Game park in South Africa. :gocho:
did it kill you with its venomous bite?
yeah, pete's dead. i've been posting from his account for nine months now. feels good to come clean.
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Most Dangerous Team: 3 Sidewinders
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True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild. Game park in South Africa. :gocho:
did it kill you with its venomous bite?
yeah, pete's dead. i've been posting from his account for nine months now. feels good to come clean.
See.
is this Pete or rick?
can't tell if you don't have access to the ip. only mods know.
WHAT NOW?
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I had a red tail boa for 5 years. Pretty good, only bit someone(me) once (totally my fault reaching in the cage). It got 6 feet long and I donated it to my high school Student Nat class. So yeah #1 = Red Tail Boa
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Snakes don't have tails you dumbass
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If they did it would be the entire snake
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Whats the point of having a snake if you can't reach in the cage?
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And then we'd just call them tails instead of snakes
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True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild. Game park in South Africa. :gocho:
did it kill you with its venomous bite?
yeah, pete's dead. i've been posting from his account for nine months now. feels good to come clean.
See.
is this Pete or rick?
can't tell if you don't have access to the ip. only mods know.
WHAT NOW?
yes. that's a great point "pete". ;)
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which cobra is best? seems like the Egyptian Cobra is the most pud of all cobras.
This made me lol
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i can't believe this got to a 2nd page. i hate you all.
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hmm leave the snake talk and counting to the experts sys. this is page 3 dumbass.
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this is page 3 dumbass.
if you like having more pages than you have to have, yes. page 2 for smart posters.
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Snakes don't have tails you dumbass
Dunno SD. Anything past the bung hole would be considered a tail to me. :dunno:
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best snake to set it an forget it: corn snake
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Most prestigious snake: King Cobra
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most overrated snake: rattle snake - sounds scary but is basically pud
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Hippiest snake: Rough green snake.
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Snakes don't have tails you dumbass
Dunno SD. Anything past the bung hole would be considered a tail to me. :dunno:
I'm pretty sure this is correct.
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The rattle snake proves the tail theory fwiw.
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fanning....how about I kick the crap out of you in real life?
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fanning....how about I kick the crap out of you in real life?
:sdeek: Sidewinder is coming at me strong. :ohno:
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I once thought I saw a copperhead snake down by the lake. But this guy told me it probably wasn't a copperhead but this other non-poisonous snake that looks like a copperhead.
So, snake that most looks like some other type of non-poisonous snake down by the lake: copperhead
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I once thought I saw a copperhead snake down by the lake. But this guy told me it probably wasn't a copperhead but this other non-poisonous snake that looks like a copperhead.
So, snake that most looks like some other type of non-poisonous snake down by the lake: copperhead
If you aren't completely sure it's poisonous, then it's not.
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I challenge the best snake song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk)
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which cobra is best? seems like the Egyptian Cobra is the most pud of all cobras.
qft
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Snakes are venomous, not poisonous :shakesfist:
Bushmaster for most underrated viper, huge strike range and think people are rats :horrorsurprise:
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i want to give a shout out to the legless lizard. it's important to note that i caught one.
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Nope nope nope nope nope....
https://www.facebook.com/731297520224295/videos/863391597014886/
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Because of this thread, I wiki'd Black Mambas.
I am never going anywhere those snakes may be. That was possibly the most frightening thing I've ever read.
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good grief i used to be a horrible poster :lol:
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fanning....how about I kick the crap out of you in real life?
:D :lol:
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good grief i used to be a horrible poster :lol:
used to be :lol: oh man you walked right into that one :ROFL:
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I wanted to say it, but he thinks I follow him around. :frown:
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good grief i used to be a horrible poster :lol:
i liked your picture post
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meowcat